1、假设御天迷路了,然后遇到了漂流。60Please respect copyright.PENANAVA2KrIIZHF
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漂流:又迷路了吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANApzIFJ383bz
御天:切,我只是在闲逛,你滚远点,风景里有你都变差了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAp1TyubxJrX
漂流:要去哪儿啊,我送你去呗。60Please respect copyright.PENANAw7Sib6xT3C
御天:都说了你滚滚滚滚滚!60Please respect copyright.PENANABbYblUfnCr
漂流笑而不语,一会儿道:我跟剑鬼消息了,他说你们在小雷酒馆集合,这都差了大半个城了,你怎么能迷到这儿来的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgv6s1EQ6Gb
御天:要你管!我跟公子要卷轴过去。60Please respect copyright.PENANAOj8gndoGEc
公子(消息):卷轴5000金。60Please respect copyright.PENANADVviptr5Z2
御天:QAQ60Please respect copyright.PENANAO9gIHxEb31
漂流:你看,所以说还是我送你过去吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANA6yKooUBPfJ
左手&右手一齐点头。60Please respect copyright.PENANA0rIrBpeRIm
漂流:今天的风景挺好的,我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了,也不差再晚一点。60Please respect copyright.PENANArQPr1VbCco
御天:……你他妈走就走!拉我手算什么!给我放开!60Please respect copyright.PENANAunoc5qBFvv
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2、有一天,大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。60Please respect copyright.PENANAdMBttDBkXd
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公子:小雷,这酒不错,再来两杯。60Please respect copyright.PENANAYK1Amxlcdw
小雷:好~60Please respect copyright.PENANALKG9ZuoSzl
御天:公子好像已经喝了好几杯了,怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗?60Please respect copyright.PENANAVONeGNYBz6
战无伤:这是大人的爱好,小孩子你就不懂了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAHd2Y29CVlt
御天:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANASe3X9nmZT2
佑哥:不过公子喝了那么多……我算算,大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANArcHlfG2PfG
战无伤:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANApErZqamKfS
剑鬼:重要的是,待会儿我们好像有任务,他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗?60Please respect copyright.PENANAtFAg0bDug8
众人:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANAIzlUQgQkeA
公子已醉,面色红润,东倒西歪。60Please respect copyright.PENANANS9YCjPyRY
佑哥:那个,要不谁来阻止一下他?(小声)反正我是不敢……60Please respect copyright.PENANARVoiz1MMT1
战无伤&御天:我也……60Please respect copyright.PENANARYDvUyHe3S
剑鬼笑而不语。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8DyJujUd1z
千里:一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊,我来!60Please respect copyright.PENANAziAS5q4kKt
众人:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANAGQLBwUmqmH
千里(一把夺走公子手中的酒杯):公子,别喝了,要做正经事,赶紧的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAhbI2PXzJqH
公子(媚眼瞪来,看似秋波暗送,实为横眉冷对):还来。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8NryfRBggC
千里:别喝了,这都几点了,做完任务我还赶着下线呢。60Please respect copyright.PENANAw4gRGhqIof
众人:切~60Please respect copyright.PENANAbFHSYYSVDT
公子(不断往千里身上靠,伸手去捞酒杯):还来。60Please respect copyright.PENANAENhTpk1QSa
千里(慌乱状):喂,你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去,下去。60Please respect copyright.PENANAGP0qEidL6U
公子(整个人都坐到了千里的身上,蹭来蹭去):还来。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5d9BzE61na
千里:擦!你们别光顾着看,帮忙啊!60Please respect copyright.PENANAuGL0jYj74J
众人:你爷们你自己搞定。60Please respect copyright.PENANAYzpcXaFgQq
千里分身无术,只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAAEpb69w5HH
千里:好了好了,走了走了,做任务去。60Please respect copyright.PENANA0GL8vWSf7i
公子:嗯?这里好像有酒的味道,是藏在这里了嘛?(摸着千里的唇)60Please respect copyright.PENANAH02Bspg7gr
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边,战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。60Please respect copyright.PENANAHSpUtUPW47
御天:干嘛蒙住我,我要看,我要看。60Please respect copyright.PENANALDa8tmC16p
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个,千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。60Please respect copyright.PENANAqh1fQUm2lv
系统:您的心跳过快,为了您的身体健康,系统将在十秒后强制离线,现在开始倒计时,十,九……60Please respect copyright.PENANA4qwEnr4TLr
于是只见白光一闪,千里从酒馆消失了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAP2SMBTEK0p
公子:切,怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。60Please respect copyright.PENANA32yfgr8pA1
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3、和漂流一起做任务。60Please respect copyright.PENANAH9QJvHGa2z
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御天:为什么这个家伙会在这里!!!60Please respect copyright.PENANAh0gwioc8md
剑鬼:咳,漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。60Please respect copyright.PENANATDhbnYbI7i
御天:强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍!他一定是来当奸细的!奸细!60Please respect copyright.PENANAdMwqN88cmg
剑鬼:好了,我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUHrZzJSBBx
御天:……QAQ(被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛)60Please respect copyright.PENANAT4RuLMuctp
公子:这一次的任务是千里弄来的,啧,又是一个越级的奇葩任务,线索也不是很明确。60Please respect copyright.PENANAEKz71f0zRD
千里:嘿嘿。60Please respect copyright.PENANAjEesQ4egvr
公子:首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟,根据任务提示,里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下,随时在频道里报告情况。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8mhhdx2w2s
千里&剑鬼:好。60Please respect copyright.PENANAhmlI0UmWEP
公子:接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言,那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下,找一下有没有入口。60Please respect copyright.PENANADs2fdczeDA
佑哥:包在我身上了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAaFJ7XwCVqO
公子:然后是那个强盗寨子,剩下还有谁?60Please respect copyright.PENANACl772h40JX
御天:我,我。60Please respect copyright.PENANALvGP23zpdq
公子:嗯,那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去,右手和我留在城里做接应。60Please respect copyright.PENANAfn37jGki0R
御天:我反对!我不要和这个家伙一起行动!60Please respect copyright.PENANAc5oNT14pcp
公子:反对无效,你能自己找到寨子的位置吗?60Please respect copyright.PENANAEL8AB38uIU
御天:……QAQ60Please respect copyright.PENANA0chloouBha
公子:好了,那就出发吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANAInTNEFHfWE
公子掏出卷轴,白光一闪,众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了,随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8tdaZJX86o
御天:公子,可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼,战无伤跟着你,让右手和那家伙去寨子,反正他们三个人经常一起行动。60Please respect copyright.PENANAnuGPkKPRsI
战无伤:我去!我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗,别跟我抢啊。60Please respect copyright.PENANAPvENDDFbTZ
公子:漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道,联络起来不方便。60Please respect copyright.PENANAzr5roK6xaR
御天:那,那我就跟战无伤换,让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAtf38IdaeBt
佑哥:别啊,带你去,到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……60Please respect copyright.PENANA4mQJq4tl7X
御天:……QAQ60Please respect copyright.PENANAF3PoUA1rBt
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAhZXCoVwywB
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。60Please respect copyright.PENANAuUTcGDshiZ
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御天:……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗?60Please respect copyright.PENANA2xwLP4eJPw
漂流:这里的NPC比较特殊,都是强盗,指不定一见面就直接化身开怪,所以我们要先观察一下。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5qhC6tGUjx
御天:那左手为什么不来埋伏?60Please respect copyright.PENANA2RCwSAkLKM
漂流:全部都埋伏了,就没有人和NPC说话了啊。60Please respect copyright.PENANA2NPRQ65cSB
御天:我可以去,你和左手埋伏观察好了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAtXRbAA0Ogu
漂流:可是那样的话我会不放心啊。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4bVi3fcgci
御天:……60Please respect copyright.PENANA0lyvlmaOMC
左手和第一个NPC说话,没有被砍。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5a9HjgC91o
御天:好像没什么危险,要么我们也出去吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANABGUiCVgMPN
漂流:不好说,等等再看看。60Please respect copyright.PENANAwZRgRCtIeL
左手和第二个NPC说话,还是没有被砍。60Please respect copyright.PENANAz0kO4WUVTC
御天:好像真没什么危险,我说你是不是太胆小了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAapqVn9h8F7
漂流:不是胆小是谨慎。60Please respect copyright.PENANAmEGsu28zMg
左手和第三个NPC说话,依旧没有被砍。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgpQXZlae7b
御天:好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿!你敢吃我豆腐!60Please respect copyright.PENANA1lwsPqZBG0
漂流:我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻,帮你揉一揉。乖~60Please respect copyright.PENANAM3U2bMiEbh
御天:滚!蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊!60Please respect copyright.PENANAmZoGcxVqqW
(佣兵团频道内)60Please respect copyright.PENANAqGIqWUmXiQ
御天:我抗议!我正在被那个家伙性骚扰!QAQ60Please respect copyright.PENANAfMliO5ifxQ
众人:……60Please respect copyright.PENANAZLxXLmn557
公子:啧,漂流眼光真差。60Please respect copyright.PENANAOSwbPKjNX7
千里:就是。60Please respect copyright.PENANAeHT5cHBQIw
众人:……60Please respect copyright.PENANAmdWXmf6nqX
御天:靠!你们这对狗男男。60Please respect copyright.PENANApEFKV3sePX
御天决定自救,遂掏出家伙对着漂流。60Please respect copyright.PENANAasZayV5VLY
御天:信不信我现在就砍了你。60Please respect copyright.PENANA2ndk6YLPCR
漂流:距离太近了,你射不到我的。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5UnWfJ1jWE
御天:靠!60Please respect copyright.PENANACZehhXQJcH
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节,游戏里也举办了活动。60Please respect copyright.PENANAHz4za7r1xR
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剑鬼:系统通知都收到了吗?情人节貌似有特殊任务。60Please respect copyright.PENANAxksHcQ28l7
战无伤:情人节任务关你什么事,你连对象都没有。60Please respect copyright.PENANAV1TYvucGmU
剑鬼:……60Please respect copyright.PENANAWThIkhIRRa
佑哥:根据我的情报,貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务,还有单身的任务。60Please respect copyright.PENANA6FCpFMjCPI
御天:啧,你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧,我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务,哈哈。60Please respect copyright.PENANAdD5bU2hPV3
众人:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANAbb7jPLKh7V
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了,剩下的三人结伴来到街上,打算去接任务。60Please respect copyright.PENANALmh3VmJSgP
剑鬼:任务怎么接?60Please respect copyright.PENANA0Z9A96ptoj
佑哥:听说是找城里的NPC接,具体还没有打听到,但听说一看就明白。60Please respect copyright.PENANAtWsNGdoQMt
战无伤:是指那个吗?60Please respect copyright.PENANAJcSDyCVC3J
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵,只是与平时不同的是,几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。60Please respect copyright.PENANAhxEx1g2idP
佑哥:大概……走过去看看。60Please respect copyright.PENANAsTRMfiZy1q
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。60Please respect copyright.PENANArOtm6N6ank
剑鬼:情人节任务怎么接?60Please respect copyright.PENANAnUlxuCrmHu
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!拿好这根火柴,去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员,我在这里等你消息。60Please respect copyright.PENANAWJCMWD621j
系统:是否接收道具“光棍之棍”?60Please respect copyright.PENANA4Rh1Xu0uNq
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。60Please respect copyright.PENANA23QzQ2Qkuv
战无伤:怎么样怎么样,我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西?武器?加什么的?啧,一上来就发东西,真大方啊。60Please respect copyright.PENANA1LR16ytzuz
剑鬼:……60Please respect copyright.PENANAox5jQ9mkfS
战无伤:嘿嘿,我也去领一个,你们等着。60Please respect copyright.PENANA2hXKgcZ37r
过了一会儿,战无伤领好任务回来了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAB8vSTNXJEa
战无伤:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANAHuCCHXQrK5
过了一会儿,佑哥也领好任务回来了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAuGnBe0d17X
佑哥:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANAKJI8YWlVBe
剑鬼:不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别?60Please respect copyright.PENANAjwZQb6AnU5
佑哥:再去试试看呗。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5cJt0jd0Tk
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。60Please respect copyright.PENANAy3yhGUvIse
剑鬼:情人节任务……60Please respect copyright.PENANAtlpIIXTB7N
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……咦?你是去死去死团的!!不要烧我啊!我没有女朋友!!60Please respect copyright.PENANASV8llSwfRy
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。60Please respect copyright.PENANAJjIm8ln9po
(与此同时,同城的另一个角落)60Please respect copyright.PENANAwpolgz86Q4
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看,我连礼物都买好了,是她一直想要的项链,你们可不可以帮我送去给她?这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了,上次买来被她嫌弃难看。60Please respect copyright.PENANAmEqlnmvdb6
系统:是否接收道具“情侣戒指”?60Please respect copyright.PENANA1jvOMTJVNt
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAGReLFbr8QC
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!干得好,你们真是去死去死团的楷模!这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品,里面的东西你应该用得上。60Please respect copyright.PENANAi88fg87mEo
三人打开礼盒后,发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUAmwP74JEb
佑哥:还真是普通的奖品啊,不过属性还不错。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4NYl31UFAS
剑鬼:我这个没什么用,还没有我现在用的那个属性好。60Please respect copyright.PENANAJuSG2R3hhW
战无伤:奖品算什么,烧情侣才是重点。60Please respect copyright.PENANAuNimhAPnWV
佑哥&剑鬼:……60Please respect copyright.PENANAmAYbNqwHdf
这时,三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgT0pXJ9kMN
佑哥:哎,御天,情侣任务的奖品是什么啊?60Please respect copyright.PENANANbWe5vaW44
御天:…………………………漂流在哪里!!让我烧了他!!60Please respect copyright.PENANA8P2pGGYHv9
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAaAA13CJoMA
佑哥:御天怎么了?吃火药了?60Please respect copyright.PENANA3H4AD2ql99
公子:他只是被漂流坑了,不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。60Please respect copyright.PENANAH4iaMh6NmM
佑哥:这样哦。哎哎?公子你来了?咦?千里也在。60Please respect copyright.PENANAPFz8obclhl
公子:想知道情侣任务的奖品?60Please respect copyright.PENANApSTKN3Paie
佑哥:是呀,是呀,公子你知道。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4NYPWvsUJP
公子:就是这么个玩意儿。60Please respect copyright.PENANAW4z7briSIp
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指,随意地扔在众人面前。60Please respect copyright.PENANAuQEhgSy32S
佑哥:我看看。情侣戒指,任务物品,不可交易,火法抗性+20%!60Please respect copyright.PENANAR4WqquKiob
剑鬼:数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANA99nx0MHYUq
公子:活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的,任务完成后可以永久持有。60Please respect copyright.PENANARDbVjIT2bg
战无伤:等等!公子你和谁一起做的任务!难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子!这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgy5KbqfC4z
公子:和千里做的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAlad9VHKuBg
战无伤:原来是和千里做的啊……神马!和千里!男人也行!60Please respect copyright.PENANAHxryXq1p8E
公子:谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。60Please respect copyright.PENANA2Xy9Rrbx7F
战无伤:靠!无耻!60Please respect copyright.PENANACd3lDnywfZ
(N个城外的某个角落)60Please respect copyright.PENANAcChzSPpGPE
漂流:我说,你总是这么追杀我,我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了,任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。60Please respect copyright.PENANAl8ok5iYSWD
御天:去死吧!谁要跟你完成情侣任务!完成不了最好!去死去死去死!!!!60Please respect copyright.PENANAynZAspGAYk
漂流:都说了这么近你射不到我的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAGyV193E2V3
御天:那就滚远点!60Please respect copyright.PENANAewguCIMXH2
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* 补充:60Please respect copyright.PENANALyWKAB8Rix
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC:60Please respect copyright.PENANAAUvgSKVwYf
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦,我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说,他们是去死去死团的,我怕我会被烧掉。60Please respect copyright.PENANAzSpqbB5W3X
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC:60Please respect copyright.PENANAwxqnXkAtXD
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!神马!你们是情侣!烧掉!!(受到卫兵火法攻击,不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的,记得带好就不会挂。)60Please respect copyright.PENANAN3HpltKFsw
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友:60Please respect copyright.PENANAWDe3g4lBt5
看起来貌似找到就可以了,不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后,女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西,但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4thXOmrOt1
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。60Please respect copyright.PENANApYIuMtmh0R
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妹子:哎?你真的是佑哥?那个无所不知的佑哥?(星星眼)60Please respect copyright.PENANACIPNfxifWa
佑哥:是啊,你有什么想知道的尽管问我。(自豪状)60Please respect copyright.PENANASyikkf4BiT
妹子:那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受!我纠结这个问题好多年了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAAiXPzBU2lD
佑哥:额,公子和剑鬼?不是啊,公子和千里才是一对。咦?妹子你要去哪里?等等我呗〜60Please respect copyright.PENANAEtUCjKLFat
妹子:小晴!我的CP被拆了!酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对!我的双鬼啊!60Please respect copyright.PENANA49dJsfXkDM
小晴:哦,我无所谓啦,反正我是公子总受派的。60Please respect copyright.PENANABLUTfe4y1e
佑哥:……60Please respect copyright.PENANAk0nis138NM
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7、有一天,御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。(私设)60Please respect copyright.PENANA37fxWX0fm3
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御天:QAQ60Please respect copyright.PENANATX074jtjVm
战无伤:怎么了?60Please respect copyright.PENANA6kKosRwxYR
御天:我今天遇到漂流了。60Please respect copyright.PENANA32bW7iNwVy
战无伤:你不是天天都遇到他么。60Please respect copyright.PENANAfHmUHbXCUy
御天:不是说游戏里,是在电梯里遇到的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAErpyRxsNw4
战无伤:哪儿的电梯?60Please respect copyright.PENANALVKry2JPyS
御天:家里的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAyhKMySM19J
战无伤:哟,你们还是邻居啊?60Please respect copyright.PENANArKwGk1hi83
御天:对啊,我也不想的!60Please respect copyright.PENANAPUs68pr7Nv
战无伤:[蜡烛]60Please respect copyright.PENANAiM7nqGA3u1
(过了几天)60Please respect copyright.PENANApWIJvneXOR
御天:漂流你给我滚出来!有种你跟我单挑!60Please respect copyright.PENANACWpfIRKI6R
战无伤:他又怎么你了?60Please respect copyright.PENANApX0H50cb3F
御天:他守我电梯!现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼,真是生不如死!60Please respect copyright.PENANA32NXDG97PK
战无伤:[蜡烛]60Please respect copyright.PENANAckgiVpP18L
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUL52w2bcx7
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小雷:公子,这是我新弄的酒,系统酒馆都没得卖呢。60Please respect copyright.PENANAiCEaSO6C9o
公子:哦?不错,来一杯尝尝。60Please respect copyright.PENANAkl4SNqQmpr
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来,然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUUlsZS6pCp
小雷:怎么样?还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感,所以特地配的。60Please respect copyright.PENANA39JQldqqFD
公子:嗯,不错,知我者小雷也。60Please respect copyright.PENANAKh7D1PZe5u
小雷:嗯嗯。60Please respect copyright.PENANAMjTL9KWyEX
公子:小雷,我突然发现,你才是我生命中最重要的人。60Please respect copyright.PENANAm2T0Ha7yc5
小雷:公子!(泪花闪闪感动状)60Please respect copyright.PENANA7gYyybbw8b
公子:小雷!(泪花闪闪感动状)60Please respect copyright.PENANA4eqrp1bEA1
千里突然有了深深的危机感。60Please respect copyright.PENANASzd8gNrfI0
佑哥:嘿嘿,新酒不错啊,小雷也给我们上一份吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANAo07uo6TVBL
小雷:你们?哦,做这个酒挺费时间的,我做了好几天才做出几杯,都要留着给公子呢。60Please respect copyright.PENANAF5LiJCijj2
佑哥:……60Please respect copyright.PENANArExnXt0AHa
小雷:不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAxb6Do1tqNn
过了一会儿,小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体,一人一杯地放在众人的面前。60Please respect copyright.PENANA7SzK0DZVOe
佑哥:……这是啥?60Please respect copyright.PENANAVhHwsGj6Ls
小雷:研究过程中的副产品,看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵,倒掉怪浪费的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAadqplxSr9T
佑哥:……60Please respect copyright.PENANA6rDw7Vze5T
众人突然有了深深的危机感。60Please respect copyright.PENANAaQ7L7zRHX8
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FREETALK60Please respect copyright.PENANAOeGTx0EK2x
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。60Please respect copyright.PENANAin2li28awa
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补,并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。60Please respect copyright.PENANA84M9TseZQb
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流,直到他黑掉,我惊悚脸啊!御天也非常可爱,每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子,我于是便当机立断这是一对XD(神马逻辑!)。60Please respect copyright.PENANA0vH4BBKayk
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型,智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山,我都会很YY地想着,公子你果然不愧是贤内助。60Please respect copyright.PENANAlpPD8F7VmA
然后是御天和战无伤,万年泡妞无果二人组,这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~60Please respect copyright.PENANASL3hQHj1RF
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子!所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木,于是笑而不语。60Please respect copyright.PENANA91w52oY2yM
至于佑哥的话,情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦(不对!)60Please respect copyright.PENANAvC0gBb6HVh
总之,如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~60Please respect copyright.PENANAXK54r6L4xc
以上~60Please respect copyright.PENANA5oxrzBx38y
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漂流:又迷路了吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANApzIFJ383bz
御天:切,我只是在闲逛,你滚远点,风景里有你都变差了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAp1TyubxJrX
漂流:要去哪儿啊,我送你去呗。60Please respect copyright.PENANAw7Sib6xT3C
御天:都说了你滚滚滚滚滚!60Please respect copyright.PENANABbYblUfnCr
漂流笑而不语,一会儿道:我跟剑鬼消息了,他说你们在小雷酒馆集合,这都差了大半个城了,你怎么能迷到这儿来的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgv6s1EQ6Gb
御天:要你管!我跟公子要卷轴过去。60Please respect copyright.PENANAOj8gndoGEc
公子(消息):卷轴5000金。60Please respect copyright.PENANADVviptr5Z2
御天:QAQ60Please respect copyright.PENANAO9gIHxEb31
漂流:你看,所以说还是我送你过去吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANA6yKooUBPfJ
左手&右手一齐点头。60Please respect copyright.PENANA0rIrBpeRIm
漂流:今天的风景挺好的,我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了,也不差再晚一点。60Please respect copyright.PENANArQPr1VbCco
御天:……你他妈走就走!拉我手算什么!给我放开!60Please respect copyright.PENANAunoc5qBFvv
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2、有一天,大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。60Please respect copyright.PENANAdMBttDBkXd
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公子:小雷,这酒不错,再来两杯。60Please respect copyright.PENANAYK1Amxlcdw
小雷:好~60Please respect copyright.PENANALKG9ZuoSzl
御天:公子好像已经喝了好几杯了,怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗?60Please respect copyright.PENANAVONeGNYBz6
战无伤:这是大人的爱好,小孩子你就不懂了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAHd2Y29CVlt
御天:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANASe3X9nmZT2
佑哥:不过公子喝了那么多……我算算,大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANArcHlfG2PfG
战无伤:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANApErZqamKfS
剑鬼:重要的是,待会儿我们好像有任务,他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗?60Please respect copyright.PENANAtFAg0bDug8
众人:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANAIzlUQgQkeA
公子已醉,面色红润,东倒西歪。60Please respect copyright.PENANANS9YCjPyRY
佑哥:那个,要不谁来阻止一下他?(小声)反正我是不敢……60Please respect copyright.PENANARVoiz1MMT1
战无伤&御天:我也……60Please respect copyright.PENANARYDvUyHe3S
剑鬼笑而不语。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8DyJujUd1z
千里:一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊,我来!60Please respect copyright.PENANAziAS5q4kKt
众人:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANAGQLBwUmqmH
千里(一把夺走公子手中的酒杯):公子,别喝了,要做正经事,赶紧的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAhbI2PXzJqH
公子(媚眼瞪来,看似秋波暗送,实为横眉冷对):还来。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8NryfRBggC
千里:别喝了,这都几点了,做完任务我还赶着下线呢。60Please respect copyright.PENANAw4gRGhqIof
众人:切~60Please respect copyright.PENANAbFHSYYSVDT
公子(不断往千里身上靠,伸手去捞酒杯):还来。60Please respect copyright.PENANAENhTpk1QSa
千里(慌乱状):喂,你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去,下去。60Please respect copyright.PENANAGP0qEidL6U
公子(整个人都坐到了千里的身上,蹭来蹭去):还来。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5d9BzE61na
千里:擦!你们别光顾着看,帮忙啊!60Please respect copyright.PENANAuGL0jYj74J
众人:你爷们你自己搞定。60Please respect copyright.PENANAYzpcXaFgQq
千里分身无术,只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAAEpb69w5HH
千里:好了好了,走了走了,做任务去。60Please respect copyright.PENANA0GL8vWSf7i
公子:嗯?这里好像有酒的味道,是藏在这里了嘛?(摸着千里的唇)60Please respect copyright.PENANAH02Bspg7gr
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边,战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。60Please respect copyright.PENANAHSpUtUPW47
御天:干嘛蒙住我,我要看,我要看。60Please respect copyright.PENANALDa8tmC16p
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个,千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。60Please respect copyright.PENANAqh1fQUm2lv
系统:您的心跳过快,为了您的身体健康,系统将在十秒后强制离线,现在开始倒计时,十,九……60Please respect copyright.PENANA4qwEnr4TLr
于是只见白光一闪,千里从酒馆消失了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAP2SMBTEK0p
公子:切,怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。60Please respect copyright.PENANA32yfgr8pA1
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3、和漂流一起做任务。60Please respect copyright.PENANAH9QJvHGa2z
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御天:为什么这个家伙会在这里!!!60Please respect copyright.PENANAh0gwioc8md
剑鬼:咳,漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。60Please respect copyright.PENANATDhbnYbI7i
御天:强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍!他一定是来当奸细的!奸细!60Please respect copyright.PENANAdMwqN88cmg
剑鬼:好了,我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUHrZzJSBBx
御天:……QAQ(被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛)60Please respect copyright.PENANAT4RuLMuctp
公子:这一次的任务是千里弄来的,啧,又是一个越级的奇葩任务,线索也不是很明确。60Please respect copyright.PENANAEKz71f0zRD
千里:嘿嘿。60Please respect copyright.PENANAjEesQ4egvr
公子:首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟,根据任务提示,里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下,随时在频道里报告情况。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8mhhdx2w2s
千里&剑鬼:好。60Please respect copyright.PENANAhmlI0UmWEP
公子:接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言,那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下,找一下有没有入口。60Please respect copyright.PENANADs2fdczeDA
佑哥:包在我身上了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAaFJ7XwCVqO
公子:然后是那个强盗寨子,剩下还有谁?60Please respect copyright.PENANACl772h40JX
御天:我,我。60Please respect copyright.PENANALvGP23zpdq
公子:嗯,那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去,右手和我留在城里做接应。60Please respect copyright.PENANAfn37jGki0R
御天:我反对!我不要和这个家伙一起行动!60Please respect copyright.PENANAc5oNT14pcp
公子:反对无效,你能自己找到寨子的位置吗?60Please respect copyright.PENANAEL8AB38uIU
御天:……QAQ60Please respect copyright.PENANA0chloouBha
公子:好了,那就出发吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANAInTNEFHfWE
公子掏出卷轴,白光一闪,众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了,随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。60Please respect copyright.PENANA8tdaZJX86o
御天:公子,可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼,战无伤跟着你,让右手和那家伙去寨子,反正他们三个人经常一起行动。60Please respect copyright.PENANAnuGPkKPRsI
战无伤:我去!我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗,别跟我抢啊。60Please respect copyright.PENANAPvENDDFbTZ
公子:漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道,联络起来不方便。60Please respect copyright.PENANAzr5roK6xaR
御天:那,那我就跟战无伤换,让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAtf38IdaeBt
佑哥:别啊,带你去,到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……60Please respect copyright.PENANA4mQJq4tl7X
御天:……QAQ60Please respect copyright.PENANAF3PoUA1rBt
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAhZXCoVwywB
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。60Please respect copyright.PENANAuUTcGDshiZ
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御天:……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗?60Please respect copyright.PENANA2xwLP4eJPw
漂流:这里的NPC比较特殊,都是强盗,指不定一见面就直接化身开怪,所以我们要先观察一下。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5qhC6tGUjx
御天:那左手为什么不来埋伏?60Please respect copyright.PENANA2RCwSAkLKM
漂流:全部都埋伏了,就没有人和NPC说话了啊。60Please respect copyright.PENANA2NPRQ65cSB
御天:我可以去,你和左手埋伏观察好了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAtXRbAA0Ogu
漂流:可是那样的话我会不放心啊。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4bVi3fcgci
御天:……60Please respect copyright.PENANA0lyvlmaOMC
左手和第一个NPC说话,没有被砍。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5a9HjgC91o
御天:好像没什么危险,要么我们也出去吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANABGUiCVgMPN
漂流:不好说,等等再看看。60Please respect copyright.PENANAwZRgRCtIeL
左手和第二个NPC说话,还是没有被砍。60Please respect copyright.PENANAz0kO4WUVTC
御天:好像真没什么危险,我说你是不是太胆小了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAapqVn9h8F7
漂流:不是胆小是谨慎。60Please respect copyright.PENANAmEGsu28zMg
左手和第三个NPC说话,依旧没有被砍。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgpQXZlae7b
御天:好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿!你敢吃我豆腐!60Please respect copyright.PENANA1lwsPqZBG0
漂流:我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻,帮你揉一揉。乖~60Please respect copyright.PENANAM3U2bMiEbh
御天:滚!蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊!60Please respect copyright.PENANAmZoGcxVqqW
(佣兵团频道内)60Please respect copyright.PENANAqGIqWUmXiQ
御天:我抗议!我正在被那个家伙性骚扰!QAQ60Please respect copyright.PENANAfMliO5ifxQ
众人:……60Please respect copyright.PENANAZLxXLmn557
公子:啧,漂流眼光真差。60Please respect copyright.PENANAOSwbPKjNX7
千里:就是。60Please respect copyright.PENANAeHT5cHBQIw
众人:……60Please respect copyright.PENANAmdWXmf6nqX
御天:靠!你们这对狗男男。60Please respect copyright.PENANApEFKV3sePX
御天决定自救,遂掏出家伙对着漂流。60Please respect copyright.PENANAasZayV5VLY
御天:信不信我现在就砍了你。60Please respect copyright.PENANA2ndk6YLPCR
漂流:距离太近了,你射不到我的。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5UnWfJ1jWE
御天:靠!60Please respect copyright.PENANACZehhXQJcH
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节,游戏里也举办了活动。60Please respect copyright.PENANAHz4za7r1xR
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剑鬼:系统通知都收到了吗?情人节貌似有特殊任务。60Please respect copyright.PENANAxksHcQ28l7
战无伤:情人节任务关你什么事,你连对象都没有。60Please respect copyright.PENANAV1TYvucGmU
剑鬼:……60Please respect copyright.PENANAWThIkhIRRa
佑哥:根据我的情报,貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务,还有单身的任务。60Please respect copyright.PENANA6FCpFMjCPI
御天:啧,你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧,我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务,哈哈。60Please respect copyright.PENANAdD5bU2hPV3
众人:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANAbb7jPLKh7V
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了,剩下的三人结伴来到街上,打算去接任务。60Please respect copyright.PENANALmh3VmJSgP
剑鬼:任务怎么接?60Please respect copyright.PENANA0Z9A96ptoj
佑哥:听说是找城里的NPC接,具体还没有打听到,但听说一看就明白。60Please respect copyright.PENANAtWsNGdoQMt
战无伤:是指那个吗?60Please respect copyright.PENANAJcSDyCVC3J
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵,只是与平时不同的是,几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。60Please respect copyright.PENANAhxEx1g2idP
佑哥:大概……走过去看看。60Please respect copyright.PENANAsTRMfiZy1q
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。60Please respect copyright.PENANArOtm6N6ank
剑鬼:情人节任务怎么接?60Please respect copyright.PENANAnUlxuCrmHu
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!拿好这根火柴,去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员,我在这里等你消息。60Please respect copyright.PENANAWJCMWD621j
系统:是否接收道具“光棍之棍”?60Please respect copyright.PENANA4Rh1Xu0uNq
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。60Please respect copyright.PENANA23QzQ2Qkuv
战无伤:怎么样怎么样,我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西?武器?加什么的?啧,一上来就发东西,真大方啊。60Please respect copyright.PENANA1LR16ytzuz
剑鬼:……60Please respect copyright.PENANAox5jQ9mkfS
战无伤:嘿嘿,我也去领一个,你们等着。60Please respect copyright.PENANA2hXKgcZ37r
过了一会儿,战无伤领好任务回来了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAB8vSTNXJEa
战无伤:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANAHuCCHXQrK5
过了一会儿,佑哥也领好任务回来了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAuGnBe0d17X
佑哥:擦!60Please respect copyright.PENANAKJI8YWlVBe
剑鬼:不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别?60Please respect copyright.PENANAjwZQb6AnU5
佑哥:再去试试看呗。60Please respect copyright.PENANA5cJt0jd0Tk
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。60Please respect copyright.PENANAy3yhGUvIse
剑鬼:情人节任务……60Please respect copyright.PENANAtlpIIXTB7N
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……咦?你是去死去死团的!!不要烧我啊!我没有女朋友!!60Please respect copyright.PENANASV8llSwfRy
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。60Please respect copyright.PENANAJjIm8ln9po
(与此同时,同城的另一个角落)60Please respect copyright.PENANAwpolgz86Q4
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看,我连礼物都买好了,是她一直想要的项链,你们可不可以帮我送去给她?这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了,上次买来被她嫌弃难看。60Please respect copyright.PENANAmEqlnmvdb6
系统:是否接收道具“情侣戒指”?60Please respect copyright.PENANA1jvOMTJVNt
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAGReLFbr8QC
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!干得好,你们真是去死去死团的楷模!这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品,里面的东西你应该用得上。60Please respect copyright.PENANAi88fg87mEo
三人打开礼盒后,发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUAmwP74JEb
佑哥:还真是普通的奖品啊,不过属性还不错。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4NYl31UFAS
剑鬼:我这个没什么用,还没有我现在用的那个属性好。60Please respect copyright.PENANAJuSG2R3hhW
战无伤:奖品算什么,烧情侣才是重点。60Please respect copyright.PENANAuNimhAPnWV
佑哥&剑鬼:……60Please respect copyright.PENANAmAYbNqwHdf
这时,三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgT0pXJ9kMN
佑哥:哎,御天,情侣任务的奖品是什么啊?60Please respect copyright.PENANANbWe5vaW44
御天:…………………………漂流在哪里!!让我烧了他!!60Please respect copyright.PENANA8P2pGGYHv9
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAaAA13CJoMA
佑哥:御天怎么了?吃火药了?60Please respect copyright.PENANA3H4AD2ql99
公子:他只是被漂流坑了,不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。60Please respect copyright.PENANAH4iaMh6NmM
佑哥:这样哦。哎哎?公子你来了?咦?千里也在。60Please respect copyright.PENANAPFz8obclhl
公子:想知道情侣任务的奖品?60Please respect copyright.PENANApSTKN3Paie
佑哥:是呀,是呀,公子你知道。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4NYPWvsUJP
公子:就是这么个玩意儿。60Please respect copyright.PENANAW4z7briSIp
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指,随意地扔在众人面前。60Please respect copyright.PENANAuQEhgSy32S
佑哥:我看看。情侣戒指,任务物品,不可交易,火法抗性+20%!60Please respect copyright.PENANAR4WqquKiob
剑鬼:数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANA99nx0MHYUq
公子:活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的,任务完成后可以永久持有。60Please respect copyright.PENANARDbVjIT2bg
战无伤:等等!公子你和谁一起做的任务!难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子!这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。60Please respect copyright.PENANAgy5KbqfC4z
公子:和千里做的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAlad9VHKuBg
战无伤:原来是和千里做的啊……神马!和千里!男人也行!60Please respect copyright.PENANAHxryXq1p8E
公子:谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。60Please respect copyright.PENANA2Xy9Rrbx7F
战无伤:靠!无耻!60Please respect copyright.PENANACd3lDnywfZ
(N个城外的某个角落)60Please respect copyright.PENANAcChzSPpGPE
漂流:我说,你总是这么追杀我,我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了,任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。60Please respect copyright.PENANAl8ok5iYSWD
御天:去死吧!谁要跟你完成情侣任务!完成不了最好!去死去死去死!!!!60Please respect copyright.PENANAynZAspGAYk
漂流:都说了这么近你射不到我的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAGyV193E2V3
御天:那就滚远点!60Please respect copyright.PENANAewguCIMXH2
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* 补充:60Please respect copyright.PENANALyWKAB8Rix
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC:60Please respect copyright.PENANAAUvgSKVwYf
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦,我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说,他们是去死去死团的,我怕我会被烧掉。60Please respect copyright.PENANAzSpqbB5W3X
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC:60Please respect copyright.PENANAwxqnXkAtXD
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!神马!你们是情侣!烧掉!!(受到卫兵火法攻击,不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的,记得带好就不会挂。)60Please respect copyright.PENANAN3HpltKFsw
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友:60Please respect copyright.PENANAWDe3g4lBt5
看起来貌似找到就可以了,不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后,女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西,但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。60Please respect copyright.PENANA4thXOmrOt1
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。60Please respect copyright.PENANApYIuMtmh0R
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妹子:哎?你真的是佑哥?那个无所不知的佑哥?(星星眼)60Please respect copyright.PENANACIPNfxifWa
佑哥:是啊,你有什么想知道的尽管问我。(自豪状)60Please respect copyright.PENANASyikkf4BiT
妹子:那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受!我纠结这个问题好多年了。60Please respect copyright.PENANAAiXPzBU2lD
佑哥:额,公子和剑鬼?不是啊,公子和千里才是一对。咦?妹子你要去哪里?等等我呗〜60Please respect copyright.PENANAEtUCjKLFat
妹子:小晴!我的CP被拆了!酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对!我的双鬼啊!60Please respect copyright.PENANA49dJsfXkDM
小晴:哦,我无所谓啦,反正我是公子总受派的。60Please respect copyright.PENANABLUTfe4y1e
佑哥:……60Please respect copyright.PENANAk0nis138NM
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7、有一天,御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。(私设)60Please respect copyright.PENANA37fxWX0fm3
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御天:QAQ60Please respect copyright.PENANATX074jtjVm
战无伤:怎么了?60Please respect copyright.PENANA6kKosRwxYR
御天:我今天遇到漂流了。60Please respect copyright.PENANA32bW7iNwVy
战无伤:你不是天天都遇到他么。60Please respect copyright.PENANAfHmUHbXCUy
御天:不是说游戏里,是在电梯里遇到的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAErpyRxsNw4
战无伤:哪儿的电梯?60Please respect copyright.PENANALVKry2JPyS
御天:家里的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAyhKMySM19J
战无伤:哟,你们还是邻居啊?60Please respect copyright.PENANArKwGk1hi83
御天:对啊,我也不想的!60Please respect copyright.PENANAPUs68pr7Nv
战无伤:[蜡烛]60Please respect copyright.PENANAiM7nqGA3u1
(过了几天)60Please respect copyright.PENANApWIJvneXOR
御天:漂流你给我滚出来!有种你跟我单挑!60Please respect copyright.PENANACWpfIRKI6R
战无伤:他又怎么你了?60Please respect copyright.PENANApX0H50cb3F
御天:他守我电梯!现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼,真是生不如死!60Please respect copyright.PENANA32NXDG97PK
战无伤:[蜡烛]60Please respect copyright.PENANAckgiVpP18L
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUL52w2bcx7
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小雷:公子,这是我新弄的酒,系统酒馆都没得卖呢。60Please respect copyright.PENANAiCEaSO6C9o
公子:哦?不错,来一杯尝尝。60Please respect copyright.PENANAkl4SNqQmpr
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来,然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。60Please respect copyright.PENANAUUlsZS6pCp
小雷:怎么样?还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感,所以特地配的。60Please respect copyright.PENANA39JQldqqFD
公子:嗯,不错,知我者小雷也。60Please respect copyright.PENANAKh7D1PZe5u
小雷:嗯嗯。60Please respect copyright.PENANAMjTL9KWyEX
公子:小雷,我突然发现,你才是我生命中最重要的人。60Please respect copyright.PENANAm2T0Ha7yc5
小雷:公子!(泪花闪闪感动状)60Please respect copyright.PENANA7gYyybbw8b
公子:小雷!(泪花闪闪感动状)60Please respect copyright.PENANA4eqrp1bEA1
千里突然有了深深的危机感。60Please respect copyright.PENANASzd8gNrfI0
佑哥:嘿嘿,新酒不错啊,小雷也给我们上一份吧。60Please respect copyright.PENANAo07uo6TVBL
小雷:你们?哦,做这个酒挺费时间的,我做了好几天才做出几杯,都要留着给公子呢。60Please respect copyright.PENANAF5LiJCijj2
佑哥:……60Please respect copyright.PENANArExnXt0AHa
小雷:不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAxb6Do1tqNn
过了一会儿,小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体,一人一杯地放在众人的面前。60Please respect copyright.PENANA7SzK0DZVOe
佑哥:……这是啥?60Please respect copyright.PENANAVhHwsGj6Ls
小雷:研究过程中的副产品,看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵,倒掉怪浪费的。60Please respect copyright.PENANAadqplxSr9T
佑哥:……60Please respect copyright.PENANA6rDw7Vze5T
众人突然有了深深的危机感。60Please respect copyright.PENANAaQ7L7zRHX8
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FREETALK60Please respect copyright.PENANAOeGTx0EK2x
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。60Please respect copyright.PENANAin2li28awa
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补,并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。60Please respect copyright.PENANA84M9TseZQb
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流,直到他黑掉,我惊悚脸啊!御天也非常可爱,每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子,我于是便当机立断这是一对XD(神马逻辑!)。60Please respect copyright.PENANA0vH4BBKayk
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型,智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山,我都会很YY地想着,公子你果然不愧是贤内助。60Please respect copyright.PENANAlpPD8F7VmA
然后是御天和战无伤,万年泡妞无果二人组,这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~60Please respect copyright.PENANASL3hQHj1RF
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子!所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木,于是笑而不语。60Please respect copyright.PENANA91w52oY2yM
至于佑哥的话,情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦(不对!)60Please respect copyright.PENANAvC0gBb6HVh
总之,如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~60Please respect copyright.PENANAXK54r6L4xc
以上~60Please respect copyright.PENANA5oxrzBx38y
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