* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHElStRb26s
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出阵中——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1WLNmc7PD
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ADB5XCsns
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSIzStJ4SL
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMA5tWhed9
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8OsyewAZ7
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6LaFCeBfr
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPZJVnlv91
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDT0rJ6tN7
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGtSPxmXii
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2dGaBnA1J
烛台：大概吧……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRMbAy5ylZ
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjssbUY9Az
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不久之后——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqqdErXAwL
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiaaMcxXxN
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXQ5kf8cT0
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeKHScIi5f
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AdJLpLbWx
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5VDKA9WnU
蜂须贺：……（怨气）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pWXZYtw0n
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJgmsn5OcI
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回到本丸后——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLh2B2MrSMO
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCC1ETbZW42
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2XsSvV6eJ
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhSRpkvc2j
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgbcB5V5s1
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LIddFBaIi
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkvyGw5gGC
长曾弥：乐意之至。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ032cA3sVJh
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdU7eN6dbpZ
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBlhxADVJj
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3ZDHyZRKo
豆丁：联络感情？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50yRxAdRsa
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNuWlByKfX
豆丁：可以出去看吗？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklZi5v8n2o
烛台：可以……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGwHCfeq7i
豆丁：哇！太好了！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqG0RjCkDpp
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmX1vXCiL2
豆丁：……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVpeX0rkMi
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再次出阵时——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBp6Y9QgKx
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoecWimmlT5
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkPlRcBb6e
蜂须贺：……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqKAx0x16v
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不久之后——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyrO4WVYV4
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9OPYGwQUC
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRgOMOFp7b
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkuJkaV5Jq
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneFdbT0lub
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEg03lAbKm
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu69R948ZXq
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnwNba09MF
长曾弥：……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOYUuBBFMx
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回到本丸后——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrZ5s9KD1G
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ARjtvBy09
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqKpt0j5iM
（远处传来对话）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8u1JsUUcxZ
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uBrNTPS8F
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZeFhLTG36
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKK9YrBzLT
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFur1mDZYGY
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgcJA3h0C0
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwZAuZbaON
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ABCJqmAjX
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjShBZHZwe
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后来——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScYq0fvrHl
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VeQIQMXOI
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsNTI1lEwu
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fNlFm1rCC
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcQgDoJXTH
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe1PY5skqj
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再后来——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHdnXrYcbt
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtZB1zLZaL
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BDY4W8Fys
浦岛：一期……哥好。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfMSiybnPj
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdjtIIlEEI
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnD600pS50
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）