今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1lZ1Gtriq
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN38MPZOYh
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMzrJkMsoq
「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7VSTOzfHb
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYunxToog6
在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweaxIfINvS
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WW0smdT8E
金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcRkIz4YMg
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkn23yARj4o
等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8AvcTHmFh
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2GpcusRfX
「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrDxF2paz4
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKquAtO0vbe
戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXWkVKLT4r
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsp2xByHPq
我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeRRcPzT2U
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39vJzmcSqf
一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUuoRrL2nv
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjPasQHkBT
每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlvfa5CqKB
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASzjL2ADA5
「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFseDuCEahj
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS6fpB45vL
聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh476wnSLve
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwwkuKzhth
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIib6869lJo
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUbZWhoVIL
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1vd3FjrG9
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETy5tn4wfi
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaedzl2hU8U
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57K6twVGrb
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOUS8z4LaV
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62C25Gjm20
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqyLQwyjt3
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY69Lnt8Dz9
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9EeC3ayhE
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvIQupMqW3
創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuWuk1sgiy
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQy02g1xcW
每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXgKUDsp6g
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOO51nLQSA
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7FRnmIKry
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo8PRSdh6j
你有3則未接來電1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeOOFaKxRF
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fZ6rxpmG8
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPKJaXpA3U
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YUjKcz0pz
於是...1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXBnOxtCcx
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1u3krc9Jp3
忍耐LV.9：1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7DogmqCQn
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcflWC2PNo
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0tycjs07F
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzyOaMznzX
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNd7SieI4R
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQ8C4vigWf
強迫LV.6：1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUm38nJ1bS
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mKGgTGnyy
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXqb6viZrR
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbOHWt6KBm
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7V6FStEqB
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73Ut587DHw
觀察LV.3：1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QxE5XWkMm
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACfvkNBa4e
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGEpmBGGO7
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSBx2kU8IY
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEGYFmG3RV
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yQXgaQlna
吟遊詩人LV.1：1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbChJh821p
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEzn2kcMlB
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOvdhFCKUh
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqKNueT7bE
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lL3EbzzTX
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SIlHKfER4
衛生紙LV.1：1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbNPWa3tGQ
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡin06ezAmwn
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgNohmXTK2
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsbKDS7EA1
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYSNyHRVU8
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNB5JKkBcU
.........1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlDOQigHHW
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PLqQqTSP1
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1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0Ful1N5fa
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1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24A4DPROMe
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUFW9htpUE
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6Xyy88t8e
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQjDarvqN6
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfMgCUbvMx
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIOCGFdJwW
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35sO8J64QA
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSgRD7iXbT
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ceoO3zTdJ
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSOo5MVePv
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtBWDue1tC
電話那頭說：1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYK4MSGFpp
1281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQE6NN4Ic0
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