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#573

1st week of school holidays

Mira

Jul 3, 2022

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"we are not here to buy a toilet."

Me "Hey (siblings name) what did u call My Neighbour Totoro?"

Sibling "My Neighbour Toronto."

Sibling"Maybe she's reaching puberty? Again?"

Me and my mother "no."

Cousin "can I flip my chip in it?"

Her mother "No you can not dip your chip on the hot chocolate."

"I sued you for a whale man?"

sibling attacking me with first aid kit

Me "DUDE STOP YOUR MEANT TO FIX PEOPLE BRO NOT TRY KILL THEM!"

Lina "who named an orange fish Goldie?"

Sibling "I dare you to make out with the cat."

Lina's sibling "IT IS COOCHIE COOCHIE YAYA TATA!"

Lina "LOOK I RIPPED MY EYEBROW OUT!"

Lina *looks at me then back at the cat* "Hey (my name) I think Mary has raibies. She made their weird sound (tries to imitate sound) and was crawling on her back (imitates cat)."

Lina "I want hot mama pickles...that sounds really bad outta context."

"WHY DO YOU HAVE A SHIT BAG!"

"Don't put your face in the bin."

1 "You ok?"

2 "yeah I shit it out."

"He has a soy sauce army.

"Wow are those flamingos?"

"No they are flowers."

Jackie and sohpie go to get food

Them *come back* "We should probably bring money."

"They look like mini ovaries."

"Mines bigger."

Jackie "Balance... something you don't have."

Father "What is wrong with your generation?"

Me "The world?"

"I think I just proposed to the holy bible?"

"It's kinda minty.'

"Look at dem teeny tiny a arms!"

1 "Wanna buy a chandelier?"

2 "it's not a chandelier."

1" Oh it's a sock hanger."

Alright that's it for this week!

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Table of Contents

#1 whiteboard markers

#2 laptop backrounds

#16 TW//killing

#18 Window or door

#23 Speak the truth

#30 Pastry chef

#31 Conversation

#37 fuking laptops

#38 Rip Sam TW//killing

#40 i don't even know

#63 electricity

#74 Prettieness

#79 Bestie TW//killing

#83 social distance

#88 pick up lines

#100 Kahoot pt 2

#108 Don't you dare

#131 kardashian

#146 I need help.

#159 Gumnut babies

#160 Third person

#166 Puss in boots

#167 Star wars?

#168 TW//KILLING

#171 Sour patch

#174 Stupid teacher

#178 conclusion

#198 Tinky Winky

#211 Big energry

#236 Search History

#237 relationships

#252 Click and collect

#257 Thunderous

#261 Writers block

#273 skin colour

#274 byond repair

#281 In the hights

#283 water stain

#284 This one time

#310 platypus pt2

#320 turtle master

#322 Wise life advice from Lina

#329 Pray for the laptop

#333 Will Smith

#335 readyealling

#338 Math teacher is always right

#354 spider pt???

#356 Bunnings trolley

#364 spider pt?

#367 presumable

#376 pt 2 of a childs description

#382 Waiting...

#389 Random Jess fact

#394 Knock knock

#405 Prison pt 2

#407 There are two people in this world

#427 why people need to sleep

#444 Dumb it down

#456 goose emoji

#467 TW//Bully!ng mentions of de@th. Please do not read if things like that are triggering

#495 marry the mozzie

#497 Okay so a new serious topic to talk about TW//mentions of r@cism

#500 fairy bread

#508 THANK YOU!

#511 A series of unfortunate events.

#516 Simulation

#518 SPORT CARNIVAL 9/5/22

#527 Whatever today's date is. I know it's Thursday

#534 Energy drink

#535 Idk just funny mind the caption

#537 Backstage maddness

#538 TODAY...IS A DAY...IT'S A TUESDAY

#540 1/6/2-2/6/7

#550 9:31 at night

#551 Just me walking to the bus

#560 Heck yeah public holiday

#562 Made by Jackie. I stole her laptop. Sorta.

#566 The 10:20pm extra

#570 LAST DAY OF TERM 2

#572 I LOVE YOU BABI

#573 1st week of school holidays

#574 the little shit

#575 We watched Little women

#576 Holidays week two

#577 Holy shit thank you! fro 20k

#578 get a boyfriend

#580 13/7/22-14/7/22

#581 this was the span of a few days (i had so many more but my dumbass forgot to write them down)

#582 19/7/21- 20/7/21 (half the day)

#587 over the span of a few days

#593 Sorry we've been kinda distracted but here are some qoutes

#594 2 teens reading a spicy scene in a book

#595 Dad jokes with Mira

#600 A few days...

#602 My parents at 3am (Language warn)

#616 Chrissy stuff

#617 Chrissy day

#618 So this is the end