咔——815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvk6umfsu6
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推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQWahOAmns
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFEWSHn4qV
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見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZhshBkqD5
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cdDubUSQj
喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh37fB7x7r4
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkS1p3Glsc
「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQi0Qt32qfW
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoWguTX6go
大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaVeoOp288
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUac1gmW74
我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAggoXM5MH
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoTNFMEoIl
我嘗試解釋道。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNtY82WDFQ
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3IyQlvW05
媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqzgTu0yBv
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zBLxpgqm7
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucfjfsBckW
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiAul1bwbV
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe99q79cx1O
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDsQztaeRH
「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoPdSKRGDk
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsTnXFZWQL
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡby9qus46dl
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ160fatvCr2
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAR5OCyH2QE
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMT6f1EK0M6
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uWGNQspD2
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8ZjnHONZD
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOAnTd24Ak
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlK0S3gdmV
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdRqQvK58B
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyZgBEmYme
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IUuWvQSCm
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FNQ5on3zG
「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyneF3uY45H
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcKni5Rry6
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKBdlGWLCE
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiC2pUkQPrd
算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRcvPUUCUU
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUBqCNm5DS
我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyBDLvI5SO
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2IZSAjFhx
推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AwN3IeYM8
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUheG6lCGhq
「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1UFr656xZ
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GdpmS88Ct
對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9CGOcA9Du
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWm9TghIpr
「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxQhPNmc6T
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNm3MdpP01i
「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6gZ0b8Z5s
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjB62nbJuh5
「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡre45wuwg2F
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHnjnxX0pQ
「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTE0oa2VODQ
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRqfLafEA0
「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfwP0oUrGP
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdrZqnbkt8
「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDtFhy9EPz
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pvtL59D3Q
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwveDfehxfU
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm58dCYqm99
「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYVRXj4D1R
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4O7a6PhXV
我個樣似好開心咩？815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UsX1XsHmc
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUN5os7ZVIp
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZd5gtdaak
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUpKUNQO1Q
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwHAO7Ym8q
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabC3yOSdrX
「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCfdpXk2IZ
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LLxTGKoKL
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHcm7mUig6
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxExbcY7IN
「上次個哥哥？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cqEKyQoGE
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwD3GbHTFJ6
「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqvdoVx6AK
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqHjp0qVYi
「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVGLj9GKJU
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAZqY6jqAa
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLEd4NpMG0
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeRRwGts7G
越黎越過份喇你．．．815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbrls4AH1b
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHXmH1Sq4c
姓趙嘅。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NkMLEFJrt
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8K6b8hwumx
「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwa6tFkLQ86
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWlzI4noeU
「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6rOj2W1P6
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCHKKux2Oo
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmze6ZTAJz
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bSku6Ksyv
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yPaal3V8F
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpebGdBmxo
點解呢？815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIO0CUT686
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg0LfCj5yu
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinLwFdMXKA
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51glQpHb66
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvm0WCkJ0of
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nuZ2B5o6S
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fX34S33bT
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXHRJiJ8Z7
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo4Gd8O0Wi
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyjnqL0veB
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxlu0akz9b
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpt8IMyeH1
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2JbnOAcPQ
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXB9jLTjvEZ
其實我都知道點解。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZAvAebQqz
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMs5wGlLgI7
可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUbWiMDBRr
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYPuz1L47p
唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCcDbYU23J
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qKrMPgPjC
我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjFcXVMF0i
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjcmZBlu13
tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMU8bRJg56A
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbDNGz79YH
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wg01dltW6
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35acEdsP3l
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUgjUMqfCH
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡperqDWy3gT
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPni6REjSuh
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkc8iFu0Af
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUjb8rzFvi
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRSv5kioXS
nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfx3Bdwdlfh
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn6QLtSUze
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PTXBhhttr
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjrozy9QDB
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiJ2YTXWZ5
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34imA44NXe
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMtS9WHG2X
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36M1GNuMqu
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXnmnH8LGc
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAUomPxhIP
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiODsNGsr9j
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXDBx2iJin
tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8YuhcVuMc
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AaYRzDz4O
呢個人真係唔識情趣。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRau9JijlxZ
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVHsjgv5uj
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AmhzLaAwk
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kuDsdqVd1
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCUZgWCGVp
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6qoK8A1Ql
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsZcsuLzZI
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntBQuqtJZx
呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WmrKwO1ks
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwSVxvThyC
nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNee3lA9Po1
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcv5c057Dm
tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3St4DlHvCW
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAdRFqvFaU
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOldLPwn9nW
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjdfqqSlT7
雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89mRMjERTH
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0gJwVjIx0
tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiRBxrBmO2
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2r52Bi9wpw
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHSKn3eNFB
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhQQEGTAgF
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyEgCQbx6N
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5Oit7BnEM
我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHPFHBF5Vu
815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUdPPN0t6b
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqKXrujiPW
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6858nf1xGP
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tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjR1O9DLYJU
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nooneremember：係係係～係到。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvkpn4PXn7
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nooneremember：晚安喇，我都準備去訓喇。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4e8GV962b6
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tiffanynoname_214：嗯，咁先岩架嘛，早抖！815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcg3HVrSenZ
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nooneremember：早抖喇，快啲休息喇。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOWUsEhc9T
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀，所以話阿，女人就係咁！佢可以做，你唔得。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXIr8Q38bQ
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehFejfjJjY
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係愛阿？定係責任呢？815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAAJO5O3Do
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而話要訓嘅我，其實都未可以咁快入到眠，唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁，或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rWprbXrRm
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口頭上係咁講，但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——815Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOgWVcYGgS
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