* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtfZKwbQts
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出阵中——75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarnX7SnngX
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8EQzpMtmw
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9vIJSJ0P5
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1Gb14oJN0
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlP3GVhAWyw
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupiXqrLs9y
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFI7tWdvyk
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cjir3RJ1j
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflqSwzo8Ue
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzFcdvEHcS
烛台：大概吧……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPPwxBu0BR
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqNCRqx617
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不久之后——75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHyfE5QuAs
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7ATWJEJ9b
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiccnnoqFI6
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf9xvlvN2x
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW40G7Rvy4j
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPI0a2LuiLU
蜂须贺：……（怨气）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeb2znxn8H
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsC5KV5Gku
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回到本丸后——75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsofd1wxCnS
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUSTCO8grm
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX14ppbwzA
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrkmcoWScw
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHifsvCmoFO
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8IJXoUnVB
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJUafoSk3Y
长曾弥：乐意之至。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyF9tjfLLF
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp7kEuyfVR
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JRWKk4J1K
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiedSsQeR1
豆丁：联络感情？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZYrbUgtH5
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eVntMmoN8
豆丁：可以出去看吗？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXebuC2W0H
烛台：可以……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGLfgEz9tO
豆丁：哇！太好了！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMw25VXrwXa
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavxDkMNTn4
豆丁：……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5weTxMM7T
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再次出阵时——75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaA9CHVdWE
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeLEZvn8dZ
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0kisizSHX
蜂须贺：……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlra7g2oCs
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不久之后——75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmV35BvVWC
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV524JdKutI
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnlNNrGUfB
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6VlTYvVet
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDJN9HHkXC
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBEdWiaKpL
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnaITTCnXY
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujDRbDpXml
长曾弥：……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffPkxz1FF8
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回到本丸后——75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLpHQKoauA
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3okbp13CsX
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBi6q8JmI6
（远处传来对话）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLo2jg4nNg
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6rdI7klRj
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVxWeMLdx5
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrkOlukGCf
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59QZiYLPGm
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDH7YinAuDy
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVMsz1edbr
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wFSGUaVJ2
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsktueqjGA
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后来——75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2xa94d1j0
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQWrsoRn7O
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iwDxXa5TY
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0yufRwCmD
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRoLj7bDld
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCmoq8MZ46
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再后来——75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pkiSJs0Gb
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsplg5vvhd
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZNUMIp7mv
浦岛：一期……哥好。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITb9vAN0ba
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpry1xr74cM
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDVVKKiuyB
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）