於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。507Please respect copyright.PENANA4o1wxziS2l
醫生:「我真係要入去?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAhxiXSsNGp6
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAtYqjYnuUH2
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAnWrrrCfIWh
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAvWS7SUL411
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAqxiLBlmdIx
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAOtaTC9X7nD
醫生:「唔係…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAPYAbNiP5Cb
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。507Please respect copyright.PENANA7680BXX0j3
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAXJbV0zRsz2
我:「唔該…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAyAiWZU1RZ2
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAq6SaQq5nz5
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAqtlzV5L55t
醫生:「…」507Please respect copyright.PENANABl84Ho4gYa
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。507Please respect copyright.PENANAGSl0nPWtDz
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。507Please respect copyright.PENANA5CtfukUJU5
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAhzJk89yhKw
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」507Please respect copyright.PENANALvhTxTrixe
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAmipxQCGKpx
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAe6QITzoJo0
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAAinss29125
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAB2BSb10OOP
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。507Please respect copyright.PENANAxCC0OO0n40
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」507Please respect copyright.PENANA9pWE54QyrW
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAaFQxUn6ULe
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAHBMaRjI5Lq
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAJoaxekJyGR
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」507Please respect copyright.PENANA4pdGIpPGuL
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」507Please respect copyright.PENANArnSa23XqCF
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。507Please respect copyright.PENANAo10oQcCzDX
醫生:“…”507Please respect copyright.PENANAI4CgvCJTXP
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”507Please respect copyright.PENANAtZxfVc6HTE
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”507Please respect copyright.PENANAUeP7leyuJ4
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”507Please respect copyright.PENANA7BVkTT7IgJ
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”507Please respect copyright.PENANACOtO1WBfEO
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”507Please respect copyright.PENANAxR4n6Vjyp5
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。507Please respect copyright.PENANAhiQdJyjQmm
醫生:“…”507Please respect copyright.PENANA1J3YcH3luL
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。507Please respect copyright.PENANACvpSRsNoyY
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAx4lmDnVbao
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」507Please respect copyright.PENANA53Dmh7AO6X
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAEGcNN0gf3F
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAdWdofyiXhV
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」507Please respect copyright.PENANA6qIbn1IxTh
我:「無所謂呀。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAJqroG0XqR7
店員:「完全…無所謂?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAcJSqYAYkuj
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。507Please respect copyright.PENANAlMyown7l89
醫生:「…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAd0rmMtymbv
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」507Please respect copyright.PENANADHY00ngWdS
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。507Please respect copyright.PENANAQM3T9JxM7n
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。507Please respect copyright.PENANAlm2teYJWWq
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAJJsMgT3ae5
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAagfO0eYdck
醫生:「吓,點解?」507Please respect copyright.PENANA1hatDQIcR1
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」507Please respect copyright.PENANAWXKAufxuAy
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAC1FgleHJnp
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAa779EgjQju
醫生:「嗱…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAYSO8r9CdhW
我:「戴邊個好呀?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAhZvsI8EBgT
醫:「無所謂…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAmtThZ8QlBn
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。507Please respect copyright.PENANAgXaQCbzHwb
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」507Please respect copyright.PENANApNSKSUmHTz
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAV6NkFwGZV8
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」507Please respect copyright.PENANARGoWMtAr0f
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAiO6UFdOuU9
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」507Please respect copyright.PENANABSr1OWPhLd
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。507Please respect copyright.PENANAqPx2uFlYY5
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」507Please respect copyright.PENANASPcxHhzWLO
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9iZYVaOj8
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAi5gtvFLqJy
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAXXs7FJSHwH
醫生:「點當呀?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAFtTRlk78Kn
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAVtQV6ATY8P
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAgk7nd9KRVP
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」507Please respect copyright.PENANATGlZ7YBNVF
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAPDrI2tf03a
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAao5TAaF2RS
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAdKF6eIE1Zu
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」507Please respect copyright.PENANAAZ6W7JJOMy
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAsl67zBMm1g
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAidyqoJhZwb
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。507Please respect copyright.PENANAV9ec413zxP
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」507Please respect copyright.PENANA0G4LItxZj7
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAbuP7e1Hvbs
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAdVmhan0him
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」507Please respect copyright.PENANANM8MYWCr2f
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAyi6B2OON9v
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAYREXpapMVR
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAN595uiO0Fp
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」507Please respect copyright.PENANARYrzbQ8taX
醫生:「咁…咁…」507Please respect copyright.PENANABgVA9gZ3zC
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAOoAskvwu5w
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAwrljcrGdxZ
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」507Please respect copyright.PENANA7x8pPhVYbX
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAElSU9glyfZ
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAjFB7180Gsd
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAqVGBChhhQB
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAUHQzQ6sZAl
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」507Please respect copyright.PENANA5U4DMK2RuS
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAkyxILcxmdh
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」507Please respect copyright.PENANADFSjJFynEo
我:「嗯。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAuidXoMBReU
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」507Please respect copyright.PENANA2UMpGOtX2l
我:「嗯。」507Please respect copyright.PENANANAzwF9D965
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAFg1XHPgZ6e
我:「一半一半掛…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAg3N4jKfmw6
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAuKeQVmoFM2
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAkzL1awCJN2
醫生:「至少我唔係…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAyNO5vUYv6p
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAt6y0STae3R
醫生:「…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAHAPAeBdDfL
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAt2fuATTthO
醫生:「無喎。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAyJidKaKVKi
我:「咁都無?」507Please respect copyright.PENANABIkGRJymFp
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAMngCHQ6N1V
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAmhOqhKGaeG
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAg4DttlRZKQ
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAhPI23RYLLa
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAi6fsvgXQzS
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAEg5m6C3D5A
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAEzx1VEPUmh
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAw2s3DdynHb
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」507Please respect copyright.PENANALvjzvGpc6T
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAR5O8s88iT5
醫生:「係呀…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAVKSN50Y3GW
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」507Please respect copyright.PENANALiDDFMSqWf
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAos5GRZFwC2
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAvTA1B0jxzZ
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」507Please respect copyright.PENANATO54hkYtJJ
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」507Please respect copyright.PENANANj4iL8TKwY
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」507Please respect copyright.PENANARsYxNYN8b2
我:「你話喺床上面?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAzEEGeOal2H
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAA9uaOIdCJ7
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAmEp4cbk5hf
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAi6vJStAdHH
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAr9MPcw8Y23
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAmsqgwemGvc
我:「你繼續講先啦。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAQUoxgj3nTd
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAQsSliOZkC1
我:「咁點解散嘅?」507Please respect copyright.PENANA0z2ObUZE23
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAEi9vMGFgV2
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」507Please respect copyright.PENANASsP2gAKik5
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAJf4KbiLRbV
我:「噢…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAmJlRjWk3Mm
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAHWSAaSDQIh
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAyn8mpQ5pfW
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。507Please respect copyright.PENANAFFB6TtRMcZ
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」507Please respect copyright.PENANApWaTLCVswG
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAArtddydfgn
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。507Please respect copyright.PENANAu4YY0AJ8VS
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAz0ntwb4SZm
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAFDBFcR4tAh
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAvFWxs5akDJ
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAh1Yy75dMk6
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」507Please respect copyright.PENANA2cHHgPysBe
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAo7vyd25hNb
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」507Please respect copyright.PENANAzFc0fzz1Ob
醫生:「問囉。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAWlyQYpsbWi
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」507Please respect copyright.PENANAfQPrCdSXlK
醫生:「唔呃…」507Please respect copyright.PENANAsJ6Hs6fi7o