於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。427Please respect copyright.PENANAmVoDFCTuBH
醫生:「我真係要入去?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAeY09n56013
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAfhTBeZ8AgI
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAeLcLJhcXvX
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAjwMU6Ghufq
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAX0uunxU0z2
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAdKpHWuM2BD
醫生:「唔係…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAXUcgLPkt7A
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。427Please respect copyright.PENANAaqeTv9yQ36
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」427Please respect copyright.PENANADSWSdpM5iP
我:「唔該…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAGw5rNT3Au1
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAhLzmm6E8dA
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAuZKgErczpv
醫生:「…」427Please respect copyright.PENANASIvCsGexZw
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。427Please respect copyright.PENANAQ54Gremaln
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。427Please respect copyright.PENANAkYp5u0wSVv
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAnfaDyWem5L
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAxlsCrXT9TW
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」427Please respect copyright.PENANA1y0HndOqnB
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAoBKPBVvGI3
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」427Please respect copyright.PENANA2DqYjjj9Zi
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」427Please respect copyright.PENANA4CpAAcdtz7
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。427Please respect copyright.PENANA5Li3mXsEYb
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」427Please respect copyright.PENANA7X5U3paqhM
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAES87Dua3aQ
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAxGQCe7biaq
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」427Please respect copyright.PENANA1bA2QQvWvN
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAubfZCczhvg
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」427Please respect copyright.PENANA5nO0jkN8Kj
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。427Please respect copyright.PENANAcQOTfvghVE
醫生:“…”427Please respect copyright.PENANAlqyTwoD3WA
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”427Please respect copyright.PENANAqYWZL51yLk
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”427Please respect copyright.PENANAeShg1hQpB5
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”427Please respect copyright.PENANAJn8QiGkL4g
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”427Please respect copyright.PENANAnK1lXYsii3
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”427Please respect copyright.PENANAITJU0dLO1z
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。427Please respect copyright.PENANAO0b6eSM9OS
醫生:“…”427Please respect copyright.PENANAyLM9PrhjtM
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。427Please respect copyright.PENANACbyLUttUo0
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAcWdD2SC0Bd
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAvIdSJzV35l
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAFZVTuyWjEH
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAcif9WglgD0
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」427Please respect copyright.PENANA2bwvYGC7MK
我:「無所謂呀。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAQgANcDckdf
店員:「完全…無所謂?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAN1L7aAdgbX
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。427Please respect copyright.PENANANUKz8g0Eez
醫生:「…」427Please respect copyright.PENANA6YjXw4ZOvM
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAYgXe988uMt
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。427Please respect copyright.PENANAN9kH1nXLoA
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。427Please respect copyright.PENANAYcVqxZHhqw
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAHPHoc65ALK
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」427Please respect copyright.PENANA7K1E575TyB
醫生:「吓,點解?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAP5lO4MFvEQ
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」427Please respect copyright.PENANA0Hkyt8xl31
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAEEYLdu7mNH
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAvkO9guGuFW
醫生:「嗱…」427Please respect copyright.PENANACKbhiaP82f
我:「戴邊個好呀?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAa7x7xKJrFg
醫:「無所謂…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAsxjriYq4R1
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。427Please respect copyright.PENANAbOKy0hV5EU
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAf3LtK0SkQw
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAIsscWBPTL6
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」427Please respect copyright.PENANA4fru07zFcv
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAtqmUtV62TH
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAULiWdxXISl
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。427Please respect copyright.PENANAMksappq3J6
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAL8mlZQS4QK
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAFfGFm2ffdS
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAmrLShNlkUC
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」427Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZEuvzXFPo
醫生:「點當呀?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAwHG7MfPv01
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6FarPQqc4
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAvRhMadpXnO
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAuhufrt27ZH
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」427Please respect copyright.PENANASOIMQH3C5o
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAvtq6Yrdr9x
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAxkRQQenuQ9
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」427Please respect copyright.PENANARVJOeYeTFz
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAwjAUb9xxJW
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAIw5nXsb6kk
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。427Please respect copyright.PENANAf73UOeeopL
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAqIYWWhAxup
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAY38NNXTuCa
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAfi1UPCXKnE
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」427Please respect copyright.PENANA9BV88TnaMk
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAhQg4LRBTOl
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAOs5Npz5ikw
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAZScrxhNh92
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAUpXHz2eGmA
醫生:「咁…咁…」427Please respect copyright.PENANA6DtJFkFFNv
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」427Please respect copyright.PENANA1HHlJyJP2u
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」427Please respect copyright.PENANA4zhkp6rjnU
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAghSWbE54EN
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAr9ffmifuo5
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAjpMbxgYiub
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAX9ehSzbEZJ
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAQYUDJmoH7u
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」427Please respect copyright.PENANA5M977aqmai
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAzoo5jhU4CS
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAdIU2w4dJNt
我:「嗯。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAnHPiycz2uv
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAxcCnpq2yr5
我:「嗯。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAYT51VU8SOE
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAkqfYHqpahC
我:「一半一半掛…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAuWvjfURvfy
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAuCfPA62pNH
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAnrWK9MuhsT
醫生:「至少我唔係…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAMJ2PUFhAUf
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAwxcs77UDTw
醫生:「…」427Please respect copyright.PENANA8HSip9Cxhl
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAWjP2wcqxht
醫生:「無喎。」427Please respect copyright.PENANA6aElKH6pH1
我:「咁都無?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAG4qY1VSJuX
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」427Please respect copyright.PENANALpJh0HdxC9
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAlD0IwHnRgw
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAWB3rafF2ig
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAkeISMZ3kO0
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」427Please respect copyright.PENANANtIH05zh3B
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAJoh3AcV4wx
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAhQgV60P7sY
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAD4EykoWwnf
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAnhhlJqfdFY
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAKmBjOb9D35
醫生:「係呀…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAyIqBtHPaB8
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」427Please respect copyright.PENANAgpzxR92lzW
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAGYloBVfdpD
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAYFcMoEPRoT
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAYPbvNEgiKf
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」427Please respect copyright.PENANA0EbE5e1WmO
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」427Please respect copyright.PENANAIyvoiOg45b
我:「你話喺床上面?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAlvPNM1gMTB
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」427Please respect copyright.PENANA6KAQASKPrT
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」427Please respect copyright.PENANABP5pWNhzYi
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」427Please respect copyright.PENANA2hn16MuAP7
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAocuCDl94FB
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」427Please respect copyright.PENANA5BVcQA2UfG
我:「你繼續講先啦。」427Please respect copyright.PENANADDtLGrsW6U
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAeWUAIv63j9
我:「咁點解散嘅?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAJLtahaeaot
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAEyIvVAgWT8
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAQTQu8WJkO5
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」427Please respect copyright.PENANA5sETnOrkMj
我:「噢…」427Please respect copyright.PENANATKmA3zLk9Z
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAfdILRoFCDK
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAaJgkqJlJOY
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。427Please respect copyright.PENANAsxJKC1njBl
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAdzE7aXtLxd
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」427Please respect copyright.PENANA1gwaTiY8vH
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。427Please respect copyright.PENANAguvUZM63Z9
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAsyR7FsIQTv
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」427Please respect copyright.PENANANq6CEAWW0b
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAvdME4ltyM8
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAkEmRC9VXVw
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2u7VWdTOu
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAXxbYmqYizS
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAl5PZ3jBX6f
醫生:「問囉。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAZcMGkDikAk
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAvWHItH4wGf
醫生:「唔呃…」427Please respect copyright.PENANA5L2UurScfv