從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6FtCTO4Df
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtHEjyVe0p
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOGbtNHYFU
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PZE1sBQEB
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dGucxPJ9l
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ173I2cIaK4
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlbKPbG8nm
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zgFBQe9zb
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWDx0fAL5u
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68rMB2qQtj
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEAHLEjZTo
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarTMYduGJ0
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNv9hQ4yFUa
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耳機插頭默默伸長。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW11RHDdh5w
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1A15LSRbo0
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電電，卒。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtKbrx9KSr
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9v4xhXlg2
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47mIsREMah
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“上鳴！！”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0D7MooWzIs
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVpZxVr8ym
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb64icg06k
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnEVVaFpJe
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“我們？！”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrwWM0jM3j
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小姐姐震驚了。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkc4wm5Du2
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ25wLxlwKC
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZtW1lBR7L
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbo8Z50WKt
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY311CMpoRO
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfQ9ffs6eG
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來日方長。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtFMJ5pa50
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他們還有很長很長的時間。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4kGRfEFq0
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vfxCVOJlK
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIpLgWBHSy
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgwABu3FoE
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耳郎︰“……”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXyA2jiYbJ
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摔！443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALEtY7qmv2
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0FPAEkqSE
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wQk9v0hPw
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkvEli2VWB
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51usHb7lk5
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y92Ln1sZo
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MkvKr2Ciy
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“……”迷之微笑。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQpX0gEALz
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“ 擦。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIcSkTk7j8
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DD02mwRp8
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dFLSz8GGw
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rTFr6qud3
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也是非常頑強了……443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoba7NFpt3
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMie8r6IDUZ
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“哇啊啊啊！！”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL5LnRqbk2
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGJAW36Hsu
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK1XeXWv8A
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbdz9uDFBU
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WcOLWclHt
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5k5mbTSai
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquZMgcqai6
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwb0JA9Zb7
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYbQa637gF
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulvo0bVtAI
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOvBjOubt1
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Pf6p3Jn89
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBh5HrhGe5
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC93eZQOy4E
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想！都！別！想！443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhkjgIqrtt
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WR63reYDq
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKJnDKmcjs
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嗯？443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgXXbMunfU
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHd7w4vOgQ
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4O8YMvIEb
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nbRm5oZOq
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dNSzmKkBT
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSFtlrua0M
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK2BwW9yWo
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我一個都不想選！443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3OIrHLC7r
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMPBOCz2oe
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiFojJTiN7
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQJ077fieA
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“不，我不要！”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgYattNlLz
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“快點。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7pAXIHrSw
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2e0ob9ZkA
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“少廢話。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaRJxAZz9s
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUm1xMXeKW
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocRtUgGpBA
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“想……”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoELLWQnFPb
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeE7r7lUhM
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最討厭停電了！！！443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3eJ5ljzNu
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明天就去投訴物業！！！443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBPqwaRT3a
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9Hmz3rD4J
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3k2FEaKifm
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七點。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0klMWjld3A
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmZH8DrqPr
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrCsuc03nK
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfgQCP2F49
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡko7CBUC8OD
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“是嗎？”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOvJMtEi1K
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63wOMY9AB0
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9703HdNia
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXca9DJQuc
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYDF0a43Kx
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tz3IMcsPC
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyswIJPuQg
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鎭？443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJugORR4af
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耳郎扶額︰“……”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFwHpUIDCt
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真是沒眼看了。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBdRk1Siw5
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45iOsDIP3N
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUPuTN8rl3
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ilhlxJIAk
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJbS13L6t2
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PlgCM1G0y
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmmXDMDN1N
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoEAJLrVJ9
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhj3BGScIo
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjbcMFcT9C
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“喂！”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgZIAZkkEL
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssKB6qiymi
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CJQJpb1xV
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhnGgkGGcJ
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI18pArQqXz
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMKMi8IC0G
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWv1Ylyg9f
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQveeYV6Vgx
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上耳︰“……”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKC3VEwO1e
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這幫家伙真不客氣。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsaocOtk0E
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0SO3J4ZOz
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQZvFbpmBn
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhukbZTdGH
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2RS75kly9
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooeHt4f8oj
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUiFYv5XFs
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD4NCFVxOG
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNWWwGRWLl
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOqNz8Xm1z
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy64Dmd60qN
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPLdd3cOgS
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuD3yHOnZwa
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6Q0FMqul9
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眾︰“……？”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCiE6tmwmr
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6NVcayB3j
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxAVnupZYH
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“我樂意寵她。”443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeurZmYfUX
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你們管得著嗎？443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfubyH7QlD
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