QQ就企喺條頗窄嘅街道中間，左邊有幾個鬼佬企喺間酒吧門口吹水食煙飲啤酒，右手邊就有個阿婆喺架放貨手推車上面排緊蠔油蝦醬，再後面有堆無聊嘅香港人喺度排緊雞蛋仔…奇形怪狀嘅街道再加埋美女，出嚟嘅感覺竟然出乎意料咁好，QQ睇完都話好值得放上IG，同平時啲相感覺好唔同，尤其係幾個鬼佬就望實住佢，阿婆就望住我影相。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZRvDvitbN
咁，我都有諗過買雞蛋仔㗎，唔係因為有乜特色，而係我實在係未夠飽；但我就唔係幾好意思咁啦，啱啱食完啲咁好味嘅嘢，我應該好好珍惜嗰種味道，唔想咁快放其他嘢落肚住，而且我又唔想女神覺得我係視飽肚大於一切。雞蛋仔呢一樣嘢真係入咗香港人血，好似前面加個地名就會變名店，例如北角雞蛋仔，紅磡雞蛋仔…我就幾乎肯定南丫島同雞蛋仔呢樣嘢係無乜關係嘅，唔通喺度會有個雞場生蛋再用嚟即製雞蛋仔咩；諗諗下，不如叫馬叔叔喺酒樓加多味雞蛋仔點心，由我學完操刀製作，效果可能都唔錯…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNTRybyNmK
呢條大街唔係好長，十分鐘到就已經行完。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuAprJOuuA
Q：「呢度附近重有乜嘢睇㗎？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSbbGaJK0Q
好彩頭先有轆手機，嚟呢啲地方真係唔可以靠女神，如果我有錢行IFC就唔同講法。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWc85a8FhR
我：「如果妳肯行下樓梯，山上面有風車。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqjz7ssZuI
望過地圖要行成半粒鐘，我唔敢貿貿然決定。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRgP837z5k
Q：「風車？好呀，就去啦！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjChr7IxA81
我：「妳唔好行行下話行唔郁呀下。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePTi8VRjNL
Q：「點會喎，我做gym跑一粒鐘都係咁。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFPFDX8ooL
我：「但平時真係唔覺妳咁好動吖嘛。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQhaxI2Y2W
Q：「有得打卡就唔同㗎啦！快啲帶我行呀。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK97OF3DH6W
港女…係一種好特別嘅生物，叫佢放啲衫入洗衣機㩒幾粒制都懶到唔願郁；但為咗貼IG，佢哋可以爬上山頂捱眼瞓睇日出，可以夜鼆鼆去沙灘冒住俾蚊咬死嘅風險觀星，明明唔識游水就走去玩wakeboard，同佢講只要有人肯睇，坐喺懸崖邊影相都在所不惜…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPwdd4uXzE
而且，就算平時再密實喺IG都要露下肉，好似已經成為咗一個文化嚟。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrXaYkZd1C
我好細個就識睇地圖㗎喇，老竇周圍去，返嚟就會打開幅地圖同我講故事，講下當地嘅人係點，食咗啲乜中伏嘢；大過咗我會諗，佢無講嘅係咪食咗啲乜嘢女呢，佢都係男人，而且都重好後生，明嘅…我諗媽咪都唔會怪佢嘅，無理由會想自己個老公幾十年無愛做㗎…細個嗰陣都有期待過老竇會幫我搵個新媽咪，幻想可能會喺外國娶個老婆返嚟，結果又真係無。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1QuqsU4rQ
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預告：稍後時間會有（偽）外傳——QQ的深層次文學剖析上市，敬請期待。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylsLqZPUlY
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