1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVA2KrIIZHF
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漂流：又迷路了吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzIFJ383bz
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1TyubxJrX
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7Sib6xT3C
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbYblUfnCr
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgv6s1EQ6Gb
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj8gndoGEc
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVviptr5Z2
御天：QAQ60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9gIHxEb31
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yKooUBPfJ
左手&右手一齐点头。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rIrBpeRIm
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQPr1VbCco
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunoc5qBFvv
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMBttDBkXd
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK1Amxlcdw
小雷：好~60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKG9ZuoSzl
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVONeGNYBz6
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd2Y29CVlt
御天：擦！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe3X9nmZT2
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcHlfG2PfG
战无伤：擦！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpErZqamKfS
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFAg0bDug8
众人：擦！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzlUQgQkeA
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNS9YCjPyRY
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVoiz1MMT1
战无伤&御天：我也……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYDvUyHe3S
剑鬼笑而不语。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DyJujUd1z
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziAS5q4kKt
众人：擦！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQLBwUmqmH
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbI2PXzJqH
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NryfRBggC
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4gRGhqIof
众人：切~60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFHSYYSVDT
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENhTpk1QSa
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGP0qEidL6U
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5d9BzE61na
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGL0jYj74J
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzpcXaFgQq
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEpb69w5HH
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GL8vWSf7i
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH02Bspg7gr
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSpUtUPW47
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDa8tmC16p
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh1fQUm2lv
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qwEnr4TLr
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2SMBTEK0p
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32yfgr8pA1
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3、和漂流一起做任务。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9QJvHGa2z
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0gwioc8md
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDhbnYbI7i
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMwqN88cmg
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHrZzJSBBx
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4RuLMuctp
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKz71f0zRD
千里：嘿嘿。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEesQ4egvr
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mhhdx2w2s
千里&剑鬼：好。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmlI0UmWEP
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDs2fdczeDA
佑哥：包在我身上了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFJ7XwCVqO
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCl772h40JX
御天：我，我。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvGP23zpdq
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfn37jGki0R
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5oNT14pcp
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL8AB38uIU
御天：……QAQ60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0chloouBha
公子：好了，那就出发吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInTNEFHfWE
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tdaZJX86o
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuGPkKPRsI
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvENDDFbTZ
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr5roK6xaR
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtf38IdaeBt
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mQJq4tl7X
御天：……QAQ60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3PoUA1rBt
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZXCoVwywB
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUTcGDshiZ
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xwLP4eJPw
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qhC6tGUjx
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RCwSAkLKM
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NPRQ65cSB
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXRbAA0Ogu
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bVi3fcgci
御天：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lyvlmaOMC
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a9HjgC91o
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGUiCVgMPN
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZRgRCtIeL
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0kO4WUVTC
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapqVn9h8F7
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEGsu28zMg
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpQXZlae7b
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lwsPqZBG0
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3U2bMiEbh
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZoGcxVqqW
（佣兵团频道内）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGIqWUmXiQ
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMliO5ifxQ
众人：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLxXLmn557
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSwbPKjNX7
千里：就是。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHT5cHBQIw
众人：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdWXmf6nqX
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEFKV3sePX
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasZayV5VLY
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ndk6YLPCR
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UnWfJ1jWE
御天：靠！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZehhXQJcH
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz4za7r1xR
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxksHcQ28l7
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1TYvucGmU
剑鬼：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWThIkhIRRa
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FCpFMjCPI
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD5bU2hPV3
众人：擦！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb7jPLKh7V
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmh3VmJSgP
剑鬼：任务怎么接？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z9A96ptoj
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWsNGdoQMt
战无伤：是指那个吗？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcSDyCVC3J
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxEx1g2idP
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTRMfiZy1q
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOtm6N6ank
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUlxuCrmHu
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJCMWD621j
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Rh1Xu0uNq
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23QzQ2Qkuv
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LR16ytzuz
剑鬼：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡox5jQ9mkfS
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hXKgcZ37r
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8vSTNXJEa
战无伤：擦！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuCCHXQrK5
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGnBe0d17X
佑哥：擦！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJI8YWlVBe
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwZQb6AnU5
佑哥：再去试试看呗。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cJt0jd0Tk
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3yhGUvIse
剑鬼：情人节任务……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlpIIXTB7N
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV8llSwfRy
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjIm8ln9po
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpolgz86Q4
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEqlnmvdb6
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jvOMTJVNt
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGReLFbr8QC
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi88fg87mEo
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAmwP74JEb
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NYl31UFAS
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuSG2R3hhW
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNimhAPnWV
佑哥&剑鬼：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAYbNqwHdf
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgT0pXJ9kMN
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbWe5vaW44
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P2pGGYHv9
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAA13CJoMA
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3H4AD2ql99
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4iaMh6NmM
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFz8obclhl
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSTKN3Paie
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NYPWvsUJP
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4z7briSIp
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQEhgSy32S
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4WqquKiob
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99nx0MHYUq
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDbVjIT2bg
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgy5KbqfC4z
公子：和千里做的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlad9VHKuBg
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxryXq1p8E
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Xy9Rrbx7F
战无伤：靠！无耻！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCd3lDnywfZ
（N个城外的某个角落）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcChzSPpGPE
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8ok5iYSWD
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynZAspGAYk
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyV193E2V3
御天：那就滚远点！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewguCIMXH2
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* 补充：60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyWKAB8Rix
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUvgSKVwYf
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSpqbB5W3X
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxqnXkAtXD
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3HpltKFsw
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDe3g4lBt5
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4thXOmrOt1
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYIuMtmh0R
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIPNfxifWa
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyikkf4BiT
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiXPzBU2lD
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtUCjKLFat
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49dJsfXkDM
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLUTfe4y1e
佑哥：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0nis138NM
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37fxWX0fm3
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御天：QAQ60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTX074jtjVm
战无伤：怎么了？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kKosRwxYR
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32bW7iNwVy
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHmUHbXCUy
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErpyRxsNw4
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVKry2JPyS
御天：家里的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhKMySM19J
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKwGk1hi83
御天：对啊，我也不想的！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUs68pr7Nv
战无伤：[蜡烛]60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiM7nqGA3u1
（过了几天）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWIJvneXOR
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWpfIRKI6R
战无伤：他又怎么你了？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX0H50cb3F
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32NXDG97PK
战无伤：[蜡烛]60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckgiVpP18L
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL52w2bcx7
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCEaSO6C9o
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkl4SNqQmpr
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUlsZS6pCp
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39JQldqqFD
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKh7D1PZe5u
小雷：嗯嗯。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjTL9KWyEX
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2T0Ha7yc5
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gYyybbw8b
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eqrp1bEA1
千里突然有了深深的危机感。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzd8gNrfI0
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo07uo6TVBL
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5LiJCijj2
佑哥：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrExnXt0AHa
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxb6Do1tqNn
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SzK0DZVOe
佑哥：……这是啥？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhHwsGj6Ls
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadqplxSr9T
佑哥：……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rDw7Vze5T
众人突然有了深深的危机感。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQ7L7zRHX8
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FREETALK60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeGTx0EK2x
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡin2li28awa
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84M9TseZQb
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vH4BBKayk
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpPD8F7VmA
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL3hQHj1RF
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91w52oY2yM
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvC0gBb6HVh
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK54r6L4xc
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