1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTGHHL7Be7
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漂流：又迷路了吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvkzt1a7sE
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy80MkfZ0Zl
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrUmNvOWa3
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLx0c1LgDlW
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydU4Ygs1o6
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66wmWhGQv2
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltJc0L2Ixq
御天：QAQ61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcXULXf4lj
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdsQcqvFSs
左手&右手一齐点头。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHS70KUSCt
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX8QCVo0dJ
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaf82cyxuGd
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tczvtXeCm
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptShsHn7OM
小雷：好~61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4wzumBks2
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndRhxV935x
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9J2BrtXK8
御天：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00CraduNB3
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO52ZBdA7n
战无伤：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYyN0Dvii0
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVBwYyoofy
众人：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYXYqh4K5H
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcsOPsvERs
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASBbz0QPT2
战无伤&御天：我也……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgdUB2FqBC
剑鬼笑而不语。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcoauK1roH
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1mueKV98Q
众人：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzlyOPBgnB
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxaZaGzimO
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOAFow0TOW
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOmGDtjbma
众人：切~61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArU4EjY00e
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKKOAn4RCc
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFUy1bkW8P
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9alH2s5ixj
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXyXTtMYhH
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDccUtgZOBB
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvD1mSoOaP
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOpC9vlPWX
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJoQuPXbay
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRn6lPoiIq
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2hIZFV9Ku
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6H7nRIvRx
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8YXmq8hmI
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIu50wvaJiW
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw4BVVtMX5
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3、和漂流一起做任务。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYgYml1Dog
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZGT6IElrw
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggDtMbEE74
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZFXCs5Gz0
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16kUf0plcL
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1jNPIFLTg
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eZXlMULIj
千里：嘿嘿。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v0XrXckAY
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe93LPyeOqX
千里&剑鬼：好。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbQE2u5QQp
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCMUtZJcO9
佑哥：包在我身上了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHBS7hUC3R
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv2K2BYj0A
御天：我，我。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zrJbAUFNA
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZKbT2HG6K
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEJ0rLJoQM
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDDi7vuQUA
御天：……QAQ61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCBrYbd4KR
公子：好了，那就出发吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WmOXyye5I
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLxQ6Pbm6H
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50fcy3LvfG
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6DF0A1pRZ
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSPaXoix3B
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLryAIsk1V
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSatZfpISK
御天：……QAQ61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOxhTvDyxB
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBx91utgpJ
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSagMfcGpfF
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QjoaUQEVo
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSyGW4o687
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk13MQFyVUv
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2G145ZwaUy
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxG3FyiWOOk
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5qZX8IkJI
御天：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kO5AsKct6
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWADxiFm5u
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SrYC9joM2
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYu9NB8L8WT
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurCFqjGFZh
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooaeJ3F8Eh
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLU3M3m5A9
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN54QNUYVz2
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPGjAH6sqt
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoxhWyv2qo
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0WJY53yRp
（佣兵团频道内）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpMOT5PCxt
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12NJ5ygwJK
众人：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52A4WqoITj
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQLAxlsM1I
千里：就是。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQnczMsf99
众人：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcL2H1ZDrT
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZifrGE5fmZ
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIKo170iUM
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY2dDozqaV
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR80QwrqJd
御天：靠！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNw9DPahXc
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEF3DJg3W3
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqIMEzzp4A
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrptBjamBpQ
剑鬼：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSBlk1Rxp7
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSGjGJHQ4G
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmj6CiGRJPg
众人：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGedeyBPfH1
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcysTnxT070
剑鬼：任务怎么接？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQmkntyIpe
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBpjYpZwJX
战无伤：是指那个吗？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQLqKohukX
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6rJjuTpsg
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6gxKc3DT4
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm19TjLXnV
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsuRFjpk3I
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliK05Xm2W0
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWwpoYj4zb
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTAVYL8nH2
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcclU73Sk2i
剑鬼：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2bf0DGQHK
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0JKbL1lhV
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAPEQSSa4C
战无伤：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgo4gHzrr6
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpybdRtqOS
佑哥：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJN5xaijtHx
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODCI4kbmvl
佑哥：再去试试看呗。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqKwdyyank
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ooCoKcjch
剑鬼：情人节任务……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa28D6tdYU
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqc7538qzk
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQaLrYMwq0
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgZYL3gMVH
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNUOJJXxqt
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7KNlDXRRL
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tnOZXAS40
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OelK6MbcV
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjI4xzuWIw
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzZmjFJWi0
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiFghIg4kv
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMqBIrh01m
佑哥&剑鬼：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxF83ZotikB
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfWZoADRrH
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAq7xdmFeh
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbZhxXeXz6
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6KtpTmtFN
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4N7su9UmN
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaptnMiofr3
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwg7XdTkWK
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1hF1FJMeC
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSN6SGSJkxw
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRCpBLaDiM
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIaj5mkznY
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv9wfN3Qto
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnesukRIi7
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhowwoO6XX2
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChEcka6r9f
公子：和千里做的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuPfKvBaHk
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpEPv8DUF4
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArGCSSuRTg
战无伤：靠！无耻！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT93Z1i6Zmo
（N个城外的某个角落）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemlvSccgs3
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoofHBKptKC
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9df7Ac5R7
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdCEwZWdL9
御天：那就滚远点！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBiEmy8vaR
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* 补充：61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM5CvMIgq7
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSguwonX0Br
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb19G4b9ZXG
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqMtyyrfjE
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CGANMPN8a
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgQQudpIQu
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QdFVRYn81
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxRdlqDvDK
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5XkzLkjXl
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMms1XIqd7U
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIYTh3bZdi
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3VhupZSJJ
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjRZZe2uyU
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HIZwLjZOA
佑哥：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLC9n2qjbF
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa3CEGR0MN
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御天：QAQ61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPofFieAmdw
战无伤：怎么了？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6SmcoWT22
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJTpHnegzr
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E7l8gqNxi
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwXTDiaxsI
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwKDCZhaRg
御天：家里的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPhXeZH2Ac
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZZzT9bbZs
御天：对啊，我也不想的！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSpDRG8M3Z
战无伤：[蜡烛]61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MyZpa0bO5
（过了几天）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv30sf1pdS
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT3imJMJDm
战无伤：他又怎么你了？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPj6eUiliI
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEOsnXZ9ti
战无伤：[蜡烛]61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTwyXzLpjV
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClkSmTNusU
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLfuqnJoaL
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5ELnJmnuv
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvFS4FShFI
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpKuzXJVdh
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6LCYhjf7E
小雷：嗯嗯。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCXaQb5sMK
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmGTg95ARg
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoISxLTFJgu
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJcWg5WZq8
千里突然有了深深的危机感。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSo1YAxdN1
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzgCHmXir4
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZlS2ufkfL
佑哥：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGqaOTnJO3
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwFIOLYNt6
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksAkpg2p88
佑哥：……这是啥？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnYlk9oWLu
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmTuJcBcuF
佑哥：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRDGLO1Xg9
众人突然有了深深的危机感。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGHsvQlX2f
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FREETALK61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUWhBB5SXN
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbUL8dsfqU
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrZEPiQVLA
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE6XwKkjnt
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgAH6nRqri
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrCkcQlIc2
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnxAA1flwr
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN92cbXSJ5H
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiHZvXYmvg
以上~61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx3Iz2QnGB
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漂流：又迷路了吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvkzt1a7sE
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy80MkfZ0Zl
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrUmNvOWa3
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLx0c1LgDlW
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydU4Ygs1o6
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66wmWhGQv2
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltJc0L2Ixq
御天：QAQ61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcXULXf4lj
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdsQcqvFSs
左手&右手一齐点头。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHS70KUSCt
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX8QCVo0dJ
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaf82cyxuGd
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tczvtXeCm
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptShsHn7OM
小雷：好~61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4wzumBks2
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndRhxV935x
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9J2BrtXK8
御天：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00CraduNB3
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO52ZBdA7n
战无伤：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYyN0Dvii0
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVBwYyoofy
众人：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYXYqh4K5H
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcsOPsvERs
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASBbz0QPT2
战无伤&御天：我也……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgdUB2FqBC
剑鬼笑而不语。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcoauK1roH
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1mueKV98Q
众人：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzlyOPBgnB
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxaZaGzimO
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOAFow0TOW
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOmGDtjbma
众人：切~61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArU4EjY00e
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKKOAn4RCc
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFUy1bkW8P
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9alH2s5ixj
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXyXTtMYhH
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDccUtgZOBB
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvD1mSoOaP
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOpC9vlPWX
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJoQuPXbay
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRn6lPoiIq
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2hIZFV9Ku
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6H7nRIvRx
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8YXmq8hmI
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIu50wvaJiW
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw4BVVtMX5
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG08BP7N7qq
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3、和漂流一起做任务。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYgYml1Dog
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1e8PF7nzV
御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZGT6IElrw
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggDtMbEE74
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZFXCs5Gz0
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16kUf0plcL
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1jNPIFLTg
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eZXlMULIj
千里：嘿嘿。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v0XrXckAY
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe93LPyeOqX
千里&剑鬼：好。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbQE2u5QQp
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCMUtZJcO9
佑哥：包在我身上了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHBS7hUC3R
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv2K2BYj0A
御天：我，我。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zrJbAUFNA
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZKbT2HG6K
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEJ0rLJoQM
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDDi7vuQUA
御天：……QAQ61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCBrYbd4KR
公子：好了，那就出发吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WmOXyye5I
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLxQ6Pbm6H
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50fcy3LvfG
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6DF0A1pRZ
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSPaXoix3B
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLryAIsk1V
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSatZfpISK
御天：……QAQ61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOxhTvDyxB
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBx91utgpJ
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFEP4M32DV
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSagMfcGpfF
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZb3OKN0vs
御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QjoaUQEVo
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSyGW4o687
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk13MQFyVUv
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2G145ZwaUy
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxG3FyiWOOk
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5qZX8IkJI
御天：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kO5AsKct6
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWADxiFm5u
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SrYC9joM2
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYu9NB8L8WT
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurCFqjGFZh
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooaeJ3F8Eh
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLU3M3m5A9
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN54QNUYVz2
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPGjAH6sqt
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoxhWyv2qo
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0WJY53yRp
（佣兵团频道内）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpMOT5PCxt
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12NJ5ygwJK
众人：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52A4WqoITj
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQLAxlsM1I
千里：就是。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQnczMsf99
众人：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcL2H1ZDrT
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZifrGE5fmZ
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIKo170iUM
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY2dDozqaV
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR80QwrqJd
御天：靠！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNw9DPahXc
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEF3DJg3W3
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqIMEzzp4A
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrptBjamBpQ
剑鬼：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSBlk1Rxp7
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSGjGJHQ4G
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmj6CiGRJPg
众人：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGedeyBPfH1
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcysTnxT070
剑鬼：任务怎么接？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQmkntyIpe
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBpjYpZwJX
战无伤：是指那个吗？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQLqKohukX
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6rJjuTpsg
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6gxKc3DT4
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm19TjLXnV
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsuRFjpk3I
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliK05Xm2W0
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWwpoYj4zb
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTAVYL8nH2
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcclU73Sk2i
剑鬼：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2bf0DGQHK
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0JKbL1lhV
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAPEQSSa4C
战无伤：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgo4gHzrr6
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpybdRtqOS
佑哥：擦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJN5xaijtHx
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODCI4kbmvl
佑哥：再去试试看呗。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqKwdyyank
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ooCoKcjch
剑鬼：情人节任务……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa28D6tdYU
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqc7538qzk
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQaLrYMwq0
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgZYL3gMVH
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNUOJJXxqt
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7KNlDXRRL
61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Hy8UTUw32
剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tnOZXAS40
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OelK6MbcV
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjI4xzuWIw
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzZmjFJWi0
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiFghIg4kv
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMqBIrh01m
佑哥&剑鬼：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxF83ZotikB
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfWZoADRrH
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAq7xdmFeh
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbZhxXeXz6
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6KtpTmtFN
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4N7su9UmN
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaptnMiofr3
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwg7XdTkWK
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1hF1FJMeC
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSN6SGSJkxw
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRCpBLaDiM
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIaj5mkznY
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv9wfN3Qto
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnesukRIi7
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhowwoO6XX2
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChEcka6r9f
公子：和千里做的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuPfKvBaHk
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpEPv8DUF4
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArGCSSuRTg
战无伤：靠！无耻！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT93Z1i6Zmo
（N个城外的某个角落）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemlvSccgs3
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoofHBKptKC
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9df7Ac5R7
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdCEwZWdL9
御天：那就滚远点！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBiEmy8vaR
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* 补充：61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM5CvMIgq7
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSguwonX0Br
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb19G4b9ZXG
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqMtyyrfjE
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CGANMPN8a
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgQQudpIQu
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QdFVRYn81
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxRdlqDvDK
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5XkzLkjXl
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMms1XIqd7U
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIYTh3bZdi
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3VhupZSJJ
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjRZZe2uyU
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HIZwLjZOA
佑哥：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLC9n2qjbF
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa3CEGR0MN
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御天：QAQ61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPofFieAmdw
战无伤：怎么了？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6SmcoWT22
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJTpHnegzr
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E7l8gqNxi
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwXTDiaxsI
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwKDCZhaRg
御天：家里的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPhXeZH2Ac
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZZzT9bbZs
御天：对啊，我也不想的！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSpDRG8M3Z
战无伤：[蜡烛]61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MyZpa0bO5
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御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT3imJMJDm
战无伤：他又怎么你了？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPj6eUiliI
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEOsnXZ9ti
战无伤：[蜡烛]61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTwyXzLpjV
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClkSmTNusU
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLfuqnJoaL
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5ELnJmnuv
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvFS4FShFI
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpKuzXJVdh
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6LCYhjf7E
小雷：嗯嗯。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCXaQb5sMK
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmGTg95ARg
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoISxLTFJgu
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJcWg5WZq8
千里突然有了深深的危机感。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSo1YAxdN1
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzgCHmXir4
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZlS2ufkfL
佑哥：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGqaOTnJO3
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwFIOLYNt6
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksAkpg2p88
佑哥：……这是啥？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnYlk9oWLu
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmTuJcBcuF
佑哥：……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRDGLO1Xg9
众人突然有了深深的危机感。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGHsvQlX2f
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbUL8dsfqU
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrZEPiQVLA
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE6XwKkjnt
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgAH6nRqri
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrCkcQlIc2
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnxAA1flwr
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN92cbXSJ5H
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiHZvXYmvg
以上~61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx3Iz2QnGB
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