今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjcHt4j81M
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwTdiSiUR1
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFVuUeJU0L
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLL9SLbDQV
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEXqmsNbzd
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsyRGzdAA6
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「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp0Qjxj5V0
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXsrfIzfLf
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我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrDjTAWXfp
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqZfsoAukx
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcrY4wiqIh
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「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZSoGSRlds
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聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJRXOCDXTg
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgluVqZ9tzt
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBh2OHj0Pi
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時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpZqPaHDXo
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vnjApBZK7
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxtS7EALd7
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在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMZdDJFiZD
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykn5xJzbz0
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIBeXgvhRK
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcafAMqhbt
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNacwr27yJc
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創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcEk57agtE
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每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxHjrsha7J
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2UsXbCYR5
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiTd3FaxJP
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你有3則未接來電1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgMeh2REQW
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「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKWgqSBHje
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於是...1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsrLG1GeES
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忍耐LV.9：1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jbMr2OHNd
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgok1oUgCPj
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqIZGwHnil
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkZLrN696N
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLr0qUNAGIU
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaWjdgnEkq
強迫LV.6：1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzLMNgZ0ut
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCQXdRwliT
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgM9VO4Zyt4
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwze6Q58AF4
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyFXvP7gH3
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFsXlcSwdi
觀察LV.3：1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDY89JXkruu
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFSTbpEzWO
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzPAJ94Kxt
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfJH4Cs8o5
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeFJMRbUiK
吟遊詩人LV.1：1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGrGfEJZZo
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你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkruq4AqmW
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4ddPdkYKK
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJW7znAD4H
衛生紙LV.1：1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttwc6L992u
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaANS6byv8x
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0c46msdp4e
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因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkxjh2hlX6
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnmEEoUEke
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「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0VVwxtVxy
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOhdAqkjar
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzCCLPWo6X
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbhgMiZndy
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYa936CA9jP
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而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zF1s53ehT
1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLR9ZPOZrI
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3lfKdO0yJ
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電話那頭說：1366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVtsstg4Af
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