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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHSjYxlaM3
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I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWI80jMMKj
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzIdRmQiom
come on, baby light my fire."342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaG0Ie4odP
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05yflsxXzC
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWd3lRXeov
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9HeGnIcgR
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmD982fdxQ
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkCxQYZBlN
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpXvc99ZY3
Alright, wise guys!342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZv1x59WWp
Anyway, where was I?342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxKIGpLsLF
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfIswxb4MK
"Gay?"342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fAS1cH9kj
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw0cEKxTB9
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtagFLoRFh
She replied and what type is that?342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7emSqio1Lj
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBOp6xaTys
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUr8m3VDkbl
Jack?342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4p6UogySGU
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
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Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiz1s8YRUDf
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLH71tHIu0
"Huh?"342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRqm3y8C6v
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKUFt29SNg
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFYdD86OuG
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyDzAtb8ce
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx1IZEzhDl
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1VxbpbpWU
I said, what?342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJbUt76pvz
Hell nah!342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfW9sW0muw
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
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Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYh9da2SPM
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yc4CUr4xf
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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