我把剃刀插入門縫,咔嚓一聲,門就自動解鎖,我拉開門,見客人的身體正躺在一張金屬檯上等待著,他依然笠住膠袋,我見到就炆憎。309Please respect copyright.PENANA8F3NrBWLI0
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想到師傅叫我拋刀歸還,舞刀弄槍容乜易𠝹親,安全起見我把刀摺好才輕力試拋,我肯定輕力至極,刀也才離手一兩厘米,沒想到刀太好彈力,我拋得出接不住,這下真是蕩刀了,我戇居居地拋下舞下,一個跣手,刀突然就不知飛了去邊。309Please respect copyright.PENANA9dKwPAqI7M
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我唯有安慰自己,師傅一定是把刀收回了。309Please respect copyright.PENANAUr3ETzP9Qc
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「哥仔你點開到門嘅?」這時客人出聲問,在我推門的時候腰間傾鈴哐啷,所以客人看不見事物也知道是我。309Please respect copyright.PENANAx25JTT4UcO
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「你無鎖好。」我亂答,然後又問他:「你就咁樣瞓到聽日,之後就會俾人認架啦?」309Please respect copyright.PENANALzMvfRaiCq
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客人坐起身,兩手扶住檯邊:「到我臨俾普通人認果陣,我就會變返正常情況,師傅話我係光脫脫,我估連衫都會自己消失掛。係呢,阿慧走咗啦咩?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAFkye6jRPVP
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我轉個頭,阿慧剛好伸頭探進來,了哥也同時飛進來了,可能因為剛剛才發過我爛渣,就沒有再企上我的肩膀,牠跳上另一張同樣瞓了人的檯,以往我會忌這些不吉利的事物,現在我的角色不同,心態也不同了,見到一邊有人瞓緊都不會大吉利事,而阿慧明顯有點驚,遲遲不走進來。309Please respect copyright.PENANAYpWqtLy69M
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「阿慧其實係門口度,你會唔會想親眼見佢?」我雖然氣在心頭,但未至於要陰客人一鑊,所以無呃無氹,講到明阿慧在場。309Please respect copyright.PENANAbM9O7ZE9GZ
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「嘿。哥仔我知你想做咩⋯⋯」客人無奈聳肩,講解我不知的事。「但一除咗膠袋,我就會變返瞓係度,無野改變到,我始終再見唔到佢,佢亦見唔到我多一面。所以唯有係咁,好意心領啦。」309Please respect copyright.PENANALBrMc44h54
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原來客人不是怯,我多少怪錯了他。309Please respect copyright.PENANA2eV11WOGkG
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我腦筋千轉萬轉,想為這對準新人留下少一點遺憾。309Please respect copyright.PENANA87KAxPyvAw
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「不如咁!我做中間人,你地正式咁交換埋戒指好唔好。」309Please respect copyright.PENANA8mbMRIE1sG
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客人不出聲良久,最終點了下點頭。309Please respect copyright.PENANAPkMBcvEHdy
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了哥又飛了上客人的肩,開始不斷對我說:「多謝恩公!多謝恩公!」309Please respect copyright.PENANANiOPXuCWi5
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古裝片咩!我失笑,客人講野正正常常,沒想到分開元神身體之後,個元神反而鳩鳩哋。309Please respect copyright.PENANApTaIKIRy9H
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「好,我去同阿慧講啦吓。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAItE7RFagon
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「美治美治!」了哥又叫住我。309Please respect copyright.PENANAD8d8pIhW5a
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客人又開口為了哥補充道:「你就咁樣同佢講,係人都會當你發神經。有首歌係以前Long D嘅時候我FaceTime唱佢聽嘅,佢聽到就會信。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAx1GrSLhP0w
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「吓?要我唱歌啊?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAAEXZiqwoD0
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「上YouTube啊哥仔。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAgKE45d90Br
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我面紅,低頭碌手機,然後客人告訴我歌名,原來係呢首:「Taylor Swift吖嘛!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAXop6CRGYmX
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「歌名唔係with,係to,Youtube成日自動幫你查錯。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAPVG2iEg7Nm
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「哦。咁我又真係無聽過嘅。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAfhUvzxBJTX
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我按下三角形,Skip過廣告,音樂播放,我想起自己聽過這首舊歌的旋律,很多人翻唱過,但現在我才知叫做《You Belong to Me》。309Please respect copyright.PENANAfIKqQfNfrj
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See the pyramids along the Nile309Please respect copyright.PENANAnVprmwcrOF
Watch the sun rise on a tropic isle309Please respect copyright.PENANAyPhEiih3ad
Just remember, darling, all the while309Please respect copyright.PENANAg2mc7KjH7j
You belong to me309Please respect copyright.PENANAEFfVeoWN82
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一聽到音樂,阿慧的面色就變得蒼白,她已沒有顧忌了,我見她歪歪倒倒,逐步向我和客人走來。309Please respect copyright.PENANA8SvO9ODew0
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See the marketplace in old Algiers309Please respect copyright.PENANAez7Rk6XVOD
Send me photographs and souvenirs309Please respect copyright.PENANAuECNeAZ8Oa
Just remember when a dream appears309Please respect copyright.PENANAIdvdC1zzBx
You belong to me309Please respect copyright.PENANAP64dzVnYFT
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「喂,黐綫佬。你係咪一直都同緊仆街仔講嘢?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAUCZJl91V4i
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我點頭,指向客人坐住的方向:「你睇唔到㗎,得我睇到。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAoy4ziXvFeU
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I'll be so alone without you309Please respect copyright.PENANAgeSg1W700o
Maybe you'll be lonesome too, and blue309Please respect copyright.PENANAuBve39IFH6
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阿慧又開始流眼淚,而口罩早已濕透,她除低口罩呼吸,粉底唇膏一塌糊塗,她再抽張紙巾用力擦走眼水鼻涕,曾經精心雕琢的妝容已沒有了需要憐惜的理由。309Please respect copyright.PENANARhWwSiZzgv
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「咁仆街仔有咩同我講?」她擤住鼻涕問。309Please respect copyright.PENANAFIAwlURC8P
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我望向一人一雀,代阿慧等著客人的答案。309Please respect copyright.PENANAuqfTAavdJE
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「哥仔你肯唔肯代我講野?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAxC9TeYVzET
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「等你開口。」幼稚都好,我自覺答得很型。309Please respect copyright.PENANABIb1xbK6qc
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Fly the ocean in a silver plane309Please respect copyright.PENANAVCJiunJBKg
See the jungle when it's wet with rain309Please respect copyright.PENANApFh3kEI6B4
Just remember till you're home again309Please respect copyright.PENANAnHSvYWtdm0
You belong to me309Please respect copyright.PENANABb2E0ygtYf
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「記唔記得我同你講過,我以前係條魚,有神仙幫我借人身體變做人,但個身體本身條命短,所以我其實一早就知自己條命唔長,果時你唔信我,話我搵藉口唔同你結婚,仲話我正仆街。」309Please respect copyright.PENANARthalZ2CME
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「咁你係仆街吖嘛!叫人點信喎!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAh1VxVU1b2w
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I'll be so alone without you309Please respect copyright.PENANA9RFIFgPjEa
Maybe you'll be lonesome too, and blue309Please respect copyright.PENANAeDnrmBpSsx
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「後來我諗通咗,人人都有大限架啦,拖住唔結,咪呢世都趕唔切結!所以我急,我知你一定以為我怕你鬧先至一早唔見人飛車返去拎戒指,其實係我心急怕趕唔切⋯⋯點知反而趕唔切。」309Please respect copyright.PENANALgwkOSKpYU
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Fly the ocean in a silver plane309Please respect copyright.PENANAr8y2HYJat5
See the jungle when it's wet with rain309Please respect copyright.PENANAXJqX9xdIqO
Just remember till you're home again309Please respect copyright.PENANAsnqBKirJS5
You belong to me309Please respect copyright.PENANAYxljYJk6eC
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曲終,但心中記掛著You belong to me,人聚不到,亦可以不算人散吧?309Please respect copyright.PENANA0XLkr7ZPbJ
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「點會趕唔切!」我剛轉達完客人的話,又立即駁嘴,十足人格分裂,我扶高阿慧拿住戒指盒的手,又帶住客人的手去接過盒子,「自己結婚自己交戒指比新娘子啦。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAEF2uZ9GrFJ
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我不知新娘感覺到幾多,她到底見不見到站在隱形肩頭上的了哥?她會否看見一個凌空的戒指盒?309Please respect copyright.PENANAGZ1Uq8rDqp
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她知不知道,在另一個空間裡,新郎終於可以將戒指親手戴上她的無名指?309Please respect copyright.PENANAvcAdO7IWQs
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客人打開盒,摸出新娘那顆戒指,阿慧這時一個彈起蹲底,「等陣!」,我心離一離,以為她是嚇親,原來是在摷腳邊婚紗,「至少等我戴返手套頭紗先!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAMR2aKGbYvC
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「慢慢,慢慢。」我說。309Please respect copyright.PENANAaE4MTVbfmi
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阿慧眼含淚珠,兇狠地盯住我,她一邊戴手套,一邊質問:「係你講定仆街仔講?」惡到。309Please respect copyright.PENANAg60IKwUbnB
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「⋯⋯係我。」我尷尬,真多嘴。309Please respect copyright.PENANAakzNogesCX
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「如果係仆街仔講嘅,你唔洗包庇佢!」阿慧整理著頭紗,她手忙腳亂,我伸手想幫,她一手拍開我:「最衰都係仆街仔,個妝溶哂啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAKdrLL2b7I4
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原來她是嬲這個。309Please respect copyright.PENANAN3FgrH06hH
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到她準備好,我再扶兩人的手互相觸碰,新郎哥摸索新娘正確的手指,一手拿住戒指,臨將戒指穿上去,竟又躊躇不前!309Please respect copyright.PENANAoUZ9yW4P6y
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客人問我:「真係好咩,交換咗就吊住吊住阿慧。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAWloCBNxAX0
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吊住?你直情係唔嗲唔吊,吊兒郎當添啦!309Please respect copyright.PENANA426B02Gbg1
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我燥咗,直接將客人的話原句復述,連他猶豫的語氣都完美傳達了。309Please respect copyright.PENANAiIRF6lxyFo
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「仆街仔!咁你又同我求婚?你戴定唔戴啊!」新娘黑面,厲聲呼喝,用力縮手。309Please respect copyright.PENANAEsLDUTZ6ka
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「戴戴戴!」新郎捉緊新娘的手不放,終於在扭扭擰擰中為手指穿上婚戒,新娘可能感覺到手指上突然變出戒指,她用不可思議的眼神望住手指,另一隻手把戴住戒指的手捉實在心口,她看著新郎所身處的一團空氣,又望住我。309Please respect copyright.PENANAuktZxzD21Q
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「喂,你教我點同仆街仔戴戒指吖。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAMfoByLbXDR
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於是我又捉住新娘的手把戒指套在新郎手指上。309Please respect copyright.PENANAAW2txzIvZK
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記得有人說過,婚戒之所以戴在無名指上,因為手指裡面有一條愛情脈直通心臟。我留意到一對新人的額頭都伸出了一條紅線,衣領入衣袖出,沿住手臂蔓延至無名指,穿過戒指再與另一半的紅線對接打結。309Please respect copyright.PENANAxBJ9znF8Cb
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等我再眨過眼,紅線又不見了,我不把這異象講出口,費事破壞氣氛。309Please respect copyright.PENANAbtBNEg9uIF
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「哥仔多謝你。」新郎對我說,然後伸手擁緊了新娘,而元神了哥則不斷向我點頭,說多謝恩公。309Please respect copyright.PENANAPDfnqLoSFt
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心有靈犀一點通,新娘也摟緊對方作回應,她問:「我有無摟中?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAhi8fQjMIjD
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「摟中咗啦,仲摟得好實。」我欣慰答道。309Please respect copyright.PENANAbxP8pX3c6P
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學飛髮竟然做埋證婚!仲係冥婚果隻。三人一雀的心事,終於有個著落。