暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEO9YUwRsPY
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkNJvkumRw
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmbBvv2SHA
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2Sng9qTZt
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnePE1anISe
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「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56KD4XoeDB
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsOPnkgVYT
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「你的座位？676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOde1WBATg
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eTr3Yo82i
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCOWpcGntb
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdYRw3MTeg
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ3BmRfxC6
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnQNl7SZ4q
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「哼！ 哼！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEphqt8Ou7
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此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XGRhgYRjG
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「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4UpGImWFO
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4GfvdcKv6
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJTPJpUPd5
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Zdg31r9cE
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0gzYA0i17
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9Tmf2ux43
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65yYu5Am4t
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rzmlbK1M0
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlbXEuGRIp
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這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFcMUDtZBZ
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______________________________________676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GEETl8xwN
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「大家知道嗎？676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpw89B32FUC
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Xv3BebJl6
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g1lOi5zvG
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuIJolG0WR
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUE97mvcTc
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj4MvDEXDA
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN70Y3k9WFS
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「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWkezIKfj0
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0fNsiyqSl
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「好了，笑話就不多說了！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Tvo4Fah05
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpLABkaCZS
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDjyd26DOy
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNFeMfFeFr
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF33bKKuTx
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嘩！嘩！嘩！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGa5dh88m1o
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與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiyqXZEVW5
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGBZjiw8U9
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嗖！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwXsETrMMM
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秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAN5UUVNC6
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「白薯同學。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1knS1pLQW
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIts6LSvg9N
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzNMUGKoXA
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIVuzCjHHw
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「正解！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3S6wVDR0T
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT47GRyo1R
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡND6Y2VGQIO
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDKj4AUlyu
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「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSilCCJsLmg
白薯道。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUIqSMoc6B
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「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaKwdj1uCS
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡielt5nlmVN
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「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X7CoHHAVN
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHavNnUZpE
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「甚麼！？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrtggR4yrn
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8GTnVQfGN
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlezpqFa1i6
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59WTqeEZXC
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「好！就這樣決定吧！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJMy5XWlew
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HK0k3KGuW
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否極泰來！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP2jU0M1Zj
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飛雲，機會來了！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m05q84PvP
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBSdq03HDr
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白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fAKkCnRQM
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡau5A5UlD4z
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdeSN8TBmg
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更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfyKUFl7MX
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14AwYeyJ79
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「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyTceizP26
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUO9PKFwDP
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU4TIJEvba
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbUrS2zEof
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeirN3vFFpH
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我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVbtSrZ2g3
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbfXOEYA5Q
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嗖！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXUc3pCz6l
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayIlZy76E0
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實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWmME0QRge
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這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwass3VK6Mi
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