Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnaylW6Pkj
And I walked on into town (alright)160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Cev0Hpv7Y
I saw a girl with big blue fins160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXGRUMpN9N
And her fins right on the ground160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKebj1yycb
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2dmeL7NKL
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And let me tell you something 'bout this girl160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyL5sAn7ZO
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhJYO4D1Dx
The ground to my beef160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLXGx5JIHT
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwuGQsU5ei
But there's just one thing about her160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBHCUveKMW
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmE16RJ0xd0
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetMaXqeu8I
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhC9TyDcKrx
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pu4G5RZ2K
We're not blood related
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We're not blood related160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTVOt9vDeS
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
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You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJfWSQaho3
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IG5pAzjbb
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47sHN28ibb
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGSRGScgCN
The see to my saw160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFuzJHnTm1
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmyvjJfRf2
Except she's not my sister160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOueJr3UBou
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVXBooKlFs
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOX1xyO0SY
You got me hooked and my breath is baited160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQkmmbSNVg
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOFAggVbR0
Still not blood related
Woo!160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwZhp4UlXZ
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You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp30PSTc7RO
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfr4G83d4TP
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFTLdoQtBN
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAegUPavj1
One thing led to another160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9GUmBrsTH
And if I want this girl to be family160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJNL77WYgs
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
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The wheels of my truck160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcIPvpfrEF
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj9f94uNkN
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That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpezXP0xgs
Now honey, I know it might take a while160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNz7tKGbQ3
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But I'm in love with your brother even though160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDBMWPQ3GI
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)160Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZvqG4CQpS
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
