我:「但係…怕唔怕俾其他人撞到?」399Please respect copyright.PENANAaJwBGDE0kN
Q:「都就六點,應該無咁多同學喺街喇掛…其實都無乜嘢嘅,我坐喺你隔籬放學約埋一齊去買禮物都無乜特別吖,最多我話你做我隻兵囉。」399Please respect copyright.PENANA4DaCLMpI8b
我:「唔得呀,做兵咁樣衰。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAkswGg3fXnz
Q:「乜呀!我好歹都要係個靚女嚟㗎喎,都唔知有幾多男仔想為咗同我食餐飯而做我隻兵。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAYGnkh1o4RN
我:「但係而家我晚晚都要同妳食飯…」399Please respect copyright.PENANALcBbPinZit
Q:「好難委你咁喎,唔講喇,落去啦。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAp83tVUiAr2
我:「妳唔換返出街衫?著校服落去?」399Please respect copyright.PENANAap2U28Yxp5
Q:「我本身都唔係住附近,換咗咪重怪,行啦。」399Please respect copyright.PENANA8JTvomoNVy
就係咁,我哋兩個就出咗門口,準備落去精品店揀下禮物。399Please respect copyright.PENANAdgvjW7tKYl
我:「係呢,其實妳本身有無收兵㗎?」399Please respect copyright.PENANA3gRdoZ7o1J
Q:「無喎,我以前都不愁吃喝,想買乜就買乜,又有男朋友,做乜要辛苦自己同啲傻仔行街食飯。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAolQHhN1swh
右女神,出身正統豪門,點似得啲扮晒蟹港女女神,每逢聖誕生日情人節就流晒口水等收禮。399Please respect copyright.PENANACDihAsxBgu
我:「咁而家使唔使收兵呀?」399Please respect copyright.PENANA5KPsFK4SjR
Q:「遲下先諗啦…而家有你幫住我先,如果唔係,我可能要收一打。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAGymhFpUbOg
嘩,女神咁睇得起我呀,睇嚟會有好多潛在志願兵憎死我呢個多事嘅仆街仔。399Please respect copyright.PENANAaskmp7hWQ2
係精品店兜咗一圈,都頗為頭痛。399Please respect copyright.PENANArUGAPIONsg
送鬧鐘,會畀人鬧。399Please respect copyright.PENANAQhitS4LD3k
送相架,會鬧得更加甘。399Please respect copyright.PENANAkDFIGa21hS
送水杯,會鬧埋你屋企人。399Please respect copyright.PENANAf0vKgRipkQ
送耳機,五十蚊係最cheap沙沙聲嗰啲。399Please respect copyright.PENANAoYwMcsappO
送nanoblock,最平嘅細細包都要五十九蚊。399Please respect copyright.PENANAvlZgI2qWvy
送滑鼠,個個都有㗎啦,又唔係電競嗰啲。399Please respect copyright.PENANAtjPwwDgPxX
送木顏色,又唔係小學生。399Please respect copyright.PENANA6FylXVseoC
我:「咦,劉備高達四十八蚊咋喎,唔錯!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAAnXKUKPXnu
Q:「你梗係唔錯,有無諗過女仔收到會點諗?」399Please respect copyright.PENANACHacs4gb2t
我:「唔諗囉,呀,唔知女仔會唔會玩彈樽蓋人呢…咦,你送聖誕卡呀?」399Please respect copyright.PENANA1Jzrl8gKks
Q:「你剩係識得顧住玩…啲卡我送畀其他姐妹㗎,年年都送唔通今年停咩?」399Please respect copyright.PENANAT9fkVkiXqe
我:「五十蚊三張…都幾肉赤㗎喎。」399Please respect copyright.PENANA8QYmoFRhCv
Q:「你重講,我以前送開五十蚊張Sanrio㗎!」399Please respect copyright.PENANAcWZAWaHffi
正所謂今時不同往日,有苦自己知。399Please respect copyright.PENANAMcRcnOuGEY
結果行咗個圈都未決定到買乜,我哋就去超市買餸沉澱下先。399Please respect copyright.PENANAm23wXrvzPX
Q:「呀,係al fresco雞肉腸,我最鍾意食㗎。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAtGdKzKnyi1
我買下個價錢牌,六十九蚊四條,係人都鍾意啦…399Please respect copyright.PENANA11kDKrS9aH
我:「欸…呢個…都幾…」399Please respect copyright.PENANA0NjdAIDVdL
Q:「放心,唔使咁驚,唔會迫你買。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAATiMqDqOfv
我:「睇下會唔會特價啦,我會記住。」399Please respect copyright.PENANAWicZwQWlNy
同Queenie一齊行超市,我感覺佢好似變咗我女朋友咁,唔係,應該更進一步,我哋好似啱啱結咗婚咁…呀,唔好諗無謂嘢,人哋有男朋右㗎。399Please respect copyright.PENANAMADgVraRH4
我:「Oh my god!五香肉丁大特價!」399Please respect copyright.PENANArp7bD6DLeA
話得大特價,當然係指黃色罐嘅水仙花牌。399Please respect copyright.PENANAHiHr7JpHKD