今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UF6GGjiG6
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2ZjTZzBQm
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOl4M3r2IC
「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOVR6EMX5U
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDsiZ13r8J
在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnYLNGiq07
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblwt4WT4rH
金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4nH5ZKJ9Z
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9wLcjDvRx
等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1DPwoMYvo
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiV6RzAe1S7
「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZROtE0k6A
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDYDGRUWHB
戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeCBnzhaWs
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuzsHgsuNJ
我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFdDN16HMd
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqtRYE7rhx
一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTuD2PmnNI
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzTM3zhMzM
每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBguIAkY96O
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozdsSVEQfn
「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlN07UBl5A9
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84yWGyp2e6
聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wrVrlNfR9
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8Y990wmO7
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvSqAR91pS
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcGp0h0SSt
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCdj4OzQY2
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpq8c3J5qk
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnzuiQPRr6
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKD7ZJn2Gvc
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8kZHPh2U2
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OhHvzvLlO
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJNBTmMLft
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hScQqFzi5
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgA4dumc8D1
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ389h2sBydg
創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ni8IisyoG
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxV4N7Fxka0
每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3q5eVVmMs
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQPhjUNQpb
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB4JGwCZqr
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexuiwVfnDy
你有3則未接來電1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruZ2kIqXbt
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKm7aZUpBP
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CQ3OI3idt
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHrTlB9h38
於是...1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHlXtTRGux
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrhasa8drs
忍耐LV.9：1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLmEFf3Akl
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7G53z86Z7p
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4NqHAMpa2
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcRwlL4xK4
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkVsAQjwEJ
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLazNERKpl
強迫LV.6：1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIovHer4Ze
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SgeHr9zzi
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVsSnZUxlB
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1Ah2aVUs0
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx63E9VrMue
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OTZplxo3N
觀察LV.3：1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYCBBaMhZ2
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfQjL37tZz
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCiie2stFq
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ddfHWtJx4
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLyM799VPz
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1pTcuVREE
吟遊詩人LV.1：1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2n8AA5FY6B
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBu9szO9qAT
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4ybmrF35K
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPug3Wq7zw
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0Ob98CiTg
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuS6ry2tAh
衛生紙LV.1：1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQSE3Eaw6r
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYQ5Zvgoxy
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZp1NCNsnO
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0KfjkbEJE
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbF2PUiQrA
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeULaRby65
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1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eNb2neOmw
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1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iVLwK4fSD
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1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacXYDtRF1M
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiJsyLcLXm
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45mwJFxq0l
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDG4q8hObdQ
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlapXT3LZR
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5ObyDv2ME
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6Cc15AVdf
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qxG00Ab69
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsPqeHsWND
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3Bt7fNI8T
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGy3SYMdb4x
電話那頭說：1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NEXlNt20k
1279Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAgEg7wWqN
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