Chris jumps off the motorcycle which is parked right next to the batmobile in the parking lot of a cinnabon in cinnabon nebraska. It’s cold.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ehrrRfFoJ
“It’s cold.” Chris says Thorndykingly.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4Cn2AmCfv
“That’s to make the cinnabons cook better, they make it colder here.” Shadow walked into the Cinnabon inside of the mall in Nebraska that the Cinnabon was inside of. “We are here to find Gene Tackovick, he is a Cinnabon manager.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E9JM5m67L
“Um, this is Cooper’s Bar.” Responds a blonde woman who looks annoying. “Cinnabon is right over there.” she says and points at the Cinnabon which is right over there.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwftZJ8q0HT
Shadow looked over at the cinabon that was right over there and grumbled and walked over the cinnabon that was right over there. “Im here for your regional manager.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoORjgGAEE
“what” a tall bored gray wolf at the counter was looking at Shadow “why do you want Gene”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdomRzEU2Xv
Shadow scoffed and walked away with his arms crossed. “Chris, talk to this cringe core furry incel.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHt2wnVrYqA
“Hi, Legoshi Beastars.” Chris says reading his nametag, “We need to speak to your manager because we need his secret lawyering skills.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAMWPNQNUS
Gene Takovic walks out and pats Legoshi on the shoulder.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrKSPIs0XK
“Hi, I’m Gene Takovic. Did you know you don’t have rights? Well the Cinnabon terms of service says you don’t.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsF9ZWOJ61
“Gene!!” Shadow walked over to the counter and looked at Gene Takovik. “We need to talk, I’m a friend of Gerald Robotnik and Lalo Salamanca.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6a62B8fWF
“Lalo???” Gene says and starts crying profusely.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNQvYHOU9d
“It was Ignacio! Amigo del cartel! Amigo del cartel!”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRWtl0jAwg
“Shut the fuck up about Nacho Varga, he is cringe and dead, boomer. Can we talk in your fridge that you store dough in?” Shadow pointed at the fridge that they store dough in.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrV9VzvFACw
“Yes, okay. We can talk in the fridge that I store dough in.” Gene says and they all walk to the fridge that they store dough in but there is not any dough and Batman is crying in a corner.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcUmLkCwWb
“Do not notice that man of bats.” Gene says.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvF9TTQjQ3E
“Saul, we need your lawyering! I saw the American Greed documentary about your life, I know you have the lawyering skills to save me! I need you to talk Fang and his outlaws out of murdering me!” Chris says.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhe8uJU0blL
“Fang the Sniper is trying to kill Chris, we need you to sue him so he won’t, I hate raccoons or whatever he is.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkVQ86HlRt
Saul scratches his chin.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4xl7qTP39
“Chris, what disabilities do you have?” Saul asks.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynh3zve95B
“Um, none.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVSwi3KDVq
Saul breaks Chris’s leg and then puts it in a cast.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TwR8aWXHI
“Perfect.” Saul says and puts on a bright pink reflective suit.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOuApwxmOV
“Oh my God, you broke my leg!” Chris says, “you are the worst lawyer ever!”348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXqeHKJ5Ka
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsGzi9FOQB
“I just broke your leg,” Saul says reasonably, “I’m the best lawyer ever.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EunMW5EWa
“I love Saul goodman, I’m so glad I called Saul.” Shadow punches Chris in the leg that was broken.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyhBFbNfX6
Legosi was staring at the two and looked angry “gene can you stop being Saul goodman and please help there is a ok nvm I don’t care anymore”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvVFndQ2lA
shadow gave legoshi a thumbs up and punched Chris
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gMYQWGmed
“Legoshi Beastars where is all the dough” Chris says suspiciously while cradling his leg which is twisted in three different ways and is bleeding.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWI9sEt2qdY
“I don’t care” legoshi walked away to go on his date with that other guy I forgot his name
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7X82zh2oK
Shadow put on a bright red reflective suit “I’m gonna go back to my roots and become a lawyer again.” Shadow pulled a card out of his wallet. “my New Mexico State bar license hasn’t expired so that means I can be lawyer again”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56w5HIHz4k
They all congratulate Shadow for being a lawyer again and hide how disappointed they are in his choices in life.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurxmxX7Qmk
Saul leaves the fridge and sees the blonde woman in Cooper’s Bar.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdCe6FiLb1
“Oh no…” Saul says worryingly.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yINvuwbe2
Shadow walked over to the woman and punched her in the face and walked away “I dealt with the feet that could’ve distracted you.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsrYsi77LT
“It’s not her, it’s even worse…my ex-sister in law, Bim Lexler.” Saul says and starts crying while the blonde woman walks over angrily.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLioq1g5cjj
“Oh fuck” shadow left
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6muFUTn0z
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSen5gVQCnE
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSCDJNj8t7
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgll3y4zD4
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrUWpYFJJP
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMYgFUKrlG
shadow came back and was holding a hot pretzel he got from an Auntie Anne’s cart on the other side of the mall. “I hate women”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OYBD70Kra
Saul got done crying after Bim Lexler beat him up while reciting Amy Schumer jokes.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2Vbm5JXgk
“Okay, lets go meet this Fang person and lawyer all over him!” Saul snaps his phone in half out of excitement to be returning to his old lawyering days.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXhvsnZvWE
“Yeah!” Chris says and then turns to Shadow, “how do we find fang???”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqfwJ71jMK
“Idk” shadow shrugged and ate his pretzel and felt bad cause pretzels make you feel bad
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJOamanLAn
“I have a feeling this Fang fellow may be a very hard individual to find,” Saul says, “I may have to call a colleague down from vacation in Belize…”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnN3aquI3Pv
Fang crashes through the ceiling and starts no scoping everyone but missing because he doesn’t play call of duty.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVfjjMQC2p
Shadow tugged on his jacket and cleared his throat. “It’s showtime.” Shadow walked towards Fang. “Ladies, gentlemen, cringe raccoons, I’m here to present my opening argument.” Shadow put out his hands.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEPHauAum5
“Who are you callin’ raccoon, pard’ner?” Fang says like a raccoon would.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoiYbgwBK3
“You, trash man.” Shadow pointed at Fang. “Now, killing people is pretty cringe, can we agree, ladies and gentlemen of the jury?” The people in the mall food court all said yes and nodded in agreement.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J0qI5p62d
Fang looks at Shadow from under his hat.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwm69RiOwV0
“Oh, so Mr. Thorndyke got hisself a attuhrney, did he? Well then, lets even this here little horse race!” Fang says and points at Saul Goodman.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAFbXfOkkD
“Saul, I choose you!” Fang yells and then gives Saul a dollar.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi8w5CXEhb
Saul looks regrettably at Shadow and Chris and says “I’m sorry, but legally as the law states I must defend him in this mall of law.” Saul says and sadly walks to the raccoon.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuc5WE9lfa
Chris is pretty upset and looks at Shadow.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthbKEstW5h
“Shadow, you need to save me! If you don’t, Fang will do bad things!” Chris says and falls over because he let go of his crutches.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOn4bX0E9Y
“Of course I will, Flynn—“ Shadow stopped himself, and sighed. “I’m sorry, you just.. remind me of somebody that I used to know.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrEGoHjViM
“A-a-a-after this do you wanna get breakfast?” Chris asks hungrily.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVGFHI2OYi
Shadow stared at Chris, eyes watering. “Yeah, buddy… We’ll get all the breakfast you want…”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGLOApigCl
Saul walks before the mall of law and points at Chris Thorndyke.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSYuDVL88O
“Now, members of the jury, the defendant Mr Thorndyke, is undeniably, really stupid.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcv9mSuRoqS
Shadow scoffed. “Dammit, he’s right.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hpcEt2ejS
“And I’m sure if I were in an xbox live chat I’d get a big ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’ to that. So why are we even here? I for one say we hand him over to Fang, who will keep him away from all you good citizens. It’s what God would want, praise the lord.” Saul says and puts on the Jewish hat.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xlYfnjr4e
Shadow walked forward, arms crossed, and chuckled. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I think you’ll find that Saul Goodman is a stupid poopoo dummy head. Who even IS the god of the Jewish Bible?. I rest my case.” Shadow walked away and sat down on the bench next to Chris. “We got this in the bag.” Shadow lit a cigarette and started smoking, putting one in Chris’ mouth and lighting it for him.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SpotzQMu1
Saul pointed at Shadow in outrage and screamed.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzEmhiI3cO
“DO YOU SEE THIS MEMBERS OF THE JURY? ANTI SEMETISM IN CLEAR DAYLIGHT!”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgS0oBCUYv
“Bruh.” Shadow smoked
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHTgTL7luk
“How can you in good conscious side yourself with a self proclaimed NAZI???”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvlktDK0Xn
Batman runs out of the fridge.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuNtgiErl9
“How could you say such a thing, Shadow… I am Jewish, and I can’t believe you would say that. I’m the god damn Batman! Why would you say that about me???”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytOD7WCBfN
“This is what’s wrong about all of these Jewish people…”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CPifHqBuc
Author’s note: I am not snti smieitc I just think that shapdw is a bad guy so he thinmls bad things like anyi ewish
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY5LXxnuBl
“Your honor, I was never anti-semitic! I was simply asking a religious question! However, I still stand by my case, Mister Goodman is a stupid doodoo head!”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrKfYjrB6u
Wakko Warner, the judge, scratched his chin. “Yeah okay”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTT1uJAKes
“Fang the Sniper is trying to commit a horrific, disgusting, hate crime! A terrible action against this child, due to his disturbing disability!” Shadow punched Chris in the leg.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWL2U6j2mj
Chris cried out blood which smells a lot like fruit punch and which came out of a kool aid jammers juice pack.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMvACiKeuO
“Yes!” Chris yells, “I hurt so much right now oh my God it hurts!”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNfiyJASmz
Saul flicks his jacket forward cooly and slicks his hair back and walks into the middle of the mall with a smirk.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UkU9r1i7X
“Your honor, Mr. Warner, how can it be considered a hate crime,” Saul motions to Fang, “if my client loved doing it?”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgCe2orxcv
Everyone in the jury gasps and even Bim Lexler is stunned in amazement at how amazing that point is. Wow.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn37Xebnrok
“Chris we’re so fucked” shadow was shaking and crying at that point “there’s only one way I can win this case… Your honor!” Shadow walked up to the judge. “I would like to call a witness to the stand, to testify that Chris is not cringe and should not be killed by this loser.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjoVmk0hlg
“Hmmmm…” Wakko tapped on the podium he was sitting behind. “Yeah alright buddy, but don’t waste my time! I got important things ta’ get to!”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcalSkikmp
Shadow nodded. “Your honor… I’d like to call Phoenix Wright to the stand!”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOdWAueWWk
Phoenix Wright busted into the Cinnabon, covered in Miles Edgeworth’s lipstick. “IM HERE!!!”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tNxrHeg6Y
Saul Goodman’s smile dropped and a look of abject horror spread across his face. The same lawyer who had resurrected his brother Chuck, even in the face of opposition against Harold “Harry” Hamlin, was back and ready to beat him down once again and prove who the best lawyer in Japanifornia really is.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkKVPVoLtL
“Hi Phoenix.” Chris says while playing on his 3DS.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmygrjmAM0c
Phoenix nodded at Chris. “What’s good lil bro” Phoenix put his briefcase on his bench and opened it, pulling out papers and smacking them. “Your honor, if you look at these papers right here, you’ll see that Chris is actually awesome and based. He has killed many people, which makes him strong and cool, even though he is disabled.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09FtzFKIoR
“that’s not why I brought you here”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHN8NrP4CS
“Shut the fuck up shadow this is why I hate hedgehogs”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZnnRFUY5b
“C-conjecture your honor! Murder is illegal! Everyone knows that! This is super bad and cringe of him to do, not based! Not based at all.” Saul shakes his head, trying to keep himself composed.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56282f86Yt
The tension amongst the crowd members is nearly palpable, Bim Lexler eats twenty hot peppers and does a ritual in the name of Amy Schumer and Batman hugs his baseball bat passed down from Mae Borowski to Rick Grimes to Bruce Wayne to Batman.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGNOedp72l
“Buddy.” Wakko looked at Saul. “This is a court, nobody cares about the law.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlfZ3UUFDV
Phoenix smirked, and pointed at Saul. “Kill yourself.” Phoenix walked out of the food court and got a hot pretzel on the way.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YmpMBSeyg
“You’re good brody we got him” shadow dapped up Chris
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlPZfaaJq1
Saul cries and the police take him away after Saul gives the keys to Legoshi who just got back from his date with that one guy named Lewes or something.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwc8QhrWck
Fang grits his teeth and his tooth pick snaps.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkav4Bdhpr
“You may ‘ave bested me this time, but I won’t let you get the best’a this ol’ weasel again!” Fang yells and hops away because he’s a kangaroo.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcFwsYYa2U
Chris finishes eating his cigarette.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiIH3NTtgE
“That went pretty well.” Chris says and then snaps his 3DS in half because the companion from Sword and Shield is really stupid and annoying.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHuj0GTYVT
“Hop was a retread of Hau, but I like Hop, he might’ve been a bland rival but he wasn’t annoying like Barry and Wally.” Shadow took off his jacket and kept eating his pretzel.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgFoxivVqp
Wakko was buying a Cinnabon but couldn’t because they were all out.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EhTUpp9EQ
“I’m glad Saul didn’t wise up and call that one blind lawyer asshole guy to the stand, we would’ve been fucked like some cringecore zoomers.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2DzSuZcmR
“What can a blind guy even do,” Chris says, “he can’t even do anything cool like fight crime or whatever.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHvpqAGYrp
“Wowwww, the disabled guy is being ableist. Cripical.”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFWpqGtE2M
Author’s note: I am not ableist I sahed hat so chashow can loom like ba fguy
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4O3ZT8C2yP
“Okay, do you want to get a cinnabon for breakfast, Shadow?” Chris asks Chrissily and throws away his crutches cause he’s done being disabled now.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq79IE3ebQ
“Yeah sure.” Shadow walked over to the Cinnabon in fashion square mall but was stopped by a rock wrapped in a red string hitting him.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR2HlN2ZPy
Someone pulled the string back in. “I-I’m sorry, that was meant for a- for my sweetheart..”
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UwixQw40m
“You’re good.” Shadow smiled at the man in the red and blue shirt and walked over to the Cinnabon. “I’ll get one Cinnabon… To go.” Lightning struck behind shadow.
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVVDRuML8n
The end of chapter 7 or something idk
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMHqL69rY7
348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLs4eUzXb54
