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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNtKZ8glUK
Yeah,291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7mX6nA3Wp
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKx99SGWBu
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQjOOj9faS
come on, baby light my fire."291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuan2IQGBhi
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqI06fKJK9
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NBFUIuTe4
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIaRxOFdXE
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aFNp66H6D
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWXUe4kZfi
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn3zIFyirs
Alright, wise guys!291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs01aY5YAd3
Anyway, where was I?291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzT8pkjSnj
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZThDJj7xI
"Gay?"291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZnfMbdZbB
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWBiJt5fny
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQej3fIqtC
She replied and what type is that?291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tSo6RDTcC
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPolvMoPgpK
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeKn13Vbi3
Jack?291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡME8Bg1vfWI
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
It was nice meeting you 291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BKtLJgRLL
Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2Rw7AnYJw
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRPJNeoBlo
"Huh?"291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqdjxKRr51
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmywiidztPC
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvT3ZBcvE0
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx2UIgYUYh
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4DUpe5GH2
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60d8sjccQO
I said, what?291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFO74pCVdf
Hell nah!291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDtWnBRBS6
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiY7D13i3r
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzl8OecYhF4
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIklB5Dm5Wd
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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