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Table of Contents

#2 你还有什么可以想象的

#13 好了，现在又进入到写诗时间

#17 话语的权利录

#18 风入林则徐向前

#19 向我讨好

#21 又没有了

#22 风吹过旷野抚摸着大地吹动稻草人上的乌鸦飞起来向那段时光告别

#23 我像刚才那样微微一笑

#24 春暖花开

#25 死者在低声细语着/晚安

#29 中国认同

#30 得过且过

#31 得过且过与结果

#33 虫人虫类（歌词出自《呕哑嘲哳》专辑）

#34 中国班加西

#35 屠杀侵略者

#36 死神的摇篮曲（A版）（歌词出自《呕哑嘲哳》专辑改编）

#37 死神的摇篮曲（B版）（歌词改编）

#38 我们牛逼地活成了傻逼（歌词废案）

#39 我也爱当代艺术（《怪谈乱谈奇谈》讲座导语）

#40 我应该做什么

#41 陶醉者山庄

#42 来吃麦当劳

#43 你我（承峻班歌歌词废案）

#44 一两音乐节（梦系列）

#46 此致敬礼

#48 口号（歌词出自《道路以目》专辑）

#51 道路以目（歌词出自《道路以目》专辑）

#52 我都想宰了你

#53 催命者偿命

#54 听说（歌词出自《一个人的冥想》专辑 with音乐机器乐队）

#55 我的心再也不随你而动了（歌词出自《爱你之器》专辑改编）

#57 终于黑夜

#58 聊天记录Ⅰ

#59 聊天记录Ⅱ（上）

#60 聊天记录Ⅱ（下）

#63 禁禁·禁禁·禁

#64 它的名字叫灭亡

#66 怎么能够遇见你

#69 光辉岁月/你大爷的

#70 穿越镜头的爱

#72 八荣/八耻

#73 爱上她的过程

#74 跟我合唱的小姑娘

#75 南北对话

#76 遥远的亲近之痛

#77 反骨雷达

#78 一去不回头

#79 我交的税

#80 有多少子弹射进了

#81 这个时代的宏大主题

#86 结束二十八天

#87 荒废（1）

#88 荒废（2）

#91 红烛·死水

#92 江湖再见

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