A tongue and cheek parody of Billy Squier's The Stroke and Lonely is the Night.

Take a journey into the strange and magical land known as Absurdum; an area with a long and proud history of profound weirdness and absolute insanity. The residents of a small chunk of squalor known as Timbrook are visited by a precocious knight on a quest, and inadvertently become swept up in a hysterical adventure. Magic, mystery, mayhem and intrigue abound. Full of laughs, adventure, intrigue, romance and hilarious characters. Delve in!

Rahbeem Roth just got a job as the guidance counselor at America’s first official “Magic School.” Now he’s helping all kinds of magical teenagers with some real-world problems, including a Black Power Demon Hunter, and a handsome child star trying to resurrect his girlfriend from the dead…

About this really annoying advert that they won't stop playing on the radio

Kate Walker and friends

Why does a secondary school teacher need blood to survive? Why does a secret agent take a job in the same school? What kind of strange school is, where the owner of the school(who is the principal as well) continuously experiments with the students and with the workers of the school too?

Why does the same principal (who is extremely strict and sometimes cruel with his subordinates) allow a totally uneducated(but attractive) girl working in a very important position in the school?

There is no one normal in this school?

Read this astonishing book and you will find out!

Small talk with people is always a little painful anyway,. However, the pandemic and the fact that everyone's been stuck at home for nearly a year, therefore having no news, has made it much much worse. Here's a suitably short poem about it

A short poem about why Valentine's day will be particularly crap this year

Have you ever noticed that superheroes in movies cause so much collateral damage? This story is for people who have.

Louise is a civilian caught in the middle of a battle between a supervillain and a team of heroes, a battle that is destroying the buildings around her. One hero tries to transport her home, but Louise doesn’t want to be rescued.

Sahana is friendly, innocent and optimistic, making her the perfect shoujo anime heroine… except she’s not the main character of this story.

When school prince Toyomi asks her out, she starts hanging out with him and leaves her friends behind. Prim and proper Masami and tomboyish slob Kunie don’t seem to have much in common outside of their friendship with Sahana, but they try to make the best out of a lonely situation.

So why is the god of love and marriage watching them, red string of fate at the ready?

In the mood for some rude humor? Then this is the book for you.

Jokes are from the authors' imaginations and the people Shadow interviews, so if you want your joke to show up here, join as an co-writer, or drop Shadow a line here and leave your name (so Shadow knows who to attribute the joke to).  Also includes many jokes from You're Funny, a contest Shadow created to hunt the internet for good jokes.

Hopefully, the jokes won't be too cruel, but you'll be the judge of that. Have fun, and get ready to laugh!

12-year-old Lydia Morrison has been daydreaming too much in class and it's driving her teachers and classmates insane. After a parent-teacher conference, her parents are forced to send her to stay with relatives living in England, yet Lydia runs away from home. After receiving a strange letter from a mysterious owl, Lydia is is taken to Hogwash School of Magic & Mastery. There Lydia finds herself inserted into the worst house in  Hogwash and is quickly embroiled in a mystery that (if left unsolved) could destroy the entire school!