Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQRCtDJCCj
And I walked on into town (alright)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6dpsWoir4
I saw a girl with big blue fins215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c1eZLkPCq
And her fins right on the ground215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdvyt4Gek2
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78yUbTRXoT
And I opened them with my feet215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7JfSiJU7H
And let me tell you something 'bout this girl215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdg0GgBaBB
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeS8sSCnYM
The ground to my beef215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXWlpYPSkg
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm3CptMZCS
But there's just one thing about her215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKgMl0bOAg
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BF1psfJye
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16r9z0GDUd
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHucrzPSIty
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUstfLbnWh
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZZrAkXhjo
We're not blood related215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTurGEtA4II
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
"My friends say I'm crazy for loving you215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInAtkHxB08
But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9lBRBCgEd
You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGydgrOI57r
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuayrMMsbj
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8e5T7sCDnw
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Be42Tqosg
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVXfahGvZN
The see to my saw215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjX7oxx22rR
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCXq9NUFDS
Except she's not my sister215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eu6OngwGs
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm5wnAySZ4
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSYcufW6YX
You got me hooked and my breath is baited215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEmMZPPqWY
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1NYNUpXN2
Still not blood related
Woo!215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0M4aSghbD
C'mon now215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPXlP1Uqma
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0KCxvReP8
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuJeXs7Stl
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7340EKapOm
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSTmVgfRPl
One thing led to another215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuHHVv7kU6
And if I want this girl to be family215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuCVHuszqD
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
He's the skin to my buck215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQZhCZbgGm
The wheels of my truck215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDx4uCrXZS
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tzwNxGkAi
And there ain't one thing about him215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCPF9HB3QK
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAUT7UD1Rv
Now honey, I know it might take a while215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7C1kDejKD
For you to get sitiated (I understand)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUZfrq4vHi
But I'm in love with your brother even though215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUeMap8VdH
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6bUMS5q6S
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
