於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。475Please respect copyright.PENANA0bEbtFyzJ8
醫生:「我真係要入去?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAy0YlLWDADK
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAQnbFk5eVck
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAlJMx40jgz0
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAQJX82jBWSM
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」475Please respect copyright.PENANANDrLEvhqWG
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAuvQUSK1Yn8
醫生:「唔係…」475Please respect copyright.PENANA65q3uHjYn9
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。475Please respect copyright.PENANAJNRA1b5Dqh
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」475Please respect copyright.PENANA91HOvKjVpF
我:「唔該…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAUuaXmgM735
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAZJVsfvxOrx
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAsaeaddfntg
醫生:「…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5Zz49DGIR
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。475Please respect copyright.PENANAgRqu6tJ4NI
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。475Please respect copyright.PENANA9Q4JGOfB3Q
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAbcmKjgPavp
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」475Please respect copyright.PENANA8MxROjvp1O
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」475Please respect copyright.PENANA37YmvmuHFT
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAJcs3wnW58T
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」475Please respect copyright.PENANARHwLXZiZtM
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAVxZRAuseR8
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。475Please respect copyright.PENANAfDkDEGjXDr
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAImL9V6l6dp
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAeeM8ENMw5Y
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAznMOhNWHXl
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」475Please respect copyright.PENANA2dlEyypATo
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAfzw0Dwo19P
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAG8A2FIxJFk
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。475Please respect copyright.PENANAMFfKjYIFO9
醫生:“…”475Please respect copyright.PENANAfD6mF3T8vH
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”475Please respect copyright.PENANAdKrj2uPDWk
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”475Please respect copyright.PENANAJwcmtyOtMp
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”475Please respect copyright.PENANAwIVZlTpdhM
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”475Please respect copyright.PENANA8kppvGpzIy
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”475Please respect copyright.PENANA2ygnLxhyjx
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。475Please respect copyright.PENANAib0mNoE00N
醫生:“…”475Please respect copyright.PENANAe0duf4PEk9
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。475Please respect copyright.PENANAMPcJHkP7P8
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAV9qRVd0AUY
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAKGcqt3eUJO
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」475Please respect copyright.PENANA0LMZesEGbT
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAQYPnuyI1sD
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAagA4hxIgLC
我:「無所謂呀。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAbMWoMBrOFh
店員:「完全…無所謂?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAsjRkIYuggv
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。475Please respect copyright.PENANAh5QDUdqXE8
醫生:「…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAn5WMCg8xoN
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAmUj687lf5P
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。475Please respect copyright.PENANABDkSa0NPVO
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。475Please respect copyright.PENANAlecwfcoXP7
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAp4gNKZ5HKx
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAdPdYRdFhOz
醫生:「吓,點解?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAazsBgJqyJT
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」475Please respect copyright.PENANApahR74Pu78
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAUICMUATetO
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAUh3iQq2M3q
醫生:「嗱…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAPcmsmJjDsu
我:「戴邊個好呀?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAksfCpnKM7m
醫:「無所謂…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAZT80Ony8VK
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。475Please respect copyright.PENANA2bvN1P5XRD
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」475Please respect copyright.PENANALi61lBCt9q
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAjpA2jwNrBZ
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAGnQuNQWOSw
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAom5NJWrA6P
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAgh2gd6KWm9
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。475Please respect copyright.PENANAXNMVMrT9WO
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」475Please respect copyright.PENANA8KBOQhvxTx
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAt1F84S6Xny
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」475Please respect copyright.PENANArZFHr4Ggs5
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAk0rwrX1kLC
醫生:「點當呀?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAiPW9Qe5Jr9
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAMdjGtL22Pm
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAQzvHezCyuH
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAbME4r2OIrO
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAXOe7kAy3T2
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAkk33X4CJh6
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAequuMdGuD1
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」475Please respect copyright.PENANAVjZUVoXTFK
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAB3DDQERheH
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAuIV54OS42v
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。475Please respect copyright.PENANARJAkNxHUzp
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAqjSzYKeusc
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAiJShJavACp
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」475Please respect copyright.PENANASmmYaoIdJ7
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAOdvMxRHa4p
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAmFvAFUwHnJ
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAVRrPCrNcZm
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAMCOjEeKVBy
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」475Please respect copyright.PENANANMWigFg6PH
醫生:「咁…咁…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAVDLFCGD1Hx
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAF3pTeR32bY
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」475Please respect copyright.PENANA5daT1WmApp
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAbetwumsxHG
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAp9nGxreEvK
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAVRByJzhM7c
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAgUdc4qq7Z4
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAh4IuJJBzs0
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7Uic6VP8q
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAw3v6ED2xUK
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」475Please respect copyright.PENANA45XyEfuhyg
我:「嗯。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAvIXfLJwtd4
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAi7sg23pgic
我:「嗯。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAADiOdKHz3l
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAyLnAiVtbzW
我:「一半一半掛…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAgxbu9EGjOG
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」475Please respect copyright.PENANArTWPeRAQ4Z
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAzsUC1vEB2C
醫生:「至少我唔係…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAnqIkAUoPUg
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAXBd6JMfnSm
醫生:「…」475Please respect copyright.PENANALrE7jsGxNm
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」475Please respect copyright.PENANA9is6HEPcG5
醫生:「無喎。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAYINRdONs1K
我:「咁都無?」475Please respect copyright.PENANADxOwfsDHKd
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAbaakYdFV0I
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAdSi25OY0mC
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAvYHg9dtsJl
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAdQkyKR7KJs
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」475Please respect copyright.PENANADilKm4yOsd
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAnBvbSi2b5P
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」475Please respect copyright.PENANASw1vuSV0ZB
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAYkHaProxdY
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAVEBLcVGLnF
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」475Please respect copyright.PENANApNCLyF7Eth
醫生:「係呀…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAWheGlLtiPO
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」475Please respect copyright.PENANAgy30gF5JHc
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAEEGdRqzsmx
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAIw21Ud6rb5
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAWK8OvbSNyW
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAz8D0mArgUC
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAyNk0TmBvDn
我:「你話喺床上面?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAIyZt8BUg1x
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAQ38SpfJEBi
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAIWjTIeUyO0
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAFcbK9ZGLr0
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAGYZghqdWYv
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」475Please respect copyright.PENANApigJCHTiHR
我:「你繼續講先啦。」475Please respect copyright.PENANA1TZRRMpAIm
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAy9C89DZivk
我:「咁點解散嘅?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAunTdX9T79V
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAMEpmqPAyyr
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAw1Avmlx8MJ
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAYiyB0ZRUrk
我:「噢…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAcnwyWrM0CD
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」475Please respect copyright.PENANA0oQCohYXjF
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAUNEnU1zJ3c
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。475Please respect copyright.PENANArNyjxsCDVe
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAXkqKISunCu
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」475Please respect copyright.PENANApMzsTKSUXt
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。475Please respect copyright.PENANApqNqRpbHVf
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」475Please respect copyright.PENANA7uuE5bRsSe
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」475Please respect copyright.PENANA4BePK7jBAe
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAkG1VHQhcxB
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」475Please respect copyright.PENANA3mc38J4Zll
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」475Please respect copyright.PENANA6QS8OscnQD
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAeSYdxaqbgA
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」475Please respect copyright.PENANAfxB2Xdrn3M
醫生:「問囉。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAUOgbWethgk
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」475Please respect copyright.PENANAyd39RK56r9
醫生:「唔呃…」475Please respect copyright.PENANAqWYg9mvwC2