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棒,經她一說現在滿腦子都是煙肉。完全無法闔上雙眼再次入睡。Anyway昨晚 睡眠質素不錯,明明只睡了七小時,卻如休息了三個月一樣身心舒暢,跟作者中途放棄寫作並斷更的時數一樣漫長。8964 copyright protection223PENANAptSjHia6NG 維尼
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本應如此的,但要知道計畫總是趕不上變化,甫踏出家門,就畀不知名團伙們迷暈兼擄走,驚不驚喜?意不意外?序章早就跟你說過倫敦是九反之地,所言非虛哩。8964 copyright protection223PENANAjZPt6vlyZD 維尼
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2020年曾經有一個所謂《英國城市友善度排名》,倫敦在全國五十個主要城市當中位列四十一,真正可喜可賀, 順帶一提,第一名是英格蘭北部的紐卡素(Newcastle),可惜足球方面完全吊車尾。但至於何謂友善?Well……我曾經到訪過紐卡素,從我在這七天裏已經記不起跟當地人說過多少次「多謝」已可見一班。8964 copyright protection223PENANAt3BNBd04TG 維尼
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「你們可以先將我放下來嗎?」我誠懇祈求完,對方大發慈悲摘去我頭上的麻包袋,一個束棗紅色莫霍克髮型的男子率先映入我眼簾。8964 copyright protection223PENANAt3NaH8W7vP 維尼
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「哎痛……對了(Aye)我認得你了……在章節序第十一段首次登場的麵包車司機。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAjC1eOlUIPf 維尼
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唔……!有物件在我身旁扭動着,我別過臉,原來還吊了另一個人。司機同樣摘去其頭套,竟然是伊斯,他也一併被擒獲。所以他們為一個本身已經帶著頭套的角色戴上另一個頭套,有意思咩?8964 copyright protection223PENANA63Gdem82nC 維尼
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「我跟他們說: 倒吊我的話,紙頭套會掉下來,但我不喜歡被人一睹尊容,寧可像蝙蝠俠帶著神秘感死去,他們同意了。」伊斯回話。8964 copyright protection223PENANA4wI7KyiaA4 維尼
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被你綁成這樣,要如何耍?我邊嘀咕着邊四周張望着,原來這裏是屠房,一邊廂掛著一堆死豬,另一邊廂卻吊著一排……疑似明爐燒鵝?但大概煮過頭,被烤至面目全非。8964 copyright protection223PENANA6PY1eYZJca 維尼
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不知等了多久,一個瘦削人影在盡頭出現,身型大慨只比我高上一兩厘米,戴着小圓墨鏡,留二劃鬍,活像李蓮英太監; 穿白色條紋西裝外套,胸膛外露,可惜沒腹肌可言,只有醜陋的龍紋身,皮包骨似的,不明白那來的自信穿Tom Ford西裝。8964 copyright protection223PENANAv0NY2D77rj 維尼
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「大哥。」司機上前,一副畢恭畢敬。8964 copyright protection223PENANAQTHUR8Dh8c 維尼
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「就是他?」疑似老大的傢伙走近,普通話粵語夾雜,猥瑣地脫下墨鏡,斜眼向上打量着我們。「啥,小屁孩?你們他媽被小屁孩給搶了貨?」8964 copyright protection223PENANAL7TnPZMtdC 維尼
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「俺姓左,名青龍。你們知道自己為何在這裏?」墨鏡男開口。8964 copyright protection223PENANAsPZhdRVbxm 維尼
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「你指口罩?講起就火滾!才過了幾個星期,英國已經再沒有人戴口罩了。我手上還有其他地方得來的蟹貨,你想要麼?一車車全都送俾你又點話,你把這批貨賣回香港保證你有賺……好了既然大家都沒有損失,請快點放我走。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAN7wCe5Or8y 維尼
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「你大爺的……好像真的有賺……不不不不!這是關乎名聲,我得要向手下交代,留下一手一腳是基本,叫破喉嚨都沒人會救你,你根本不知道自己身在何方。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAP4iLO4TBDc 維尼
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「咦為何你知道?」左姓男子愕然。8964 copyright protection223PENANAzhVyjHRKa2 維尼
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「那是天鵝。」司機糾正。8964 copyright protection223PENANAJcoBnapi3W 維尼
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「阿泰,閉嘴。」男子示意司機。8964 copyright protection223PENANANpsqq2z3rk 維尼
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「Wait what?你知道根據英國律法,全國所有天鵝都是屬於英女王殿下且不得捕獵之?」我皺起眉頭。8964 copyright protection223PENANAUgR8jNgXcE 維尼
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「報警吧。」伊斯附和。8964 copyright protection223PENANAjoShgTUFW2 維尼
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「我不認為你仍有機會這樣做。」墨鏡老大,司機和另外幾位沒有剛才末提及的跑龍套角色亮出菜刀:「 還是留下你們的嘴唇吧。」8964 copyright protection223PENANA2NqZtbodAh 維尼
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「哇不要急着下手,你聽到樓上有聲音嗎……Beeeeeee……Buuuuuuu……似乎是是警車聲?」8964 copyright protection223PENANAGrRRr30GfV 維尼
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左青龍抓起對講機咆哮:「樓上的,有狗上門你們他媽竟不通知我!」8964 copyright protection223PENANAgapfLDrDmO 維尼
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「不……他們只是衛生部門……」另一端的小弟辯解。8964 copyright protection223PENANAoy7MokUTGr 維尼
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「幹你娘我說了無數次他們比警察部門還要糟糕!死鬼佬……」他指着我和伊斯:「放了他們,然後把廚房的地溝油和上星期的餃子肉餡通通倒掉,沒有證件的員工立即把圍裙扔掉假裝食客……你們兩個還真是有狗屎運,現在快扮成我朋友。搶我貨一事之後再算帳。」8964 copyright protection223PENANA5j8Da0UL4S 維尼
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很快三名衛生部門的人走了進來檢查員工身份證。8964 copyright protection223PENANA1H6eCWJ4gs 維尼
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「名字?」司機被其中一人查問證件。8964 copyright protection223PENANAXmOm7OfDhr 維尼
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「阿泰,左泰。」原來司機跟老大一樣姓氏。8964 copyright protection223PENANAFFkUGkJ2By 維尼
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「你們?」另外兩人望着眾人。8964 copyright protection223PENANAtYYgy35HS0 維尼
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「左青龍,這裏的老闆。」8964 copyright protection223PENANA0ivBsJj2az 維尼
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「我是他表弟。」我隨意編了個大話。8964 copyright protection223PENANAll2DzpOQyA 維尼
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「我是來玩魔術的義工。」伊斯一身公雞打扮極度充滿說服力。8964 copyright protection223PENANAdva21yzTqV 維尼
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「天鵝……?」衛生幫轉而將目光投向周遭。8964 copyright protection223PENANAUT7KVBoEmu 維尼
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「不那是鵝。」司機插口。8964 copyright protection223PENANAJ0rHRv8FHJ 維尼
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「呼!」左青龍如釋重負:「差點就因為天鵝被捕。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAjjEzZEG4Xw 維尼
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「……Should I say 恭喜?」8964 copyright protection223PENANAjUhAta7usc 維尼
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「你們兩個傢伙…… 口罩交給我,然後再幫我一件事,大家就一筆勾銷。」8964 copyright protection223PENANAOAP1i0Sbzw 維尼
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