「愛情既份量,並唔係用時間作單位去衡量...?」我見tiffany細細聲咁重復左我句野,好似係到深思人生咁。815Please respect copyright.PENANA4l5wPqZSON
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如果相處得耐就叫好愛對方,做乜會有咁多七年之癢?815Please respect copyright.PENANAlwfV7PgRnh
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如果相處得耐就叫好愛對方,咁林鄭同佢個位皮笑肉不笑既老公係咪好愛對方?815Please respect copyright.PENANAzHiYoFgj6U
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如果愛係可以用時間黎分到底愛得夠唔夠、多唔多,咁呢樣野已經唔係最單純既愛,我相信更多既係因為習性,或者應該叫做一份責任感?815Please respect copyright.PENANAtZnFhcMmEm
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細舅母好似完全冇諗過我可以講出呢種咁高深莫測既說話,露出一副呆泄左既表情,呢個毒撚明點解會突然咁犀利,唔通佢真係領悟到愛情既精髓!?815Please respect copyright.PENANAxnl0pCXMWG
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係細舅母眼中既我就好似背後散發出閃光,頭髮慢慢變緊金黃,準備進入超西mode既超級撒亞明咁,戰鬥力同以前根本唔係一個層次。815Please respect copyright.PENANAT8ft6bym66
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唔得,唔可以咁快就認輸,如果就咁退場,我身為長輩既尊嚴點堅守落去!815Please respect copyright.PENANAuply5ax9wf
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「明仔真係識諗左好多~你地咁愛對方囉,有冇諗過幾時拉埋天窗呀!」815Please respect copyright.PENANAgsor3lpebp
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點都估唔到細舅母居然唔顧後果,使用人稱「新年三大忌」既毒門秘技。我屌,使出呢招既居然唔係班仆街三姑六婆,而係我最親既親人之一!?815Please respect copyright.PENANASUKyeelWhl
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新年三大忌——薪、婚、樓!!!815Please respect copyright.PENANAqml19VEPzb
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我虎軀一震,打左個突。815Please respect copyright.PENANAVtZVwQWezD
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正當我同tiffany兩人都陷入不知所措既狀態時,一把聲音幫我地解圍。815Please respect copyright.PENANAMvLIyEPxKB
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「佢地仲咁後生,唔洗諗到咁遠既。」係細舅父,幫理不幫老婆!815Please respect copyright.PENANAKsovKFKdjh
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「冇錯呀,明仔佢先得廿零頭,大把時間喇。」大舅父!!815Please respect copyright.PENANAAXUidBZySV
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「係要諗都係某位仲掛住玩,明明大過明仔都唔肯帶女朋友番黎食團年飯既人兄諗下先喇。」姨丈!!!815Please respect copyright.PENANAwQgwsrjpLu
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然後我見到阿均一副「屌,又關我撚事」既表情望住姨丈,明明係我俾人鞭屍佢都可以中槍,唔好意思呀老表。815Please respect copyright.PENANAA7fxHHgtBE
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見到眾多親戚為我同Tiffany護駕,唔想呢棵岩岩發芽既愛戀就咁俾細舅母摧毀,我心入面感受到咩叫親情,咩叫人間有愛,差啲連馬尿都流埋出黎。815Please respect copyright.PENANA8WQOu5MeEe
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我地家族既男人,原來都可以咁型,唔係個個都係「號.東邪」同「紫青爸」!!!815Please respect copyright.PENANAX6l4D2GUTC
群情洶湧,面對咁多個人既聲氣,細舅母就算幾好打都獨力難支,所以佢只好選擇放棄再出手。815Please respect copyright.PENANAjaCLZTG7JO
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「呼——」我噗左啖氣,誓估唔到今次居然真係可以咁樣過到骨,望住細舅母意猶未盡但又唔可以對我出手既樣,內心暗暗鬆左啖氣。815Please respect copyright.PENANAHmRKpOVcwt
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但係細舅母隨即突然望住阿均同阿樂,睇黎屬於佢既魔爪係唔會停落黎,我見住細舅母慢慢走向兩位臉色漸變蒼白既表兄弟,兄弟們保重呀。815Please respect copyright.PENANAoAPUUZGTnb
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而係呢個時候,突然有人拍左拍我後背,只見老豆同媽子兩個人原來不知不覺黎到我既身後。815Please respect copyright.PENANA61eBmat26M
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嘩!大佬你地兩個行路幾時練到識無聲架?815Please respect copyright.PENANApLbDhjqN4S
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「呀衰仔,帶女朋友黎唔早啲同我講!」媽子完全唔諗住係Tiffany面前俾番幾分面子我,直接指住我心口就開拖。815Please respect copyright.PENANAJHJTJurmh6
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「你睇下你個死仔呀,做咩事都唔上心!」媽子一野就推開我,然後係手袋入面拎左封利是出黎,瘋狂咁塞俾Tiffany。815Please respect copyright.PENANAhNjGNsVXe2
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利是!?我見到利是封係「畢」姓封面就知道媽子落左重本,呢個利是封佢一年只會派俾三個人,阿均、阿茵、阿樂同埋威仔,封封一張金牛。冇錯,係冇我份架,要拎呢一份野唔知要經過幾多重考驗。815Please respect copyright.PENANAhOdo9gudPO
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但係佢一見到Tiffany就直接落咁重手,公平咩!?815Please respect copyright.PENANAopfzI2wqYN
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「Aunite,唔洗喇!」Tiffany推開左媽子既心意,唔好意思收起呢封根本就唔屬於佢既利是。815Please respect copyright.PENANAmt9yXEhrId
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「唉呀傻女黎既,呢啲野應該既,你就當auntie俾你既補償費,要你對住我個咁既仔。」媽子好似識得太極拳咁樣,居然連連將Tiffany推番黎既利是夾硬送番佢手上,仲勁撚過葉師傅。815Please respect copyright.PENANAWaQby2kM1o
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喂喂喂,家陣我好失禮你咩?當然,我只係敢係心入面屌鬼。815Please respect copyright.PENANAgYU3QL5vCP
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「收左佢喇阿雅,要你照顧呢個衰仔都辛苦哂你架喇。」平時好日都唔講句野既老豆居然都出埋聲,企埋係媽子個邊。815Please respect copyright.PENANArPtpVf3eSn
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「岩呀,一家人呀嘛。」媽子夾硬塞左封利是係Tiffany手心,然後捉住佢隻手拍左拍,話語入面好似已經準備將對方綁上我地屋企隻賊船咁樣。815Please respect copyright.PENANAAMLduvwEkg
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老豆媽子呀,你地咁樣做真係好咩?人地家陣只係我名義上既女朋友姐,你地有冇諗過做到咁誇張會嚇死人。815Please respect copyright.PENANApTUVCLwxK8
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見到Tiffany對我投黎一個求救之色,我都只可以苦苦一笑道:「收左佢喇,唔係一陣佢兩個唔放過我架。」815Please respect copyright.PENANAJBSWuaCGz2
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見到Tiffany收低封利是,兩老終於都露出滿意既笑容。815Please respect copyright.PENANAEsV8fHXDMp
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而正當每個家庭都各自各做緊自己野時,中氣十足既大舅父突然叫停左大家。815Please respect copyright.PENANAQAHnVn5HyJ
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「喂,點解已經十二點三,呀媽仲未到既?」大舅父問道,呢個時候大家都停低哂手頭上既動作。係啵,平時最守時既婆婆點解仲未見人影既?815Please respect copyright.PENANAUPtHP21MZS
「我打俾呀媽睇下點先。」媽子說罷拎起手機就打俾婆婆。815Please respect copyright.PENANAhpiwlPGC8a
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「大家姐,呀媽佢好似早幾日去食飯唔見左電話,唔係咩?」細舅記起上星期發生既一件事。815Please respect copyright.PENANArLKqGe4f3W
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婆婆上星期五夜晚約左班老友記去食廣東菜,然後唔小心漏左手機係個餐廳到。815Please respect copyright.PENANAPUTc0nSqi2
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「傻咩,一早拎番喇!個日就已經拎左架喇,好似話有個員工拎埋衝出去俾番佢添呀。」阿姨幫手做解答。815Please respect copyright.PENANAKI2zdffRkE
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「冇拎番既話呢幾日係屋企wtapps group出聲個呀媽又係邊個呀?你真係冇理醒定。」打緊電話既老母都仲要插咀屌尻細舅。815Please respect copyright.PENANA3IownNvJlc
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「估唔到家陣仲有人咁好心,唔貪財。」細舅避開自己柒左既事實同老母屌尻佢既句子,然後自己講自己道理,實行無視任何不利自己既事。815Please respect copyright.PENANAfu2gnnMeNl
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呢個時候我發現到企係身邊既tiffany神色一變,好似係到諗緊野咁。815Please respect copyright.PENANAhCM8HUz9R7
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「做咩呀?」出於關心,點都要問下。815Please respect copyright.PENANAT9586WcpgA
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「冇野...冇事,我諗緊自己啲野姐。」tiffany好似唔想講我知咩事咁,然後又對住我展現出元氣滿滿既笑容。815Please respect copyright.PENANADrUtjpdSw4
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但係你聽到佢好似係到喃喃自語:「無可能咁岩既...」815Please respect copyright.PENANASlkSuln9Lz
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而正當我想繼續追問時就突然媽子同婆婆傾電話既聲音打斷左我本來既行動。815Please respect copyright.PENANAOlU2JweE5G
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「喂,媽~係我呀。哦,你上緊黎喇?哦,今朝同左朋友去飲茶呀?哦...得喇,咁我地準備定啲野等你上黎喇。」815Please respect copyright.PENANAd3iiEZ9pTp
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「呀妹,可以拎個盤菜出黎喇,開飯喇。」媽子收完線之後講道,睇黎婆婆已經到左樓下。815Please respect copyright.PENANAP14DH3iLSD
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阿姨點點頭就入去廚房拎番尋日我辛苦拎黎既個兩大盤野,個兩份十人份量既盤菜,而其他人都幫手係到搬好枱櫈,本身客廳張枱係可以坐到八個人,加埋兩面主席位,總共係十個人。但係如果將佢收埋係底下既機關一拉,呢張伸縮枱就可以變成十四人座位既大長枱,如果唔係客廳夠大,都唔知點樣塞到呢張長野。815Please respect copyright.PENANAxiWBJE7v97
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往年黎講,十四個位坐十四個人,係完全冇問題,但係今年因為多左Tiffany同Kitty既關係,我地將會大嘗至十六個人。至於我地點樣將陣間總共十六個人塞落去呢到只可以供十四個人既長枱到?815Please respect copyright.PENANAXJKNkq9ih3
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方法只有一個,我地香港人最叻既特技,咪就係靠「迫」囉。815Please respect copyright.PENANAYHQCeHWBa2
百零尺既龍床盤都可以接受到既我地,係對於空間有全新概念既人種黎。815Please respect copyright.PENANAsqav7t39jR
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「喂,衰仔去幫手拎碗筷喇!」正當我仲係到整緊張伸縮枱時,媽子已經不忘幫我安排下個任務,真係洗人洗到盡。815Please respect copyright.PENANAGy2jRMzSLh
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「我黎幫手喇。」Tiffany幫你手接過碗筷,然後好快速咁將所有野都派好左係每個位上,純熟既手勢使到我都驚嘆。815Please respect copyright.PENANAYOj15pdeTu
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「呢啲將來就係好老婆喇,好好珍惜呀。」細舅父上前拍左拍我膊頭,望望係到幫手執頭尾既Tiffany,又再望望企係一邊要表弟阿樂幫佢按摩既Kitty,好感慨咁講道。815Please respect copyright.PENANAjPF5gplzM4
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但當我望埋去阿樂到時,只見佢露出一副傲氣十足既姿態,然後按按下女朋友既肩部突然使出咸豬手抽抽女朋友水,好似係到同我講緊:「我有得同女女親熱,你冇架喇~」815Please respect copyright.PENANAjrzhRlE1Va
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見到咁既情況,我只係一笑罷之!815Please respect copyright.PENANAszhHEc2ctc
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望住阿樂再借啲意再揩左揩Kitty波餅。815Please respect copyright.PENANAonFc0NuI9s
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屌,其實我真係幾葡萄。815Please respect copyright.PENANADc0f0dOVYh
而正當我仲係到提子左、提子右時,突然間門響既聲音又響起。
叮噹—815Please respect copyright.PENANA02uH0UNubZ
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正當大家將所有野都準備得七七八八時,門鈴聲終於響起,隔住道門我已經感受到婆婆既氣場!815Please respect copyright.PENANAHPdBX8qfvV
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望左望幾份黎自我地孫字輩既禮物,只有我個份好似特別細咁。815Please respect copyright.PENANAqfZNzQL5Ve
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由禮物包裝既外形上,我唔難睇出阿均送既應該係酒,阿茵送既係佢最拿手既領域——「首飾」,而阿樂既有八成機會係名牌衫或者褲。815Please respect copyright.PENANAadczfPD3pc
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望左望我個份包好左放係茶几上高既神仙水,唔知點解我覺得氣勢上已經好似輸人地幾個身位。815Please respect copyright.PENANAIWvzU7MaX2
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屌那馬,理得佢呀!今次食粥食飯靠你架喇!815Please respect copyright.PENANAfOBWlAY7NV
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「媽~」「婆婆~」全屋人就好似日本漫畫個啲黑道組員見組長咁,同聲同氣、齊齊整整咁一齊打招呼。815Please respect copyright.PENANAOrkRn9n6Le
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婆婆推門而入,明明已經都七十有幾,但係仲精神十足,同個班係公園妹下妹下既老友記好似兩種星球既生物咁,根本冇任何可比性。815Please respect copyright.PENANAfr6pPMelBa
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行出黎既每一步都有種不怒自威既氣勢,如果你夾硬要我任容佢個種氣勢似咩人物,我只可以同你講婆婆既角色會長之於垃圾富奸套Hunter x Hunter,自來也之於世界第一既火影世界,老個位司棋姐之於溏心風暴。815Please respect copyright.PENANA4fDivO4Y1L
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婆婆笑左笑點點頭:「唔好意思呀,我黎遲左。」815Please respect copyright.PENANAqixWYMcF1j
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「冇事既媽,不過點解你會遲左既?」最受寵愛既媽子問道。815Please respect copyright.PENANAORwkJZkIrX
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「我咁岩係銅鑼灣飲完茶,又近個日食個間廣東菜。咪諗住去搵下個待應唔該下佢咋嘛,你知喇,個日人地幫左我手,我咩都冇意思下就咁走左去。」婆婆為人就係咁,賞罰分別,同埋唔鍾意差人人情。815Please respect copyright.PENANAIciKnHk4UJ
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「不過嘛個女仔唔係到,聽個經理講話個女仔係得閒先去替下工幫下手架咋,都唔知有冇機會再見到佢。」婆婆嘆氣講道。815Please respect copyright.PENANAThDMjn4onq
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而正當婆婆係到講緊野時,我感覺到Tiffany扯左扯我衫角。815Please respect copyright.PENANA5ricCcy7Si
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「做咩?」我見到Tiffany臉色好似有少少唔對路。815Please respect copyright.PENANAwRvNHNjrjz
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「喂...唔係真係咁岩呀。」815Please respect copyright.PENANA2216kenM0J
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「岩咩呀?」正當我準備好好了解下Tiffany岩咩唔岩咩時,突然間婆婆高八度既聲線制止左我追問落去,同時都解答左我既疑惑。815Please respect copyright.PENANAUBEuCU51TC
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