1、假设御天迷路了,然后遇到了漂流。62Please respect copyright.PENANALaE3loQTx6
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漂流:又迷路了吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANAw67eiqF5AI
御天:切,我只是在闲逛,你滚远点,风景里有你都变差了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAFXrDhEhYku
漂流:要去哪儿啊,我送你去呗。62Please respect copyright.PENANA3zf7NKlkSY
御天:都说了你滚滚滚滚滚!62Please respect copyright.PENANAhXUOZrHaZx
漂流笑而不语,一会儿道:我跟剑鬼消息了,他说你们在小雷酒馆集合,这都差了大半个城了,你怎么能迷到这儿来的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAzgz0DfGC9B
御天:要你管!我跟公子要卷轴过去。62Please respect copyright.PENANAd7vEaG8e0v
公子(消息):卷轴5000金。62Please respect copyright.PENANAxa19HMvvVy
御天:QAQ62Please respect copyright.PENANAl6K1RXEuiM
漂流:你看,所以说还是我送你过去吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANACojsMJYc0T
左手&右手一齐点头。62Please respect copyright.PENANAvG1br233Yn
漂流:今天的风景挺好的,我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了,也不差再晚一点。62Please respect copyright.PENANAEsBtygbnNE
御天:……你他妈走就走!拉我手算什么!给我放开!62Please respect copyright.PENANAZagqb5w8zs
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2、有一天,大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。62Please respect copyright.PENANAHQTvo6pmbc
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公子:小雷,这酒不错,再来两杯。62Please respect copyright.PENANAwsmw7ZEpOg
小雷:好~62Please respect copyright.PENANAFrtRWrjrgP
御天:公子好像已经喝了好几杯了,怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗?62Please respect copyright.PENANAv1fx32BM7j
战无伤:这是大人的爱好,小孩子你就不懂了。62Please respect copyright.PENANA2TNambIEOB
御天:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANAQ93eFCLTtW
佑哥:不过公子喝了那么多……我算算,大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnKa7koIOmx
战无伤:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANA854raaC72J
剑鬼:重要的是,待会儿我们好像有任务,他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗?62Please respect copyright.PENANAkYo9BYBsGx
众人:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANA0eqUnf5Cz9
公子已醉,面色红润,东倒西歪。62Please respect copyright.PENANAHyxmy3PsBj
佑哥:那个,要不谁来阻止一下他?(小声)反正我是不敢……62Please respect copyright.PENANAYXgFBOrqQu
战无伤&御天:我也……62Please respect copyright.PENANARDAVLMmsaQ
剑鬼笑而不语。62Please respect copyright.PENANA2wiOrew4J2
千里:一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊,我来!62Please respect copyright.PENANApakSMShUKq
众人:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANAUi9Dgh7Yup
千里(一把夺走公子手中的酒杯):公子,别喝了,要做正经事,赶紧的。62Please respect copyright.PENANA1AM9MGr8br
公子(媚眼瞪来,看似秋波暗送,实为横眉冷对):还来。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnBMuciawZS
千里:别喝了,这都几点了,做完任务我还赶着下线呢。62Please respect copyright.PENANADjiCVr2hyA
众人:切~62Please respect copyright.PENANANnwLSKUXCs
公子(不断往千里身上靠,伸手去捞酒杯):还来。62Please respect copyright.PENANAvW7pQgDWat
千里(慌乱状):喂,你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去,下去。62Please respect copyright.PENANASclMjPQLVF
公子(整个人都坐到了千里的身上,蹭来蹭去):还来。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOwkjAH78Mi
千里:擦!你们别光顾着看,帮忙啊!62Please respect copyright.PENANAoNckij29ok
众人:你爷们你自己搞定。62Please respect copyright.PENANA7ejCryaqSc
千里分身无术,只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAgjXYe8Cjf5
千里:好了好了,走了走了,做任务去。62Please respect copyright.PENANAaSo8rjv3qx
公子:嗯?这里好像有酒的味道,是藏在这里了嘛?(摸着千里的唇)62Please respect copyright.PENANA8YJD5bQUPd
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边,战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。62Please respect copyright.PENANAxFwcxwtywQ
御天:干嘛蒙住我,我要看,我要看。62Please respect copyright.PENANAIgrAcsvzl1
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个,千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。62Please respect copyright.PENANAPRi3LkphHD
系统:您的心跳过快,为了您的身体健康,系统将在十秒后强制离线,现在开始倒计时,十,九……62Please respect copyright.PENANAJK1XrltA4i
于是只见白光一闪,千里从酒馆消失了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAeIrZ0f9O44
公子:切,怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。62Please respect copyright.PENANA0LSv3y7bpz
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3、和漂流一起做任务。62Please respect copyright.PENANAa8yh6aaWG8
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御天:为什么这个家伙会在这里!!!62Please respect copyright.PENANATPgUbiYQzV
剑鬼:咳,漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOZnUgj2qiG
御天:强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍!他一定是来当奸细的!奸细!62Please respect copyright.PENANAQdRdbgNC8U
剑鬼:好了,我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。62Please respect copyright.PENANAgE6sDxc9kt
御天:……QAQ(被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛)62Please respect copyright.PENANAJBi4cu0XVT
公子:这一次的任务是千里弄来的,啧,又是一个越级的奇葩任务,线索也不是很明确。62Please respect copyright.PENANA9oIK84695z
千里:嘿嘿。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnsSLfKHcDP
公子:首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟,根据任务提示,里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下,随时在频道里报告情况。62Please respect copyright.PENANAmtgGtzW6Wj
千里&剑鬼:好。62Please respect copyright.PENANAymVHn32DnS
公子:接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言,那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下,找一下有没有入口。62Please respect copyright.PENANAcuxkrxn0UL
佑哥:包在我身上了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAjgoxgNUs3d
公子:然后是那个强盗寨子,剩下还有谁?62Please respect copyright.PENANAwbW34oZZKs
御天:我,我。62Please respect copyright.PENANAznKLftcgUC
公子:嗯,那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去,右手和我留在城里做接应。62Please respect copyright.PENANA6mrdM8wM2R
御天:我反对!我不要和这个家伙一起行动!62Please respect copyright.PENANA96twbrNYdq
公子:反对无效,你能自己找到寨子的位置吗?62Please respect copyright.PENANApRpp4KiNNS
御天:……QAQ62Please respect copyright.PENANA9X1A55dYBp
公子:好了,那就出发吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANAlWZyjZe2FS
公子掏出卷轴,白光一闪,众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了,随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。62Please respect copyright.PENANAu9dSDyT03V
御天:公子,可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼,战无伤跟着你,让右手和那家伙去寨子,反正他们三个人经常一起行动。62Please respect copyright.PENANAuXUJ7FmIn4
战无伤:我去!我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗,别跟我抢啊。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnKX6ZIO27H
公子:漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道,联络起来不方便。62Please respect copyright.PENANA9UwmXczI2l
御天:那,那我就跟战无伤换,让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。62Please respect copyright.PENANATneCdTfOLn
佑哥:别啊,带你去,到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……62Please respect copyright.PENANAiRN97vDju5
御天:……QAQ62Please respect copyright.PENANAMZI79r4zUE
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAbMzsqletWN
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。62Please respect copyright.PENANAncNaWAHPHP
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御天:……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗?62Please respect copyright.PENANACAcCAutaKQ
漂流:这里的NPC比较特殊,都是强盗,指不定一见面就直接化身开怪,所以我们要先观察一下。62Please respect copyright.PENANAftGk09QJ8e
御天:那左手为什么不来埋伏?62Please respect copyright.PENANAtyBun8vgS5
漂流:全部都埋伏了,就没有人和NPC说话了啊。62Please respect copyright.PENANAqhLcIObl1l
御天:我可以去,你和左手埋伏观察好了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAR3mAaKfhtD
漂流:可是那样的话我会不放心啊。62Please respect copyright.PENANAwETebhSfCO
御天:……62Please respect copyright.PENANAWr7LgFmxOV
左手和第一个NPC说话,没有被砍。62Please respect copyright.PENANALHiAkU1Dxe
御天:好像没什么危险,要么我们也出去吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANAgbSg5JYoU4
漂流:不好说,等等再看看。62Please respect copyright.PENANApxNZP4Ycyj
左手和第二个NPC说话,还是没有被砍。62Please respect copyright.PENANAUGvVyBTFJp
御天:好像真没什么危险,我说你是不是太胆小了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAlTLqSykzv5
漂流:不是胆小是谨慎。62Please respect copyright.PENANAag7z6i7mkq
左手和第三个NPC说话,依旧没有被砍。62Please respect copyright.PENANAhIHQb7giwa
御天:好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿!你敢吃我豆腐!62Please respect copyright.PENANAWRIoyRq7f9
漂流:我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻,帮你揉一揉。乖~62Please respect copyright.PENANAyuQeDrErwu
御天:滚!蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊!62Please respect copyright.PENANASYN2HlHD73
(佣兵团频道内)62Please respect copyright.PENANAQjbnUQGmZj
御天:我抗议!我正在被那个家伙性骚扰!QAQ62Please respect copyright.PENANAsQxEdhFwX3
众人:……62Please respect copyright.PENANATCqdxgduyV
公子:啧,漂流眼光真差。62Please respect copyright.PENANAcjtZTdalGt
千里:就是。62Please respect copyright.PENANAV2SbQVLmnv
众人:……62Please respect copyright.PENANAITsIqlLTn6
御天:靠!你们这对狗男男。62Please respect copyright.PENANADHi7U4snze
御天决定自救,遂掏出家伙对着漂流。62Please respect copyright.PENANAfUI4Z7apcq
御天:信不信我现在就砍了你。62Please respect copyright.PENANAq6dU36xUPy
漂流:距离太近了,你射不到我的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAgnRF7mVJzN
御天:靠!62Please respect copyright.PENANAsJ4FOX9FY3
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节,游戏里也举办了活动。62Please respect copyright.PENANA46JWzge2Be
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剑鬼:系统通知都收到了吗?情人节貌似有特殊任务。62Please respect copyright.PENANAKkPzZ8eqzN
战无伤:情人节任务关你什么事,你连对象都没有。62Please respect copyright.PENANA5LjaNPFxwW
剑鬼:……62Please respect copyright.PENANAHg8G6PDNOy
佑哥:根据我的情报,貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务,还有单身的任务。62Please respect copyright.PENANAEKk2vtfqZx
御天:啧,你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧,我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务,哈哈。62Please respect copyright.PENANA7EPz7zVXTX
众人:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANA2xob99TW9m
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了,剩下的三人结伴来到街上,打算去接任务。62Please respect copyright.PENANAoa0W8LZd6n
剑鬼:任务怎么接?62Please respect copyright.PENANA6RurbZj6hs
佑哥:听说是找城里的NPC接,具体还没有打听到,但听说一看就明白。62Please respect copyright.PENANA4AD6rK1s3E
战无伤:是指那个吗?62Please respect copyright.PENANA8J7BAurGib
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵,只是与平时不同的是,几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。62Please respect copyright.PENANArvpb23i5UZ
佑哥:大概……走过去看看。62Please respect copyright.PENANAjybiZIv2Ik
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。62Please respect copyright.PENANAx561SZXbi5
剑鬼:情人节任务怎么接?62Please respect copyright.PENANAWIavcfz53l
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!拿好这根火柴,去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员,我在这里等你消息。62Please respect copyright.PENANA07i4lkUGQV
系统:是否接收道具“光棍之棍”?62Please respect copyright.PENANAT7U81hxftp
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。62Please respect copyright.PENANAJcDBkjAktR
战无伤:怎么样怎么样,我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西?武器?加什么的?啧,一上来就发东西,真大方啊。62Please respect copyright.PENANAh22vlhwT1f
剑鬼:……62Please respect copyright.PENANABcy6HLASuL
战无伤:嘿嘿,我也去领一个,你们等着。62Please respect copyright.PENANAgegkFAcIJC
过了一会儿,战无伤领好任务回来了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAlmeeE3LQeR
战无伤:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANAod9NCfmZTt
过了一会儿,佑哥也领好任务回来了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAzTbeOWi2HM
佑哥:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANAdhG1uUuB1l
剑鬼:不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别?62Please respect copyright.PENANAQikPH4JvbI
佑哥:再去试试看呗。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnzVEWOrRqv
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。62Please respect copyright.PENANA10FBI1aZVG
剑鬼:情人节任务……62Please respect copyright.PENANAg7KCxidAM2
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……咦?你是去死去死团的!!不要烧我啊!我没有女朋友!!62Please respect copyright.PENANAEp3JteK9MG
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。62Please respect copyright.PENANApO47cQsqvQ
(与此同时,同城的另一个角落)62Please respect copyright.PENANAyWX3qpoNcA
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看,我连礼物都买好了,是她一直想要的项链,你们可不可以帮我送去给她?这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了,上次买来被她嫌弃难看。62Please respect copyright.PENANAYfeagMA1Xm
系统:是否接收道具“情侣戒指”?62Please respect copyright.PENANAtNotilSSDs
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnhnd76EXyw
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!干得好,你们真是去死去死团的楷模!这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品,里面的东西你应该用得上。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOefZFPt6aI
三人打开礼盒后,发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。62Please respect copyright.PENANAWXEU1bmY5k
佑哥:还真是普通的奖品啊,不过属性还不错。62Please respect copyright.PENANAqPGPF4X0Jp
剑鬼:我这个没什么用,还没有我现在用的那个属性好。62Please respect copyright.PENANA3KU4Fp8ySX
战无伤:奖品算什么,烧情侣才是重点。62Please respect copyright.PENANALfa8j4OG3P
佑哥&剑鬼:……62Please respect copyright.PENANANDdrkmIR5R
这时,三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。62Please respect copyright.PENANAAizP2VXkht
佑哥:哎,御天,情侣任务的奖品是什么啊?62Please respect copyright.PENANA5DpMrGGIeO
御天:…………………………漂流在哪里!!让我烧了他!!62Please respect copyright.PENANAkQavDm33wn
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAki4baUBBhM
佑哥:御天怎么了?吃火药了?62Please respect copyright.PENANAdBonaUO1GY
公子:他只是被漂流坑了,不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。62Please respect copyright.PENANAqMQnAGUnVI
佑哥:这样哦。哎哎?公子你来了?咦?千里也在。62Please respect copyright.PENANAsXaRlV99Fb
公子:想知道情侣任务的奖品?62Please respect copyright.PENANAZaRSdBc2ry
佑哥:是呀,是呀,公子你知道。62Please respect copyright.PENANAA1St9yo4Gn
公子:就是这么个玩意儿。62Please respect copyright.PENANABkVHJpi05P
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指,随意地扔在众人面前。62Please respect copyright.PENANA08rblynHV1
佑哥:我看看。情侣戒指,任务物品,不可交易,火法抗性+20%!62Please respect copyright.PENANAfb3QJ0jHZj
剑鬼:数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANA44omBeUehe
公子:活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的,任务完成后可以永久持有。62Please respect copyright.PENANAabhWCBp57F
战无伤:等等!公子你和谁一起做的任务!难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子!这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。62Please respect copyright.PENANASru68hEjji
公子:和千里做的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAZTzyqwpFDA
战无伤:原来是和千里做的啊……神马!和千里!男人也行!62Please respect copyright.PENANAWgHV4mBY5U
公子:谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。62Please respect copyright.PENANAwmp3yE7ops
战无伤:靠!无耻!62Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6lX7spldX
(N个城外的某个角落)62Please respect copyright.PENANAP4iCJ8YsYn
漂流:我说,你总是这么追杀我,我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了,任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOisqsWxyIf
御天:去死吧!谁要跟你完成情侣任务!完成不了最好!去死去死去死!!!!62Please respect copyright.PENANA2j94qpF2bh
漂流:都说了这么近你射不到我的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOkbIpPw6a1
御天:那就滚远点!62Please respect copyright.PENANAyGWipV5SaW
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* 补充:62Please respect copyright.PENANAdmTxY5Q8z9
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC:62Please respect copyright.PENANAiIRMJ5IrxL
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦,我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说,他们是去死去死团的,我怕我会被烧掉。62Please respect copyright.PENANAHWu7UyJnW1
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC:62Please respect copyright.PENANAcAe9sq1O8r
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!神马!你们是情侣!烧掉!!(受到卫兵火法攻击,不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的,记得带好就不会挂。)62Please respect copyright.PENANAFB8EQ5lJTg
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友:62Please respect copyright.PENANACYhE6rjW2Z
看起来貌似找到就可以了,不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后,女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西,但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。62Please respect copyright.PENANAFR8N91ZTPx
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。62Please respect copyright.PENANA3pYV4UWBBt
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妹子:哎?你真的是佑哥?那个无所不知的佑哥?(星星眼)62Please respect copyright.PENANAkFrqyjxmSw
佑哥:是啊,你有什么想知道的尽管问我。(自豪状)62Please respect copyright.PENANAVKe00P0rRX
妹子:那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受!我纠结这个问题好多年了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAxxSGVjmv6o
佑哥:额,公子和剑鬼?不是啊,公子和千里才是一对。咦?妹子你要去哪里?等等我呗〜62Please respect copyright.PENANA9UHJ5PsQUl
妹子:小晴!我的CP被拆了!酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对!我的双鬼啊!62Please respect copyright.PENANAjDoXpZtUrF
小晴:哦,我无所谓啦,反正我是公子总受派的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAxn27TgI3qD
佑哥:……62Please respect copyright.PENANAtg5Xk5dK68
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7、有一天,御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。(私设)62Please respect copyright.PENANAihEXEdksM3
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御天:QAQ62Please respect copyright.PENANAk9bWvYT5G2
战无伤:怎么了?62Please respect copyright.PENANAcJTFSYVxuV
御天:我今天遇到漂流了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAkN89oUXaEd
战无伤:你不是天天都遇到他么。62Please respect copyright.PENANA1VSuvty2V4
御天:不是说游戏里,是在电梯里遇到的。62Please respect copyright.PENANATL40LPGTEX
战无伤:哪儿的电梯?62Please respect copyright.PENANAM5ewtag6MV
御天:家里的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAGrLp7JTvoU
战无伤:哟,你们还是邻居啊?62Please respect copyright.PENANAi4sJBU0qqa
御天:对啊,我也不想的!62Please respect copyright.PENANAJBz8akCaOM
战无伤:[蜡烛]62Please respect copyright.PENANAMvm72MnC5a
(过了几天)62Please respect copyright.PENANAmVNCLgQQoo
御天:漂流你给我滚出来!有种你跟我单挑!62Please respect copyright.PENANAzKnBhsGRWl
战无伤:他又怎么你了?62Please respect copyright.PENANAeQYw3prTOg
御天:他守我电梯!现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼,真是生不如死!62Please respect copyright.PENANAhlplqRqHVc
战无伤:[蜡烛]62Please respect copyright.PENANAQaTXK9pQVq
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。62Please respect copyright.PENANAh5wD30mLUn
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小雷:公子,这是我新弄的酒,系统酒馆都没得卖呢。62Please respect copyright.PENANAHkc7wcTGUe
公子:哦?不错,来一杯尝尝。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnEQdAGTQ9K
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来,然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。62Please respect copyright.PENANAXlKAglCJny
小雷:怎么样?还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感,所以特地配的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAcqwvxIZc1U
公子:嗯,不错,知我者小雷也。62Please respect copyright.PENANAiQl5sX2UHS
小雷:嗯嗯。62Please respect copyright.PENANAW8HryWMTEV
公子:小雷,我突然发现,你才是我生命中最重要的人。62Please respect copyright.PENANA04ezYWBJaS
小雷:公子!(泪花闪闪感动状)62Please respect copyright.PENANADb5QuSgF2D
公子:小雷!(泪花闪闪感动状)62Please respect copyright.PENANAEzkl58MS1h
千里突然有了深深的危机感。62Please respect copyright.PENANAF1y3fBQRY0
佑哥:嘿嘿,新酒不错啊,小雷也给我们上一份吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANAHJ4aIdxRfO
小雷:你们?哦,做这个酒挺费时间的,我做了好几天才做出几杯,都要留着给公子呢。62Please respect copyright.PENANA3HUmgrIBx8
佑哥:……62Please respect copyright.PENANAIaSyOkXKhK
小雷:不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAkFCfUjyePO
过了一会儿,小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体,一人一杯地放在众人的面前。62Please respect copyright.PENANArZUFNa1Prg
佑哥:……这是啥?62Please respect copyright.PENANA9YHlNvt1Ok
小雷:研究过程中的副产品,看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵,倒掉怪浪费的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAcTjHZlwtPM
佑哥:……62Please respect copyright.PENANA1QxnF2MAsT
众人突然有了深深的危机感。62Please respect copyright.PENANAGLzN4lNBe5
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FREETALK62Please respect copyright.PENANAemkKuj04ZQ
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。62Please respect copyright.PENANAEKg05RG3UX
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补,并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。62Please respect copyright.PENANAfYOvtaNSAH
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流,直到他黑掉,我惊悚脸啊!御天也非常可爱,每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子,我于是便当机立断这是一对XD(神马逻辑!)。62Please respect copyright.PENANAWZBDrvnZ14
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型,智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山,我都会很YY地想着,公子你果然不愧是贤内助。62Please respect copyright.PENANACWB1FExri1
然后是御天和战无伤,万年泡妞无果二人组,这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~62Please respect copyright.PENANAFwkjMMStR5
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子!所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木,于是笑而不语。62Please respect copyright.PENANAhczSHErKP0
至于佑哥的话,情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦(不对!)62Please respect copyright.PENANAVayMaQN3E8
总之,如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~62Please respect copyright.PENANA2LpOlfCC7M
以上~62Please respect copyright.PENANAhHlTIFsmqp
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漂流:又迷路了吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANAw67eiqF5AI
御天:切,我只是在闲逛,你滚远点,风景里有你都变差了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAFXrDhEhYku
漂流:要去哪儿啊,我送你去呗。62Please respect copyright.PENANA3zf7NKlkSY
御天:都说了你滚滚滚滚滚!62Please respect copyright.PENANAhXUOZrHaZx
漂流笑而不语,一会儿道:我跟剑鬼消息了,他说你们在小雷酒馆集合,这都差了大半个城了,你怎么能迷到这儿来的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAzgz0DfGC9B
御天:要你管!我跟公子要卷轴过去。62Please respect copyright.PENANAd7vEaG8e0v
公子(消息):卷轴5000金。62Please respect copyright.PENANAxa19HMvvVy
御天:QAQ62Please respect copyright.PENANAl6K1RXEuiM
漂流:你看,所以说还是我送你过去吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANACojsMJYc0T
左手&右手一齐点头。62Please respect copyright.PENANAvG1br233Yn
漂流:今天的风景挺好的,我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了,也不差再晚一点。62Please respect copyright.PENANAEsBtygbnNE
御天:……你他妈走就走!拉我手算什么!给我放开!62Please respect copyright.PENANAZagqb5w8zs
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2、有一天,大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。62Please respect copyright.PENANAHQTvo6pmbc
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公子:小雷,这酒不错,再来两杯。62Please respect copyright.PENANAwsmw7ZEpOg
小雷:好~62Please respect copyright.PENANAFrtRWrjrgP
御天:公子好像已经喝了好几杯了,怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗?62Please respect copyright.PENANAv1fx32BM7j
战无伤:这是大人的爱好,小孩子你就不懂了。62Please respect copyright.PENANA2TNambIEOB
御天:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANAQ93eFCLTtW
佑哥:不过公子喝了那么多……我算算,大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnKa7koIOmx
战无伤:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANA854raaC72J
剑鬼:重要的是,待会儿我们好像有任务,他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗?62Please respect copyright.PENANAkYo9BYBsGx
众人:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANA0eqUnf5Cz9
公子已醉,面色红润,东倒西歪。62Please respect copyright.PENANAHyxmy3PsBj
佑哥:那个,要不谁来阻止一下他?(小声)反正我是不敢……62Please respect copyright.PENANAYXgFBOrqQu
战无伤&御天:我也……62Please respect copyright.PENANARDAVLMmsaQ
剑鬼笑而不语。62Please respect copyright.PENANA2wiOrew4J2
千里:一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊,我来!62Please respect copyright.PENANApakSMShUKq
众人:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANAUi9Dgh7Yup
千里(一把夺走公子手中的酒杯):公子,别喝了,要做正经事,赶紧的。62Please respect copyright.PENANA1AM9MGr8br
公子(媚眼瞪来,看似秋波暗送,实为横眉冷对):还来。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnBMuciawZS
千里:别喝了,这都几点了,做完任务我还赶着下线呢。62Please respect copyright.PENANADjiCVr2hyA
众人:切~62Please respect copyright.PENANANnwLSKUXCs
公子(不断往千里身上靠,伸手去捞酒杯):还来。62Please respect copyright.PENANAvW7pQgDWat
千里(慌乱状):喂,你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去,下去。62Please respect copyright.PENANASclMjPQLVF
公子(整个人都坐到了千里的身上,蹭来蹭去):还来。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOwkjAH78Mi
千里:擦!你们别光顾着看,帮忙啊!62Please respect copyright.PENANAoNckij29ok
众人:你爷们你自己搞定。62Please respect copyright.PENANA7ejCryaqSc
千里分身无术,只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAgjXYe8Cjf5
千里:好了好了,走了走了,做任务去。62Please respect copyright.PENANAaSo8rjv3qx
公子:嗯?这里好像有酒的味道,是藏在这里了嘛?(摸着千里的唇)62Please respect copyright.PENANA8YJD5bQUPd
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边,战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。62Please respect copyright.PENANAxFwcxwtywQ
御天:干嘛蒙住我,我要看,我要看。62Please respect copyright.PENANAIgrAcsvzl1
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个,千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。62Please respect copyright.PENANAPRi3LkphHD
系统:您的心跳过快,为了您的身体健康,系统将在十秒后强制离线,现在开始倒计时,十,九……62Please respect copyright.PENANAJK1XrltA4i
于是只见白光一闪,千里从酒馆消失了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAeIrZ0f9O44
公子:切,怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。62Please respect copyright.PENANA0LSv3y7bpz
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3、和漂流一起做任务。62Please respect copyright.PENANAa8yh6aaWG8
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御天:为什么这个家伙会在这里!!!62Please respect copyright.PENANATPgUbiYQzV
剑鬼:咳,漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOZnUgj2qiG
御天:强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍!他一定是来当奸细的!奸细!62Please respect copyright.PENANAQdRdbgNC8U
剑鬼:好了,我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。62Please respect copyright.PENANAgE6sDxc9kt
御天:……QAQ(被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛)62Please respect copyright.PENANAJBi4cu0XVT
公子:这一次的任务是千里弄来的,啧,又是一个越级的奇葩任务,线索也不是很明确。62Please respect copyright.PENANA9oIK84695z
千里:嘿嘿。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnsSLfKHcDP
公子:首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟,根据任务提示,里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下,随时在频道里报告情况。62Please respect copyright.PENANAmtgGtzW6Wj
千里&剑鬼:好。62Please respect copyright.PENANAymVHn32DnS
公子:接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言,那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下,找一下有没有入口。62Please respect copyright.PENANAcuxkrxn0UL
佑哥:包在我身上了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAjgoxgNUs3d
公子:然后是那个强盗寨子,剩下还有谁?62Please respect copyright.PENANAwbW34oZZKs
御天:我,我。62Please respect copyright.PENANAznKLftcgUC
公子:嗯,那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去,右手和我留在城里做接应。62Please respect copyright.PENANA6mrdM8wM2R
御天:我反对!我不要和这个家伙一起行动!62Please respect copyright.PENANA96twbrNYdq
公子:反对无效,你能自己找到寨子的位置吗?62Please respect copyright.PENANApRpp4KiNNS
御天:……QAQ62Please respect copyright.PENANA9X1A55dYBp
公子:好了,那就出发吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANAlWZyjZe2FS
公子掏出卷轴,白光一闪,众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了,随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。62Please respect copyright.PENANAu9dSDyT03V
御天:公子,可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼,战无伤跟着你,让右手和那家伙去寨子,反正他们三个人经常一起行动。62Please respect copyright.PENANAuXUJ7FmIn4
战无伤:我去!我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗,别跟我抢啊。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnKX6ZIO27H
公子:漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道,联络起来不方便。62Please respect copyright.PENANA9UwmXczI2l
御天:那,那我就跟战无伤换,让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。62Please respect copyright.PENANATneCdTfOLn
佑哥:别啊,带你去,到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……62Please respect copyright.PENANAiRN97vDju5
御天:……QAQ62Please respect copyright.PENANAMZI79r4zUE
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAbMzsqletWN
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。62Please respect copyright.PENANAncNaWAHPHP
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御天:……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗?62Please respect copyright.PENANACAcCAutaKQ
漂流:这里的NPC比较特殊,都是强盗,指不定一见面就直接化身开怪,所以我们要先观察一下。62Please respect copyright.PENANAftGk09QJ8e
御天:那左手为什么不来埋伏?62Please respect copyright.PENANAtyBun8vgS5
漂流:全部都埋伏了,就没有人和NPC说话了啊。62Please respect copyright.PENANAqhLcIObl1l
御天:我可以去,你和左手埋伏观察好了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAR3mAaKfhtD
漂流:可是那样的话我会不放心啊。62Please respect copyright.PENANAwETebhSfCO
御天:……62Please respect copyright.PENANAWr7LgFmxOV
左手和第一个NPC说话,没有被砍。62Please respect copyright.PENANALHiAkU1Dxe
御天:好像没什么危险,要么我们也出去吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANAgbSg5JYoU4
漂流:不好说,等等再看看。62Please respect copyright.PENANApxNZP4Ycyj
左手和第二个NPC说话,还是没有被砍。62Please respect copyright.PENANAUGvVyBTFJp
御天:好像真没什么危险,我说你是不是太胆小了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAlTLqSykzv5
漂流:不是胆小是谨慎。62Please respect copyright.PENANAag7z6i7mkq
左手和第三个NPC说话,依旧没有被砍。62Please respect copyright.PENANAhIHQb7giwa
御天:好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿!你敢吃我豆腐!62Please respect copyright.PENANAWRIoyRq7f9
漂流:我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻,帮你揉一揉。乖~62Please respect copyright.PENANAyuQeDrErwu
御天:滚!蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊!62Please respect copyright.PENANASYN2HlHD73
(佣兵团频道内)62Please respect copyright.PENANAQjbnUQGmZj
御天:我抗议!我正在被那个家伙性骚扰!QAQ62Please respect copyright.PENANAsQxEdhFwX3
众人:……62Please respect copyright.PENANATCqdxgduyV
公子:啧,漂流眼光真差。62Please respect copyright.PENANAcjtZTdalGt
千里:就是。62Please respect copyright.PENANAV2SbQVLmnv
众人:……62Please respect copyright.PENANAITsIqlLTn6
御天:靠!你们这对狗男男。62Please respect copyright.PENANADHi7U4snze
御天决定自救,遂掏出家伙对着漂流。62Please respect copyright.PENANAfUI4Z7apcq
御天:信不信我现在就砍了你。62Please respect copyright.PENANAq6dU36xUPy
漂流:距离太近了,你射不到我的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAgnRF7mVJzN
御天:靠!62Please respect copyright.PENANAsJ4FOX9FY3
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节,游戏里也举办了活动。62Please respect copyright.PENANA46JWzge2Be
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剑鬼:系统通知都收到了吗?情人节貌似有特殊任务。62Please respect copyright.PENANAKkPzZ8eqzN
战无伤:情人节任务关你什么事,你连对象都没有。62Please respect copyright.PENANA5LjaNPFxwW
剑鬼:……62Please respect copyright.PENANAHg8G6PDNOy
佑哥:根据我的情报,貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务,还有单身的任务。62Please respect copyright.PENANAEKk2vtfqZx
御天:啧,你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧,我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务,哈哈。62Please respect copyright.PENANA7EPz7zVXTX
众人:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANA2xob99TW9m
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了,剩下的三人结伴来到街上,打算去接任务。62Please respect copyright.PENANAoa0W8LZd6n
剑鬼:任务怎么接?62Please respect copyright.PENANA6RurbZj6hs
佑哥:听说是找城里的NPC接,具体还没有打听到,但听说一看就明白。62Please respect copyright.PENANA4AD6rK1s3E
战无伤:是指那个吗?62Please respect copyright.PENANA8J7BAurGib
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵,只是与平时不同的是,几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。62Please respect copyright.PENANArvpb23i5UZ
佑哥:大概……走过去看看。62Please respect copyright.PENANAjybiZIv2Ik
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。62Please respect copyright.PENANAx561SZXbi5
剑鬼:情人节任务怎么接?62Please respect copyright.PENANAWIavcfz53l
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!拿好这根火柴,去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员,我在这里等你消息。62Please respect copyright.PENANA07i4lkUGQV
系统:是否接收道具“光棍之棍”?62Please respect copyright.PENANAT7U81hxftp
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。62Please respect copyright.PENANAJcDBkjAktR
战无伤:怎么样怎么样,我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西?武器?加什么的?啧,一上来就发东西,真大方啊。62Please respect copyright.PENANAh22vlhwT1f
剑鬼:……62Please respect copyright.PENANABcy6HLASuL
战无伤:嘿嘿,我也去领一个,你们等着。62Please respect copyright.PENANAgegkFAcIJC
过了一会儿,战无伤领好任务回来了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAlmeeE3LQeR
战无伤:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANAod9NCfmZTt
过了一会儿,佑哥也领好任务回来了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAzTbeOWi2HM
佑哥:擦!62Please respect copyright.PENANAdhG1uUuB1l
剑鬼:不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别?62Please respect copyright.PENANAQikPH4JvbI
佑哥:再去试试看呗。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnzVEWOrRqv
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。62Please respect copyright.PENANA10FBI1aZVG
剑鬼:情人节任务……62Please respect copyright.PENANAg7KCxidAM2
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……咦?你是去死去死团的!!不要烧我啊!我没有女朋友!!62Please respect copyright.PENANAEp3JteK9MG
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。62Please respect copyright.PENANApO47cQsqvQ
(与此同时,同城的另一个角落)62Please respect copyright.PENANAyWX3qpoNcA
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看,我连礼物都买好了,是她一直想要的项链,你们可不可以帮我送去给她?这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了,上次买来被她嫌弃难看。62Please respect copyright.PENANAYfeagMA1Xm
系统:是否接收道具“情侣戒指”?62Please respect copyright.PENANAtNotilSSDs
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnhnd76EXyw
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!干得好,你们真是去死去死团的楷模!这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品,里面的东西你应该用得上。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOefZFPt6aI
三人打开礼盒后,发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。62Please respect copyright.PENANAWXEU1bmY5k
佑哥:还真是普通的奖品啊,不过属性还不错。62Please respect copyright.PENANAqPGPF4X0Jp
剑鬼:我这个没什么用,还没有我现在用的那个属性好。62Please respect copyright.PENANA3KU4Fp8ySX
战无伤:奖品算什么,烧情侣才是重点。62Please respect copyright.PENANALfa8j4OG3P
佑哥&剑鬼:……62Please respect copyright.PENANANDdrkmIR5R
这时,三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。62Please respect copyright.PENANAAizP2VXkht
佑哥:哎,御天,情侣任务的奖品是什么啊?62Please respect copyright.PENANA5DpMrGGIeO
御天:…………………………漂流在哪里!!让我烧了他!!62Please respect copyright.PENANAkQavDm33wn
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAki4baUBBhM
佑哥:御天怎么了?吃火药了?62Please respect copyright.PENANAdBonaUO1GY
公子:他只是被漂流坑了,不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。62Please respect copyright.PENANAqMQnAGUnVI
佑哥:这样哦。哎哎?公子你来了?咦?千里也在。62Please respect copyright.PENANAsXaRlV99Fb
公子:想知道情侣任务的奖品?62Please respect copyright.PENANAZaRSdBc2ry
佑哥:是呀,是呀,公子你知道。62Please respect copyright.PENANAA1St9yo4Gn
公子:就是这么个玩意儿。62Please respect copyright.PENANABkVHJpi05P
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指,随意地扔在众人面前。62Please respect copyright.PENANA08rblynHV1
佑哥:我看看。情侣戒指,任务物品,不可交易,火法抗性+20%!62Please respect copyright.PENANAfb3QJ0jHZj
剑鬼:数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANA44omBeUehe
公子:活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的,任务完成后可以永久持有。62Please respect copyright.PENANAabhWCBp57F
战无伤:等等!公子你和谁一起做的任务!难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子!这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。62Please respect copyright.PENANASru68hEjji
公子:和千里做的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAZTzyqwpFDA
战无伤:原来是和千里做的啊……神马!和千里!男人也行!62Please respect copyright.PENANAWgHV4mBY5U
公子:谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。62Please respect copyright.PENANAwmp3yE7ops
战无伤:靠!无耻!62Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6lX7spldX
(N个城外的某个角落)62Please respect copyright.PENANAP4iCJ8YsYn
漂流:我说,你总是这么追杀我,我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了,任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOisqsWxyIf
御天:去死吧!谁要跟你完成情侣任务!完成不了最好!去死去死去死!!!!62Please respect copyright.PENANA2j94qpF2bh
漂流:都说了这么近你射不到我的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAOkbIpPw6a1
御天:那就滚远点!62Please respect copyright.PENANAyGWipV5SaW
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* 补充:62Please respect copyright.PENANAdmTxY5Q8z9
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC:62Please respect copyright.PENANAiIRMJ5IrxL
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦,我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说,他们是去死去死团的,我怕我会被烧掉。62Please respect copyright.PENANAHWu7UyJnW1
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC:62Please respect copyright.PENANAcAe9sq1O8r
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!神马!你们是情侣!烧掉!!(受到卫兵火法攻击,不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的,记得带好就不会挂。)62Please respect copyright.PENANAFB8EQ5lJTg
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友:62Please respect copyright.PENANACYhE6rjW2Z
看起来貌似找到就可以了,不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后,女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西,但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。62Please respect copyright.PENANAFR8N91ZTPx
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。62Please respect copyright.PENANA3pYV4UWBBt
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妹子:哎?你真的是佑哥?那个无所不知的佑哥?(星星眼)62Please respect copyright.PENANAkFrqyjxmSw
佑哥:是啊,你有什么想知道的尽管问我。(自豪状)62Please respect copyright.PENANAVKe00P0rRX
妹子:那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受!我纠结这个问题好多年了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAxxSGVjmv6o
佑哥:额,公子和剑鬼?不是啊,公子和千里才是一对。咦?妹子你要去哪里?等等我呗〜62Please respect copyright.PENANA9UHJ5PsQUl
妹子:小晴!我的CP被拆了!酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对!我的双鬼啊!62Please respect copyright.PENANAjDoXpZtUrF
小晴:哦,我无所谓啦,反正我是公子总受派的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAxn27TgI3qD
佑哥:……62Please respect copyright.PENANAtg5Xk5dK68
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7、有一天,御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。(私设)62Please respect copyright.PENANAihEXEdksM3
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御天:QAQ62Please respect copyright.PENANAk9bWvYT5G2
战无伤:怎么了?62Please respect copyright.PENANAcJTFSYVxuV
御天:我今天遇到漂流了。62Please respect copyright.PENANAkN89oUXaEd
战无伤:你不是天天都遇到他么。62Please respect copyright.PENANA1VSuvty2V4
御天:不是说游戏里,是在电梯里遇到的。62Please respect copyright.PENANATL40LPGTEX
战无伤:哪儿的电梯?62Please respect copyright.PENANAM5ewtag6MV
御天:家里的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAGrLp7JTvoU
战无伤:哟,你们还是邻居啊?62Please respect copyright.PENANAi4sJBU0qqa
御天:对啊,我也不想的!62Please respect copyright.PENANAJBz8akCaOM
战无伤:[蜡烛]62Please respect copyright.PENANAMvm72MnC5a
(过了几天)62Please respect copyright.PENANAmVNCLgQQoo
御天:漂流你给我滚出来!有种你跟我单挑!62Please respect copyright.PENANAzKnBhsGRWl
战无伤:他又怎么你了?62Please respect copyright.PENANAeQYw3prTOg
御天:他守我电梯!现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼,真是生不如死!62Please respect copyright.PENANAhlplqRqHVc
战无伤:[蜡烛]62Please respect copyright.PENANAQaTXK9pQVq
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。62Please respect copyright.PENANAh5wD30mLUn
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小雷:公子,这是我新弄的酒,系统酒馆都没得卖呢。62Please respect copyright.PENANAHkc7wcTGUe
公子:哦?不错,来一杯尝尝。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnEQdAGTQ9K
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来,然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。62Please respect copyright.PENANAXlKAglCJny
小雷:怎么样?还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感,所以特地配的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAcqwvxIZc1U
公子:嗯,不错,知我者小雷也。62Please respect copyright.PENANAiQl5sX2UHS
小雷:嗯嗯。62Please respect copyright.PENANAW8HryWMTEV
公子:小雷,我突然发现,你才是我生命中最重要的人。62Please respect copyright.PENANA04ezYWBJaS
小雷:公子!(泪花闪闪感动状)62Please respect copyright.PENANADb5QuSgF2D
公子:小雷!(泪花闪闪感动状)62Please respect copyright.PENANAEzkl58MS1h
千里突然有了深深的危机感。62Please respect copyright.PENANAF1y3fBQRY0
佑哥:嘿嘿,新酒不错啊,小雷也给我们上一份吧。62Please respect copyright.PENANAHJ4aIdxRfO
小雷:你们?哦,做这个酒挺费时间的,我做了好几天才做出几杯,都要留着给公子呢。62Please respect copyright.PENANA3HUmgrIBx8
佑哥:……62Please respect copyright.PENANAIaSyOkXKhK
小雷:不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAkFCfUjyePO
过了一会儿,小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体,一人一杯地放在众人的面前。62Please respect copyright.PENANArZUFNa1Prg
佑哥:……这是啥?62Please respect copyright.PENANA9YHlNvt1Ok
小雷:研究过程中的副产品,看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵,倒掉怪浪费的。62Please respect copyright.PENANAcTjHZlwtPM
佑哥:……62Please respect copyright.PENANA1QxnF2MAsT
众人突然有了深深的危机感。62Please respect copyright.PENANAGLzN4lNBe5
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FREETALK62Please respect copyright.PENANAemkKuj04ZQ
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。62Please respect copyright.PENANAEKg05RG3UX
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补,并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。62Please respect copyright.PENANAfYOvtaNSAH
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流,直到他黑掉,我惊悚脸啊!御天也非常可爱,每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子,我于是便当机立断这是一对XD(神马逻辑!)。62Please respect copyright.PENANAWZBDrvnZ14
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型,智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山,我都会很YY地想着,公子你果然不愧是贤内助。62Please respect copyright.PENANACWB1FExri1
然后是御天和战无伤,万年泡妞无果二人组,这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~62Please respect copyright.PENANAFwkjMMStR5
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子!所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木,于是笑而不语。62Please respect copyright.PENANAhczSHErKP0
至于佑哥的话,情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦(不对!)62Please respect copyright.PENANAVayMaQN3E8
总之,如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~62Please respect copyright.PENANA2LpOlfCC7M
以上~62Please respect copyright.PENANAhHlTIFsmqp
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