暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8imCzW0xM
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyM2av0jWh
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mc7o7JsPR
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu7upiyipJ
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88ZfblOKdE
本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9MVf4Q3M7
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTpUaQMxGg
「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHXMazcRwn
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVVM297zXC
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3U1T93BoqQ
「你的座位？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDhl8QAJbZ
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbuBdxTrBE
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKpcnkQ8Pp
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0Jfl7YnTS
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtDQt2MtCU
「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhw2kiPVrmD
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9G0N2gX48
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJ3TYCvJnJ
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZSNJFdrWI
「哼！ 哼！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iKDuh9piH
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYwpey7MhU
此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBL7IqAn8m
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKX9av88Hu
「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡss1uO2Esi4
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ChnkAzCdi
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWrQ59IATM
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OMl6MBIlb
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQJT8hAKwy
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTygj0Wy4cv
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNARHM4ARkf
「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GgRqWOjRF
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpwFeTRjsF
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XWJUuxzrN
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMyf5Fu5kN
「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrX5azqQ8H
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeYBNMTK8T
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3F4Z21HlT
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4WVJFpboP
「.......」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyOmup7sM0
這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbxP3MhwOt
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pX9nD3iyF
______________________________________714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHAzqYPPex
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5XwJCOr17
「大家知道嗎？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mUeuibJOY
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbVKklkY03
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZrRHhbyxX
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ197IP6BTe5
同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqhWWR88gF
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUeXwlYaFE
「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTwR7tVVwd
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzA8bLtiCR
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDFp8jeZPf
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……………..714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EdJPkzGD6
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgN5FLk3Fs
搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo9xpsC5qS
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8F0BtQPZa0
「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSGmww6T94
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPab0k3vs0
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tnhpLXasE
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33096IZEIy
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUeK8im7Ro
「好了，笑話就不多說了！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeIGZ0Y5lY
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡln5S7KuEpi
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByxqfa2j7p
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGgN5Ylu7H
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWd2McjldrT
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVFu8g8P8b
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCPqmk6wIi
嘩！嘩！嘩！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLBxV4S6G7
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB5xWgrLPl
與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ostm76WJQ
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlubadz91la
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKaiaZntGK
「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Il67k4AIW
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYm1Y88Awn
嗖！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCQ5WAiCqR
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHdSrhTn5i
秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiUH2bsjVN
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1F0lHJXqN
「白薯同學。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDrPkD3oQr
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXLHO2GTJL
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvuJDkyoVN
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJR491FKxw6
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlEBllSn2h
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgSMSfv3pT
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTHF4OZFqg
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtStKi9KZTU
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkE6LNLnVl
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWN6Is9CUix
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvAztwRVMn
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7lAYZlGge
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNkhisPukc
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQP7SyyUdU
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1JhR7GyMs
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRUbDK9ZzP
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVLusUxdfN
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9iLggVsXQ
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGiOjJ4aKw
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrncMxFpzMP
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytXlVlgerF
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieCwGfdNfE
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714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6YhMaiOWg
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtJVGHxba8
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvM2y9F1KZZ
「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sr1wty5Na
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHLQONp5ks
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngrSKOYhWq
「正解！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2UI5MTEyB
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvPDPnJMef
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Rz5TmUQHN
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HBPZQuiP3
「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRweshqNwHu
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjbpw7HqYp
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxRqqZWo8z
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJQ4xZLA0o
「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKYLsAJTV7
白薯道。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CkusQhLK6
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTh7EXcwJJE
「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBPXS3Bve1
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWax5CgKHi
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJl0WDDJBj6
「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDUc70tX6Q
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y57KEE84T
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfwLMsxt2O
「甚麼！？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYils5egRtJ
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpPBGwuSmt
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQonJKC70t
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwl20pPFvc
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQ1ARgMelZ
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi841cVpS2L
「好！就這樣決定吧！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssHDkW7oQ8
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFdKxES184
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lC5gKJY2J
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Jp9Kslniu
！？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLdhuGAfit
否極泰來！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3g7qvcQ4xE
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YCyxNq4Vp
飛雲，機會來了！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDsKUFjNqX
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC3hjHagua
只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxxutFaZP7
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvOyvEUP2m
白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2PO7qWrq4
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrfx2YTYma
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ2giB5rHX
就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZUSpCsBYB
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQIbUm7LIP
若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0DcT4x7xC
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkumKBUNui
更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzPUlpTa9e
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlwbYApXKt
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalUtXBcIEw
在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUokjXTXrA
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3EVl8UAuU
「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0fEi8fMxg
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCInbw1Xxy
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5Tf6ksX83
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKGqseFkwT
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5TRRTiLZj
燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6u2Kxtyim
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YZwuPIGQ6
冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGaYSApAQN
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAy1RLlBHs
若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SU9idc19O
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NWZWE6TfS
我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfKuGM517r
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDumCptd91
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtcbuiWRl2
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITwgTISk8D
嗖！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhQ5mdeuAr
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFwsj0Qr76
噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUakoemNa2
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF1D5DD5Gp
實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURC225isHn
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAlDYHO8hm
這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9Ck8016PZ
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0P6UAdKBA7
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