
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory561Please respect copyright.PENANAn50ttHegGY
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 561Please respect copyright.PENANAcxG6KCqLWb
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.561Please respect copyright.PENANA41IUn22KNG
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?561Please respect copyright.PENANAovzYDxZLPM
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.561Please respect copyright.PENANASihUjEgM56
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.561Please respect copyright.PENANAXw0ZOyBULq
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.561Please respect copyright.PENANAF9vWEwgJ29
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.561Please respect copyright.PENANAJJkKehJGuJ
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?561Please respect copyright.PENANAbwQLhUIcSX
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.561Please respect copyright.PENANA59Mo3rC1HP
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.561Please respect copyright.PENANAX4rTAz5SGx
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.561Please respect copyright.PENANAWuL1IQRALx
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 561Please respect copyright.PENANAHHetOf8UnJ
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.561Please respect copyright.PENANAJW94YRJoBW
girl bestie? - coco <3561Please respect copyright.PENANAKQxDYJiDyN
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.561Please respect copyright.PENANANJFERUbSxo
age? - seven years old.561Please respect copyright.PENANAumAMUJ0els
last person i texted? - idfk.561Please respect copyright.PENANAc9Tprwf4Uo
last person i called? - probably my little brother.561Please respect copyright.PENANAkU1Lu3clZa
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?561Please respect copyright.PENANAOTBi8LJnBh
random fact? - i like food.561Please respect copyright.PENANAtEAJktxrHa
single or taken? - big, fat taken.561Please respect copyright.PENANAw5YdYbvRPm
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.561Please respect copyright.PENANAKm00kWVWlM
first kiss? - bitch wtf?561Please respect copyright.PENANAKzgK67mFb0
ever smoked? - nope.561Please respect copyright.PENANA8e2P8VrIXo
ever done drugs? - nope~561Please respect copyright.PENANAlsu1CUjEx5
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.561Please respect copyright.PENANAXSoEG1vHbH
longest relationship? - five and a half months.561Please respect copyright.PENANA4rpfOABYfD
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.561Please respect copyright.PENANASnWD8DcxMk
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.561Please respect copyright.PENANADaMz2NnwAi
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.561Please respect copyright.PENANAQZEgzsC0dl
obsession? - kpop.561Please respect copyright.PENANA6qoZ0N9Opp
do you give second chances? - that depends.561Please respect copyright.PENANAXze8B6eyvp
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?561Please respect copyright.PENANAp0E5MuLt4A
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.561Please respect copyright.PENANAoXxmKcKLnX
day or night? - idk.561Please respect copyright.PENANAUXCX3VelWI
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.561Please respect copyright.PENANAIlJJ7FazCJ
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.561Please respect copyright.PENANAa3mg3aDT5b
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.561Please respect copyright.PENANA7aCXdACgo4
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.561Please respect copyright.PENANAyjYIt7zU9Z
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.561Please respect copyright.PENANATNqx09iC0N
favourite movie(s)? - idk.561Please respect copyright.PENANAj2d4vtj6bi
current mood? - bored and tired.561Please respect copyright.PENANAVdNk3qXNCS
jealous of? - a lot of things.561Please respect copyright.PENANAWBdeWCCl1w
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.561Please respect copyright.PENANAtk4YVaeFH3
pets? - two dogs.561Please respect copyright.PENANAriuXDbsIvZ
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.561Please respect copyright.PENANATWA0bZygRk
favourite number? - seven.561Please respect copyright.PENANAWpwoyNMrii
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.561Please respect copyright.PENANA5aDlQNc9SW
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.561Please respect copyright.PENANASZxTDHt0pT
afraid of the dark? - yes.561Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y00N2QvOK
one wish? - to be happy for real.561Please respect copyright.PENANAsSHpzL77Ad
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?561Please respect copyright.PENANAFCMHqWkFkK
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.561Please respect copyright.PENANAPMx3OmWbEH
age? - i'm still seven years old.561Please respect copyright.PENANACWSZ7uViUM
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.561Please respect copyright.PENANA1zMnBsvsfO
something you hate about yourself? - my body.561Please respect copyright.PENANAbg3LPBWS6K
something you like about yourself? - idk.561Please respect copyright.PENANANzGnW07AOD
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.561Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZBlfJfrpH
favourite band? - bts.561Please respect copyright.PENANAaUInCsIiVF
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!561Please respect copyright.PENANA2TIGI1tCxS
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.561Please respect copyright.PENANAcCEGHmqpK8
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.561Please respect copyright.PENANAMdrlYgsxoP
girl crush? - emmi.561Please respect copyright.PENANAT6u3jOkHxz
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.561Please respect copyright.PENANAFMv3NxjM55
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^561Please respect copyright.PENANAddjjZPAKUk
talents? - singing.561Please respect copyright.PENANAMx0zkKpVQu
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.561Please respect copyright.PENANATdwNdmN5cU
someone i love? - emmi.561Please respect copyright.PENANAT6J7zdJOtm
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.561Please respect copyright.PENANACd8Sqlvfvt
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.561Please respect copyright.PENANAXIzP03AnxE
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.561Please respect copyright.PENANAAc8PzxVOVy
favourite animal? - dogs.561Please respect copyright.PENANAqySFEmJWVQ
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 561Please respect copyright.PENANAqQ3AIWPvJA
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.561Please respect copyright.PENANARJlFF7rl7i
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.561Please respect copyright.PENANAD1mjIL0mOz
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.561Please respect copyright.PENANAvFkQet3VI3
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.561Please respect copyright.PENANAzDstkdr23x
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 561Please respect copyright.PENANA1cxryjzKHM
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.561Please respect copyright.PENANAfyqPm9h5J1
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.561Please respect copyright.PENANA0E69dKV8Wt
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.561Please respect copyright.PENANA1mn6nN8aJU
country? - i don't live on earth. 561Please respect copyright.PENANAVGXYKrbed7
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.561Please respect copyright.PENANAqiyDCjuAb5
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.561Please respect copyright.PENANAuFO5htDnft
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.561Please respect copyright.PENANA5nlwSaCZdr
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.561Please respect copyright.PENANAbn3zRnQsOp
country with your favourite accent? - australia.561Please respect copyright.PENANAr9f65c53tA
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.561Please respect copyright.PENANACxU9pT4blv
dog or cat person? - both.561Please respect copyright.PENANAkuqaREuDzF
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.561Please respect copyright.PENANAnJNu3g0Svq
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.561Please respect copyright.PENANAhH41ceJj7R
do you belive in God? - idk.561Please respect copyright.PENANAwUTAgxDgsh
single or taken? - taken.561Please respect copyright.PENANAjdcS7HQyee
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*561Please respect copyright.PENANAcRa1uBhRDZ
birthday year? - 1930.561Please respect copyright.PENANAoMj91Hb8ob
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.561Please respect copyright.PENANAvy3303S5Mf
age? - what's that?561Please respect copyright.PENANAjM0J5PdtKS
enthinicity? - african american.561Please respect copyright.PENANAz0REikLzLO
tea or coffee? - neither.561Please respect copyright.PENANAL70d3xyIjU
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.561Please respect copyright.PENANAkPjndCW2TC
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*561Please respect copyright.PENANAYpAfZu5LkC
favourite food? - ice cream.561Please respect copyright.PENANA31wv6a678f
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 561Please respect copyright.PENANAVkysetkTYW
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.561Please respect copyright.PENANAnJCLjIvLZm
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.561Please respect copyright.PENANAHfCULyeO0Q
favourite soda? - sprite.561Please respect copyright.PENANA2CsP2deDGH
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.561Please respect copyright.PENANAqipVBBl9eO
can you swim? - yes, wtf?561Please respect copyright.PENANA6u89eBFfi9
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.561Please respect copyright.PENANA08Zf9OaNRg
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.561Please respect copyright.PENANAz1S4Ya6oQe
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.561Please respect copyright.PENANAHL7Ut2DH80
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.561Please respect copyright.PENANADKV5amjAhr
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*561Please respect copyright.PENANASv90thLdBK
apple or andriod? - apple.561Please respect copyright.PENANAShnMYpxFRi
best dessert? - mochi.561Please respect copyright.PENANADMxhlT1giP
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have you ever:561Please respect copyright.PENANAzZuW1R55gd
1. skipped class? - yes.561Please respect copyright.PENANAVN6XQZZuFf
2. done drugs? - no.561Please respect copyright.PENANATM88H8OVid
3. self-harmed? - yes.561Please respect copyright.PENANAgPQx0SFI7C
4. drank? - no.561Please respect copyright.PENANAtd3fWorQDl
5. shoplifted? - yes.561Please respect copyright.PENANAK0AkTZ9muf
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.561Please respect copyright.PENANAAzyj4PGH37
7. broken up with someone? - yes.561Please respect copyright.PENANAugzPKFNIC8
what's your favourite:561Please respect copyright.PENANAss9mulw2Dv
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.561Please respect copyright.PENANA67DcXt849a
9. movie? - break the silence.561Please respect copyright.PENANAkGBfNWnlKo
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.561Please respect copyright.PENANAP2RSH74LZJ
11. artist? - bts.561Please respect copyright.PENANA8R1CRn0hHK
12. singer or band? - bts.561Please respect copyright.PENANA4xhRkmI7G3
13. memory? - idk.561Please respect copyright.PENANAYOkJBLkZ7z
14. book? - the cruel prince.561Please respect copyright.PENANADISRsgWjXA
this or that:561Please respect copyright.PENANAyPCPawZLJz
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.561Please respect copyright.PENANASO7QuQRK3c
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.561Please respect copyright.PENANAtrtVN18bo9
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.561Please respect copyright.PENANA7EqiEMSlmL
18. movies or books? - idk.561Please respect copyright.PENANAU7nMENeg1L
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.561Please respect copyright.PENANAGaPwgrxqYx
20. blind of deaf? - blind.561Please respect copyright.PENANA23OOAv96NU
21. tea or coffee? - neither.561Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZRW1V1neP
what's your:561Please respect copyright.PENANAjSM5xyhElE
22. age? - ninety-one.561Please respect copyright.PENANAitFTnciruT
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.561Please respect copyright.PENANAXNboVbma3p
24. height? - 4'11.561Please respect copyright.PENANAVJugf9IGJr
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.561Please respect copyright.PENANA9ayMcIkgf3
26. shoe size? - seven.561Please respect copyright.PENANAL6D3qQHm2r
27. religion? - i'm not religious.561Please respect copyright.PENANAi6PYaXW6AT
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.561Please respect copyright.PENANApHqfUYfzVE
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...561Please respect copyright.PENANAbqJahbbeOn
30. second chances? - it depends.561Please respect copyright.PENANAFZViSCVTzu
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.561Please respect copyright.PENANADhpy6Rqcqm
32. abortion? - ew.561Please respect copyright.PENANAmYrKQq4VXN
33. a death penalty? - ew.561Please respect copyright.PENANAC6FnvCagET
34. marijuana? - i likes that.561Please respect copyright.PENANA8lTBOhJORD
35. love? - what's love?561Please respect copyright.PENANANMiCtTvvJs
do you:561Please respect copyright.PENANAzGqVbvd9c3
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.561Please respect copyright.PENANARUHEX6xQAY
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3561Please respect copyright.PENANANGnPrGPGFB