於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。479Please respect copyright.PENANA6adevY9lsc
醫生:「我真係要入去?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAyhaokHV4QR
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAs1MVjjEKFI
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」479Please respect copyright.PENANACPtesnpywA
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」479Please respect copyright.PENANA2RrVajiYpp
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAq2QYBCC76J
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」479Please respect copyright.PENANANCZo18Qrs8
醫生:「唔係…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAOEBdjTdT2H
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。479Please respect copyright.PENANAbZbNp46wwT
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAl7lppMImkt
我:「唔該…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAV0p92ftbAT
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAARXU0a3uxB
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAW2EtmIAahK
醫生:「…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAXI2xjjY7i7
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。479Please respect copyright.PENANAKdtLptSS4D
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。479Please respect copyright.PENANAErh5J2dxV6
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAo6iyE5U0VX
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAFRfkPMRleX
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAkg51k86tej
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA3cXLxo8YJs
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAxIdRD3A9mE
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA20dhBePRtu
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。479Please respect copyright.PENANADJ8RFRiH5y
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAVKGkOpw37T
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAPU5jVZ7dhX
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAne9Zq6zGVg
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAremDIZEx1x
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」479Please respect copyright.PENANATAXCJw4Ktd
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」479Please respect copyright.PENANACulV0LuU64
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。479Please respect copyright.PENANAHgwt8Sut2Q
醫生:“…”479Please respect copyright.PENANAlQfnmhWWDD
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”479Please respect copyright.PENANAm4v6So6X1l
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”479Please respect copyright.PENANAWc3GaKPF9H
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”479Please respect copyright.PENANAb9Es4vQpIF
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”479Please respect copyright.PENANAMLbXuIfgl5
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”479Please respect copyright.PENANAwlffCoHKUW
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。479Please respect copyright.PENANAII4Qc8FtlV
醫生:“…”479Please respect copyright.PENANA2wmcld8TQd
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。479Please respect copyright.PENANARyNO845FvK
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAK1IbiFv1XX
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAFrhRqv3rmE
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」479Please respect copyright.PENANADsYH6SkMso
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA9QBBommR2t
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAttDv7st2Zc
我:「無所謂呀。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAM6yPbc6cI6
店員:「完全…無所謂?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAvRHYAho2X7
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。479Please respect copyright.PENANAicgisNPQyP
醫生:「…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAeWKzH2HUP4
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAiLHoUNjOyw
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。479Please respect copyright.PENANA1T7v0o6mo3
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。479Please respect copyright.PENANAvrmtcw1ztm
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAAIPzIW0ti6
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA6RbhZCgfUv
醫生:「吓,點解?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAW4FhJSEd25
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」479Please respect copyright.PENANAEdjoQMFcoK
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」479Please respect copyright.PENANARzpXagxoM7
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAHd2IHNhV8U
醫生:「嗱…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAOODnZsE86E
我:「戴邊個好呀?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAghJM2FGwno
醫:「無所謂…」479Please respect copyright.PENANArNB1xxvxiT
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。479Please respect copyright.PENANAmGamvN1hHl
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAgZ6cuZOVgh
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAf0Qg8i2iEK
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAMywLa1h44Z
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAP2xVK8dEEA
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAZVy6pfsAHe
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。479Please respect copyright.PENANAnCsQMmlah5
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA3iMxM0X52W
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAKU4cfCj7Vx
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」479Please respect copyright.PENANA2UQcXebwox
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA3FtiqRId0c
醫生:「點當呀?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAq8pj4czMQo
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」479Please respect copyright.PENANATmxzYc2dZp
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAt3ERMNbziL
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAus7nXzm09N
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAdTV4KzcNK8
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」479Please respect copyright.PENANABd07l6Qgh4
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAtrMftOPQtd
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」479Please respect copyright.PENANAdPd2h2fjXM
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAAKK1xCeEWU
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAzQwQSOZTZx
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。479Please respect copyright.PENANAUkyIRgqKb7
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAcyo2qOyisp
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAx36Kqb48Ah
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAF4DkUU5Div
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA7LDgCquvKC
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」479Please respect copyright.PENANASDHzZdWsqD
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAbZ3a1HdYzz
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」479Please respect copyright.PENANA0lNBxIaBNg
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」479Please respect copyright.PENANADTDoudWYsv
醫生:「咁…咁…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAGPwUREUSIY
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAxzycSitw2y
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」479Please respect copyright.PENANA6UOdGPCv5o
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA5AO1r1BocH
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAG6whytguSt
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAgbG0UOIrdP
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAZz2wP3SUWv
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」479Please respect copyright.PENANA5rpHLxJsds
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAhf74CglI9u
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」479Please respect copyright.PENANA2PeeQLpewG
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAYUrizZtL6C
我:「嗯。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAc5PEDBN2bI
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAbMmilkePFY
我:「嗯。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAjTFDprWLBE
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAftYH7yavgS
我:「一半一半掛…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAbMFiAp4C1A
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAy5CzW965LP
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAyLp2SJ7WwC
醫生:「至少我唔係…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAzQGkFXsRiK
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAT8JDRstyLw
醫生:「…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAwzlyl3IlMf
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」479Please respect copyright.PENANA5gk5t2USEF
醫生:「無喎。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAMNF2K1GSMr
我:「咁都無?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAYAtVOOS18c
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA9cLgdO7YfA
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAqkVSMkiTH8
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」479Please respect copyright.PENANA9RM8hzU4BH
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」479Please respect copyright.PENANA2R5bSjiXyB
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」479Please respect copyright.PENANArk5nr1csgb
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」479Please respect copyright.PENANANKa2y54bLD
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAtvIZYvxLxh
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」479Please respect copyright.PENANApu8DOjPjHA
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」479Please respect copyright.PENANALhYFx3hcm7
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAJPuMbN3ych
醫生:「係呀…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAExqUwImw9N
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」479Please respect copyright.PENANAosolmxjYd3
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」479Please respect copyright.PENANADElKjxvL90
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA0RJogdZjHE
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAbsqusor7rR
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」479Please respect copyright.PENANA74yGJfqten
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAChnKbYgW3J
我:「你話喺床上面?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAtGbsBHTQNm
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」479Please respect copyright.PENANA1OVNgycpv2
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」479Please respect copyright.PENANA4LE1vz58qr
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」479Please respect copyright.PENANArgWM9IGtwW
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」479Please respect copyright.PENANASgX1fJYJuR
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA6hZv0Hcfc2
我:「你繼續講先啦。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAHWZ14KSZnI
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」479Please respect copyright.PENANArGBY8MNpRX
我:「咁點解散嘅?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAecRrkrf0gg
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAhZZUXEFKt0
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAGYS2uhtsl0
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」479Please respect copyright.PENANAQnwMsT708U
我:「噢…」479Please respect copyright.PENANArj4gcX4mcD
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAYMBuVXWAfe
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA5ePbIo9GgY
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。479Please respect copyright.PENANA08qyjWXnaI
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAeYqe62wWIB
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA1omFKY6aQv
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。479Please respect copyright.PENANA3KFs1m3fhV
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAztklycpfPe
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAmb1HNxPezL
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAMYGdoA932z
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」479Please respect copyright.PENANA2EUpERXTTE
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAOTLNfgVDWd
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAVnTG1TJLJz
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」479Please respect copyright.PENANAMyIV29Rt0m
醫生:「問囉。」479Please respect copyright.PENANAEpTAWL1k38
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」479Please respect copyright.PENANATBCUcdyR7T
醫生:「唔呃…」479Please respect copyright.PENANApgB7DXhUkF