師傅為客人的頭髮索乾水珠,然後把毛巾掉到腳邊一個特大裝洗衣粉膠桶,毛巾這時固然粉紅,我見桶底下早有幾條白毛巾浸在浮有泡沫的水中,水中散發住雨後才會聞到的臭氧味,我不知桶中是甚麼化學劑,而底下那幾條毛巾,可能早就在桶中漂白過血跡,所以才會白到有點刺眼。517Please respect copyright.PENANA6k4P9qm9Hg
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師傅開著風筒,等客人坐直頸背,就開始吹頭。517Please respect copyright.PENANAArY3eFGDF0
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「交換咗戒指未。」師傅問。517Please respect copyright.PENANA2al8VzlqkJ
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「未換得切,兩粒都係我度。」517Please respect copyright.PENANAZySLYZuUXG
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「咁咪幾好,換咗,就仲吊住吊住,未換,仲有得郁。」517Please respect copyright.PENANAMGzfvbdrlG
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「真係咁咩,我反而擔心呢個對阿慧會係一個遺憾。」517Please respect copyright.PENANA1ISTnff4jO
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「唓,你自己決定啦,又唔係我結婚。」517Please respect copyright.PENANAXSbpt2ycdI
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「師傅你真係識講笑,唔通我宜家仲可以決定咩?你幫我啊?」517Please respect copyright.PENANAyfjW5ivFMe
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「幫你娶埋老婆添啊,我飛髮架咋,售後服務啦喎!你問隔離哥仔囉,佢話自己乜都做。」517Please respect copyright.PENANAXK6Nk6qeoW
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我本來就聽不明兩人的妙問妙答,這時師傅又提到我,我只好猛點頭,師傅大概見我痴痴呆呆,也沒忍住笑一聲。這時師傅已將頭吹靚,把風筒遞給我,我沒留心一手接住,「嘶」了一聲,都是因為古董風筒燙手,我盲懵懵捉住了風筒頭。517Please respect copyright.PENANA4BFL5Gcd3Z
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師傅打開花灑熱水暖和又一條祝君早安,他兩手扭擰,熱力把十指都蒸紅,又不把毛巾的水擠乾擠盡。517Please respect copyright.PENANAuB3ZeUWpYZ
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「哥哥仔,你幫到我咩?點幫?」客人問我。517Please respect copyright.PENANAkhQwxko25L
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我口啞啞,師傅代我回答:「佢同你唔同,佢唔知。」517Please respect copyright.PENANAvo2afTJBZy
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「唔怪得。」因為師傅擋了在客人和我中間,我這時仍看不清楚他的樣貌。517Please respect copyright.PENANA7sq9M7OMwL
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「喂,我同你剃鬚唔剪髮,咁唔洗走嚟走去,我係度同你搞,有無問題。」517Please respect copyright.PENANAP8lzkNt2Iz
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「點話點好啦,文師傅。」517Please respect copyright.PENANAmDz1XjVxqZ
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「屌你老味,個撚個香港人屈我姓文。岳高頭啦!」師傅半笑半屌,把熱毛巾敷在客人眼以外的臉部分,自娛自樂地碎念不停:「咁如來佛祖係咪叫如生!」517Please respect copyright.PENANAqqvoajDgDl
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毛巾落面,師傅在洗頭盤邊拿起一支唧豉油辣醬的紅尖嘴樽,入面有一些透明液體,他唧在客人臉上毛巾,毛巾正中間立即滲紅。517Please respect copyright.PENANALnH9Jrsx1R
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「咩嚟架。有啲啲嗱。」客人問。517Please respect copyright.PENANAsQIK0Rauxw
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「忍下啦,唔用藥水點溶啲焦,你想唔想好好睇睇去見阿慧。」517Please respect copyright.PENANAD2XFgGdLs8
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