最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86vTrObVNw
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdRSup1GT3
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCRpsWcz2V
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1oFPKgokc
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugr1mvSlrO
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOIC1AS7k4
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszCil9hvoV
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGEdFRAKqE
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我：女裝404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fB6maonVY
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBI1mQxeID
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41IkwtrfVO
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FZNu920q1
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXmcBdqBjI
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpMwBLGK8T
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0uT3fBO8l
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYZOdmOfiA
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqooQrT892
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LShwmxN6s
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阿玲：女朋友就有。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP329sqDdNg
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkHe8QpPPz
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoADCvfjCJN
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuF1zHYSWhq
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATJANBUMuv
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdi8QOeOPd
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTCXSuXrOD
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqMEQJCXcR
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAx2RSlMuaV
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfJYOUIi3U
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wlQdk2hGD
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZiqAO1fCA
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我：知少少啦～404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAtOV8RbPf
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvHSsNhKOp
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tW4qCqGZp
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJaMordnN9
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyl5LII5qA
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQa49XAZ2F
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi1ua8RZvx
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6ktV2nEJ4
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0W8tB46tCM
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLWbvxDYsM
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阿玲：咩？404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJrHMr2Pjs
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN7DgJ3Epj
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhrzWq3S2W
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妳個答案都有想像力。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BpeNXLfwn
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46p5plA94G
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPM53jpNTel
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQay1H3kldg
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「I love it when you call me senoirta404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwiQnAI4E7
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbUY9oPD2B
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Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4mGGfJFEZ
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首歌名係Senorita404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKIEdXWMEU
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JtuhqR8kX
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAULskLRfv
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0abffslMqz
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG49FON1sJ
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVopzHhsaY6
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvBQbl1rx2
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYhcYv0mkT
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFG8UFVDPT
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgyxngK3mj
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQHkIRIQeS
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxfEeSTPqs
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq8s0S8Eat
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEFzMFcFeI
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我：一言為定404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4SQdf1QbJ
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpVKmhnj30
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJ4CghnOC1
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fosOZYhsN
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。404Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBE5RrvI1b
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