* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetrUuCEQXJ
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出阵中——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9l8Y83PY9I
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNSbfsVXUd
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDzTytiby8
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN33O3VZQOJ
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GIisdQthJ
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraLyeB8RDv
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUIXS9cF8q
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWojX7efTW
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNNvkGpT52
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdifQxjmcz
烛台：大概吧……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b30aPah7d
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9TSBnOr6X
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不久之后——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZbSpX1bKQ
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OFtlXiCES
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XCPOrgtNr
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgxRIPv1cS
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31XfM8hGeJ
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdu33U5dut
蜂须贺：……（怨气）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4BNF2DAEr
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkeZcWiKBh
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回到本丸后——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDd1jE5Pem
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3LSkmOZoF
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsdlVHBwUZ
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeCT3ipDhM
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5dwo08iU9
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmCNsUm7h1
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhb7t5ulhUr
长曾弥：乐意之至。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jLm2jeVQE
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52ayrw5fJb
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbStHJVykC
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtAPWQkkRy
豆丁：联络感情？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPCFV6UJtO
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCG4OjOgjnP
豆丁：可以出去看吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGd47IxDuiF
烛台：可以……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABLfuAhou9
豆丁：哇！太好了！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbqSMBi0Zd
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRRe3P8OJS
豆丁：……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgkNCQhr7W
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再次出阵时——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y3Tu1D9MO
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TkU8azcqu
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45iMHDkBMy
蜂须贺：……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqGUOgMXWx
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不久之后——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPzxzTf3rB
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXIJZzVFqe
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pkvoZ1vfb
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgOIY112HJ
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGoBNNuqyl
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwtSuC69QJ
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOK9XwusiIF
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHtEgfX0NZ
长曾弥：……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3aRN4uG6s
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回到本丸后——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6c0w7weQ5
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCRme3fIHG
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZJ95h8laJ
（远处传来对话）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xUd76Rsbg
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1bg5nEFrb
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtLTzCNVdJ
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Sq5dQelYr
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7Mb1aSFrO
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBatmJeE2Sx
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9QH2riPsZ
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRDDtSIcXx
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2EnkFo4xj
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后来——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdPfMOOtoQ
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBkm118TqT
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21xSzqt0RG
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKX2BxrTqI9
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CG7O1ixJO
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjr7fD4koKg
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再后来——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpuSOwjsec
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhZpT9zuvt
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxNGtYUxJw
浦岛：一期……哥好。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYpD3nvcAt
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaTMUsVCgN
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbypLCcucKX
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）