從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUVZEafN1n
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGJnobQcNY
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTirRZTWEy
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPYrtGv3eH
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBI1t388eSY
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonlUoNm7wN
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡje3Q0D85yE
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ahxrRAm5h
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7oYtxbAWn
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6Ec2opajt
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb10yZfWWE
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEU6yZctLUu
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yjdo7nYkK
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耳機插頭默默伸長。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAWRq47tWn
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPoNMTbqzI
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電電，卒。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJP7f3Y60cT
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvB1g1S6dUq
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIuO57Y1JW
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“上鳴！！”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizi5JFnB76
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyWyQUNWHP
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkx8Dzh25T
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiW7XnQXG1Y
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“我們？！”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiJJdfTf2W
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小姐姐震驚了。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulm4ULAFOc
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4cEPc7BtO
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiFzqe2mQ0
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡill1bgbiJH
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7cp3lkqLD
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0DDoMp3Ge
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來日方長。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhplDNbkSGa
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他們還有很長很長的時間。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcnATSriMk
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH9IhYOJtH
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxRTkktjY1
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia59kauARw
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耳郎︰“……”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWLWEhFhxS
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摔！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVE3Fpk1kg
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTLD7TT8if
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUacrRX1Ip
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFc8QoBfvy
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXJVtbl1Eb
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlcbWQhIkN
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdvMf436u5
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“……”迷之微笑。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlb0HVBoSEj
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“ 擦。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHkRSLVFvY
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrHnm8Bvp7
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBYRuyngrK
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2rbGqps6e
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也是非常頑強了……445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehgEC8AqZT
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ydCkV6fXJ
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“哇啊啊啊！！”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0uv064Auv
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2zp2RmPia
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqE5G4HuJnR
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNevwmxBqps
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuRMVc36dS
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgWxc7N4x4
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQfBfFMliF
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeLL2a4rVq
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBniH6JY0L
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OdS7a9GLt
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptcBgiioge
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4jgn1gPgC
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAZi4UDkPZ
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZl974879c
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想！都！別！想！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm4gvemRIv
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8jmvV6oFk
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUoKFdYL5J
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嗯？445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLZ6DFpwc1
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBlFxShvrc
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLfq5wlSQ7
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxL7trYF1C
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07Nr78SKw1
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHZON1LHQA
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDeZuONW0a
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我一個都不想選！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkBQBk9jYp
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcT55Dacd96
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA41utaiLE
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu0ZbxzEiH
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“不，我不要！”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTle4sGUCE
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“快點。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0ST9ORmhC
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSAsrrILpZ
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“少廢話。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgKLGxycZ6
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpoPNdfsUE
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGspvk5q9Zn
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“想……”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAa4m5e7mO
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBNNaHmf2M
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最討厭停電了！！！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMdhnunGUL
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明天就去投訴物業！！！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhP52VEvpGo
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrircb9YgS
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHVWxSSCkJ
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七點。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaDIvjJ2Oc
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZv0NY9Dhq
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIfwB4sl0N
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPOtiWUPsQ
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB21AvpL1q
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“是嗎？”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVpaNE9FBJ
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzAONkLCRT
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxAYd30E7q
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNf23NFo8CD
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUluAyaP0p
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUZ7iR4oqw
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKutVzecfrc
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鎭？445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVU7NsggUBb
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耳郎扶額︰“……”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYSfBVFb9f
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真是沒眼看了。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91txAAmKsb
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWJt5RTe2d
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMphTUy5Oc2
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oRisQlVy4
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FcxCrtkBm
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6d33aXD7l
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvb5Icyw40
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1vZekjcBb
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnUNkcUexq
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78yKAaFlzR
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“喂！”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdrxD39i6a
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunkdS7OcbB
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzekflNwco
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xHU4TKNkE
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyB6KKI9hk
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb46wwkkRrr
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlJUyaK76C
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLQ89nDTzt
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上耳︰“……”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0R79AUhgZw
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這幫家伙真不客氣。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaXVNLqmGx
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rLNswTDWG
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqmqkjFGFR
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkzTjqApow
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNN4G1ZerU
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr66ZBMsqR6
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABYIjSRAZn
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6wPqQlsXh
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznIPp7vB4a
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QBpCXbNkp
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ639nFLR7jk
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub1AuiIB8i
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAH81IbbDm
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GmQC526T2
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眾︰“……？”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRL8gVFS8W
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFcdrT7Te8
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLescsod79
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“我樂意寵她。”445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgVyw1bAJA
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你們管得著嗎？445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkj66ycsArt
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