這手機八成是中毒了！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUOWi79itG
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZACfEYxAv
會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrYWycytQE
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeORvprcWE
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8F4ea7nXL
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBkylOMirk
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比方說最早的這一則：992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwW6qQtrgK
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Zj2iDZHSH
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjScg6yMwRI
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvo40x1XTgb
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqorli1HZop
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhviYaYwGZ
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtxjHbni5I
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSnUL3Mh4I
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刪掉！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5vbYSXthS
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOB69ti62Px
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NfsBugVRd
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6I8oKmC1Q
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpWgZ57DM6
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBntaaaSohx
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EvCoYfkfv
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwuO12SGch
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其它還有像...992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XfNjnX0yR
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzZ7tvNXq4
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbdrOyXe4w
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsw1nWIieI2
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhStpZa003b
我沒有存款！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvWykkMeTA
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJFnhmQgz8
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我也沒有朋友！！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPoJrrqKUZ
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXaEZd60Ka
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我更沒有女朋友！！！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7QmDuZ9Xz
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmDeAG4PEP
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7cRRKxh8G
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe0PwwJFX9
992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDgapWCbDN刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxW33xIMFP
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSMOFF03ac
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0wIQdEvCh
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4sqxAD4VW
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」992Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWxmOrlemn
