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第二回 - 偷情專家

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一眾人無奈返上樓。

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我心諗：「哼，當我西門丁流㗎，我出嚟偷食嘅時候，你仲係精蟲咋。」

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我一早搵晒逃走路線，萬一佢老公返嚟我都知點走。

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我留低袋衫响度，二樓同三樓之間有個通風口，通風口本來係有窗花，但係一早畀我換咗可以手拆嘅螺絲，一擒出去就係一樓簷蓬，一樓跳落地，對我嚟講好輕鬆，之後穿過條馬路就可以偷偷地入去中學裏面避，再夜啲咪可以响中學另一邊逃出去囉。

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Table of Contents

#1 第一回 - 封村

#2 第二回 - 偷情專家

#3 第三回 - 酒池肉林

#4 第四回 - 與薩爾達相遇

#5 第五回 - 偷情輪迴

#6 第六回 - 偷情六天，賓周都捐。

#7 第七回 - 怒之薩爾達

#8 第八回 - 今次痾拔甩

#9 第九回 - 湯告老師

#10 第十回 - 屯馬開通真的很興奮

#11 第十一回 - Temple Run

#12 第十二回 - 奇行種

#13 第十三回 - 水渠

#14 第十四回 - 時光倒流一條渠

#15 第十五回 - 痾拔甩的第一次

#16 第十六回 - 偷情輪迴的原因

#17 第十七回 - 量子精子

#18 第十八回 - 酥乳

#19 第十九回 - 表弟

#20 第二十回 - 一支煙先生

#21 第二十一回 - 大叔的愛

#22 第二十二回 - 吶喊

#23 第二十三回 - 白馬王子和睡公主

#24 第二十四回 - 三文治

#25 第二十五回 - 加監

#26 第二十六回 - 派飯仔

#27 第二十七回 - AV女優

#28 第二十八回 - 三上悠季

#29 第二十九回 - 雙生靈

#30 第三十回 - 三上大哭

#31 第三十一回 - 垃圾房

#32 第三十二回 - 倒垃圾

#33 第三十三回 - 偷情輪迴夾縫

#34 第三十四回 - 交換口水

#35 第三十五回 - 三上悠季的憂鬱

#36 第三十六回 - 普通女人

#37 第三十七回 - 一哭二鬧三上悠季

#38 第三十八回 - 捉姦？

#39 第三十九回 - 奸夫淫婦

#40 第四十回 - 寂寞的三上

#41 第四十一回 - 永遠懷疑小丁

#42 第四十二回 - 搏一搏單車變摩托

#43 第四十三回 - 口水

#44 第四十四回 - 撩鼻

#45 第四十五回 - 瘋狂的春蓮

#46 第四十六回 - 圍封當Staycaution

#47 第四十七回 - 最後希望

#48 第四十八回 - 難聽過粗口

#49 （加更）第四十九回 - 傳說中的涼瓜肉片飯

#50 第五十回 - 陽人表

#51 第五十一回 - Running Man

#52 第五十二回 - 回憶殺

#53 第五十三回 - 西門殺

#54 第五十四回 - 密室逃脫

#55 第五十五回 - 酒精液

#56 第五十六回 - 英超

#57 第五十七回 - 口爆

#58 第五十八回 - 十四日隔離

#59 第五十九回 - 立地成佛

#60 第六十回 - 命運嘅安排

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