最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。356Please respect copyright.PENANAOT5ruFYkk7
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。356Please respect copyright.PENANAtIlMf1ka5q
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?356Please respect copyright.PENANAxt4uHozAJK
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~356Please respect copyright.PENANAq14sOl4yb3
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。356Please respect copyright.PENANAn73Jnv8Bh3
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。356Please respect copyright.PENANAIrwpM8moUC
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面356Please respect copyright.PENANAeybcR3XCuN
我:我係戀物type356Please respect copyright.PENANAmAmfwgZFFE
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。356Please respect copyright.PENANAdAgpsK0tpi
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?356Please respect copyright.PENANA2kes4WWsR4
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我:女裝356Please respect copyright.PENANAvrhJpVL6b2
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?356Please respect copyright.PENANAiO9BApmqey
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。356Please respect copyright.PENANAmKYuDpN3Gb
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。356Please respect copyright.PENANACDz6IiIDhW
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。356Please respect copyright.PENANAgdwSetQR7g
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。356Please respect copyright.PENANA3D2KeC6HrU
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。356Please respect copyright.PENANA6pR9GpmjlT
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。356Please respect copyright.PENANAUzjBjfSGtQ
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。356Please respect copyright.PENANADH0A9xfiBV
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。356Please respect copyright.PENANAu86fnzB1oc
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?356Please respect copyright.PENANA55Ccus6qFK
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阿玲:女朋友就有。356Please respect copyright.PENANAisdaQc02ui
(暗笑地回道)356Please respect copyright.PENANAZVASoqc5Jc
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。356Please respect copyright.PENANANWEVRuZtvO
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我:邊個邊個?356Please respect copyright.PENANAP7qRhcGoPz
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)356Please respect copyright.PENANApaK8rgQ5tY
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。356Please respect copyright.PENANApTlOHxbdrS
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。356Please respect copyright.PENANArbtlErTlVF
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。356Please respect copyright.PENANAAR219f52Og
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。356Please respect copyright.PENANAzfwkBbftmm
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。356Please respect copyright.PENANASWHvfU0FIc
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。356Please respect copyright.PENANAhmTquizBEj
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。356Please respect copyright.PENANAtUNvQdmroq
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!356Please respect copyright.PENANAoZADKl73ri
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。356Please respect copyright.PENANA0EHEIrlQe6
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?356Please respect copyright.PENANAf6tcNPYQ4k
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我:知少少啦~356Please respect copyright.PENANANWvyjr0im7
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。356Please respect copyright.PENANA1w71G8E3hV
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。356Please respect copyright.PENANAW2Qe4Ujwoh
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。356Please respect copyright.PENANAWQAj63qFOx
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?356Please respect copyright.PENANARMQ5cOO8Y1
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。356Please respect copyright.PENANAKhq0piKG5d
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。356Please respect copyright.PENANAG1nGOpfzfT
(佢燦爛地笑道)356Please respect copyright.PENANAVxGuYQHBEX
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵356Please respect copyright.PENANAD5lo0Ba4bT
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!356Please respect copyright.PENANAVWuhwpqiyI
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。356Please respect copyright.PENANAbSbZHiNPTS
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我:我問你一個問題呀?356Please respect copyright.PENANAZpgGSFVbyj
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阿玲:咩?356Please respect copyright.PENANAaaux3dOyZv
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?356Please respect copyright.PENANAe5vpzB4mxP
(我挑逗地說)356Please respect copyright.PENANANB8EQYsbVr
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。356Please respect copyright.PENANAc9D159KdRU
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妳個答案都有想像力。356Please respect copyright.PENANAlbUMeLrpim
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。356Please respect copyright.PENANArPRmH1OSa8
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。356Please respect copyright.PENANAvdKNCmODCq
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。356Please respect copyright.PENANAnod7wnnrn8
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「I love it when you call me senoirta356Please respect copyright.PENANAMaz3cgyFJj
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya356Please respect copyright.PENANAVnMsY3V12y
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la356Please respect copyright.PENANA7iPDRNqs85
It's true, la-la-la356Please respect copyright.PENANABdQgNNdDVp
Ooh, I should be running356Please respect copyright.PENANAiPOXM11KxJ
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」356Please respect copyright.PENANA4GpbZXnxMt
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首歌名係Senorita356Please respect copyright.PENANAkgdUbSoiv5
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。356Please respect copyright.PENANAAysiGNtfd7
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。356Please respect copyright.PENANAofbwNPTcH0
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。356Please respect copyright.PENANA5mKyd1dxie
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?356Please respect copyright.PENANAVMfwzKfXHD
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。356Please respect copyright.PENANAyfbV74eqpO
(挑逗地說)356Please respect copyright.PENANAkEKRDcKQ3n
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。356Please respect copyright.PENANATBBfLHOlSu
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)356Please respect copyright.PENANAbHakVODvVa
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。356Please respect copyright.PENANAEIlTs6QMDU
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。356Please respect copyright.PENANAmx5Xl7PO1C
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。356Please respect copyright.PENANAhUeBiyIfsH
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。356Please respect copyright.PENANA6VevXMdmkb
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。356Please respect copyright.PENANAN0w0arcJcf
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。356Please respect copyright.PENANAUayWhHDw0i
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。356Please respect copyright.PENANAVY72TeckGU
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我:一言為定356Please respect copyright.PENANAa2K7TTF5mv
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。356Please respect copyright.PENANAQMzILoZXQs
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。356Please respect copyright.PENANAb1vuFAFKN8
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。356Please respect copyright.PENANATCYAZc5EsV
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。356Please respect copyright.PENANA8GfrqKe3rq
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.