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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SQ4BfbNAj連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYhgv8X98a
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOHSf2C866
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBsJvny0cC
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSFLwUVBRW
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV8A4qw4ZT
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlROd6AuTZ
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLcrwt6Eqy
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqlIKnuPtV
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWiYJh47gk
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJig4Wh0Ro
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmybOzeLxuC
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡee1fQVuzul
「肉，沒肉會死。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyh0XAy5Sr
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy5axVGQTx
「沒什麼特別的。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfPHiNdU7F
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp60FyQPmkq
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2amcidJXdR
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmRHCEKi1U
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Byu5uV3E3
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mXyCI8DkJ
「睡覺。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHamD5Nw68D
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUHsXF5JCC
「手機、鑰匙。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvtelDptxP
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0tdPv5JGK
「他們，能力的意思。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfkr3KdcSc
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScg9Go30xB
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREgdDQCK9C
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmrFqJ6CBj
「沒有。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVY1wA5h5r
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOxRc3GSn8
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBtlr91Yqs
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc21sGJ08yj
「……不知道。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbe5dYznM5s
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCovhIIKkGx
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjfbKQPfYU
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07CIXNgJGl
「被機器包圍的感覺。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwdb0ueTOr
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZZ84wtQDF
「……拒答。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXxswxr33E
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JMcGhNkjo
「沒有。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIz2AIgNKGn
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio2oe5pKBQ
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreQbDPPAFN
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQubN0kd8i
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhb3gTxER8s
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvfZqJ9MnY
「好煩。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4m9AUEC08
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLVabgszib
「你覺得呢？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xV2GpGs8v
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCmzvODOPF
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIem8CtTpN
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxqjqsmtSr
「現在……還可以吧。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAZb7N10lk
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJxr6PLBYH
「算有吧。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKph0YkL9Uu
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPa73MHl8J
「拒答。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2ckVGWysb
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilhEl78Sez
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUprdTrUuL
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZazYIb1Psh
「沒有。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zkUlQLj45
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二、私心惡搞篇269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFQ8NLyasC
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMpn25EbqJ
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9JyYzs1FK
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3gOIrpDzO
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2EWvlxJW3
「好像沒有。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFev81NLOl
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPjrfJIxNb
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1AOANb7jl
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZ662rKV1H
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrKjYn3V5w
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFWGmfinOw
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96k7AzEFhJ
「不知道。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPbUCEwItW
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQkCaSaAjL
「沒有。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAYDLpl0V2
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6ORffnmg8
「哈？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhi5EQr2BL
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4paBYu3sG
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVpzvJ3NwJ
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvuzkyMjCl
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlRPCv0HOu
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfT7KYn7nV
「……」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GBmMBHSOc
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8xu5gAUDo
「還不把他揍醒？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc56b8XwjGR
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclHXEMbYNB
「不知道。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxATGOXzzlv
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmSmgIy1v9
「沒有。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUe7GUoP16W
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pQob46wkQ
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
