返到屋企,六點多啲,距離Queenie返嚟重有一粒鐘,我竟然好似個阿媽咁諗緊幾時煮飯好。391Please respect copyright.PENANAlUJIMtQEJJ
死女神,臭女神,擺明當我係工人,重要無糧出嗰隻,真係重衰過做兵!391Please respect copyright.PENANAP2rb7Kptlp
又唔係嘅,佢嚟咗之後我先終於有一個家嘅感覺,以前我都唔鍾意留喺屋企,終日遊街搵下周圍有無相熟嘅人可以一齊hea,而家就…同埋呢,重有女神嘅內衣cat walk睇,講起內衣…我走去廚房度睇一睇,佢前日個粉紅色Bra同埋條粉紅色底底就喺個籃入面,當然係等我洗。391Please respect copyright.PENANAABHY7korM4
我攞起咗上手,任我睇佢係乜嘢size,任我聞佢啲奶味係點,但我…重有,佢條底底我望咗一下那個位置,真係有少少漬,好似乾咗嘅粉末咁。391Please respect copyright.PENANAR7xqI3OVzC
我…我…呆咗三十秒,最後我乜都無做就掉咗入個洗衣網入面,再掉落洗衣機。391Please respect copyright.PENANALNnMFebOlB
我做唔出,如果係我偷偷地得到佢著過嘅底衫褲,我一定會好好利用,用完再用,循環利用;但,而家我日日對住佢,真係會唔好意思,如果佢問我有無用過佢啲底衫褲,我無勇氣答佢。391Please respect copyright.PENANA5JdAcXfZn4
雖然大家都知乜事,但女仔應該點都唔會想每一日都要對住一個想鹹濕自己嘅男仔,雖然佢都好似無得揀…我諗,除非去到強姦佢,或者一路非禮佢一路打飛機呢啲地步,如果唔係佢都會迫於無奈留喺度。391Please respect copyright.PENANAZonqveLNVw
最重要係我唔需要咁對佢,我識自己溝女嘅。391Please respect copyright.PENANApxc6TmpkwJ
雖然而家無,加埋佢喺度會阻頭阻勢,唉。391Please respect copyright.PENANAJYjm3RQUNZ
放長假,我套校服當然要洗,其實我呢個懶人污糟貓通常都係一個禮拜先洗一次;我就原地除衫一件一件掉落去直至剝清光為止。391Please respect copyright.PENANAhSUJbPLaRQ
望住精神奕奕嘅小兄弟,嗚,我都幫你唔到…391Please respect copyright.PENANAWY9kQ508Ap
Queenie應該唔介意我哋啲衫一齊洗㗎?391Please respect copyright.PENANAloEKI7xATk
都唔輪到佢介意啦,反而應該教佢洗衫先係。391Please respect copyright.PENANA4nZbcYh5Qd
我正想開機嘅時候諗起,係喎,要等埋佢條校裙,佢條裙又係多麼的令人口水直流。391Please respect copyright.PENANAKdHUGAiC1j
然後我就赤條條行返廳,坐喺電腦前面,思考下好唔好打開嗰個神秘嘅folder…琴晚好衰唔衰俾女神壞咗我嘅好事,咁攪落去遲早谷精上腦。391Please respect copyright.PENANAAmUgGF4fIa
突然有一股異常空虛嘅感覺襲來,我又著返條波褲,小兄弟好好休息下啦,夜啲我哋再用一顆純潔的心嚟欣賞女神,好唔好?391Please respect copyright.PENANA5It1yFlmxK
今晚煮…今晚煮…391Please respect copyright.PENANAjw9RekggNt
「鈴鈴…鈴鈴鈴…」咦,唔通女神打嚟。391Please respect copyright.PENANAAuvyG9xwa6
我:「喂?」係無紀錄嘅號碼。391Please respect copyright.PENANAvOf2UxJsoP
「喂,DHL呀,今朝嚟過無人,一陣會唔會有呀?聖誕啲貨好爆,聽日未必得。」391Please respect copyright.PENANA8QU7LQR4rc
我:「係DHL!送貨?」391Please respect copyright.PENANAXPBnthtx4p
「係呀,當然送貨啦。」391Please respect copyright.PENANAG415So4uoq
我:「有呀!有人呀!幾夜都得!」391Please respect copyright.PENANARpDcTI7U94
「陣間見啦,唔該晒。」391Please respect copyright.PENANAUwJRxgYqjD
DHL~~啦啦~~FEDEX~~啦啦啦~UPS~~啦啦啦~順豐…都…啦啦~~係我作嘅聖誕禮物之歌,不過為咗唔呃字數個數字簡譜就唔打喺度。391Please respect copyright.PENANA0nYgbQbFpf
心情大好,就煮五香肉丁炒公仔麪啦!391Please respect copyright.PENANAMIXzLVyng2
炒公仔麪,最緊要唔好烚太淋,再過冷河,嘻!391Please respect copyright.PENANAkiOUUvmRt7
Q:「喂,我返嚟喇!」佢自己開門入屋。391Please respect copyright.PENANAo6Y8sgN366
我:「Queenie返嚟嗱,就快食得喇!」391Please respect copyright.PENANA8QtroCBBHp
Q:「嘩,搞乜鬼?你個樣開心到咁嘅?!」391Please respect copyright.PENANAAkJCEehDxH
我:「係咩?我都唔想,嘻嘻嘻…」391Please respect copyright.PENANABIOXBYnpKV
Q:「頂你!烚熟狗頭咁,係咪攞完我條底底打飛機嚟?!」佢竟然真係直接問我。391Please respect copyright.PENANAH2TSpKYhMV