眨下眼,已經係表姐生日嘅日子。阿王倒塔咁早就打比我叫我去會合佢。收咗線之後我再打埋比阿月佢地同佢地講番。512Please respect copyright.PENANAHosycXSlmm
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「喂衰仔呢邊呀!」阿王一見到我就大嗌。512Please respect copyright.PENANAhVj4A4vii5
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「你請我做野可唔可以好啲聲氣?」我好唔耐煩咁講。 512Please respect copyright.PENANAoxDj7yo8c2
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「咦,你地都黎咗呀?」阿王完全無視我,對住阿月佢地三個講。512Please respect copyright.PENANATHNHccNBUu
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「係呀,郭Sir 你求婚咁大件事我地點可以唔幫手!」肥豪好雀躍咁答。512Please respect copyright.PENANAKpSNPjLtVR
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我地陪阿王去咗APM買咗啲佈置野,再去到附近嘅一間party room,個老闆都好好人咁比我地早啲黎佈置。512Please respect copyright.PENANAvjMH1qSEfq
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「喇,一陣呢就咁咁咁,阿言你就…」阿王好興奮咁同我地講佢個計劃。聽落都幾有心思,睇黎佢都準備咗幾耐。512Please respect copyright.PENANAS3eyf9LTns
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生日會就黎開始,阿王就去咗接表姐。留低咗我地幾個。我地唯有鋤下D。啲親戚朋友都陸續到啦。最先到嘅係我老豆。512Please respect copyright.PENANA59vQj2EQij
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「阿媽呢?」我問老豆。512Please respect copyright.PENANALcNYl3Vihk
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「佢同你姨媽去咗行街,一陣先黎。咦,阿豪你地都係到呀?玩緊咩呀?」512Please respect copyright.PENANA5MMbWvvbgZ
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「uncle!我地鋤緊D之麻,一齊啦,阿楓佢好廢呀,成日都輸。」肥豪又係到潤我。512Please respect copyright.PENANAiPNe3IYcCq
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「搞錯呀,身為我個仔一啲賭術細胞都冇嘅?唔怪得啲人叫你廢紙!」512Please respect copyright.PENANAH9SpqqTBY5
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下?!個名唔係你改架咩,唔係你我會比人叫做廢紙咩!?512Please respect copyright.PENANACSnQN4VjkU
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我老豆係個40幾歲嘅男人,我有記憶開始佢已經成頭白髮。個人都幾高大。聽講以前係出黎行嘅,後來識到我阿媽先行翻老正。佢份人都幾玩得,而且都好錫我。都可以話係一個慈父。阿月佢地都好鐘意同我老豆玩。佢成日教我地啲賭野,話出黎社會一定要識喎。512Please respect copyright.PENANAzAZGN8byr5
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「哈哈,結啦,阿月阿豪炒!」老豆一落場已經殺到佢地片甲不留,得阿言倖免於難。512Please respect copyright.PENANArKahNK35Pz
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「老野你又係到教壞佢地啦!」512Please respect copyright.PENANAXO0jL19tPO
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呢個時候阿媽同2個姨媽仲有婆婆都到啦。我阿媽係3姊妹最細嘅。佢地個名係跟「蘭」、「桂」、「芳」咁排。上一輩啲人改名係咪咁興食字-.-512Please respect copyright.PENANA13MRSFOWgs
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「同D細嘅玩下之麻。」我老豆答。512Please respect copyright.PENANAuSmzEoM9x4
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我阿公就跟隨其後到場。一見到我阿公,我老豆就好似烏龜咁。好似因為我老豆嘅過去所以我阿公一直唔太鍾意佢。而且,我阿公一出場嘅霸氣都嚇驚唔少人。512Please respect copyright.PENANA6eeatrSPAr
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「阿…阿爸..」我老豆一見到阿公就笠曬水咁即刻走去招呼佢。512Please respect copyright.PENANAVipT0BpoJY
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「喂,死人楓,你表姐呢?」突然有人搭一搭我膊頭問。512Please respect copyright.PENANAk66vL4GMYQ
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「邊個咁冇禮貌..」512Please respect copyright.PENANA7U5x5oaQ6n
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噢,我轉過頭望下係邊個。之後我呆咗。原來係小霖。佢今日著得勁靚。佢著咗一條白色連身裙,將平時扎起嘅頭髮放咗落黎,揹咗個斜咩袋,仲化咗個淡妝,簡直就好似跌落凡間嘅天使咁。老實講我都有啲心動。512Please respect copyright.PENANAdZO8iHuMjJ
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「做咩呀,未見過靚女呀?」佢咁問一問我先回過神。512Please respect copyright.PENANA9PNv0osRkw
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「超,普通啦,嘻嘻嘻。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAzENLZWlDiz
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「唔識貨!」512Please respect copyright.PENANAp5Tzb5E8Iy
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「嘩..嘩小霖你今日好靚呀,飲唔飲野呀?我幫你拎呀。」阿月行埋黎同小霖講。512Please respect copyright.PENANAIkNyk1z4vv
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一向冷靜嘅阿月竟然都口窒窒咁。睇黎真係俾小霖嚇親。512Please respect copyright.PENANA7SYfg6Zbba
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「HI!大家咁快到齊啦。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAOjPhjKElkU
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主角終於出場。冇錯啦,就係我表姐。佢撓住個死人王行入黎。都唔知死人王係咪前世平定安史有功,今世可以有個好似我表姐咁靚嘅女朋友。無論樣定身材,都足夠令天下男人葡萄。咁確實佢地拍埋一齊又真係男才女貌嘅。512Please respect copyright.PENANAeov0GSN2eU
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「多謝你地賞面黎喎,聖鬥士們!」表姐周圍同人social之後,終於得閒過嚟同我地傾幾句。512Please respect copyright.PENANAN7BwuBkxmo
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「係我地嘅榮幸先啱啦,雅典娜!」肥豪爭住講。512Please respect copyright.PENANAMDJBuCnUt2
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呃,死仔平時又唔見你咁好口。512Please respect copyright.PENANAumLMZvYwlC
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「豪仔仲係咁識講野呀下,肯定溝唔少女啦!」表姐講512Please respect copyright.PENANATOZqwyDvNW
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我地不約而同咁笑咗出黎,之後話512Please respect copyright.PENANAbBcIleIPqc
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「係呀係呀,但係冇次溝到呢。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAqb3PeAnIgt
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「係呢,表姐,你覺得郭sir份人點?」阿言突然咁問。512Please respect copyright.PENANAmGK2bM2GY1
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「佢呀,幾好架,份人擔屎都唔識偷食,又任勞任怨,最緊要對我好呀麻。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAIUPwAc0PJr
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「妖,又係一個老婆奴。」呢句當然係心諗嘅。不過睇個款阿王今晚成功嘅機會都幾大。512Please respect copyright.PENANAQdS4U9GSZQ
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「係呢,表弟咁你點呀,仲未帶個女仔比我睇嘅?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAlh6FEwrMAG
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「叫佢食屎啦,搭訕佢都唔敢啦,仲話識女仔。」512Please respect copyright.PENANA3tHKLNIgL3
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究竟我點解會同呢個仆街豪咁friend....512Please respect copyright.PENANAt0MjSVnuiT
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「哈哈哈!」個個都係到恥笑我,連小霖都陰陰笑。512Please respect copyright.PENANAmFttBfbHhW
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咦,阿言呢?512Please respect copyright.PENANA9ef1fRONHu
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「喂,細路,準備開始啦!」我突然收到阿王嘅whatsapp。512Please respect copyright.PENANAaSOrM95YBs
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我向阿月同阿豪佢地打一打眼色,佢地都好識做咁走去準備,淨係留底咗一頭霧水嘅小霖同表姐。512Please respect copyright.PENANAN98QC8J6Ms
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頃刻,成個場嘅燈都熄曬。咁當然唔係停電。係阿月熄曬嘅。阿豪就捧住個生日蛋糕唱住生日歌。其他人都跟住一齊唱。512Please respect copyright.PENANAovShcCt9nc
之後又係許願呀,切蛋糕呢啲例牌野。512Please respect copyright.PENANAAvjA959C88
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「Aaron,我地一齊切..咦,Aaron呢?」表姐問。512Please respect copyright.PENANAfZDaef3QmM
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呢個時候,我推咗個大箱入去,阿言都彈起「約定」伴奏。阿王都幾好野,知道呢到有間音樂主題嘅party room,所以可以係隔離借部keyboard翻黎。512Please respect copyright.PENANAPp2y65RnrI
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雖然一百個唔願意,但係我都硬住頭皮笑住咁講:「表姐,生日快樂,睇下份禮物啦!」512Please respect copyright.PENANAePbdMYtxFK
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表姐一打開個箱就見到阿王拎住戒指蹲咗係到,表姐驚訝到口都收唔埋。512Please respect copyright.PENANARA4pGmxQuX
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「我請在座各位見證,我郭子儀希望娶你趙雪凝為妻,唔知你願唔願意呢?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAIfbgw2kGwG
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呢個時候表姐已經喊到缺堤咁,一路淨係係到UP頭。512Please respect copyright.PENANAj0etMqkCdb
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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!512Please respect copyright.PENANAluG6S58wzo
就係咁,郭子儀,正式成為我表姐夫。