我:「但係…怕唔怕俾其他人撞到?」398Please respect copyright.PENANAUPcbkVrf3z
Q:「都就六點,應該無咁多同學喺街喇掛…其實都無乜嘢嘅,我坐喺你隔籬放學約埋一齊去買禮物都無乜特別吖,最多我話你做我隻兵囉。」398Please respect copyright.PENANA3VWW2e7qhs
我:「唔得呀,做兵咁樣衰。」398Please respect copyright.PENANAI1cG81PueK
Q:「乜呀!我好歹都要係個靚女嚟㗎喎,都唔知有幾多男仔想為咗同我食餐飯而做我隻兵。」398Please respect copyright.PENANAs9eTHU4hLv
我:「但係而家我晚晚都要同妳食飯…」398Please respect copyright.PENANA62W6mf9X00
Q:「好難委你咁喎,唔講喇,落去啦。」398Please respect copyright.PENANAzkDdyId2UZ
我:「妳唔換返出街衫?著校服落去?」398Please respect copyright.PENANAhUPE0mJ0p8
Q:「我本身都唔係住附近,換咗咪重怪,行啦。」398Please respect copyright.PENANAnyZz1xFiqH
就係咁,我哋兩個就出咗門口,準備落去精品店揀下禮物。398Please respect copyright.PENANAQmddCBYR5q
我:「係呢,其實妳本身有無收兵㗎?」398Please respect copyright.PENANAqbEoi4489t
Q:「無喎,我以前都不愁吃喝,想買乜就買乜,又有男朋友,做乜要辛苦自己同啲傻仔行街食飯。」398Please respect copyright.PENANArGSYJu5HHd
右女神,出身正統豪門,點似得啲扮晒蟹港女女神,每逢聖誕生日情人節就流晒口水等收禮。398Please respect copyright.PENANAcQF8menIov
我:「咁而家使唔使收兵呀?」398Please respect copyright.PENANABXattZPb9r
Q:「遲下先諗啦…而家有你幫住我先,如果唔係,我可能要收一打。」398Please respect copyright.PENANA5RuXxUf0AI
嘩,女神咁睇得起我呀,睇嚟會有好多潛在志願兵憎死我呢個多事嘅仆街仔。398Please respect copyright.PENANA3yYzb98yFO
係精品店兜咗一圈,都頗為頭痛。398Please respect copyright.PENANAboAeHHUnXq
送鬧鐘,會畀人鬧。398Please respect copyright.PENANAGQXRIIOH13
送相架,會鬧得更加甘。398Please respect copyright.PENANArZmlUSYp4Z
送水杯,會鬧埋你屋企人。398Please respect copyright.PENANAxtERBHkoCS
送耳機,五十蚊係最cheap沙沙聲嗰啲。398Please respect copyright.PENANAbOPMQwenVi
送nanoblock,最平嘅細細包都要五十九蚊。398Please respect copyright.PENANAECCnPaCVO7
送滑鼠,個個都有㗎啦,又唔係電競嗰啲。398Please respect copyright.PENANA0d2O8ppJmv
送木顏色,又唔係小學生。398Please respect copyright.PENANAAEoDtUqdEF
我:「咦,劉備高達四十八蚊咋喎,唔錯!」398Please respect copyright.PENANA9xGXKCYvhR
Q:「你梗係唔錯,有無諗過女仔收到會點諗?」398Please respect copyright.PENANACyflwLTI5L
我:「唔諗囉,呀,唔知女仔會唔會玩彈樽蓋人呢…咦,你送聖誕卡呀?」398Please respect copyright.PENANAlzDO8lpANc
Q:「你剩係識得顧住玩…啲卡我送畀其他姐妹㗎,年年都送唔通今年停咩?」398Please respect copyright.PENANAsXmQ73I1d1
我:「五十蚊三張…都幾肉赤㗎喎。」398Please respect copyright.PENANAi4nBHyKBaz
Q:「你重講,我以前送開五十蚊張Sanrio㗎!」398Please respect copyright.PENANAcwt1doKlcm
正所謂今時不同往日,有苦自己知。398Please respect copyright.PENANAoiwOArM1w0
結果行咗個圈都未決定到買乜,我哋就去超市買餸沉澱下先。398Please respect copyright.PENANAh6UHpw48Wq
Q:「呀,係al fresco雞肉腸,我最鍾意食㗎。」398Please respect copyright.PENANAWwrb87So6m
我買下個價錢牌,六十九蚊四條,係人都鍾意啦…398Please respect copyright.PENANAUk8I52eJP3
我:「欸…呢個…都幾…」398Please respect copyright.PENANANEbWZOb3HU
Q:「放心,唔使咁驚,唔會迫你買。」398Please respect copyright.PENANAt1W4i0yVvO
我:「睇下會唔會特價啦,我會記住。」398Please respect copyright.PENANA0Qhg7CsC7R
同Queenie一齊行超市,我感覺佢好似變咗我女朋友咁,唔係,應該更進一步,我哋好似啱啱結咗婚咁…呀,唔好諗無謂嘢,人哋有男朋右㗎。398Please respect copyright.PENANATon7h91DzS
我:「Oh my god!五香肉丁大特價!」398Please respect copyright.PENANAexYiX4H8Fq
話得大特價,當然係指黃色罐嘅水仙花牌。398Please respect copyright.PENANAjOqn5v5q6h