
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory451Please respect copyright.PENANAdMaXE6olt3
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 451Please respect copyright.PENANAEN8acPsVUw
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.451Please respect copyright.PENANAEMOMmFwgxW
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?451Please respect copyright.PENANAIpmaQjWGrR
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.451Please respect copyright.PENANArudCLXL43D
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.451Please respect copyright.PENANA1Hid6WpAVO
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.451Please respect copyright.PENANAL9Eswv6q5o
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.451Please respect copyright.PENANAecIKsjhDII
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?451Please respect copyright.PENANAGoeBCN2gtC
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.451Please respect copyright.PENANAURI0uy1CyG
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.451Please respect copyright.PENANA7wgHVkAS3h
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.451Please respect copyright.PENANAvfylxgjhAb
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 451Please respect copyright.PENANAHKuodhJtyP
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.451Please respect copyright.PENANAbeDLSakXJ9
girl bestie? - coco <3451Please respect copyright.PENANADHH8c57y6k
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.451Please respect copyright.PENANAoDdUi08qIn
age? - seven years old.451Please respect copyright.PENANA6oxu0DyOzR
last person i texted? - idfk.451Please respect copyright.PENANAlLk4JHke5g
last person i called? - probably my little brother.451Please respect copyright.PENANANlcosGpPM3
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?451Please respect copyright.PENANAfEmpKXj2qE
random fact? - i like food.451Please respect copyright.PENANAEPFZVvzRLi
single or taken? - big, fat taken.451Please respect copyright.PENANAuxcrV5cROs
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.451Please respect copyright.PENANAj7MOtEyXVy
first kiss? - bitch wtf?451Please respect copyright.PENANAkaF55FgTVZ
ever smoked? - nope.451Please respect copyright.PENANAfLar8ekq0b
ever done drugs? - nope~451Please respect copyright.PENANA8S0oBTWNzM
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.451Please respect copyright.PENANAwuIrFxUKT5
longest relationship? - five and a half months.451Please respect copyright.PENANAXPYgtez7tk
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.451Please respect copyright.PENANAjxDxi02g9C
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.451Please respect copyright.PENANAJXAos2oPQs
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.451Please respect copyright.PENANAoXNORy36Q4
obsession? - kpop.451Please respect copyright.PENANAepw36n5eiW
do you give second chances? - that depends.451Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5tplSNTeF
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?451Please respect copyright.PENANAv6qMUlbhP0
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.451Please respect copyright.PENANAQMQCiNOyGb
day or night? - idk.451Please respect copyright.PENANAaJeTtDVXYv
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.451Please respect copyright.PENANACBJkJvHXzI
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.451Please respect copyright.PENANAD6T7BeW38J
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.451Please respect copyright.PENANAnfp42OEJwM
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.451Please respect copyright.PENANAi6SNa9HPMY
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.451Please respect copyright.PENANATARIdubID0
favourite movie(s)? - idk.451Please respect copyright.PENANABesFwi07eB
current mood? - bored and tired.451Please respect copyright.PENANAiOQrvzaxXw
jealous of? - a lot of things.451Please respect copyright.PENANAkg5LGRWzxj
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.451Please respect copyright.PENANAlI2s0M1CRR
pets? - two dogs.451Please respect copyright.PENANAypdPxJGoGA
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.451Please respect copyright.PENANAoS2Iviyw3w
favourite number? - seven.451Please respect copyright.PENANASfRGVgTVKV
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.451Please respect copyright.PENANAgNo0JAuuSm
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.451Please respect copyright.PENANA4VUE53kjvy
afraid of the dark? - yes.451Please respect copyright.PENANAaJRcMhJJ2L
one wish? - to be happy for real.451Please respect copyright.PENANABsZgX5ACuj
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?451Please respect copyright.PENANA06OqbLJBxC
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.451Please respect copyright.PENANAkbSBMXMisI
age? - i'm still seven years old.451Please respect copyright.PENANAkp7NlSaB1M
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.451Please respect copyright.PENANAgVBReDYJz9
something you hate about yourself? - my body.451Please respect copyright.PENANAtRUA6JOhhT
something you like about yourself? - idk.451Please respect copyright.PENANA3G5jJu8qro
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.451Please respect copyright.PENANAtJTp24sV8u
favourite band? - bts.451Please respect copyright.PENANA3PXHqQKEd8
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!451Please respect copyright.PENANAu5GYRmzJeU
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.451Please respect copyright.PENANAUNd9MCeUgZ
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.451Please respect copyright.PENANAIQZkwkFQsL
girl crush? - emmi.451Please respect copyright.PENANA6hW3IiO4w2
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.451Please respect copyright.PENANAdW8LOgr2tc
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^451Please respect copyright.PENANA3mGvJsnP4a
talents? - singing.451Please respect copyright.PENANAWksnKFjddT
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.451Please respect copyright.PENANAecFLRByRRq
someone i love? - emmi.451Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2PJCFVC9z
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.451Please respect copyright.PENANAwKIgmBpLW0
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.451Please respect copyright.PENANAOPXNaaMIbD
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.451Please respect copyright.PENANAHcnaFGmbq5
favourite animal? - dogs.451Please respect copyright.PENANAxUFijhKvQv
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 451Please respect copyright.PENANAsvR1lLQsLx
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.451Please respect copyright.PENANAeHuB3jRmU4
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.451Please respect copyright.PENANAUH9wJ2M6Lj
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.451Please respect copyright.PENANAW5TkuzBVaH
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.451Please respect copyright.PENANAzlmJ41e66V
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 451Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6bIbti0U4
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.451Please respect copyright.PENANAnW4TGxf2xm
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.451Please respect copyright.PENANAt3L75NPRaf
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.451Please respect copyright.PENANAV1s5TaToTN
country? - i don't live on earth. 451Please respect copyright.PENANACsyi6tBoK7
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.451Please respect copyright.PENANAoXxHGtIinj
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.451Please respect copyright.PENANAShNQ5qHSnQ
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.451Please respect copyright.PENANAv2z4pcxI4Y
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.451Please respect copyright.PENANA0OPBGyezSr
country with your favourite accent? - australia.451Please respect copyright.PENANAMh9Vt1TLf2
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.451Please respect copyright.PENANAR7xyPupRxJ
dog or cat person? - both.451Please respect copyright.PENANAlOH8ZvwFJP
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.451Please respect copyright.PENANAhoSh6XP9IA
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.451Please respect copyright.PENANAu4WKWezwGs
do you belive in God? - idk.451Please respect copyright.PENANA7KCP2C9Mnk
single or taken? - taken.451Please respect copyright.PENANAHPsla8sVjS
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*451Please respect copyright.PENANA3z4acVHu0H
birthday year? - 1930.451Please respect copyright.PENANA5HkQIvAyE5
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.451Please respect copyright.PENANAv2VTJHNYoa
age? - what's that?451Please respect copyright.PENANATkfBxVQfJm
enthinicity? - african american.451Please respect copyright.PENANArpTNj6yLyi
tea or coffee? - neither.451Please respect copyright.PENANA3xpp8qYDgl
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.451Please respect copyright.PENANA7weDvhlJGk
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*451Please respect copyright.PENANAZcYtBynf7Z
favourite food? - ice cream.451Please respect copyright.PENANAjLX2e0VgY9
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 451Please respect copyright.PENANAc9IiQST0vc
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.451Please respect copyright.PENANAJJSXPtMaA7
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.451Please respect copyright.PENANA5cEKy0OFvt
favourite soda? - sprite.451Please respect copyright.PENANAf5WGRyyWxS
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.451Please respect copyright.PENANAf4AHAdgEdX
can you swim? - yes, wtf?451Please respect copyright.PENANAgBqDXRveDf
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.451Please respect copyright.PENANAwuXaJgQzeq
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.451Please respect copyright.PENANA0uOMsz87xV
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.451Please respect copyright.PENANAGkwjrhnDHl
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.451Please respect copyright.PENANALn6GwNDufS
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*451Please respect copyright.PENANANbyQJrRJY7
apple or andriod? - apple.451Please respect copyright.PENANAIJ8onlQjWD
best dessert? - mochi.451Please respect copyright.PENANAIDGLigsFR4
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have you ever:451Please respect copyright.PENANAkWMKC0iWjO
1. skipped class? - yes.451Please respect copyright.PENANAgrZhaaxtlj
2. done drugs? - no.451Please respect copyright.PENANAKx5LKLtrD6
3. self-harmed? - yes.451Please respect copyright.PENANAGDjdb1s1ha
4. drank? - no.451Please respect copyright.PENANAZkg1QYAMPb
5. shoplifted? - yes.451Please respect copyright.PENANAVzo4rqCzBW
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.451Please respect copyright.PENANAx3XTHHZKLN
7. broken up with someone? - yes.451Please respect copyright.PENANAJa4p2HvIgk
what's your favourite:451Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7W8Hgcfw6
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.451Please respect copyright.PENANAKgHI52LvwY
9. movie? - break the silence.451Please respect copyright.PENANAcCCJCDBLjZ
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.451Please respect copyright.PENANASWSYEFaI1i
11. artist? - bts.451Please respect copyright.PENANA9LdAuVuPTK
12. singer or band? - bts.451Please respect copyright.PENANAimZUeCv4k7
13. memory? - idk.451Please respect copyright.PENANAZRwct7evdM
14. book? - the cruel prince.451Please respect copyright.PENANA8MxkebUfQP
this or that:451Please respect copyright.PENANAjtupauNpEd
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.451Please respect copyright.PENANArhTBEJBNQe
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.451Please respect copyright.PENANAhXRgmcA7ku
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.451Please respect copyright.PENANAaLkbsd97V4
18. movies or books? - idk.451Please respect copyright.PENANAZGVLUvQXkl
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.451Please respect copyright.PENANAdZhKTgQfOv
20. blind of deaf? - blind.451Please respect copyright.PENANAc5JcfvzXqN
21. tea or coffee? - neither.451Please respect copyright.PENANAiaxDdLyBrJ
what's your:451Please respect copyright.PENANAxKel2sBjHZ
22. age? - ninety-one.451Please respect copyright.PENANAQxH0QvpoXj
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.451Please respect copyright.PENANAtGo4zV21kI
24. height? - 4'11.451Please respect copyright.PENANAAyDhO0yrNf
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.451Please respect copyright.PENANA17HRKPUz3Q
26. shoe size? - seven.451Please respect copyright.PENANAU7o7Xvxc4B
27. religion? - i'm not religious.451Please respect copyright.PENANA4bjyHMyELb
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.451Please respect copyright.PENANAQbUjnSdxKh
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...451Please respect copyright.PENANAEbyBwYd3Us
30. second chances? - it depends.451Please respect copyright.PENANALwWEzP4yzO
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.451Please respect copyright.PENANAQuFcG6Fq47
32. abortion? - ew.451Please respect copyright.PENANAUB6E4pkY8p
33. a death penalty? - ew.451Please respect copyright.PENANAemKD4jPJdk
34. marijuana? - i likes that.451Please respect copyright.PENANApB4eDJiQqU
35. love? - what's love?451Please respect copyright.PENANAnlQzdTIVwY
do you:451Please respect copyright.PENANAuK5p06Uf6s
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.451Please respect copyright.PENANAizwLmTJ3L3
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3451Please respect copyright.PENANAgSPQPTPtcA