於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。474Please respect copyright.PENANAy7mfxJu9dI
醫生:「我真係要入去?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA2Gx24L3HR3
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAlRcJxcvgrl
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAHaCZ4hr87I
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」474Please respect copyright.PENANADbMn2ZGwdS
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAzXFakGQdU1
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAtw7D8vFFsn
醫生:「唔係…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAKOsNj2BpFI
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。474Please respect copyright.PENANAVl4dNpBC8T
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAsvSuXMtDPb
我:「唔該…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAA37mAk4Gwm
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAaNyxIAHBjo
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」474Please respect copyright.PENANACf3E2RMD8T
醫生:「…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAElyy8fLCnC
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。474Please respect copyright.PENANAPHJaciivdi
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。474Please respect copyright.PENANAtJHwp3dutu
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAxgUbyGCjXJ
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAch7ESmgELN
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAKph2KoaHbK
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA8FIm0oWC46
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAmrAR7Pxmn9
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAAOOAQaYMwN
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。474Please respect copyright.PENANAnTZrHIsePx
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAkIjbq54bwH
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」474Please respect copyright.PENANADQHHb7rLTG
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAFmE8sUyh8r
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」474Please respect copyright.PENANA7VLk0b8bMU
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」474Please respect copyright.PENANA3kGPUJxMov
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」474Please respect copyright.PENANA4SWbNN2BJL
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。474Please respect copyright.PENANAhtNv4DXc8m
醫生:“…”474Please respect copyright.PENANAyiS6HcYJ02
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”474Please respect copyright.PENANA8Nlu9De9qP
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”474Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZN3ELh84x
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”474Please respect copyright.PENANAZZiLXd1LoC
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”474Please respect copyright.PENANAYz8prpcn1d
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”474Please respect copyright.PENANAfbKPxcLz78
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。474Please respect copyright.PENANACzvOaSjrxH
醫生:“…”474Please respect copyright.PENANAqfhWyj0G9O
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。474Please respect copyright.PENANACerSmcUKJP
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA3Kx7VeyCIR
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAWiI5YifOwR
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAOEF2sW5IGa
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAKdx0N9N2U2
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」474Please respect copyright.PENANALnjdo1vk8J
我:「無所謂呀。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAKl2UDdF5UA
店員:「完全…無所謂?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAH1cHoelqUb
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。474Please respect copyright.PENANAOjawAmZXK4
醫生:「…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAbRvXUTK0zd
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAyIdhpBP45t
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。474Please respect copyright.PENANAsovmK9XhmR
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。474Please respect copyright.PENANAnitJLX5xy8
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAxEXByJ7qDq
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAEnp8voQkLj
醫生:「吓,點解?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAR7z8ga4yMQ
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAKqrBcUg4uI
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAIaiHRX1O77
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA8gjDWZWDXC
醫生:「嗱…」474Please respect copyright.PENANApoV9yt6CBF
我:「戴邊個好呀?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAR8WS2ei7oY
醫:「無所謂…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAMOy6Lg5hCh
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。474Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8jW1PbNy8
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA3huRmhIojQ
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAZALzdNYhf0
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAcQHW6AfLY6
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAdMBP0OaEmN
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」474Please respect copyright.PENANABXi9aWSFy1
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。474Please respect copyright.PENANAEOFJtDt1Cx
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA0rTwXcLT5T
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAQTycMEO5Cl
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAmO5hlYjuxl
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA7poJ5ht6kA
醫生:「點當呀?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAjafR6q5p0T
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA5iPTLiHflo
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAmGdPURRfhP
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」474Please respect copyright.PENANANJ0TFdjni3
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」474Please respect copyright.PENANABtLlZMf90z
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAXqthxBlLMC
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAPrx9TnECk3
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAM2dQMsskgU
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAecdt62rLEE
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAYl4bIYlbhH
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。474Please respect copyright.PENANAoliGPRDGbS
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAsG2sAQ9pOJ
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAUurdv1DQBe
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA9LK7Imd9m1
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAHxIWS0hjHA
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAqru86zwmtu
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAU3MlgAStIt
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAOJaGd2Z95F
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAFLocZ47SKm
醫生:「咁…咁…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAue3wdfv0DB
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAtI7dfRmXX5
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAANkAH8RSKj
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」474Please respect copyright.PENANApX2YnuFgrM
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAnzyP94fbI1
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAF0iACwoDa9
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAqjfNYRs3Ko
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAA6O1fDUVX3
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAj9U3ygnTbx
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」474Please respect copyright.PENANATQGvuyGSw5
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA37wuk09ZXe
我:「嗯。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAi4oUWocvTV
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAGpxbTfG9xX
我:「嗯。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAEhGyehoUkf
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA7XTPNGsFDd
我:「一半一半掛…」474Please respect copyright.PENANA5uMjKRFcda
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAqzG7Mmydm7
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAAQU771hHSk
醫生:「至少我唔係…」474Please respect copyright.PENANA8nWSRSGrse
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAO8IUCzXYHE
醫生:「…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAydDoYz2HXI
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAaLcve7ss6k
醫生:「無喎。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ysxbap9HB
我:「咁都無?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA3zYuyhwaxV
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」474Please respect copyright.PENANApmv5YAy7IV
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAehZiMZPl9D
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAoOKM5oQwNP
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAjMxGxSwDrv
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAwEgmAvfL5T
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」474Please respect copyright.PENANATLwYIiBxbJ
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」474Please respect copyright.PENANApv0GWBDwRm
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAsNvLszwIGL
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」474Please respect copyright.PENANA6pSWBNgi7d
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAs7N37zEXBi
醫生:「係呀…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAtWUbXpz0Dg
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAfvAiTwta8P
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAihTECwCENs
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAn1MKtV2VNe
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAyc7Q012VeM
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA7uA0wskMwC
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAjIFkmnSyyn
我:「你話喺床上面?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAqJzvwLB9AH
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAKO3QMtXEUo
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」474Please respect copyright.PENANADTXKFM0Txw
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA87W0qxEEbF
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAUVgaecw7WG
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA8oEGgHt9GQ
我:「你繼續講先啦。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAsEDZG1hlyz
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAMBkK6pVd1u
我:「咁點解散嘅?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA3BccdFqV1i
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAJCT7D9OwET
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAQYIgRsKwyh
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9z3VfjTgM
我:「噢…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAZDyinjYPce
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAndZAAkB2lm
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAKvyYN5y3LU
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。474Please respect copyright.PENANAiYvW0PKRbt
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAo6ZrEjmbzD
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA6h45K5jNIa
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。474Please respect copyright.PENANAlsQ4tKT5iA
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA9nsQGlQvYT
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA3mcw7aHlLG
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAftd1Y3JTTC
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA4d2QybPwuF
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAZQnr79ovku
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA30Hnl7FRU6
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAFl9No3x5pl
醫生:「問囉。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAFj9zYUwYrN
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA7cSFlLvvGc
醫生:「唔呃…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAIQaXPgXRHp