
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory435Please respect copyright.PENANAeQfrbgXuC0
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 435Please respect copyright.PENANA8hEtafVTln
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.435Please respect copyright.PENANAxstsT9rLgF
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?435Please respect copyright.PENANAttFC2rZ9as
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.435Please respect copyright.PENANAtpj8c114hY
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.435Please respect copyright.PENANAFthlDZPrGj
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.435Please respect copyright.PENANAWmjfIUZ2md
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.435Please respect copyright.PENANACJYD0EeNzJ
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?435Please respect copyright.PENANAjl9WMZyIle
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.435Please respect copyright.PENANAd6iSlKi4vq
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.435Please respect copyright.PENANAc8ZZrnNbW9
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.435Please respect copyright.PENANAWQsFZxQGpj
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 435Please respect copyright.PENANAmHuHWyDvdK
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.435Please respect copyright.PENANAa9eEbHktQm
girl bestie? - coco <3435Please respect copyright.PENANAFw5ruxCNzR
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.435Please respect copyright.PENANAmnwCBbvAez
age? - seven years old.435Please respect copyright.PENANAX9W4MUUd2Z
last person i texted? - idfk.435Please respect copyright.PENANABkbBjbaf5M
last person i called? - probably my little brother.435Please respect copyright.PENANAvszSvgGNwx
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?435Please respect copyright.PENANAmOr9PqnO9Q
random fact? - i like food.435Please respect copyright.PENANAlSNBUnqdUC
single or taken? - big, fat taken.435Please respect copyright.PENANAj38prCuoPI
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.435Please respect copyright.PENANARZiTQM44HD
first kiss? - bitch wtf?435Please respect copyright.PENANAAJLZzaBW2g
ever smoked? - nope.435Please respect copyright.PENANAoKZDLrFgyX
ever done drugs? - nope~435Please respect copyright.PENANAF9aNSQGpAd
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.435Please respect copyright.PENANAxtCKweHRgo
longest relationship? - five and a half months.435Please respect copyright.PENANA1BQQ7KuDpt
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.435Please respect copyright.PENANABb6asEuL8l
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.435Please respect copyright.PENANAh2el5r6QZ8
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.435Please respect copyright.PENANAqTCNHIsrVI
obsession? - kpop.435Please respect copyright.PENANANfR8Bpiz7S
do you give second chances? - that depends.435Please respect copyright.PENANAYSLefz7gFK
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?435Please respect copyright.PENANAuNBbbL9Ti9
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.435Please respect copyright.PENANAce28oAyUZ6
day or night? - idk.435Please respect copyright.PENANAv22zh4BwSV
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.435Please respect copyright.PENANAO1pg5mPsKg
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.435Please respect copyright.PENANAywoiroNeOG
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.435Please respect copyright.PENANAhjaZw8uNAo
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.435Please respect copyright.PENANAuyf1vmN8bC
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.435Please respect copyright.PENANAOoiYulSWbm
favourite movie(s)? - idk.435Please respect copyright.PENANA61L0veyiq0
current mood? - bored and tired.435Please respect copyright.PENANACrQYHiT3NU
jealous of? - a lot of things.435Please respect copyright.PENANA1KYdMXW0VY
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.435Please respect copyright.PENANA8pHhDZdsfG
pets? - two dogs.435Please respect copyright.PENANAfsgNrGnAly
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.435Please respect copyright.PENANALUsVg7S2Le
favourite number? - seven.435Please respect copyright.PENANAq9vaR5OfsS
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.435Please respect copyright.PENANADLW1wjd7NZ
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.435Please respect copyright.PENANAF8I5t4c0nw
afraid of the dark? - yes.435Please respect copyright.PENANA4G7CYLZS1X
one wish? - to be happy for real.435Please respect copyright.PENANAnt85RExY35
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?435Please respect copyright.PENANA5RT4lnky9t
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.435Please respect copyright.PENANAeiuNz4f7et
age? - i'm still seven years old.435Please respect copyright.PENANAErNWkM5b36
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.435Please respect copyright.PENANAZxWGfLhWkB
something you hate about yourself? - my body.435Please respect copyright.PENANANwNNCuNqQe
something you like about yourself? - idk.435Please respect copyright.PENANARtTNu8Q6kn
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.435Please respect copyright.PENANAJjMj77jjio
favourite band? - bts.435Please respect copyright.PENANAFJCNcVUCDR
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!435Please respect copyright.PENANA6ueFTHyv0K
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.435Please respect copyright.PENANAoxtcCUGpHh
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.435Please respect copyright.PENANAXnCrm4ZtLG
girl crush? - emmi.435Please respect copyright.PENANACMwAzsuxVr
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.435Please respect copyright.PENANAOC7uN0J3ei
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^435Please respect copyright.PENANADiXRpifcG3
talents? - singing.435Please respect copyright.PENANA20jMpjhDvL
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.435Please respect copyright.PENANAmXI1HMkhY2
someone i love? - emmi.435Please respect copyright.PENANA77QtqNtiSW
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.435Please respect copyright.PENANAZES3RwHWre
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.435Please respect copyright.PENANAVhViL3ulX6
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.435Please respect copyright.PENANAYLR9MiE05V
favourite animal? - dogs.435Please respect copyright.PENANAYpBy0pMz8J
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 435Please respect copyright.PENANAyxrTtEsQ4V
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.435Please respect copyright.PENANAc6YwnH6eKK
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.435Please respect copyright.PENANAR8TiwWmiWH
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.435Please respect copyright.PENANAYPzGifNY6F
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.435Please respect copyright.PENANAisR1sHpKjM
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 435Please respect copyright.PENANArkmTDDuS1z
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.435Please respect copyright.PENANArrGpw4Cnkd
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.435Please respect copyright.PENANAKD51wOLMcP
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.435Please respect copyright.PENANAqKo9O9j8cG
country? - i don't live on earth. 435Please respect copyright.PENANA7WCnhAKE5N
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.435Please respect copyright.PENANAMPn44STudC
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.435Please respect copyright.PENANAcOCgXRDJQq
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.435Please respect copyright.PENANADHIXY1uFL3
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.435Please respect copyright.PENANAxhJpNrHfAx
country with your favourite accent? - australia.435Please respect copyright.PENANAafLiT41Mme
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.435Please respect copyright.PENANAHMMtUVPeTa
dog or cat person? - both.435Please respect copyright.PENANA46pS6rbi2D
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.435Please respect copyright.PENANA2fLVuTNNJU
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.435Please respect copyright.PENANA0mwqHjhnag
do you belive in God? - idk.435Please respect copyright.PENANA0EvuGy3aO5
single or taken? - taken.435Please respect copyright.PENANAMOuZ54cJqz
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*435Please respect copyright.PENANA8mtBbZ7rGf
birthday year? - 1930.435Please respect copyright.PENANAtpKB1U6dC8
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.435Please respect copyright.PENANATY44NQ2fQQ
age? - what's that?435Please respect copyright.PENANAPGIClReXbN
enthinicity? - african american.435Please respect copyright.PENANAS33JpERxej
tea or coffee? - neither.435Please respect copyright.PENANAALbA6fuFGM
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.435Please respect copyright.PENANACkEVMEtxZc
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*435Please respect copyright.PENANAxLBaHlWEg0
favourite food? - ice cream.435Please respect copyright.PENANA4dVql0ETW6
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 435Please respect copyright.PENANAc59FyDmW53
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.435Please respect copyright.PENANA7RquBudapm
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.435Please respect copyright.PENANAwR0zGceEJ4
favourite soda? - sprite.435Please respect copyright.PENANAM5OL0RwJBI
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.435Please respect copyright.PENANA6UYGYarreS
can you swim? - yes, wtf?435Please respect copyright.PENANAlkpktBoh3V
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.435Please respect copyright.PENANA4NwPuABt1F
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.435Please respect copyright.PENANAticarPkQXs
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.435Please respect copyright.PENANAirp6Ea6mu9
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.435Please respect copyright.PENANAsdVC7evol1
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*435Please respect copyright.PENANAz5gt5HwTGy
apple or andriod? - apple.435Please respect copyright.PENANAE21eQDEVmH
best dessert? - mochi.435Please respect copyright.PENANANXaRm8h7F4
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have you ever:435Please respect copyright.PENANAry6scfWDRR
1. skipped class? - yes.435Please respect copyright.PENANA86JoExO6Ri
2. done drugs? - no.435Please respect copyright.PENANA0kkkUHWr2S
3. self-harmed? - yes.435Please respect copyright.PENANA2lOjUofhw4
4. drank? - no.435Please respect copyright.PENANAs04rBwE63A
5. shoplifted? - yes.435Please respect copyright.PENANAnWPiKwTgAE
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.435Please respect copyright.PENANAQi0CjFeLfN
7. broken up with someone? - yes.435Please respect copyright.PENANAKVtW2oUmw7
what's your favourite:435Please respect copyright.PENANArJxQHczbNk
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.435Please respect copyright.PENANAa72mYNAgcb
9. movie? - break the silence.435Please respect copyright.PENANANd5ASH9dLR
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.435Please respect copyright.PENANARZQqavv0Kb
11. artist? - bts.435Please respect copyright.PENANAY2uHLsjPIS
12. singer or band? - bts.435Please respect copyright.PENANAWixkzEeT2j
13. memory? - idk.435Please respect copyright.PENANApuzTKbnlnR
14. book? - the cruel prince.435Please respect copyright.PENANAGazu6FY62G
this or that:435Please respect copyright.PENANAJrP9DAk27T
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.435Please respect copyright.PENANAdW5xjuiRdT
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.435Please respect copyright.PENANAGuH7xjSEW9
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.435Please respect copyright.PENANAEKMFsewJ2f
18. movies or books? - idk.435Please respect copyright.PENANAJswMd0h14E
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.435Please respect copyright.PENANALWbf8n6mNV
20. blind of deaf? - blind.435Please respect copyright.PENANAaMQvKhUXXg
21. tea or coffee? - neither.435Please respect copyright.PENANAMChcBmGA4n
what's your:435Please respect copyright.PENANAD2uuSKjS9A
22. age? - ninety-one.435Please respect copyright.PENANABu37aDybEM
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.435Please respect copyright.PENANAVAAiE0uNhQ
24. height? - 4'11.435Please respect copyright.PENANAtUDppF6AT8
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.435Please respect copyright.PENANA9QD4H7NsFb
26. shoe size? - seven.435Please respect copyright.PENANArcGR2CX4cO
27. religion? - i'm not religious.435Please respect copyright.PENANAyjuSyZaq8p
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.435Please respect copyright.PENANAdK84J82d3i
opinion on: 435Please respect copyright.PENANAbN8GWFeHKg
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...435Please respect copyright.PENANA51cGLMqPYi
30. second chances? - it depends.435Please respect copyright.PENANAbfkzFXjgRE
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.435Please respect copyright.PENANAAvZ1T02Yf4
32. abortion? - ew.435Please respect copyright.PENANA5AoWO9wZNM
33. a death penalty? - ew.435Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3kautiZmZ
34. marijuana? - i likes that.435Please respect copyright.PENANACEcu6ZlBAE
35. love? - what's love?435Please respect copyright.PENANAMgvPVUsm51
do you:435Please respect copyright.PENANAlLypCPmb2M
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.435Please respect copyright.PENANANvrSl5IcKG
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3435Please respect copyright.PENANAFUwSJlOgOz