最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aDPfebC2u
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQeoy8j0jn
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我：點解你咁早放嘅?405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbgCnGEucq
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDmm2YHvcj
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00kAVewDgq
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvQ8ntEwbL
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9D9vzJBBN
我：我係戀物type405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1KsNXkUgv
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI861T2c1d
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GewCgvyNL
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我：女裝405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3877XNQhc
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b7YHBcThy
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFaQFBBvrA
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcp108H1o9
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkftIZ0X0b
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7DzrL8ErN
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsfcfpGgpp
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwULP2F5ky
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0wNS6ezoB
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVrZz9JKJf
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我：你真係未識過男朋友？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHUp5xmX2A
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阿玲：女朋友就有。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCwzs9EAih
（暗笑地回道）405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH1q9kOI74
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4CPrAymmS
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwyMP6QO7W
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ51F3zTakS
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSiZ2LxLHX
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IdfyjWwUH
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWxAsHh4aw
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn7Je0j9xJ
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSe8T66Hfv
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbi19FZiZ6
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEWrIuUf93
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsuYafPP7C
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我：知少少啦～405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62a7wAeTBJ
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp29AXbqhei
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1ISfrsshA
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXkusJoZ9r
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3H0LJYWqx
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu99gkOhAlT
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqgTpOeT1g
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHBsI5ioXF
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1PLFJtPxd
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtN6slxsR3M
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我：我問你一個問題呀？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAhivAr8R8
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阿玲：咩？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrI4X35YqG
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5Zt9dPE5g
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvvjKJ29IB
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妳個答案都有想像力。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sskzbgxaq
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3pA8aB0T7
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjETtw2Yp1n
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi8i2S49iJ
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「I love it when you call me senoirta405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLHD0pMng0
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrzbu2QReU
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPltYvl5y6F
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Ooh, I should be running405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6lTD3Qsqq
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQMOYK5ObY
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首歌名係Senorita405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu75sBGgC6h
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKLwBes6a7
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAhGgBegWN
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxm2QGX55B
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SbqG3Kw8P
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylmH9zi4bW
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHXaZVvPT0
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTqBs2otK1
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX90jS3lZoS
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFilnUEwrc6
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sNCmJUgXg
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2bDqMkbzz
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Wkd2PK5bH
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86OuvgqM89
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我：一言為定405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSMKFqNvcE
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6GNVfGLDQ
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIX55byvGJ
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPusOoSQMBC
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJWsy3HWmA
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多謝妳送我油燈，Senorita.
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