Meanwhile, Strawberry walked outside to take her dog to go potty. She saw Spanky sitting on the porch next door. That's right, Spanky and Muffins were neighbors again. Spanky had bought the house next door in 2017.
"Why weren't you at the reunion last night?" Strawberry asked, walking over to him.
"Fuck that main stream bullshit" Spanky said. "I'd rather not reminisce about fucking high school"
"Whatever" Strawberry said. "How's Cresselia?"
"Pregnant" Spanky replied.
"Wow," Strawberry said. "Congrats. When is she due?"
"Not until May" Spanky said, lighting up a blunt. "We just found out. And we aren't going to do some corny ass gender reveal like Pixie and Stitch, either"
"You're not coming?" Strawberry asked.
"I'll come," Spanky said. "But I'll complain the entire time"
Strawberry rolled her eyes. "You gonna have Cresselia move in?"
"I'm thinking of proposing to her" Spanky said. "Or do you think that's too main stream and cliche since she's pregnant?"
"I think it's sweet" Strawberry said. "I wish me and Muffins would have at least gotten engaged while I was pregnant with Angel, but it didn't work out that way"
"Well you're kind of basic, so of course you'd like that" Spanky said. "I mean, no offense, but you know"
"Wow, thanks" Strawberry said sarcastically. "But seriously, you guys have been together for what, five years? Put a ring on it, already"
"Yeah, we just hit five years last month" Spanky smiled. "I'm so glad I was late for work that day because I needed to get a coffee. She was the cutest barista ever, and now she's the cutest cosmetologist ever. I love her. I'm gonna get a ring, I just wanna make the proposal super special"
"That's sweet" Strawberry said. "I'll talk to you later Spanky, good luck"
A few hours later, Carlotta met Honky at Hot Dog Heaven. Once they got their food, they sat down at a table outside. 500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwckQwcsLvI
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"So, long time no see" Honky laughed. "I'm glad we can actually catch up instead of reminisce like at the reunion"
"Hey, I enjoyed banging you in the teacher's lounge last night for old times sake" Carlotta smiled. "And I haven't told a soul"
"Me either" Honky laughed. "So, tell me what you've been up to"
"Well, I've got the three kids" Carlotta said. "McKayla is 9, Michael just turned 7, and Michelle is 5. I'm a cosmetologist and esthetician. I work in a full service salon, and I do everything from hair and nails, to full blown Brazilian waxes"
"Oh, wow, nice" Honky said.
"Yeah, Strawberry and Pixie have appointments with me later" Carlotta said.
"For Brazilian waxes?" Honky's eyes got wider.
"No, for hair and nails" Carlotta rolled her eyes. "So what have you been up to? Do you still hang out with any high school friends?"
"Stitch is still my homie" Honky said. "I chill with Ringo sometimes, too"
"Ew, why?" Carlotta asked. "He's the biggest douchebag I've ever met"
"Eh, he's actually chilled out a lot" Honky said. He's so smitten with Jersey. Sure, he will be a dick to us guys, but he just loves Jersey so much. Like they got married so fast, but you can tell that he loves her so much and they're so happy"
"Wow," Carlotta said. "How did they meet?"
"They both work at the hospital together" Honky said. "Jersey is an anesthesiologist and Ringo is an OB-GYN"
Carlotta spit her drink out. "Excuse me? Did you just say Ringo is an OB-GYN?"
"Yep" Honky laughed. "We were room mates in college. I know, it's pretty weird. Even more weird is that he's delivering Pixie and Stitch's twins. He and Jersey are going to be the ones hosting their gender reveal party. They have a big ass house"
"Poor Pixie" Carlotta said. "I guarantee that was Stitch's idea"
"Oh, absolutely" Honky said. "Dude is fresh outta medical school. Stitch probably wanted them to be one of his first patients"
"Yikes" Carlotta said. "That's definitely a lot to unpack. So what about you, Honky? What do you do?"
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"Oh, wow, we live in E-Town" Carlotta said. "That's where my kids go to school. What do you teach?"500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIXsLeGMCC
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"4th grade" Honky said. 500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEy1yAdYYAe
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"Oh, wow, McKayla is going into 4th grade!" Carlotta said.500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUTJag6f5o
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"Oh, sweet, maybe she will be in my class!" Honky said excitedly. 500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPcJRWiyEJ
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"Here, I'll show you her picture" Carlotta took out her phone and showed Honky a picture of McKayla.500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZ8NcG2HzL
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"Oh, wow" Honky said, as he took a closer look. "Not to sound weird or anything, but she kind of looks like my niece"500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82j2U1kIfs
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Carlotta sighed. "Honky, would you mind taking a DNA test?"500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb8Mag2A44
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"Wh-what?!?" Honky stuttered. "Are- are you serious?"500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2pRoHsWg9
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Carlotta nodded in shame. 500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXPs6fMNnF
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"How long have you known?" Honky asked. "Or suspected?"500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNzrwDxT6X
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"Honestly, not until last night" Carlotta said. "When I looked into your eyes in the teachers lounge. Then I creeped your Facebook this morning, and yeah"500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF78csbP4x0
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"So, what do we do?" Honky asked. 500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle1mwR24Cs
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"I found a test kit on Amazon" Carlotta said. "I can order it now and it'll be here on Monday"500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnCmqYhVE3
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"Alright" Honky said. "Man, this is wild. What are you gonna tell McKayla? And Mango?"500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkfd2J6EtG
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"I'm not telling McKayla anything unless it's determined that you're the father" Carlotta said. "I will sneak the DNA while she's asleep. And I have no idea how I'll tell Mango. I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get there"500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlwYOooXoo
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"Alright, cool" Honky said nervously. "So I guess I'll see you again in a couple days?" 500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWNBHZJ4rv
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"Yep" Carlotta said. "I'll go ahead and order it now"500Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjV1u9bd77
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