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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtBCM1EBzR
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlTX8Qntbe
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDR1ICTiAJ
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz92sY08yFE
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx7YlefggY
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtNb7wONUZ
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrGZqDUK9K
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVY7eE0JKTf
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDGt0WXYY0
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTv9gkDybMn
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvVUjZ2L8Y
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBFa0DsWex
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpqaoJiAeo
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其它還有像...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYmr3cXHn6
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsizm0sY2ES
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgUCiF3SkZ
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDv3T6x9Og
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm4V2mkAvc
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRME9YY3Uu
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKtvW4khE3
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzZmZvHqPr
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCBKwmhfl2
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj92cUO60GR
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOjJJrM2vO
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2vwJMJQU8
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