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From: [email protected]498Please respect copyright.PENANAosOkNZcnFW
Subject: A Letter Of Hurt498Please respect copyright.PENANA5KrnzwSxQh
Dear Jackson,
This is an email from your dear girlfriend, Kaylee. You might be thinking, Oh, how nice! Kaylee wanted to contact me from across the world because she knew that I was in London! But it's not like that.
I'm writing this letter to break up with you.
Yes, you heard me. A breakup letter.
You know exactly what this is about. Y'know, Britney and you posting that damn photo on Instagram of you two kissing!!!!! Yes, I check your Instagram for updates too.
It's been a hell of a ride, seeing all those photos of you and Britney together. Every time I see those photos, I'm like, Fuck, they're at it again, being two little biatches on Insta. Don't they know I'm on here too? And I am, Jackson. I am.
Here's YOUR IG Page: (full-size image here)
I had hopeful thoughts at first. I thought you were just friends. But all those pictures made me reconsider that. Especially the one with Britney in the swimsuit.
I get it. You want to spend time with perfect little Britney in her tiny bikini. You would rather ditch me than make Britney mad.
You want to abandon all those times. The good memories. Remember our first kiss? That was back in 6th grade. We were sitting under the stars on the roof. We saw a shooting star, and you leaned in to kiss me. Does that mean nothing to you?
And the time we went on the Love Boat together. That was only a month ago! We were so happy at that time. At that time, Britney was just our co-worker.
Don't you understand, Jackson? Britney is a bitch. She'll stomp on your heart before you can even get to know her! She'll rip it out and step on it using her pointy heels and race straight to the next boy. Britney collects boys. It's her hobby, and a cruel one too. You will regret dating Britney, Jackson. You will.
If you want to go off with Britney and start dating in London, it's fine by me. but don't come crawling back to me, crying and begging for me to date you again. This relationship is over, and we are never getting back together.
You can go find your own date. I'm done being your toy. Go be with Britney. I'm warning you though, it will be the worst mistake of your whole existence.498Please respect copyright.PENANAfcxpYKhv5F
Goodbye, Jackson. I hope I never have to see you and your bitchfriend ever again.498Please respect copyright.PENANAmbIJqzt28C
Kaylee
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From: [email protected]498Please respect copyright.PENANA159FGdT2V0
Subject: Homecoming498Please respect copyright.PENANAmSvMzSLu4B
Kaylee,
I made some mistakes I deeply regret. I don't want Britney in my life, I want you. Which is why I'm coming back from London right now to see you. I've already bought a plane ticket for Friday. 498Please respect copyright.PENANAptagJ82kyd
Don't break up with me, Kaylee. I love you with all my heart, and I would never give you up, let you down, or run around and desert you. You know that.
This may be a short email, but I put my heart into writing this. Trust me, Kaylee. Please.
Sealed with a kiss,
Jackson, your boyfriend
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From: [email protected]498Please respect copyright.PENANAEqX17xmMzt
Subject: Where Are You???498Please respect copyright.PENANAA7PfPscAmI
Jackson,
It's been a week since your last email. Where are you? I thought you promised me that you would be here on Friday!
You've tricked me with a meme, Jackson. A mere meme. It's over, Jackson. OVER! 498Please respect copyright.PENANAU8I6RigtpB
Never contact me again. Never look at me again. In fact, don't even exist anymore. You never loved me, and I understand that now. You're a heartless bitch who only cares about popularity and pretty girls. 498Please respect copyright.PENANADaVq1yBsvv
We're done, Jackson. Done.498Please respect copyright.PENANA4WGgrE9pFn
Kaylee498Please respect copyright.PENANASN1VCOPtJT
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Subject: 498Please respect copyright.PENANAo1PL8CxGdJ
K,
2 busy in l. smth came up. I need ut help. if u don't come it's ok I still love u in my dreams
J
THE DAILY GAZETTE
Man Found Dead In London Hotel Room
On February 14th, a 25-year-old man was found dead in a hotel room in London. The man, Jackson Guise, was found bleeding on the carpet in the main room. He was hurt very badly, with his chest spewing blood. The rest of the body was described as being "Heavily damaged, with his heart ripped out."498Please respect copyright.PENANAu7b2xIf7AX
As to who the murderer is, all the evidence is pointing to Britney Giselle, who is thought to be Jackson's girlfriend. Britney has been charged with murder, and the trial will be held on March 1st.498Please respect copyright.PENANAnphZt1EehX
The London police are not releasing any more information about the murder. Please bear with us as we continue to find more information. Thank you.
Jackson's Will498Please respect copyright.PENANAvZzQOEsLXz
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I, Jackson Marcus Guise, hereby leave all my possessions to Kaylee Westing of 15 Elm Avenue.
Kaylee, if you're reading or hearing this, you're at my funeral, and Britney has killed me. It might seem a shock to you, Kaylee, but yes.
After your first email to me on January 25th, I read it and felt ashamed. Who am I to cheat on my own girlfriend? But Britney saw the email and in anguish, she started to break things. She was a terrifying monster.
I knew that Britney would kill me if she found out that I replied to your first email, so I waited until she had gone out for a meeting. Then, I poured my heart out with the second email. I tried to make it sincere, but you didn't trust me.
I know you sent another email after that, but I didn't have the time to read it. I was too busy writing the script for our new movie, and Britney was always hanging around me. She seemed jealous.
One night, I finally read your email. It happened that Britney had just entered my room, and she saw the email. She flew into a rage and told me that she would kill me tomorrow. Of course, I knew she was joking.
But I wrote this will just in case. I knew someone would want the truth. You would want the truth.
Kaylee, if you ever read this, our romance will have failed. Ruined by Britney. I am now in heaven, watching over you. I may be gone, but don't give up. Our ruined romance can still be a successful one.
I love you with all my heart, Kaylee. I love you.
Goodbye, Kaylee. 498Please respect copyright.PENANAKtxINrHUi4
You will always be in my heart.498Please respect copyright.PENANA7fE4y7T45A