
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory560Please respect copyright.PENANA7qd3CaN1Qu
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 560Please respect copyright.PENANA19GAOCVL2C
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.560Please respect copyright.PENANAzarws1wogy
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?560Please respect copyright.PENANAvtcRcfzPpi
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.560Please respect copyright.PENANADSCQTuXLmI
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.560Please respect copyright.PENANACUL8bhrlNr
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.560Please respect copyright.PENANAuSTlhvR93J
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.560Please respect copyright.PENANAMWOvVCgtxC
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?560Please respect copyright.PENANAnCZtJ0MBKT
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.560Please respect copyright.PENANA0p7YMKuxOs
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.560Please respect copyright.PENANA5La9yBvscW
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.560Please respect copyright.PENANAP0rElEXxSc
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 560Please respect copyright.PENANAdAS2iesdKu
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.560Please respect copyright.PENANAzsW4Uc9dnY
girl bestie? - coco <3560Please respect copyright.PENANA8sNot5fR17
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.560Please respect copyright.PENANAoHLPTwBkAe
age? - seven years old.560Please respect copyright.PENANAW8NPWJWwCX
last person i texted? - idfk.560Please respect copyright.PENANAO6AQy21FUl
last person i called? - probably my little brother.560Please respect copyright.PENANAJ37rLADsWZ
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?560Please respect copyright.PENANA2eSaoxStQo
random fact? - i like food.560Please respect copyright.PENANAsgfArKQw3S
single or taken? - big, fat taken.560Please respect copyright.PENANAZCvZp9sllD
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.560Please respect copyright.PENANAu5aU4lBry9
first kiss? - bitch wtf?560Please respect copyright.PENANA0CYYr3S9WT
ever smoked? - nope.560Please respect copyright.PENANAn3wsvZxJcI
ever done drugs? - nope~560Please respect copyright.PENANAEw9IkabgmJ
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.560Please respect copyright.PENANAqt0PTTdltu
longest relationship? - five and a half months.560Please respect copyright.PENANAxMB5vUn9Cf
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.560Please respect copyright.PENANA4reB98XhBB
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.560Please respect copyright.PENANAXT30MEIe5I
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.560Please respect copyright.PENANAefY5C3x0Ot
obsession? - kpop.560Please respect copyright.PENANARvo4nQgmVQ
do you give second chances? - that depends.560Please respect copyright.PENANAaADajCKAca
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?560Please respect copyright.PENANAXZudAUAekY
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.560Please respect copyright.PENANAXRnnxKlyQM
day or night? - idk.560Please respect copyright.PENANATeFFk9kaHF
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.560Please respect copyright.PENANA1Fc148VEvr
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.560Please respect copyright.PENANAhs65UMlq1g
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.560Please respect copyright.PENANAEOc2BgF2T0
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.560Please respect copyright.PENANAiPH1yy2L4z
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.560Please respect copyright.PENANArxbuI0N9Ep
favourite movie(s)? - idk.560Please respect copyright.PENANALTvU05PoUK
current mood? - bored and tired.560Please respect copyright.PENANA3XOIQtJQmt
jealous of? - a lot of things.560Please respect copyright.PENANAp1bf6Zd5qD
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.560Please respect copyright.PENANAMNIm7CpEyi
pets? - two dogs.560Please respect copyright.PENANA1gjsjLTcyg
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.560Please respect copyright.PENANA4QUza2dcWt
favourite number? - seven.560Please respect copyright.PENANA6thZvVuyb8
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.560Please respect copyright.PENANAiGuJPXpKLV
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.560Please respect copyright.PENANAh1TD2DmnTT
afraid of the dark? - yes.560Please respect copyright.PENANAor2E6WaHSx
one wish? - to be happy for real.560Please respect copyright.PENANA63VZH1ECtW
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?560Please respect copyright.PENANArxZPyXKsaU
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.560Please respect copyright.PENANAnH1u2oG16o
age? - i'm still seven years old.560Please respect copyright.PENANAG4esAzJG9d
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.560Please respect copyright.PENANAa74OC8UGLe
something you hate about yourself? - my body.560Please respect copyright.PENANAAE9R5eCqx9
something you like about yourself? - idk.560Please respect copyright.PENANA6mQtZRkxmB
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.560Please respect copyright.PENANAn6fZGSz4PP
favourite band? - bts.560Please respect copyright.PENANAKGIpb3ryyz
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!560Please respect copyright.PENANAbQe1o8iOBJ
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.560Please respect copyright.PENANAqc1wpIlK2g
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.560Please respect copyright.PENANAmjBAinFnlO
girl crush? - emmi.560Please respect copyright.PENANAJIEnDOeEi7
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.560Please respect copyright.PENANAFYmyrBhwze
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^560Please respect copyright.PENANAzbbvl4DEjV
talents? - singing.560Please respect copyright.PENANAqgGDNQoxtK
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.560Please respect copyright.PENANARcPOb6TP4t
someone i love? - emmi.560Please respect copyright.PENANArYoc3qeY22
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.560Please respect copyright.PENANAMSnJ9nJYJ6
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.560Please respect copyright.PENANACoFBTFgANv
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.560Please respect copyright.PENANASJl8Klejq2
favourite animal? - dogs.560Please respect copyright.PENANAk6yWKCAPYd
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 560Please respect copyright.PENANATRBVWttscS
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.560Please respect copyright.PENANAYEs6nXXRKQ
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.560Please respect copyright.PENANAUB5FdTMgyw
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.560Please respect copyright.PENANABqJ4RirDbx
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.560Please respect copyright.PENANAUu6RzXuGOf
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 560Please respect copyright.PENANAsDG4rPgxXM
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.560Please respect copyright.PENANAd0cJW72s3m
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.560Please respect copyright.PENANAW3lQ9MErem
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.560Please respect copyright.PENANAkSiVs0sapT
country? - i don't live on earth. 560Please respect copyright.PENANAQ00pGpS0In
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.560Please respect copyright.PENANAq6DKLyHFgH
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.560Please respect copyright.PENANAp9KnJLvdUE
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.560Please respect copyright.PENANAk4tJb838JO
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.560Please respect copyright.PENANAggR6h0dXsz
country with your favourite accent? - australia.560Please respect copyright.PENANAzAX0PPoXfv
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.560Please respect copyright.PENANAXG35rAIs5t
dog or cat person? - both.560Please respect copyright.PENANAZGcUWX7XgW
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.560Please respect copyright.PENANAlrgmu6FsR8
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.560Please respect copyright.PENANAa6JyrNSP1q
do you belive in God? - idk.560Please respect copyright.PENANAhfS3eFIEix
single or taken? - taken.560Please respect copyright.PENANAlituHg3SSE
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*560Please respect copyright.PENANAgL8dMlzguh
birthday year? - 1930.560Please respect copyright.PENANAw6MY26h0C7
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.560Please respect copyright.PENANA1NRibrIHkG
age? - what's that?560Please respect copyright.PENANAuYXvMOPOvY
enthinicity? - african american.560Please respect copyright.PENANAHqSfayixTk
tea or coffee? - neither.560Please respect copyright.PENANA6bACBLfQ73
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.560Please respect copyright.PENANAIgCpN17KR7
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*560Please respect copyright.PENANAC7U3G3mq5E
favourite food? - ice cream.560Please respect copyright.PENANAJP03s2hgZ3
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 560Please respect copyright.PENANAA5PrKvweRh
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.560Please respect copyright.PENANAyr9HdipZ7p
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.560Please respect copyright.PENANA7uABV8EL9Z
favourite soda? - sprite.560Please respect copyright.PENANAiTxbmuTRFB
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.560Please respect copyright.PENANAoibefAtr7R
can you swim? - yes, wtf?560Please respect copyright.PENANAflCNFLOTHJ
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.560Please respect copyright.PENANApDO8GFn574
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.560Please respect copyright.PENANAKvKQ5jtdAs
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.560Please respect copyright.PENANAvmo2qGTM9O
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.560Please respect copyright.PENANAKhAfU1kapP
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*560Please respect copyright.PENANAhhTJAZVtPE
apple or andriod? - apple.560Please respect copyright.PENANAt0VRguE89f
best dessert? - mochi.560Please respect copyright.PENANAdiwfHUTqG9
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have you ever:560Please respect copyright.PENANAAWBl2tCPaC
1. skipped class? - yes.560Please respect copyright.PENANAN5eee6zGy4
2. done drugs? - no.560Please respect copyright.PENANAtZOkXxtKgt
3. self-harmed? - yes.560Please respect copyright.PENANAba8hbdc0Lk
4. drank? - no.560Please respect copyright.PENANAPZGQUL7pJv
5. shoplifted? - yes.560Please respect copyright.PENANAjtSjDjckXG
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.560Please respect copyright.PENANAnuYmFbe45O
7. broken up with someone? - yes.560Please respect copyright.PENANALKHgr40l3g
what's your favourite:560Please respect copyright.PENANAIIg9DofOs9
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.560Please respect copyright.PENANAA4S8KQeGft
9. movie? - break the silence.560Please respect copyright.PENANATV0C6tgwUt
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.560Please respect copyright.PENANAJNHlVpRVyz
11. artist? - bts.560Please respect copyright.PENANA5vE9FCP7lu
12. singer or band? - bts.560Please respect copyright.PENANAopfYObuOI7
13. memory? - idk.560Please respect copyright.PENANAcvXnBoeht3
14. book? - the cruel prince.560Please respect copyright.PENANA42csRfeZME
this or that:560Please respect copyright.PENANAteZBZqIFFJ
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.560Please respect copyright.PENANAR91w96GHMn
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.560Please respect copyright.PENANAgEPxAf8dVo
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.560Please respect copyright.PENANAZpQWjgJWpt
18. movies or books? - idk.560Please respect copyright.PENANAziOwJKPpNG
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.560Please respect copyright.PENANAOmlWfKrR1f
20. blind of deaf? - blind.560Please respect copyright.PENANAjjGxayKPID
21. tea or coffee? - neither.560Please respect copyright.PENANA0q2CW129yF
what's your:560Please respect copyright.PENANA96rDqO9p4r
22. age? - ninety-one.560Please respect copyright.PENANA3PooRx7VPk
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.560Please respect copyright.PENANAWb5UjeAgfA
24. height? - 4'11.560Please respect copyright.PENANAvXUTOp8dSH
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.560Please respect copyright.PENANAQR8xqloLqZ
26. shoe size? - seven.560Please respect copyright.PENANAarIG8YhE0k
27. religion? - i'm not religious.560Please respect copyright.PENANAV7llT3kNoe
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.560Please respect copyright.PENANAZDeukyESV4
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...560Please respect copyright.PENANAwNSwmqzsYs
30. second chances? - it depends.560Please respect copyright.PENANARWSmjtsD2P
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.560Please respect copyright.PENANAT1t82iaQzO
32. abortion? - ew.560Please respect copyright.PENANAUL3BVNr9Lc
33. a death penalty? - ew.560Please respect copyright.PENANAFbDM96364K
34. marijuana? - i likes that.560Please respect copyright.PENANAjwTT2e55E6
35. love? - what's love?560Please respect copyright.PENANAwFxJHtRggk
do you:560Please respect copyright.PENANAIzYfvLLn6X
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.560Please respect copyright.PENANA6XAXTBIobf
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3560Please respect copyright.PENANAwoiFleqi10