[粵語][搞笑][長篇] Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活 - 第五十八回 - 十四日隔離

我即時跳出睡袋，跑去廁所嘔。

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嘔吐聲好似恐龍咆哮咁強勁，唔知連續嘔咗幾耐，感覺好似嘔咗條彩虹出嚟咁。

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春蓮施施然咁行到廁所門口，學我頭先嘅語氣：「對唔住，我實在係忍唔住。」

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我完全控制唔到我嘅反胃感，嘔吐物好似開水喉咁長流。

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「口爆得你咁爽喇。」春蓮開始刷牙。

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我就响個廁所繼續嘔，直到春蓮刷完牙。

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「上次餵我飲口水，我就餵返你精液。」春蓮得得戚戚咁講：「今次乜仇都報晒。」

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我嘔到我腸都出埋嚟都未停到。

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春蓮行埋嚟，一手搓我背脊，一手遞紙巾畀我。

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我坐在响廁所隔離，春蓮用憐憫表情可憐我。

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「點呀？死得未呀？」春蓮見我咁慘，終於良心發現。

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我點解咁可憐，跌入咗時間輪迴，又要吞病毒口水，又要吞精液。

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點解我要受咁多苦？

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唔通係因為我太唔自愛，食太多人妻，搞到跌入「偷情輪迴」，而產生嘅不幸。

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春蓮扶我起身。

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「我好倦。」我細細聲講，然後行返埋床瞓。

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春蓮拎埋個睡袋夾硬迫上嚟張單人床一齊瞓。

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我都冇氣力理佢，就係咁瞓著咗。

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醒返嘅時候已經係晚飯時間。

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春蓮執好間房，飯盒都放好，等我起身。

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「起床喇，仲有冇事呀？玩吓之嘛，咁唔玩得㗎？」春蓮扶我起身到飯枱度坐。

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我對住盒飯，嘆咗一口氣，「唉......」

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「網購啲貨到咗喇，今晚可以去印度玩。」春蓮錫咗我一啖，溫柔咁講。

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印度係暗示用印度愛經嘅內容遊歷。

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今次輪迴事件經歷咗咁多苦難，再加上尋日救走三上事件同啱啱嘅口爆事件，令到我人生上有咗覺悟。

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我係咪應該唔再過偷情人生呢？

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春蓮見我悶悶不樂，過嚟坐响我大脾上。

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「對唔住呀，唔好咁小氣啦，一陣補償返畀你。」春蓮講完就錫埋嚟。

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佢嘅舌功真係太監騎馬……冇得頂，真係唐僧都會食返肉。

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本來已經向善嘅心都溶化咗，當晚繼續發生返MM7嘅事啦。

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就係咁，跟住嗰落嚟嘅隔離日子，日日同春蓮玩吓日式繩結、食吓法式田螺、射出冰島極光。

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終於去到最後一日。

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下回預告：發生咗咁多事，西門丁有所感悟，佢究竟會唔會重回正軌，放棄偷情人生呢？

下一回，尾二回。

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第五十八回 - 十四日隔離

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