
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory569Please respect copyright.PENANAxpHwmlz7Bs
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 569Please respect copyright.PENANA5BHmfgc0r0
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.569Please respect copyright.PENANAzVBVuhbtDe
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?569Please respect copyright.PENANAl4OLWapiGR
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.569Please respect copyright.PENANAMTavpik5Ir
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.569Please respect copyright.PENANAEd85YJE43c
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.569Please respect copyright.PENANAfyOXPwCRCM
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.569Please respect copyright.PENANAfoYxB10URx
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?569Please respect copyright.PENANAyKcPFXpd8w
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.569Please respect copyright.PENANApOnMgMZcAQ
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.569Please respect copyright.PENANAWJoAqUArQS
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.569Please respect copyright.PENANABgmtZAKydq
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 569Please respect copyright.PENANAVyLC9VpHx6
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.569Please respect copyright.PENANA8nRMTlAbp3
girl bestie? - coco <3569Please respect copyright.PENANA7l6NnEaOqK
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.569Please respect copyright.PENANAQjjiNrN4hk
age? - seven years old.569Please respect copyright.PENANAMeo8GSXlh3
last person i texted? - idfk.569Please respect copyright.PENANAk3PFqQy4FD
last person i called? - probably my little brother.569Please respect copyright.PENANAOmSVPrLpcT
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?569Please respect copyright.PENANAhotfvAbQJ3
random fact? - i like food.569Please respect copyright.PENANAfDD7txdWWU
single or taken? - big, fat taken.569Please respect copyright.PENANAHflnw4Ozqr
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.569Please respect copyright.PENANAfV9DyX7TUq
first kiss? - bitch wtf?569Please respect copyright.PENANAUZ5TTk6VMk
ever smoked? - nope.569Please respect copyright.PENANAgtXIVPcTE3
ever done drugs? - nope~569Please respect copyright.PENANAK2OsjdzIua
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.569Please respect copyright.PENANAJXleWW10I7
longest relationship? - five and a half months.569Please respect copyright.PENANARruu4MlLpy
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.569Please respect copyright.PENANAkFw14GTT44
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.569Please respect copyright.PENANAYuHpA6V4oD
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.569Please respect copyright.PENANAIhz5xMzXht
obsession? - kpop.569Please respect copyright.PENANAgiNx11Yi2k
do you give second chances? - that depends.569Please respect copyright.PENANAMIRQPkCWne
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?569Please respect copyright.PENANAVWDgZBRtAr
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.569Please respect copyright.PENANAxsR7V2UiX9
day or night? - idk.569Please respect copyright.PENANAbUF3K5m7zb
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.569Please respect copyright.PENANAFmHbl8pdNj
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.569Please respect copyright.PENANAFQAUzOgODH
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.569Please respect copyright.PENANA67XVkpS1D6
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.569Please respect copyright.PENANA3n11tck2AY
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.569Please respect copyright.PENANA9U4imtRmJi
favourite movie(s)? - idk.569Please respect copyright.PENANA8qs0v7FcO8
current mood? - bored and tired.569Please respect copyright.PENANA8vutnxUsEs
jealous of? - a lot of things.569Please respect copyright.PENANASSM5O0l4UT
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.569Please respect copyright.PENANAt6XBe1Q7jo
pets? - two dogs.569Please respect copyright.PENANA9vN9qBmPTu
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.569Please respect copyright.PENANAMnyqf88zT8
favourite number? - seven.569Please respect copyright.PENANAbps3XyorNb
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.569Please respect copyright.PENANAlfc9g0kdgS
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.569Please respect copyright.PENANAfB9Ek8Rjbi
afraid of the dark? - yes.569Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZFs7xQJxc
one wish? - to be happy for real.569Please respect copyright.PENANA1uyFM49Eqk
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?569Please respect copyright.PENANAe508sF0dWK
~569Please respect copyright.PENANAu4mDfbSD2v
full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.569Please respect copyright.PENANAxv81I19y9f
age? - i'm still seven years old.569Please respect copyright.PENANAyoYC7N2gNZ
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.569Please respect copyright.PENANAvOabHFn1V4
something you hate about yourself? - my body.569Please respect copyright.PENANAhJBpE1UC48
something you like about yourself? - idk.569Please respect copyright.PENANAIGiErsngkf
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.569Please respect copyright.PENANASSF5EIJpW7
favourite band? - bts.569Please respect copyright.PENANAAS5aARYM2c
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!569Please respect copyright.PENANAuTg5veqsQ2
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.569Please respect copyright.PENANADeGCLcTzp2
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.569Please respect copyright.PENANA1mDwkeOxXO
girl crush? - emmi.569Please respect copyright.PENANAxZJAW24BCr
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.569Please respect copyright.PENANAyM91E7Tlgk
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^569Please respect copyright.PENANA4gBPc7WKby
talents? - singing.569Please respect copyright.PENANAUhBj5NkE7T
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.569Please respect copyright.PENANAXiLKhjjAsf
someone i love? - emmi.569Please respect copyright.PENANA5JpS3cnBTS
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.569Please respect copyright.PENANABS5vpTHp1a
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.569Please respect copyright.PENANAFQLs6dzpH8
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.569Please respect copyright.PENANAL1kKFToJ86
favourite animal? - dogs.569Please respect copyright.PENANAsP8Nu2URIx
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 569Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4MZFdkPqr
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.569Please respect copyright.PENANAgNJH9ThJ9o
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.569Please respect copyright.PENANAb8USp7OHsx
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.569Please respect copyright.PENANAaq5h4kv3W3
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.569Please respect copyright.PENANAocCJWpPEQO
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 569Please respect copyright.PENANAL3oacFbhii
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.569Please respect copyright.PENANAhVea3HB32o
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.569Please respect copyright.PENANAEYVhCzp1wi
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.569Please respect copyright.PENANACfPBxiuFbs
country? - i don't live on earth. 569Please respect copyright.PENANAIWod7tCj55
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.569Please respect copyright.PENANAnrGyU3apIt
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.569Please respect copyright.PENANA2p4cilDnUB
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.569Please respect copyright.PENANAz6T4AHKEoQ
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.569Please respect copyright.PENANAYok1C5M4ZL
country with your favourite accent? - australia.569Please respect copyright.PENANAxy3j2YnLGD
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.569Please respect copyright.PENANAuzyGFo3aL6
dog or cat person? - both.569Please respect copyright.PENANAfDwIBEhRaB
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.569Please respect copyright.PENANAzqezvadMfE
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.569Please respect copyright.PENANA9Wgn3VSGrC
do you belive in God? - idk.569Please respect copyright.PENANAuWtsnxinG8
single or taken? - taken.569Please respect copyright.PENANANVwuM0CzMx
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*569Please respect copyright.PENANAmz6OzMhoxD
birthday year? - 1930.569Please respect copyright.PENANAEhM5pmcE5w
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.569Please respect copyright.PENANAw7u7NHjD8X
age? - what's that?569Please respect copyright.PENANACRDt2EjCRs
enthinicity? - african american.569Please respect copyright.PENANAzwEtZAuiIp
tea or coffee? - neither.569Please respect copyright.PENANAiRgKHy3u1R
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.569Please respect copyright.PENANATpB6BKxkbb
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*569Please respect copyright.PENANApXQXO1vbGc
favourite food? - ice cream.569Please respect copyright.PENANAdKMGOdm7C4
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 569Please respect copyright.PENANAg4O4OpRiks
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.569Please respect copyright.PENANAieVnNg7uNo
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.569Please respect copyright.PENANA0cVDCUVKm3
favourite soda? - sprite.569Please respect copyright.PENANAuxsrxaUMEo
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.569Please respect copyright.PENANAxGpMQtkrtM
can you swim? - yes, wtf?569Please respect copyright.PENANA7T6Sk87jUb
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.569Please respect copyright.PENANAwyHfirYXyM
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.569Please respect copyright.PENANAnt4TLRd9dF
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.569Please respect copyright.PENANA9DWL0Mge6w
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.569Please respect copyright.PENANALuZtYwTi5R
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*569Please respect copyright.PENANAhgG2gjACUp
apple or andriod? - apple.569Please respect copyright.PENANA6t4k180S4N
best dessert? - mochi.569Please respect copyright.PENANAwObLJuRq53
~569Please respect copyright.PENANAMhO4ASYA8k
have you ever:569Please respect copyright.PENANAlXtYKxc83L
1. skipped class? - yes.569Please respect copyright.PENANAVBSzmlCgw5
2. done drugs? - no.569Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZaKbGOydf
3. self-harmed? - yes.569Please respect copyright.PENANARUGnCFhSd2
4. drank? - no.569Please respect copyright.PENANAkhoVQHybId
5. shoplifted? - yes.569Please respect copyright.PENANAMfuBXV4Eby
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.569Please respect copyright.PENANAuUriGj34r7
7. broken up with someone? - yes.569Please respect copyright.PENANAEYXExIpMO3
what's your favourite:569Please respect copyright.PENANArpfWKBPUHj
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.569Please respect copyright.PENANAx63Zpvc9Pp
9. movie? - break the silence.569Please respect copyright.PENANAyODbY3qtZz
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.569Please respect copyright.PENANAtccKLAPCfR
11. artist? - bts.569Please respect copyright.PENANA1UV8RmNi6X
12. singer or band? - bts.569Please respect copyright.PENANA9oqw4jkE7n
13. memory? - idk.569Please respect copyright.PENANAg4GPUXs02c
14. book? - the cruel prince.569Please respect copyright.PENANAGXfogwcN6z
this or that:569Please respect copyright.PENANAbjE0ZT8OhZ
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.569Please respect copyright.PENANAZzuH9pRvhh
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.569Please respect copyright.PENANAL8yIc9HOU2
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.569Please respect copyright.PENANAU6UZr4i6ll
18. movies or books? - idk.569Please respect copyright.PENANArqJA7wP5eA
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.569Please respect copyright.PENANARXVSuhQpxz
20. blind of deaf? - blind.569Please respect copyright.PENANA19RVor38D3
21. tea or coffee? - neither.569Please respect copyright.PENANAHJ3ZBYnLcC
what's your:569Please respect copyright.PENANAdCMuw9cDnP
22. age? - ninety-one.569Please respect copyright.PENANAaBrxdC1Ai2
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.569Please respect copyright.PENANAq6iOFzyUvi
24. height? - 4'11.569Please respect copyright.PENANAGrTkiigc3k
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.569Please respect copyright.PENANAiydrzPqg0Q
26. shoe size? - seven.569Please respect copyright.PENANA6pBFpVbIbU
27. religion? - i'm not religious.569Please respect copyright.PENANAWSNqznvsx5
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.569Please respect copyright.PENANAh9UTnlJ97i
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...569Please respect copyright.PENANA9VucEYIekw
30. second chances? - it depends.569Please respect copyright.PENANAbYOparwby6
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.569Please respect copyright.PENANANvzlIMU7ck
32. abortion? - ew.569Please respect copyright.PENANAkH1uc7oWNv
33. a death penalty? - ew.569Please respect copyright.PENANA21erRW9yZQ
34. marijuana? - i likes that.569Please respect copyright.PENANAuuY4P9eUI0
35. love? - what's love?569Please respect copyright.PENANA3RMSUokPPY
do you:569Please respect copyright.PENANA0VDFjkFofl
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.569Please respect copyright.PENANApTG8MdmK0R
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3569Please respect copyright.PENANAo2dGKQ82YE