於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。425Please respect copyright.PENANAoomkXiaBST
醫生:「我真係要入去?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAxQyo2ICJyj
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAmh9AY7YfbS
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAii3QOFRjQ9
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAyoBAUFgoQA
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAFIE7tGKTd9
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」425Please respect copyright.PENANATSRcNx0gDX
醫生:「唔係…」425Please respect copyright.PENANA7nUjOC6GIZ
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。425Please respect copyright.PENANARTEBW1ChZp
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」425Please respect copyright.PENANA4UEsRryDJB
我:「唔該…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAJK6WslZzsY
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAUOpdgBMOYG
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」425Please respect copyright.PENANA4W8YoxXG65
醫生:「…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAPDfSDchfDc
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。425Please respect copyright.PENANAjTH4eKETWe
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。425Please respect copyright.PENANA20kUdspBn6
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」425Please respect copyright.PENANA1oBPU4jpds
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」425Please respect copyright.PENANANW5r3i6OgD
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAENXXjNOzhP
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAEV9Y2B3utW
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAznsrA3ebdZ
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAlL6wEx54lN
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。425Please respect copyright.PENANAjfIXsNO5oz
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAxdI3CkHaXH
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」425Please respect copyright.PENANArblhiyewHe
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAfxXDFCtFy3
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAMpqc0JynLd
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」425Please respect copyright.PENANA1XajM78r8V
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAGYFGYn5Qjx
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。425Please respect copyright.PENANAHUkFzTCCGF
醫生:“…”425Please respect copyright.PENANAv0GHfq5oN6
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”425Please respect copyright.PENANAnczkvsH96C
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”425Please respect copyright.PENANARU056IJjQG
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”425Please respect copyright.PENANALcf12By6cU
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”425Please respect copyright.PENANAhCe3okteWy
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”425Please respect copyright.PENANAb6AlIoTWKM
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。425Please respect copyright.PENANAugjBhLekWK
醫生:“…”425Please respect copyright.PENANAyiXtS68cRD
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。425Please respect copyright.PENANA7E4yDaQr3i
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAgrjrkXUcwp
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAE4PCppMb26
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAbtIVKNORrR
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAaoI2JHW52U
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAL2aAX7AljZ
我:「無所謂呀。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAaHeztxOQtC
店員:「完全…無所謂?」425Please respect copyright.PENANANMDNjYqPUS
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。425Please respect copyright.PENANAOYPlDeZ2MB
醫生:「…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAIhCX4sH2iU
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAy2onX63orq
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。425Please respect copyright.PENANAUfI8wK6YQg
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。425Please respect copyright.PENANADHUBnl5oZc
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAT0m73CGfkR
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAkQGFloXNbu
醫生:「吓,點解?」425Please respect copyright.PENANACLFYyQyUxn
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」425Please respect copyright.PENANAlCwerWXOv3
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAcss33vRWnq
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」425Please respect copyright.PENANA0S1Y2DssAL
醫生:「嗱…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAzDPThcmcpK
我:「戴邊個好呀?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAVqyPC6FSMM
醫:「無所謂…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAUuWu8hGIWR
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。425Please respect copyright.PENANAlZ0NIOArW3
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAA6bpB8lN50
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」425Please respect copyright.PENANArGSzOetCQy
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」425Please respect copyright.PENANA3fYiiW1z1e
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAvR8An0oBdu
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAzP7us0MZVO
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。425Please respect copyright.PENANACuajlyWLnk
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAjY0QplNrBK
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAe74nIldDlD
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAKiO4ddz1t4
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAe4I6T743b9
醫生:「點當呀?」425Please respect copyright.PENANA7fQXYrdNuO
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」425Please respect copyright.PENANA4GxDeoeXbr
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAalkQQ27LGZ
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」425Please respect copyright.PENANA623XvzYkGA
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAcAo33QdgUi
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAh8t9ne1XpN
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAioEiMJVXBv
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」425Please respect copyright.PENANAvLvZFsRcve
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAqJu3yedo3u
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAsKDPMTcDI7
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。425Please respect copyright.PENANAzibEOjHeIe
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAKzin0T9XOW
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」425Please respect copyright.PENANA3JSpwXBtWi
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」425Please respect copyright.PENANATeUS1Hlxzs
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAjLkQUn9qVO
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAHhj52RiGYD
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAFBYXohvcrh
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAz0pM5RhJ3H
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAeVZYAZH5Yy
醫生:「咁…咁…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAwQ3J4Wt75i
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAkzLrwMYXuR
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」425Please respect copyright.PENANALq5SLE5D0o
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAMT0atxmMYw
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAxTFEeiBk2w
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1nnjsoaB9
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAh7B1Sv3OF9
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」425Please respect copyright.PENANA0UrPgq9X8C
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」425Please respect copyright.PENANA7sjC6I3ID8
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAhB0Ibdmfeu
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAxItnWQnfNd
我:「嗯。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAkN0ua6BGw5
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAV00MvpM8eX
我:「嗯。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAHIXKw1txsF
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAVyj2BbZu4d
我:「一半一半掛…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAAynHwIlEKZ
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAmSUBAPGD7t
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」425Please respect copyright.PENANACiE0pK7fxV
醫生:「至少我唔係…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAi4EHv2r3jh
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」425Please respect copyright.PENANASken5Wdwn5
醫生:「…」425Please respect copyright.PENANA4CAkGsNKg8
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」425Please respect copyright.PENANARS3TNBrjQA
醫生:「無喎。」425Please respect copyright.PENANA0Wt8pnKWoV
我:「咁都無?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAt89ZwBjHJP
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAuT7LkZdgz1
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAUZkXNmK69W
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」425Please respect copyright.PENANA1QFWVjJyqY
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAqeEuG0244z
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」425Please respect copyright.PENANA8zOqpkK0Tp
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAUzX84zJLDx
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAJPVGvq6MN4
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAau9CxUj44m
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAaHQrJ7JIg9
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAA4CzcfET3W
醫生:「係呀…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAE3nupiePk9
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」425Please respect copyright.PENANAjFpOyOn2fL
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAVMIIpEXkUR
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」425Please respect copyright.PENANALwQPzndlHS
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAbLjGUmYgNI
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAHpTvUsQrUN
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAFXA15xMzMJ
我:「你話喺床上面?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAJmDiZaGAou
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAygVBVRPMrW
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAYRnNX6HwpX
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAXI6xhCrs6p
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAvpZ6TJ7Blm
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAniAJYzIEhz
我:「你繼續講先啦。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAMgg4lJCiji
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」425Please respect copyright.PENANARgFcn5R3Mv
我:「咁點解散嘅?」425Please respect copyright.PENANALsMopB5RGP
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAqEfxAOGUNh
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAHQz2hRoY33
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAYU116qG4O4
我:「噢…」425Please respect copyright.PENANAjISiV7KF21
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAaYU4zJoGcQ
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAkOnCxJkj4S
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。425Please respect copyright.PENANAUIuM5b0tmE
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」425Please respect copyright.PENANA4mjVCLnhug
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAFhKZ8tuhRd
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。425Please respect copyright.PENANAlWvPKVETpn
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAWSyhNUx3yM
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」425Please respect copyright.PENANARafvMPwNcA
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAxIAyjtsOjd
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAv7sAkzT6r9
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAlkt0dEA21d
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAsBlrNc3vhY
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」425Please respect copyright.PENANAxNHDpnCRhq
醫生:「問囉。」425Please respect copyright.PENANADqxQDx3fcL
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」425Please respect copyright.PENANAJY5qjHdt69
醫生:「唔呃…」425Please respect copyright.PENANADaVQK1uAFd