最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。350Please respect copyright.PENANAilrlU93TlE
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。350Please respect copyright.PENANAXMD4V5O42O
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?350Please respect copyright.PENANAUSWTZ5w2KA
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~350Please respect copyright.PENANAB6SPyGMPPX
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。350Please respect copyright.PENANATn09AQikWP
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。350Please respect copyright.PENANAkrTx2JEDiE
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面350Please respect copyright.PENANAg299nCtxJa
我:我係戀物type350Please respect copyright.PENANANzjaqJOB94
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。350Please respect copyright.PENANAHcSox3JAed
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?350Please respect copyright.PENANAsaWaPT3cPd
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我:女裝350Please respect copyright.PENANAtBrdmSYJKC
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?350Please respect copyright.PENANAFNgiPRggg9
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。350Please respect copyright.PENANACxvkXbicTT
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。350Please respect copyright.PENANAeuSeLmI7jS
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。350Please respect copyright.PENANAPECTNbGNXB
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。350Please respect copyright.PENANA3cHnI5s46A
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。350Please respect copyright.PENANAr0wIvOhOyF
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。350Please respect copyright.PENANA2cu4B6mcgO
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。350Please respect copyright.PENANAFx5N9HIOXJ
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。350Please respect copyright.PENANAWdlBqTUKvT
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?350Please respect copyright.PENANAtT2bjBbV9d
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阿玲:女朋友就有。350Please respect copyright.PENANAVQT0sBF0Jc
(暗笑地回道)350Please respect copyright.PENANA8gRpRJH8UL
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。350Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZIRx89N1O
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我:邊個邊個?350Please respect copyright.PENANAZmc380NOL5
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)350Please respect copyright.PENANAduA9FXTkcb
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。350Please respect copyright.PENANAmn1JH78lcA
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。350Please respect copyright.PENANAqTCtgxLIAU
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。350Please respect copyright.PENANAHQB5h4Pw0M
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。350Please respect copyright.PENANA4XJVEBnRCR
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。350Please respect copyright.PENANARoqse9wNI9
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。350Please respect copyright.PENANAtk1v72Cz4x
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。350Please respect copyright.PENANAUcvD276QIa
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!350Please respect copyright.PENANAycVsbolnPQ
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。350Please respect copyright.PENANAhmoGM4ouAN
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?350Please respect copyright.PENANAUJ8mzeKLoz
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我:知少少啦~350Please respect copyright.PENANAGj5Are3Qmo
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。350Please respect copyright.PENANAQYuU2Nj67n
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。350Please respect copyright.PENANAoiKcyBnBAI
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。350Please respect copyright.PENANA2HciG7stzb
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?350Please respect copyright.PENANAF8qwuLumff
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。350Please respect copyright.PENANAMFlusPBGZk
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。350Please respect copyright.PENANATzMLr9ACVo
(佢燦爛地笑道)350Please respect copyright.PENANAZNP2RAoj2E
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵350Please respect copyright.PENANAHYWcBwL2zx
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!350Please respect copyright.PENANAHy0pJuS1n8
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。350Please respect copyright.PENANA5fvkAKem9S
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我:我問你一個問題呀?350Please respect copyright.PENANAgZezenV8e7
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阿玲:咩?350Please respect copyright.PENANAbsWCih1nXW
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?350Please respect copyright.PENANA2T9ZyXV9h5
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。350Please respect copyright.PENANA8SIV9cINDR
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妳個答案都有想像力。350Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ks935EIyN
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。350Please respect copyright.PENANAxpRpyigRDb
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。350Please respect copyright.PENANAyQ1b2wfwLB
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。350Please respect copyright.PENANAsWyXa9g7XY
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「I love it when you call me senoirta350Please respect copyright.PENANAY1FYHZCUp7
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya350Please respect copyright.PENANAGe86seWDny
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la350Please respect copyright.PENANAXysj1Sqpyj
It's true, la-la-la350Please respect copyright.PENANA1oPAkp9T7N
Ooh, I should be running350Please respect copyright.PENANAd9yOkmR5Mk
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」350Please respect copyright.PENANA3b0JsPnR7d
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首歌名係Senorita350Please respect copyright.PENANAAftDRExqms
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。350Please respect copyright.PENANA6QWSoL935t
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。350Please respect copyright.PENANAGBqN2FrKD7
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。350Please respect copyright.PENANAMrFqyNMmSD
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?350Please respect copyright.PENANAT8XwMl6000
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。350Please respect copyright.PENANAj4hr1vLUI2
(挑逗地說)350Please respect copyright.PENANAPFUpT9UPzN
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。350Please respect copyright.PENANAAuOegZbytB
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)350Please respect copyright.PENANAn8Y2p94HyN
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。350Please respect copyright.PENANABWz2VLAWYI
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。350Please respect copyright.PENANAWxwqvA29sJ
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。350Please respect copyright.PENANAeJN6rWuhyt
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。350Please respect copyright.PENANAdNTY10RhvV
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。350Please respect copyright.PENANAJmOZPizpwq
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。350Please respect copyright.PENANAAg5Iw0K2Y1
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。350Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3jkQomGtq
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我:一言為定350Please respect copyright.PENANANYbQP4aXet
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。350Please respect copyright.PENANAdEZqoCLeNu
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。350Please respect copyright.PENANAt1XAwTH14x
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。350Please respect copyright.PENANACR2yDxcvb9
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。350Please respect copyright.PENANAdONz9lNbAI
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.