* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxfxZMxmlJ
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出阵中——59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJnBGet2wF
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSHZ62RvRV
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX1dHbajoD
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tfjBxW36J
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMdj3ip8Xs
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoNgSmvisv
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzL9VL0ndo
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Q8MbdFnZa
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zRnKlnpr1
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoDVbeTywb
烛台：大概吧……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmqkFXiqR9
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjv6CRqtQd
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不久之后——59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhY3CfzirZk
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YByrvMz2e
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9TfDyOhUn
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhj2YAtbnQ
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQAkYPDLpw
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7H062oDynP
蜂须贺：……（怨气）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO8SOtfM1j
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡensBmEpFzE
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回到本丸后——59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMNNWi8R2E
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIS4JT6X2p
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO893wvMIz
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNc5Gc2yEQ
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1AeBXtLK5
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMAaqiDnbE
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisx7CLNerz
长曾弥：乐意之至。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JdpmViPB5
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAY0PHJ8im
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutyiW08MIW
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40iD5101Kd
豆丁：联络感情？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmFTIP2bbK
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVe0Akwbbz
豆丁：可以出去看吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5DiIVV2LN
烛台：可以……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqOBiqzqDM
豆丁：哇！太好了！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7Ne8G0Wtj
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7PUBHLiGi
豆丁：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxuB3W0173
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再次出阵时——59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KusJsoLOw
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefJbSoliwW
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHjQC6TRGW
蜂须贺：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8TIzY1ILA
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不久之后——59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK12c1LhBus
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiy1s4I3Oq6
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIprB4XpsYF
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPq0k9KIZ2
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CPRcjqnFo
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJheD1dzpF
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bvpHmiYK0
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo57aVUDDT
长曾弥：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5ujWEXtLX
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回到本丸后——59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXNFXiOxD2
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgThGwbcYp
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIMhZn7AWE
（远处传来对话）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8At6NqRgDH
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUgsmiohSD
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDTvunIssX
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkzzdZd3AK
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCQMBoim8m
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwdFvucUpq
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdA4A3tlzXI
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesqAwQHeFa
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2q07aDHTV
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后来——59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2taoYhPCm
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit1Aznz4nE
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdVGb2Eajb
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MdWBIdX5h
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2YXucbn5w
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KrOvkVb3q
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再后来——59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZea8XO6m4N
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWV3Bpch6U
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwU8Z0M0YyH
浦岛：一期……哥好。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8aSSS7A5i
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIQExHXkY3
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQpWsW9AEp
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）