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#42

来吃麦当劳

杨羊得意 杨羊得意
Feb 25, 2021 411 1 Min Read
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No Plagiarism!56uZ1p7fWP5n1jv6M1Eeposted on PＥNAＮＡ

温度不能让石头变成鸡子

但政治可以让石头变成鸡子

“薯条蘸经血

薯条蘸精液”

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武松不能让人们不害怕老虎

但苛政可以让人们不害怕老虎

“薯条蘸经血

薯条蘸精液”

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5kyQJaZOe

薯条蘸经血

薯条蘸精液

薯条蘸经血

薯条蘸精液

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Table of Contents
#0 Intro
#1 回家
#2 你还有什么可以想象的
#3 错误
#4 辛灏年
#5 陈破空
#6 方励之
#7 Xiao Bo
#8 柯云路
#9 老木
#10 敖博
#11 李敖
#12 摇滚师
#13 好了，现在又进入到写诗时间
#14 放浪
#15 给给
#16 你敢吗
#17 话语的权利录
#18 风入林则徐向前
#19 向我讨好
#20 庄则敬
#21 又没有了
#22 风吹过旷野抚摸着大地吹动稻草人上的乌鸦飞起来向那段时光告别
#23 我像刚才那样微微一笑
#24 春暖花开
#25 死者在低声细语着/晚安
#26 肢解
#27 算了
#28 复活
#29 中国认同
#30 得过且过
#31 得过且过与结果
#32 乖乖
#33 虫人虫类（歌词 出自《呕哑嘲哳》专辑）
#34 中国班加西
#35 屠杀侵略者
#36 死神的摇篮曲（A版）（歌词 出自《呕哑嘲哳》专辑 改编）
#37 死神的摇篮曲（B版）（歌词 改编）
#38 我们牛逼地活成了傻逼（歌词 废案）
#39 我也爱当代艺术（《怪谈 乱谈 奇谈》讲座导语）
#40 我应该做什么
#41 陶醉者山庄
#42 来吃麦当劳
#43 你我（承峻班歌歌词废案）
#44 一两音乐节（梦系列）
#45 怪物
#46 此致敬礼
#47 设局
#48 口号（歌词 出自《道路以目》专辑）
#49 绝望Ⅰ
#50 绝望Ⅱ
#51 道路以目（歌词 出自《道路以目》专辑）
#52 我都想宰了你
#53 催命者偿命
#54 听说（歌词 出自《一个人的冥想》专辑 with音乐机器乐队）
#55 我的心再也不随你而动了（歌词 出自《爱你之器》专辑 改编）
#56 雪神
#57 终于黑夜
#58 聊天记录Ⅰ
#59 聊天记录Ⅱ（上）
#60 聊天记录Ⅱ（下）
#61 民变
#62 看你
#63 禁禁·禁禁·禁
#64 它的名字叫灭亡
#65 想要你
#66 怎么能够遇见你
#67 反骨
#68 爱人
#69 光辉岁月/你大爷的
#70 穿越镜头的爱
#71 主义
#72 八荣/八耻
#73 爱上她的过程
#74 跟我合唱的小姑娘
#75 南北对话
#76 遥远的亲近之痛
#77 反骨雷达
#78 一去不回头
#79 我交的税
#80 有多少子弹射进了
#81 这个时代的宏大主题
#82 前兆
#83 山海经
#84 反抗
#85 混蛋
#86 结束二十八天
#87 荒废（1）
#88 荒废（2）
#89 阳台
#90 厌恶
#91 红烛·死水
#92 江湖再见
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