這手機八成是中毒了！1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeAOD4pXTN
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeZEIeGw3N
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRw2fZXVfqp
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IeetNcuuW
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比方說最早的這一則：1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6RqpojrLE
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIszXsdnEz
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y8uBQPP3M
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt0Ti5Axkw
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLxt0AMMiy
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0uiio2GcF
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刪掉！1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkGuvVtF7i
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGdZU10odo
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgHl99JAkE
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgclPadQ1md
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwfTbQqtEJ
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuJsW0Z3Cv
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPS9xz8bSZr
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypZTNBpc60
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其它還有像...1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaXH1a38Ca
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSGNTfw6gu
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyDAzrh8ch
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqCYatZNDw
我沒有存款！1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKODZzMeMo
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaI6d5tdpt
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我也沒有朋友！！1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2nzy3Afoq
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxf9stelZWH
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCbB5ozXnG
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgklXtem71N
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBbvHpV9RE
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DVUhWg9G4
1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDw0kzetSKo刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxJ9eL8dCx
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACbZ7Mg6Sg
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KSBjHYKqX
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IaZsUVvx2
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1045Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6I5E4GYn8y
