1、假设御天迷路了,然后遇到了漂流。61Please respect copyright.PENANAhTGHHL7Be7
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漂流:又迷路了吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANABvkzt1a7sE
御天:切,我只是在闲逛,你滚远点,风景里有你都变差了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAy80MkfZ0Zl
漂流:要去哪儿啊,我送你去呗。61Please respect copyright.PENANALrUmNvOWa3
御天:都说了你滚滚滚滚滚!61Please respect copyright.PENANALx0c1LgDlW
漂流笑而不语,一会儿道:我跟剑鬼消息了,他说你们在小雷酒馆集合,这都差了大半个城了,你怎么能迷到这儿来的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAydU4Ygs1o6
御天:要你管!我跟公子要卷轴过去。61Please respect copyright.PENANA66wmWhGQv2
公子(消息):卷轴5000金。61Please respect copyright.PENANAltJc0L2Ixq
御天:QAQ61Please respect copyright.PENANALcXULXf4lj
漂流:你看,所以说还是我送你过去吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANAYdsQcqvFSs
左手&右手一齐点头。61Please respect copyright.PENANAmHS70KUSCt
漂流:今天的风景挺好的,我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了,也不差再晚一点。61Please respect copyright.PENANAHX8QCVo0dJ
御天:……你他妈走就走!拉我手算什么!给我放开!61Please respect copyright.PENANAaf82cyxuGd
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2、有一天,大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。61Please respect copyright.PENANA9tczvtXeCm
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公子:小雷,这酒不错,再来两杯。61Please respect copyright.PENANAptShsHn7OM
小雷:好~61Please respect copyright.PENANAL4wzumBks2
御天:公子好像已经喝了好几杯了,怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗?61Please respect copyright.PENANAndRhxV935x
战无伤:这是大人的爱好,小孩子你就不懂了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAP9J2BrtXK8
御天:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANA00CraduNB3
佑哥:不过公子喝了那么多……我算算,大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANApO52ZBdA7n
战无伤:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANAsYyN0Dvii0
剑鬼:重要的是,待会儿我们好像有任务,他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗?61Please respect copyright.PENANAWVBwYyoofy
众人:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANAAYXYqh4K5H
公子已醉,面色红润,东倒西歪。61Please respect copyright.PENANAJcsOPsvERs
佑哥:那个,要不谁来阻止一下他?(小声)反正我是不敢……61Please respect copyright.PENANAASBbz0QPT2
战无伤&御天:我也……61Please respect copyright.PENANAAgdUB2FqBC
剑鬼笑而不语。61Please respect copyright.PENANACcoauK1roH
千里:一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊,我来!61Please respect copyright.PENANAV1mueKV98Q
众人:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANAXzlyOPBgnB
千里(一把夺走公子手中的酒杯):公子,别喝了,要做正经事,赶紧的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAfxaZaGzimO
公子(媚眼瞪来,看似秋波暗送,实为横眉冷对):还来。61Please respect copyright.PENANAqOAFow0TOW
千里:别喝了,这都几点了,做完任务我还赶着下线呢。61Please respect copyright.PENANAbOmGDtjbma
众人:切~61Please respect copyright.PENANAArU4EjY00e
公子(不断往千里身上靠,伸手去捞酒杯):还来。61Please respect copyright.PENANACKKOAn4RCc
千里(慌乱状):喂,你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去,下去。61Please respect copyright.PENANAvFUy1bkW8P
公子(整个人都坐到了千里的身上,蹭来蹭去):还来。61Please respect copyright.PENANA9alH2s5ixj
千里:擦!你们别光顾着看,帮忙啊!61Please respect copyright.PENANANXyXTtMYhH
众人:你爷们你自己搞定。61Please respect copyright.PENANADccUtgZOBB
千里分身无术,只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAEvD1mSoOaP
千里:好了好了,走了走了,做任务去。61Please respect copyright.PENANAGOpC9vlPWX
公子:嗯?这里好像有酒的味道,是藏在这里了嘛?(摸着千里的唇)61Please respect copyright.PENANAcJoQuPXbay
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边,战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。61Please respect copyright.PENANAwRn6lPoiIq
御天:干嘛蒙住我,我要看,我要看。61Please respect copyright.PENANAl2hIZFV9Ku
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个,千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。61Please respect copyright.PENANAW6H7nRIvRx
系统:您的心跳过快,为了您的身体健康,系统将在十秒后强制离线,现在开始倒计时,十,九……61Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8YXmq8hmI
于是只见白光一闪,千里从酒馆消失了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAIu50wvaJiW
公子:切,怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。61Please respect copyright.PENANAqw4BVVtMX5
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3、和漂流一起做任务。61Please respect copyright.PENANAhYgYml1Dog
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御天:为什么这个家伙会在这里!!!61Please respect copyright.PENANAOZGT6IElrw
剑鬼:咳,漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAggDtMbEE74
御天:强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍!他一定是来当奸细的!奸细!61Please respect copyright.PENANAjZFXCs5Gz0
剑鬼:好了,我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。61Please respect copyright.PENANA16kUf0plcL
御天:……QAQ(被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛)61Please respect copyright.PENANAa1jNPIFLTg
公子:这一次的任务是千里弄来的,啧,又是一个越级的奇葩任务,线索也不是很明确。61Please respect copyright.PENANA6eZXlMULIj
千里:嘿嘿。61Please respect copyright.PENANA3v0XrXckAY
公子:首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟,根据任务提示,里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下,随时在频道里报告情况。61Please respect copyright.PENANAe93LPyeOqX
千里&剑鬼:好。61Please respect copyright.PENANAlbQE2u5QQp
公子:接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言,那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下,找一下有没有入口。61Please respect copyright.PENANArCMUtZJcO9
佑哥:包在我身上了。61Please respect copyright.PENANALHBS7hUC3R
公子:然后是那个强盗寨子,剩下还有谁?61Please respect copyright.PENANAMv2K2BYj0A
御天:我,我。61Please respect copyright.PENANA6zrJbAUFNA
公子:嗯,那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去,右手和我留在城里做接应。61Please respect copyright.PENANAvZKbT2HG6K
御天:我反对!我不要和这个家伙一起行动!61Please respect copyright.PENANAnEJ0rLJoQM
公子:反对无效,你能自己找到寨子的位置吗?61Please respect copyright.PENANAQDDi7vuQUA
御天:……QAQ61Please respect copyright.PENANAWCBrYbd4KR
公子:好了,那就出发吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANA2WmOXyye5I
公子掏出卷轴,白光一闪,众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了,随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。61Please respect copyright.PENANAvLxQ6Pbm6H
御天:公子,可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼,战无伤跟着你,让右手和那家伙去寨子,反正他们三个人经常一起行动。61Please respect copyright.PENANA50fcy3LvfG
战无伤:我去!我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗,别跟我抢啊。61Please respect copyright.PENANAg6DF0A1pRZ
公子:漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道,联络起来不方便。61Please respect copyright.PENANARSPaXoix3B
御天:那,那我就跟战无伤换,让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。61Please respect copyright.PENANArLryAIsk1V
佑哥:别啊,带你去,到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……61Please respect copyright.PENANAaSatZfpISK
御天:……QAQ61Please respect copyright.PENANAyOxhTvDyxB
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAFBx91utgpJ
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。61Please respect copyright.PENANASagMfcGpfF
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御天:……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗?61Please respect copyright.PENANA8QjoaUQEVo
漂流:这里的NPC比较特殊,都是强盗,指不定一见面就直接化身开怪,所以我们要先观察一下。61Please respect copyright.PENANApSyGW4o687
御天:那左手为什么不来埋伏?61Please respect copyright.PENANAk13MQFyVUv
漂流:全部都埋伏了,就没有人和NPC说话了啊。61Please respect copyright.PENANA2G145ZwaUy
御天:我可以去,你和左手埋伏观察好了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAxG3FyiWOOk
漂流:可是那样的话我会不放心啊。61Please respect copyright.PENANAc5qZX8IkJI
御天:……61Please respect copyright.PENANA0kO5AsKct6
左手和第一个NPC说话,没有被砍。61Please respect copyright.PENANAtWADxiFm5u
御天:好像没什么危险,要么我们也出去吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANA3SrYC9joM2
漂流:不好说,等等再看看。61Please respect copyright.PENANAYu9NB8L8WT
左手和第二个NPC说话,还是没有被砍。61Please respect copyright.PENANAurCFqjGFZh
御天:好像真没什么危险,我说你是不是太胆小了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAooaeJ3F8Eh
漂流:不是胆小是谨慎。61Please respect copyright.PENANAkLU3M3m5A9
左手和第三个NPC说话,依旧没有被砍。61Please respect copyright.PENANAN54QNUYVz2
御天:好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿!你敢吃我豆腐!61Please respect copyright.PENANAxPGjAH6sqt
漂流:我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻,帮你揉一揉。乖~61Please respect copyright.PENANAWoxhWyv2qo
御天:滚!蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊!61Please respect copyright.PENANAO0WJY53yRp
(佣兵团频道内)61Please respect copyright.PENANAHpMOT5PCxt
御天:我抗议!我正在被那个家伙性骚扰!QAQ61Please respect copyright.PENANA12NJ5ygwJK
众人:……61Please respect copyright.PENANA52A4WqoITj
公子:啧,漂流眼光真差。61Please respect copyright.PENANAyQLAxlsM1I
千里:就是。61Please respect copyright.PENANAiQnczMsf99
众人:……61Please respect copyright.PENANAzcL2H1ZDrT
御天:靠!你们这对狗男男。61Please respect copyright.PENANAZifrGE5fmZ
御天决定自救,遂掏出家伙对着漂流。61Please respect copyright.PENANAUIKo170iUM
御天:信不信我现在就砍了你。61Please respect copyright.PENANANY2dDozqaV
漂流:距离太近了,你射不到我的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAyR80QwrqJd
御天:靠!61Please respect copyright.PENANABNw9DPahXc
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节,游戏里也举办了活动。61Please respect copyright.PENANALEF3DJg3W3
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剑鬼:系统通知都收到了吗?情人节貌似有特殊任务。61Please respect copyright.PENANAtqIMEzzp4A
战无伤:情人节任务关你什么事,你连对象都没有。61Please respect copyright.PENANArptBjamBpQ
剑鬼:……61Please respect copyright.PENANAWSBlk1Rxp7
佑哥:根据我的情报,貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务,还有单身的任务。61Please respect copyright.PENANASSGjGJHQ4G
御天:啧,你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧,我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务,哈哈。61Please respect copyright.PENANAmj6CiGRJPg
众人:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANAGedeyBPfH1
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了,剩下的三人结伴来到街上,打算去接任务。61Please respect copyright.PENANAcysTnxT070
剑鬼:任务怎么接?61Please respect copyright.PENANAeQmkntyIpe
佑哥:听说是找城里的NPC接,具体还没有打听到,但听说一看就明白。61Please respect copyright.PENANAsBpjYpZwJX
战无伤:是指那个吗?61Please respect copyright.PENANAhQLqKohukX
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵,只是与平时不同的是,几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。61Please respect copyright.PENANAx6rJjuTpsg
佑哥:大概……走过去看看。61Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6gxKc3DT4
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。61Please respect copyright.PENANAZm19TjLXnV
剑鬼:情人节任务怎么接?61Please respect copyright.PENANAIsuRFjpk3I
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!拿好这根火柴,去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员,我在这里等你消息。61Please respect copyright.PENANAliK05Xm2W0
系统:是否接收道具“光棍之棍”?61Please respect copyright.PENANAXWwpoYj4zb
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。61Please respect copyright.PENANABTAVYL8nH2
战无伤:怎么样怎么样,我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西?武器?加什么的?啧,一上来就发东西,真大方啊。61Please respect copyright.PENANAcclU73Sk2i
剑鬼:……61Please respect copyright.PENANAu2bf0DGQHK
战无伤:嘿嘿,我也去领一个,你们等着。61Please respect copyright.PENANAa0JKbL1lhV
过了一会儿,战无伤领好任务回来了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAWAPEQSSa4C
战无伤:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANAVgo4gHzrr6
过了一会儿,佑哥也领好任务回来了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAIpybdRtqOS
佑哥:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANAJN5xaijtHx
剑鬼:不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别?61Please respect copyright.PENANAODCI4kbmvl
佑哥:再去试试看呗。61Please respect copyright.PENANAuqKwdyyank
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。61Please respect copyright.PENANA9ooCoKcjch
剑鬼:情人节任务……61Please respect copyright.PENANAVa28D6tdYU
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……咦?你是去死去死团的!!不要烧我啊!我没有女朋友!!61Please respect copyright.PENANApqc7538qzk
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。61Please respect copyright.PENANAnQaLrYMwq0
(与此同时,同城的另一个角落)61Please respect copyright.PENANAtgZYL3gMVH
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看,我连礼物都买好了,是她一直想要的项链,你们可不可以帮我送去给她?这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了,上次买来被她嫌弃难看。61Please respect copyright.PENANAPNUOJJXxqt
系统:是否接收道具“情侣戒指”?61Please respect copyright.PENANAO7KNlDXRRL
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。61Please respect copyright.PENANA2tnOZXAS40
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!干得好,你们真是去死去死团的楷模!这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品,里面的东西你应该用得上。61Please respect copyright.PENANA9OelK6MbcV
三人打开礼盒后,发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。61Please respect copyright.PENANAbjI4xzuWIw
佑哥:还真是普通的奖品啊,不过属性还不错。61Please respect copyright.PENANANzZmjFJWi0
剑鬼:我这个没什么用,还没有我现在用的那个属性好。61Please respect copyright.PENANAtiFghIg4kv
战无伤:奖品算什么,烧情侣才是重点。61Please respect copyright.PENANAtMqBIrh01m
佑哥&剑鬼:……61Please respect copyright.PENANAxF83ZotikB
这时,三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。61Please respect copyright.PENANAOfWZoADRrH
佑哥:哎,御天,情侣任务的奖品是什么啊?61Please respect copyright.PENANAjAq7xdmFeh
御天:…………………………漂流在哪里!!让我烧了他!!61Please respect copyright.PENANAtbZhxXeXz6
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAO6KtpTmtFN
佑哥:御天怎么了?吃火药了?61Please respect copyright.PENANAz4N7su9UmN
公子:他只是被漂流坑了,不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。61Please respect copyright.PENANAaptnMiofr3
佑哥:这样哦。哎哎?公子你来了?咦?千里也在。61Please respect copyright.PENANAPwg7XdTkWK
公子:想知道情侣任务的奖品?61Please respect copyright.PENANAV1hF1FJMeC
佑哥:是呀,是呀,公子你知道。61Please respect copyright.PENANASN6SGSJkxw
公子:就是这么个玩意儿。61Please respect copyright.PENANAvRCpBLaDiM
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指,随意地扔在众人面前。61Please respect copyright.PENANAOIaj5mkznY
佑哥:我看看。情侣戒指,任务物品,不可交易,火法抗性+20%!61Please respect copyright.PENANAFv9wfN3Qto
剑鬼:数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANASnesukRIi7
公子:活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的,任务完成后可以永久持有。61Please respect copyright.PENANAhowwoO6XX2
战无伤:等等!公子你和谁一起做的任务!难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子!这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。61Please respect copyright.PENANAChEcka6r9f
公子:和千里做的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAyuPfKvBaHk
战无伤:原来是和千里做的啊……神马!和千里!男人也行!61Please respect copyright.PENANALpEPv8DUF4
公子:谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。61Please respect copyright.PENANAArGCSSuRTg
战无伤:靠!无耻!61Please respect copyright.PENANAT93Z1i6Zmo
(N个城外的某个角落)61Please respect copyright.PENANAemlvSccgs3
漂流:我说,你总是这么追杀我,我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了,任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。61Please respect copyright.PENANAoofHBKptKC
御天:去死吧!谁要跟你完成情侣任务!完成不了最好!去死去死去死!!!!61Please respect copyright.PENANAx9df7Ac5R7
漂流:都说了这么近你射不到我的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAEdCEwZWdL9
御天:那就滚远点!61Please respect copyright.PENANAZBiEmy8vaR
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* 补充:61Please respect copyright.PENANAdM5CvMIgq7
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC:61Please respect copyright.PENANASguwonX0Br
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦,我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说,他们是去死去死团的,我怕我会被烧掉。61Please respect copyright.PENANAb19G4b9ZXG
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC:61Please respect copyright.PENANAtqMtyyrfjE
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!神马!你们是情侣!烧掉!!(受到卫兵火法攻击,不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的,记得带好就不会挂。)61Please respect copyright.PENANA3CGANMPN8a
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友:61Please respect copyright.PENANAsgQQudpIQu
看起来貌似找到就可以了,不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后,女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西,但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。61Please respect copyright.PENANA5QdFVRYn81
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。61Please respect copyright.PENANAkxRdlqDvDK
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妹子:哎?你真的是佑哥?那个无所不知的佑哥?(星星眼)61Please respect copyright.PENANAk5XkzLkjXl
佑哥:是啊,你有什么想知道的尽管问我。(自豪状)61Please respect copyright.PENANAMms1XIqd7U
妹子:那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受!我纠结这个问题好多年了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAqIYTh3bZdi
佑哥:额,公子和剑鬼?不是啊,公子和千里才是一对。咦?妹子你要去哪里?等等我呗〜61Please respect copyright.PENANAD3VhupZSJJ
妹子:小晴!我的CP被拆了!酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对!我的双鬼啊!61Please respect copyright.PENANAsjRZZe2uyU
小晴:哦,我无所谓啦,反正我是公子总受派的。61Please respect copyright.PENANA9HIZwLjZOA
佑哥:……61Please respect copyright.PENANAzLC9n2qjbF
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7、有一天,御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。(私设)61Please respect copyright.PENANAqa3CEGR0MN
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御天:QAQ61Please respect copyright.PENANAPofFieAmdw
战无伤:怎么了?61Please respect copyright.PENANAF6SmcoWT22
御天:我今天遇到漂流了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAzJTpHnegzr
战无伤:你不是天天都遇到他么。61Please respect copyright.PENANA3E7l8gqNxi
御天:不是说游戏里,是在电梯里遇到的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAdwXTDiaxsI
战无伤:哪儿的电梯?61Please respect copyright.PENANAcwKDCZhaRg
御天:家里的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAnPhXeZH2Ac
战无伤:哟,你们还是邻居啊?61Please respect copyright.PENANAmZZzT9bbZs
御天:对啊,我也不想的!61Please respect copyright.PENANAVSpDRG8M3Z
战无伤:[蜡烛]61Please respect copyright.PENANA9MyZpa0bO5
(过了几天)61Please respect copyright.PENANAJv30sf1pdS
御天:漂流你给我滚出来!有种你跟我单挑!61Please respect copyright.PENANAGT3imJMJDm
战无伤:他又怎么你了?61Please respect copyright.PENANAIPj6eUiliI
御天:他守我电梯!现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼,真是生不如死!61Please respect copyright.PENANAKEOsnXZ9ti
战无伤:[蜡烛]61Please respect copyright.PENANAeTwyXzLpjV
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。61Please respect copyright.PENANAClkSmTNusU
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小雷:公子,这是我新弄的酒,系统酒馆都没得卖呢。61Please respect copyright.PENANAsLfuqnJoaL
公子:哦?不错,来一杯尝尝。61Please respect copyright.PENANAl5ELnJmnuv
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来,然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。61Please respect copyright.PENANAWvFS4FShFI
小雷:怎么样?还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感,所以特地配的。61Please respect copyright.PENANASpKuzXJVdh
公子:嗯,不错,知我者小雷也。61Please respect copyright.PENANAO6LCYhjf7E
小雷:嗯嗯。61Please respect copyright.PENANArCXaQb5sMK
公子:小雷,我突然发现,你才是我生命中最重要的人。61Please respect copyright.PENANAfmGTg95ARg
小雷:公子!(泪花闪闪感动状)61Please respect copyright.PENANAoISxLTFJgu
公子:小雷!(泪花闪闪感动状)61Please respect copyright.PENANAYJcWg5WZq8
千里突然有了深深的危机感。61Please respect copyright.PENANADSo1YAxdN1
佑哥:嘿嘿,新酒不错啊,小雷也给我们上一份吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANAdzgCHmXir4
小雷:你们?哦,做这个酒挺费时间的,我做了好几天才做出几杯,都要留着给公子呢。61Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZlS2ufkfL
佑哥:……61Please respect copyright.PENANATGqaOTnJO3
小雷:不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAFwFIOLYNt6
过了一会儿,小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体,一人一杯地放在众人的面前。61Please respect copyright.PENANAksAkpg2p88
佑哥:……这是啥?61Please respect copyright.PENANALnYlk9oWLu
小雷:研究过程中的副产品,看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵,倒掉怪浪费的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAjmTuJcBcuF
佑哥:……61Please respect copyright.PENANAQRDGLO1Xg9
众人突然有了深深的危机感。61Please respect copyright.PENANAhGHsvQlX2f
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FREETALK61Please respect copyright.PENANATUWhBB5SXN
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。61Please respect copyright.PENANAcbUL8dsfqU
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补,并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。61Please respect copyright.PENANAkrZEPiQVLA
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流,直到他黑掉,我惊悚脸啊!御天也非常可爱,每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子,我于是便当机立断这是一对XD(神马逻辑!)。61Please respect copyright.PENANAEE6XwKkjnt
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型,智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山,我都会很YY地想着,公子你果然不愧是贤内助。61Please respect copyright.PENANARgAH6nRqri
然后是御天和战无伤,万年泡妞无果二人组,这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~61Please respect copyright.PENANAZrCkcQlIc2
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子!所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木,于是笑而不语。61Please respect copyright.PENANAwnxAA1flwr
至于佑哥的话,情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦(不对!)61Please respect copyright.PENANAN92cbXSJ5H
总之,如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~61Please respect copyright.PENANAuiHZvXYmvg
以上~61Please respect copyright.PENANAHx3Iz2QnGB
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2013年11月
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漂流:又迷路了吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANABvkzt1a7sE
御天:切,我只是在闲逛,你滚远点,风景里有你都变差了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAy80MkfZ0Zl
漂流:要去哪儿啊,我送你去呗。61Please respect copyright.PENANALrUmNvOWa3
御天:都说了你滚滚滚滚滚!61Please respect copyright.PENANALx0c1LgDlW
漂流笑而不语,一会儿道:我跟剑鬼消息了,他说你们在小雷酒馆集合,这都差了大半个城了,你怎么能迷到这儿来的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAydU4Ygs1o6
御天:要你管!我跟公子要卷轴过去。61Please respect copyright.PENANA66wmWhGQv2
公子(消息):卷轴5000金。61Please respect copyright.PENANAltJc0L2Ixq
御天:QAQ61Please respect copyright.PENANALcXULXf4lj
漂流:你看,所以说还是我送你过去吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANAYdsQcqvFSs
左手&右手一齐点头。61Please respect copyright.PENANAmHS70KUSCt
漂流:今天的风景挺好的,我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了,也不差再晚一点。61Please respect copyright.PENANAHX8QCVo0dJ
御天:……你他妈走就走!拉我手算什么!给我放开!61Please respect copyright.PENANAaf82cyxuGd
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2、有一天,大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。61Please respect copyright.PENANA9tczvtXeCm
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公子:小雷,这酒不错,再来两杯。61Please respect copyright.PENANAptShsHn7OM
小雷:好~61Please respect copyright.PENANAL4wzumBks2
御天:公子好像已经喝了好几杯了,怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗?61Please respect copyright.PENANAndRhxV935x
战无伤:这是大人的爱好,小孩子你就不懂了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAP9J2BrtXK8
御天:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANA00CraduNB3
佑哥:不过公子喝了那么多……我算算,大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANApO52ZBdA7n
战无伤:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANAsYyN0Dvii0
剑鬼:重要的是,待会儿我们好像有任务,他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗?61Please respect copyright.PENANAWVBwYyoofy
众人:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANAAYXYqh4K5H
公子已醉,面色红润,东倒西歪。61Please respect copyright.PENANAJcsOPsvERs
佑哥:那个,要不谁来阻止一下他?(小声)反正我是不敢……61Please respect copyright.PENANAASBbz0QPT2
战无伤&御天:我也……61Please respect copyright.PENANAAgdUB2FqBC
剑鬼笑而不语。61Please respect copyright.PENANACcoauK1roH
千里:一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊,我来!61Please respect copyright.PENANAV1mueKV98Q
众人:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANAXzlyOPBgnB
千里(一把夺走公子手中的酒杯):公子,别喝了,要做正经事,赶紧的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAfxaZaGzimO
公子(媚眼瞪来,看似秋波暗送,实为横眉冷对):还来。61Please respect copyright.PENANAqOAFow0TOW
千里:别喝了,这都几点了,做完任务我还赶着下线呢。61Please respect copyright.PENANAbOmGDtjbma
众人:切~61Please respect copyright.PENANAArU4EjY00e
公子(不断往千里身上靠,伸手去捞酒杯):还来。61Please respect copyright.PENANACKKOAn4RCc
千里(慌乱状):喂,你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去,下去。61Please respect copyright.PENANAvFUy1bkW8P
公子(整个人都坐到了千里的身上,蹭来蹭去):还来。61Please respect copyright.PENANA9alH2s5ixj
千里:擦!你们别光顾着看,帮忙啊!61Please respect copyright.PENANANXyXTtMYhH
众人:你爷们你自己搞定。61Please respect copyright.PENANADccUtgZOBB
千里分身无术,只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAEvD1mSoOaP
千里:好了好了,走了走了,做任务去。61Please respect copyright.PENANAGOpC9vlPWX
公子:嗯?这里好像有酒的味道,是藏在这里了嘛?(摸着千里的唇)61Please respect copyright.PENANAcJoQuPXbay
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边,战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。61Please respect copyright.PENANAwRn6lPoiIq
御天:干嘛蒙住我,我要看,我要看。61Please respect copyright.PENANAl2hIZFV9Ku
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个,千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。61Please respect copyright.PENANAW6H7nRIvRx
系统:您的心跳过快,为了您的身体健康,系统将在十秒后强制离线,现在开始倒计时,十,九……61Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8YXmq8hmI
于是只见白光一闪,千里从酒馆消失了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAIu50wvaJiW
公子:切,怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。61Please respect copyright.PENANAqw4BVVtMX5
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3、和漂流一起做任务。61Please respect copyright.PENANAhYgYml1Dog
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御天:为什么这个家伙会在这里!!!61Please respect copyright.PENANAOZGT6IElrw
剑鬼:咳,漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAggDtMbEE74
御天:强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍!他一定是来当奸细的!奸细!61Please respect copyright.PENANAjZFXCs5Gz0
剑鬼:好了,我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。61Please respect copyright.PENANA16kUf0plcL
御天:……QAQ(被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛)61Please respect copyright.PENANAa1jNPIFLTg
公子:这一次的任务是千里弄来的,啧,又是一个越级的奇葩任务,线索也不是很明确。61Please respect copyright.PENANA6eZXlMULIj
千里:嘿嘿。61Please respect copyright.PENANA3v0XrXckAY
公子:首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟,根据任务提示,里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下,随时在频道里报告情况。61Please respect copyright.PENANAe93LPyeOqX
千里&剑鬼:好。61Please respect copyright.PENANAlbQE2u5QQp
公子:接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言,那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下,找一下有没有入口。61Please respect copyright.PENANArCMUtZJcO9
佑哥:包在我身上了。61Please respect copyright.PENANALHBS7hUC3R
公子:然后是那个强盗寨子,剩下还有谁?61Please respect copyright.PENANAMv2K2BYj0A
御天:我,我。61Please respect copyright.PENANA6zrJbAUFNA
公子:嗯,那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去,右手和我留在城里做接应。61Please respect copyright.PENANAvZKbT2HG6K
御天:我反对!我不要和这个家伙一起行动!61Please respect copyright.PENANAnEJ0rLJoQM
公子:反对无效,你能自己找到寨子的位置吗?61Please respect copyright.PENANAQDDi7vuQUA
御天:……QAQ61Please respect copyright.PENANAWCBrYbd4KR
公子:好了,那就出发吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANA2WmOXyye5I
公子掏出卷轴,白光一闪,众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了,随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。61Please respect copyright.PENANAvLxQ6Pbm6H
御天:公子,可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼,战无伤跟着你,让右手和那家伙去寨子,反正他们三个人经常一起行动。61Please respect copyright.PENANA50fcy3LvfG
战无伤:我去!我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗,别跟我抢啊。61Please respect copyright.PENANAg6DF0A1pRZ
公子:漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道,联络起来不方便。61Please respect copyright.PENANARSPaXoix3B
御天:那,那我就跟战无伤换,让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。61Please respect copyright.PENANArLryAIsk1V
佑哥:别啊,带你去,到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……61Please respect copyright.PENANAaSatZfpISK
御天:……QAQ61Please respect copyright.PENANAyOxhTvDyxB
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAFBx91utgpJ
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。61Please respect copyright.PENANASagMfcGpfF
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御天:……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗?61Please respect copyright.PENANA8QjoaUQEVo
漂流:这里的NPC比较特殊,都是强盗,指不定一见面就直接化身开怪,所以我们要先观察一下。61Please respect copyright.PENANApSyGW4o687
御天:那左手为什么不来埋伏?61Please respect copyright.PENANAk13MQFyVUv
漂流:全部都埋伏了,就没有人和NPC说话了啊。61Please respect copyright.PENANA2G145ZwaUy
御天:我可以去,你和左手埋伏观察好了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAxG3FyiWOOk
漂流:可是那样的话我会不放心啊。61Please respect copyright.PENANAc5qZX8IkJI
御天:……61Please respect copyright.PENANA0kO5AsKct6
左手和第一个NPC说话,没有被砍。61Please respect copyright.PENANAtWADxiFm5u
御天:好像没什么危险,要么我们也出去吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANA3SrYC9joM2
漂流:不好说,等等再看看。61Please respect copyright.PENANAYu9NB8L8WT
左手和第二个NPC说话,还是没有被砍。61Please respect copyright.PENANAurCFqjGFZh
御天:好像真没什么危险,我说你是不是太胆小了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAooaeJ3F8Eh
漂流:不是胆小是谨慎。61Please respect copyright.PENANAkLU3M3m5A9
左手和第三个NPC说话,依旧没有被砍。61Please respect copyright.PENANAN54QNUYVz2
御天:好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿!你敢吃我豆腐!61Please respect copyright.PENANAxPGjAH6sqt
漂流:我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻,帮你揉一揉。乖~61Please respect copyright.PENANAWoxhWyv2qo
御天:滚!蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊!61Please respect copyright.PENANAO0WJY53yRp
(佣兵团频道内)61Please respect copyright.PENANAHpMOT5PCxt
御天:我抗议!我正在被那个家伙性骚扰!QAQ61Please respect copyright.PENANA12NJ5ygwJK
众人:……61Please respect copyright.PENANA52A4WqoITj
公子:啧,漂流眼光真差。61Please respect copyright.PENANAyQLAxlsM1I
千里:就是。61Please respect copyright.PENANAiQnczMsf99
众人:……61Please respect copyright.PENANAzcL2H1ZDrT
御天:靠!你们这对狗男男。61Please respect copyright.PENANAZifrGE5fmZ
御天决定自救,遂掏出家伙对着漂流。61Please respect copyright.PENANAUIKo170iUM
御天:信不信我现在就砍了你。61Please respect copyright.PENANANY2dDozqaV
漂流:距离太近了,你射不到我的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAyR80QwrqJd
御天:靠!61Please respect copyright.PENANABNw9DPahXc
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节,游戏里也举办了活动。61Please respect copyright.PENANALEF3DJg3W3
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剑鬼:系统通知都收到了吗?情人节貌似有特殊任务。61Please respect copyright.PENANAtqIMEzzp4A
战无伤:情人节任务关你什么事,你连对象都没有。61Please respect copyright.PENANArptBjamBpQ
剑鬼:……61Please respect copyright.PENANAWSBlk1Rxp7
佑哥:根据我的情报,貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务,还有单身的任务。61Please respect copyright.PENANASSGjGJHQ4G
御天:啧,你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧,我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务,哈哈。61Please respect copyright.PENANAmj6CiGRJPg
众人:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANAGedeyBPfH1
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了,剩下的三人结伴来到街上,打算去接任务。61Please respect copyright.PENANAcysTnxT070
剑鬼:任务怎么接?61Please respect copyright.PENANAeQmkntyIpe
佑哥:听说是找城里的NPC接,具体还没有打听到,但听说一看就明白。61Please respect copyright.PENANAsBpjYpZwJX
战无伤:是指那个吗?61Please respect copyright.PENANAhQLqKohukX
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵,只是与平时不同的是,几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。61Please respect copyright.PENANAx6rJjuTpsg
佑哥:大概……走过去看看。61Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6gxKc3DT4
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。61Please respect copyright.PENANAZm19TjLXnV
剑鬼:情人节任务怎么接?61Please respect copyright.PENANAIsuRFjpk3I
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!拿好这根火柴,去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员,我在这里等你消息。61Please respect copyright.PENANAliK05Xm2W0
系统:是否接收道具“光棍之棍”?61Please respect copyright.PENANAXWwpoYj4zb
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。61Please respect copyright.PENANABTAVYL8nH2
战无伤:怎么样怎么样,我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西?武器?加什么的?啧,一上来就发东西,真大方啊。61Please respect copyright.PENANAcclU73Sk2i
剑鬼:……61Please respect copyright.PENANAu2bf0DGQHK
战无伤:嘿嘿,我也去领一个,你们等着。61Please respect copyright.PENANAa0JKbL1lhV
过了一会儿,战无伤领好任务回来了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAWAPEQSSa4C
战无伤:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANAVgo4gHzrr6
过了一会儿,佑哥也领好任务回来了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAIpybdRtqOS
佑哥:擦!61Please respect copyright.PENANAJN5xaijtHx
剑鬼:不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别?61Please respect copyright.PENANAODCI4kbmvl
佑哥:再去试试看呗。61Please respect copyright.PENANAuqKwdyyank
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。61Please respect copyright.PENANA9ooCoKcjch
剑鬼:情人节任务……61Please respect copyright.PENANAVa28D6tdYU
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……咦?你是去死去死团的!!不要烧我啊!我没有女朋友!!61Please respect copyright.PENANApqc7538qzk
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。61Please respect copyright.PENANAnQaLrYMwq0
(与此同时,同城的另一个角落)61Please respect copyright.PENANAtgZYL3gMVH
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看,我连礼物都买好了,是她一直想要的项链,你们可不可以帮我送去给她?这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了,上次买来被她嫌弃难看。61Please respect copyright.PENANAPNUOJJXxqt
系统:是否接收道具“情侣戒指”?61Please respect copyright.PENANAO7KNlDXRRL
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。61Please respect copyright.PENANA2tnOZXAS40
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!干得好,你们真是去死去死团的楷模!这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品,里面的东西你应该用得上。61Please respect copyright.PENANA9OelK6MbcV
三人打开礼盒后,发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。61Please respect copyright.PENANAbjI4xzuWIw
佑哥:还真是普通的奖品啊,不过属性还不错。61Please respect copyright.PENANANzZmjFJWi0
剑鬼:我这个没什么用,还没有我现在用的那个属性好。61Please respect copyright.PENANAtiFghIg4kv
战无伤:奖品算什么,烧情侣才是重点。61Please respect copyright.PENANAtMqBIrh01m
佑哥&剑鬼:……61Please respect copyright.PENANAxF83ZotikB
这时,三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。61Please respect copyright.PENANAOfWZoADRrH
佑哥:哎,御天,情侣任务的奖品是什么啊?61Please respect copyright.PENANAjAq7xdmFeh
御天:…………………………漂流在哪里!!让我烧了他!!61Please respect copyright.PENANAtbZhxXeXz6
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAO6KtpTmtFN
佑哥:御天怎么了?吃火药了?61Please respect copyright.PENANAz4N7su9UmN
公子:他只是被漂流坑了,不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。61Please respect copyright.PENANAaptnMiofr3
佑哥:这样哦。哎哎?公子你来了?咦?千里也在。61Please respect copyright.PENANAPwg7XdTkWK
公子:想知道情侣任务的奖品?61Please respect copyright.PENANAV1hF1FJMeC
佑哥:是呀,是呀,公子你知道。61Please respect copyright.PENANASN6SGSJkxw
公子:就是这么个玩意儿。61Please respect copyright.PENANAvRCpBLaDiM
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指,随意地扔在众人面前。61Please respect copyright.PENANAOIaj5mkznY
佑哥:我看看。情侣戒指,任务物品,不可交易,火法抗性+20%!61Please respect copyright.PENANAFv9wfN3Qto
剑鬼:数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANASnesukRIi7
公子:活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的,任务完成后可以永久持有。61Please respect copyright.PENANAhowwoO6XX2
战无伤:等等!公子你和谁一起做的任务!难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子!这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。61Please respect copyright.PENANAChEcka6r9f
公子:和千里做的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAyuPfKvBaHk
战无伤:原来是和千里做的啊……神马!和千里!男人也行!61Please respect copyright.PENANALpEPv8DUF4
公子:谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。61Please respect copyright.PENANAArGCSSuRTg
战无伤:靠!无耻!61Please respect copyright.PENANAT93Z1i6Zmo
(N个城外的某个角落)61Please respect copyright.PENANAemlvSccgs3
漂流:我说,你总是这么追杀我,我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了,任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。61Please respect copyright.PENANAoofHBKptKC
御天:去死吧!谁要跟你完成情侣任务!完成不了最好!去死去死去死!!!!61Please respect copyright.PENANAx9df7Ac5R7
漂流:都说了这么近你射不到我的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAEdCEwZWdL9
御天:那就滚远点!61Please respect copyright.PENANAZBiEmy8vaR
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* 补充:61Please respect copyright.PENANAdM5CvMIgq7
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC:61Please respect copyright.PENANASguwonX0Br
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦,我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说,他们是去死去死团的,我怕我会被烧掉。61Please respect copyright.PENANAb19G4b9ZXG
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC:61Please respect copyright.PENANAtqMtyyrfjE
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!神马!你们是情侣!烧掉!!(受到卫兵火法攻击,不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的,记得带好就不会挂。)61Please respect copyright.PENANA3CGANMPN8a
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友:61Please respect copyright.PENANAsgQQudpIQu
看起来貌似找到就可以了,不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后,女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西,但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。61Please respect copyright.PENANA5QdFVRYn81
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。61Please respect copyright.PENANAkxRdlqDvDK
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妹子:哎?你真的是佑哥?那个无所不知的佑哥?(星星眼)61Please respect copyright.PENANAk5XkzLkjXl
佑哥:是啊,你有什么想知道的尽管问我。(自豪状)61Please respect copyright.PENANAMms1XIqd7U
妹子:那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受!我纠结这个问题好多年了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAqIYTh3bZdi
佑哥:额,公子和剑鬼?不是啊,公子和千里才是一对。咦?妹子你要去哪里?等等我呗〜61Please respect copyright.PENANAD3VhupZSJJ
妹子:小晴!我的CP被拆了!酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对!我的双鬼啊!61Please respect copyright.PENANAsjRZZe2uyU
小晴:哦,我无所谓啦,反正我是公子总受派的。61Please respect copyright.PENANA9HIZwLjZOA
佑哥:……61Please respect copyright.PENANAzLC9n2qjbF
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7、有一天,御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。(私设)61Please respect copyright.PENANAqa3CEGR0MN
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御天:QAQ61Please respect copyright.PENANAPofFieAmdw
战无伤:怎么了?61Please respect copyright.PENANAF6SmcoWT22
御天:我今天遇到漂流了。61Please respect copyright.PENANAzJTpHnegzr
战无伤:你不是天天都遇到他么。61Please respect copyright.PENANA3E7l8gqNxi
御天:不是说游戏里,是在电梯里遇到的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAdwXTDiaxsI
战无伤:哪儿的电梯?61Please respect copyright.PENANAcwKDCZhaRg
御天:家里的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAnPhXeZH2Ac
战无伤:哟,你们还是邻居啊?61Please respect copyright.PENANAmZZzT9bbZs
御天:对啊,我也不想的!61Please respect copyright.PENANAVSpDRG8M3Z
战无伤:[蜡烛]61Please respect copyright.PENANA9MyZpa0bO5
(过了几天)61Please respect copyright.PENANAJv30sf1pdS
御天:漂流你给我滚出来!有种你跟我单挑!61Please respect copyright.PENANAGT3imJMJDm
战无伤:他又怎么你了?61Please respect copyright.PENANAIPj6eUiliI
御天:他守我电梯!现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼,真是生不如死!61Please respect copyright.PENANAKEOsnXZ9ti
战无伤:[蜡烛]61Please respect copyright.PENANAeTwyXzLpjV
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。61Please respect copyright.PENANAClkSmTNusU
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小雷:公子,这是我新弄的酒,系统酒馆都没得卖呢。61Please respect copyright.PENANAsLfuqnJoaL
公子:哦?不错,来一杯尝尝。61Please respect copyright.PENANAl5ELnJmnuv
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来,然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。61Please respect copyright.PENANAWvFS4FShFI
小雷:怎么样?还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感,所以特地配的。61Please respect copyright.PENANASpKuzXJVdh
公子:嗯,不错,知我者小雷也。61Please respect copyright.PENANAO6LCYhjf7E
小雷:嗯嗯。61Please respect copyright.PENANArCXaQb5sMK
公子:小雷,我突然发现,你才是我生命中最重要的人。61Please respect copyright.PENANAfmGTg95ARg
小雷:公子!(泪花闪闪感动状)61Please respect copyright.PENANAoISxLTFJgu
公子:小雷!(泪花闪闪感动状)61Please respect copyright.PENANAYJcWg5WZq8
千里突然有了深深的危机感。61Please respect copyright.PENANADSo1YAxdN1
佑哥:嘿嘿,新酒不错啊,小雷也给我们上一份吧。61Please respect copyright.PENANAdzgCHmXir4
小雷:你们?哦,做这个酒挺费时间的,我做了好几天才做出几杯,都要留着给公子呢。61Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZlS2ufkfL
佑哥:……61Please respect copyright.PENANATGqaOTnJO3
小雷:不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAFwFIOLYNt6
过了一会儿,小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体,一人一杯地放在众人的面前。61Please respect copyright.PENANAksAkpg2p88
佑哥:……这是啥?61Please respect copyright.PENANALnYlk9oWLu
小雷:研究过程中的副产品,看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵,倒掉怪浪费的。61Please respect copyright.PENANAjmTuJcBcuF
佑哥:……61Please respect copyright.PENANAQRDGLO1Xg9
众人突然有了深深的危机感。61Please respect copyright.PENANAhGHsvQlX2f
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FREETALK61Please respect copyright.PENANATUWhBB5SXN
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。61Please respect copyright.PENANAcbUL8dsfqU
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补,并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。61Please respect copyright.PENANAkrZEPiQVLA
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流,直到他黑掉,我惊悚脸啊!御天也非常可爱,每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子,我于是便当机立断这是一对XD(神马逻辑!)。61Please respect copyright.PENANAEE6XwKkjnt
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型,智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山,我都会很YY地想着,公子你果然不愧是贤内助。61Please respect copyright.PENANARgAH6nRqri
然后是御天和战无伤,万年泡妞无果二人组,这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~61Please respect copyright.PENANAZrCkcQlIc2
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子!所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木,于是笑而不语。61Please respect copyright.PENANAwnxAA1flwr
至于佑哥的话,情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦(不对!)61Please respect copyright.PENANAN92cbXSJ5H
总之,如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~61Please respect copyright.PENANAuiHZvXYmvg
以上~61Please respect copyright.PENANAHx3Iz2QnGB
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