「係喎,講左咁耐都未介紹,呢個我女朋友Isabel, 係model嚟架,我諗你成日搭開地鐵、巴士呢啲,一定有見過佢拍過嘅廣告。」曬完隻錶佢就向我介紹身邊嘅女伴。218Please respect copyright.PENANANMubk5v4fF
218Please respect copyright.PENANABI7GvQAtJs
條友雖然生得矮,樣貌亦唔標青,但屋企有米,住大屋渣靚車,溝到Isabel呢種model級靚女,一啲都唔出奇。218Please respect copyright.PENANAXJNNfkQiI2
218Please respect copyright.PENANA7jXIyb4kdT
呢個世界有錢就有女,好有錢嘅話就可以不停換女。218Please respect copyright.PENANARTQsMEP9VG
218Please respect copyright.PENANAltWEirL7wb
早排先見佢拖住條大波𡃁摸,可能玩厭左大波所以呢排轉玩長腿,搵個高自己差唔多20cm嘅女仔做女朋友。218Please respect copyright.PENANAvboyhEjmlY
218Please respect copyright.PENANAdCmEZ0QvQr
印象之中,我有喺啲巴士站廣告見過Isabel。218Please respect copyright.PENANAA8qsUosIFl
218Please respect copyright.PENANAa0RgFuRwrG
家下睇見真人,先發現原來佢對腳係咁長,目測起碼有42吋,長得嚟仲好有線條。218Please respect copyright.PENANAii8hHujmBV
218Please respect copyright.PENANAYINiEGhrVS
另外佢個樣都非常標誌,眼大大嘴細細咁,令我諗起最近一個日本女星朝比奈彩。218Please respect copyright.PENANAqWurfbV3pY
218Please respect copyright.PENANARGqSawk1EY
Isabel好似發現我𥄫住佢對腳𥄫左好耐,眼神中顯露出一絲厭惡。218Please respect copyright.PENANA1xK9XUqa4V
218Please respect copyright.PENANAww7BPfQD2B
Jason就吱吱喳喳,一輪嘴繼續喺度講:「…我之前有無同你講過,我嚟緊準備買遊艇,真係唔買都唔知,原來一架遊艇都唔係好貴,只係幾百萬就買到…」218Please respect copyright.PENANAa3kjSURfns
218Please respect copyright.PENANALHioIDrDO5
我喺隔籬聽到耳都嗡埋,真心頂條道友唔順,於是求其作左個理由,拿拿聲鬆人。218Please respect copyright.PENANAwq6U1DtaJZ
218Please respect copyright.PENANAjiMo2ke5CO
我同佢其實住喺同一區,因此周不時都會撞見,而次次見親佢都係講唔停。218Please respect copyright.PENANAB5v9XKnDst
218Please respect copyright.PENANA3oKiCKRsFR
雖然大家都係土瓜灣人,不過佢住高尚住宅半山壹號,我住嘅卻係幾十年樓齡嘅殘舊唐樓,218Please respect copyright.PENANAbwVkDRHXlR
218Please respect copyright.PENANAaHSavFk1HM
舊唐樓有幾殘,從開門上樓梯嗰一刻就已經感受到。218Please respect copyright.PENANANPJ1WO7mAR
218Please respect copyright.PENANAICB8NLoKzL
梯間墻身剝落,燈光暗沉,間中仲會閃下閃下。218Please respect copyright.PENANAn615UxAy4l
218Please respect copyright.PENANANR6xwGwMGT
四周圍充斥一浸發霉嘅臭味,地下佈滿積水同細碎嘅垃圾。218Please respect copyright.PENANAC4UfSYrMZS
218Please respect copyright.PENANAhYK9g9Cvlv
最離譜係有人未經批准,就將啲裝滿水泥嘅麻包袋、鐵鏟同磚頭放喺樓梯口,阻住大家出入。218Please respect copyright.PENANASsMZ01Qjzg
218Please respect copyright.PENANADUdugGcwkP
好彩樓梯都算寬,約莫都有三、四個身位嘅寬度,稍微窄少少嘅話,真係會塞死無位行。218Please respect copyright.PENANA151mSaiIAR
218Please respect copyright.PENANAqNUFyu9HGT
行上三樓,返到屋企。218Please respect copyright.PENANA3Y9fLDTfJO
218Please respect copyright.PENANA1BJ7spGmFx
老豆坐喺客廳,棟高腳,隊住大啤睇波。218Please respect copyright.PENANAkJGCSR0Kdo
218Please respect copyright.PENANADFZGBxsMZQ
「屌!成班食撚曬屎,入到禁區就起腳啦,仲傳你老母咩,傳到出埋界!憨鳩!」218Please respect copyright.PENANA4ck1GtDKJK
218Please respect copyright.PENANA6ILpapgim2
我老豆睇得相當肉緊,唔洗審都知落重飛。218Please respect copyright.PENANAsFeVpgoe6M
218Please respect copyright.PENANAEgMKxma5Qd
「『運滯』,『梨』返嚟啦?食左嘢未,『幼』唔『幼』淥個粉你食?」繼母從廚房行出嚟問。218Please respect copyright.PENANAbtSx5bcggR
218Please respect copyright.PENANAszUDIRVdVn
佢廣東話發音唔正,將「允仔」讀成「運滯」。218Please respect copyright.PENANA3dkDMwHrvk
218Please respect copyright.PENANAN5V0lJ0x2Y
「唔洗啦,我好攰,諗住沖個涼就訓。」218Please respect copyright.PENANALKIzwBzcgR
218Please respect copyright.PENANA4SqvtamMsp
「咁點解『梨』成身『塞』曬嘅?出邊落雨呀?」218Please respect copyright.PENANA3xgfkn6xge
218Please respect copyright.PENANAMLBObiUUAR
「唔係,唔好彩俾人淋啫。」