Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfZ2I2xnIt
And I walked on into town (alright)186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3OuXqhKGJ
I saw a girl with big blue fins186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWv2F8P6GJ
And her fins right on the ground186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQwIBRx7Fd
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlPi75ausG
And I opened them with my feet186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7mFcyXnMG
And let me tell you something 'bout this girl186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VmF0yrsww
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQ4hB46f3Z
The ground to my beef186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4A2inkxWHj
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhbcyXUVXW
But there's just one thing about her186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQy3gX6BQ41
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7quRJcCnD
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqInbfV62U
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngNGOVW5Xj
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVnzLRcLDm
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYFaDLmhc0
We're not blood related186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrS0lCU5G0v
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
"My friends say I'm crazy for loving you186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLkxL1NJPO
But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwKSxtd95Z
You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVoi7cc4Gx
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkyUz1eUZt
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DqG8mduEa
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPEuGJT16F
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx0rxg3Aqf
The see to my saw186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9phjXjkT82
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQ7fvc2iIP
Except she's not my sister186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNulwsN1eX
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkY37NyOXm
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRy7S51rDp
You got me hooked and my breath is baited186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1irU6gY3X
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGh1wmLEnde
Still not blood related
Woo!186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6zGzUD7cw
C'mon now186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEscj1jA0pv
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KyHiLSYTN
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPk0Aq6fkq
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQDURJI41n
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2BO7gBEys
One thing led to another186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatmcW2rqup
And if I want this girl to be family186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAB29GKKjA
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
He's the skin to my buck186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fntzST8Ij
The wheels of my truck186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xQQPLW8R8
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNp7n3NuY6
And there ain't one thing about him186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAxi5U4Pef
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwyUl6Mybq
Now honey, I know it might take a while186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRN3YIpb837
For you to get sitiated (I understand)186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVjDGE0IcR
But I'm in love with your brother even though186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFQDviBr4O
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)186Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZ2pOjszRf
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
