返到屋企,六點多啲,距離Queenie返嚟重有一粒鐘,我竟然好似個阿媽咁諗緊幾時煮飯好。386Please respect copyright.PENANATsxtWAjcGW
死女神,臭女神,擺明當我係工人,重要無糧出嗰隻,真係重衰過做兵!386Please respect copyright.PENANApC5Bz1uAke
又唔係嘅,佢嚟咗之後我先終於有一個家嘅感覺,以前我都唔鍾意留喺屋企,終日遊街搵下周圍有無相熟嘅人可以一齊hea,而家就…同埋呢,重有女神嘅內衣cat walk睇,講起內衣…我走去廚房度睇一睇,佢前日個粉紅色Bra同埋條粉紅色底底就喺個籃入面,當然係等我洗。386Please respect copyright.PENANAexEEohdKTQ
我攞起咗上手,任我睇佢係乜嘢size,任我聞佢啲奶味係點,但我…重有,佢條底底我望咗一下那個位置,真係有少少漬,好似乾咗嘅粉末咁。386Please respect copyright.PENANArH0re8kdkD
我…我…呆咗三十秒,最後我乜都無做就掉咗入個洗衣網入面,再掉落洗衣機。386Please respect copyright.PENANA2PYAzsen6i
我做唔出,如果係我偷偷地得到佢著過嘅底衫褲,我一定會好好利用,用完再用,循環利用;但,而家我日日對住佢,真係會唔好意思,如果佢問我有無用過佢啲底衫褲,我無勇氣答佢。386Please respect copyright.PENANADp2POCNKq4
雖然大家都知乜事,但女仔應該點都唔會想每一日都要對住一個想鹹濕自己嘅男仔,雖然佢都好似無得揀…我諗,除非去到強姦佢,或者一路非禮佢一路打飛機呢啲地步,如果唔係佢都會迫於無奈留喺度。386Please respect copyright.PENANAPWsvpowtmx
最重要係我唔需要咁對佢,我識自己溝女嘅。386Please respect copyright.PENANAMwXOfhjHnw
雖然而家無,加埋佢喺度會阻頭阻勢,唉。386Please respect copyright.PENANAE7Veq2queA
放長假,我套校服當然要洗,其實我呢個懶人污糟貓通常都係一個禮拜先洗一次;我就原地除衫一件一件掉落去直至剝清光為止。386Please respect copyright.PENANAVKlzvsg5Qp
望住精神奕奕嘅小兄弟,嗚,我都幫你唔到…386Please respect copyright.PENANAn2fcPEcBvz
Queenie應該唔介意我哋啲衫一齊洗㗎?386Please respect copyright.PENANAYpuBsSEsmj
都唔輪到佢介意啦,反而應該教佢洗衫先係。386Please respect copyright.PENANAksB7BscN4Z
我正想開機嘅時候諗起,係喎,要等埋佢條校裙,佢條裙又係多麼的令人口水直流。386Please respect copyright.PENANAYTAjnJgkOf
然後我就赤條條行返廳,坐喺電腦前面,思考下好唔好打開嗰個神秘嘅folder…琴晚好衰唔衰俾女神壞咗我嘅好事,咁攪落去遲早谷精上腦。386Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZnyJrjzBj
突然有一股異常空虛嘅感覺襲來,我又著返條波褲,小兄弟好好休息下啦,夜啲我哋再用一顆純潔的心嚟欣賞女神,好唔好?386Please respect copyright.PENANAoBNIXYZ3MW
今晚煮…今晚煮…386Please respect copyright.PENANARH3gLByZb0
「鈴鈴…鈴鈴鈴…」咦,唔通女神打嚟。386Please respect copyright.PENANAd0Ar3BT1mN
我:「喂?」係無紀錄嘅號碼。386Please respect copyright.PENANASQn0xtBZRy
「喂,DHL呀,今朝嚟過無人,一陣會唔會有呀?聖誕啲貨好爆,聽日未必得。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAInakDMAmbs
我:「係DHL!送貨?」386Please respect copyright.PENANAEJgiYZupCe
「係呀,當然送貨啦。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAV7wClQ6MkY
我:「有呀!有人呀!幾夜都得!」386Please respect copyright.PENANA5AC6aGY37i
「陣間見啦,唔該晒。」386Please respect copyright.PENANAe3I6bBnM3h
DHL~~啦啦~~FEDEX~~啦啦啦~UPS~~啦啦啦~順豐…都…啦啦~~係我作嘅聖誕禮物之歌,不過為咗唔呃字數個數字簡譜就唔打喺度。386Please respect copyright.PENANABbGwIA4Xmo
心情大好,就煮五香肉丁炒公仔麪啦!386Please respect copyright.PENANAJALOFbHf9b
炒公仔麪,最緊要唔好烚太淋,再過冷河,嘻!386Please respect copyright.PENANAyJcYxBi3Uc
Q:「喂,我返嚟喇!」佢自己開門入屋。386Please respect copyright.PENANAcXY098J3wV
我:「Queenie返嚟嗱,就快食得喇!」386Please respect copyright.PENANAmQ8EMRHyZ9
Q:「嘩,搞乜鬼?你個樣開心到咁嘅?!」386Please respect copyright.PENANA4BCRBOwOYq
我:「係咩?我都唔想,嘻嘻嘻…」386Please respect copyright.PENANASRFDsloU6T
Q:「頂你!烚熟狗頭咁,係咪攞完我條底底打飛機嚟?!」佢竟然真係直接問我。386Please respect copyright.PENANApkGxekR3t5