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講完之後，只係聽到一陣離去嘅腳步聲，我都係時候面對呢個咁奇特嘅情況。經過頭先沖涼而冇一大班人好似日本整蠱節目咁衝入嚟，我將係整蠱節目嘅機會率降低咗。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FFtHXMKg3
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我行到落花園，一如以往奇異嘅目光望埋嚟，我決定搵個唔太起眼嘅地方坐低聽吓佢地講咩，觀察吓發生咩事。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWUdzkgV0G
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我聽到係一場婚宴，仲要主人家嫁女添。我見到個攝影師畀人打爛咗部相機，睇嚟婚禮攝影師同喺香港做記者一樣咁危險，成個畫面越嚟越似曾相識。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YVBPOzmCS
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就係呢個時候，我聽到一個熟悉嘅聲音，我個部冇訊號嘅手機竟然響緊，仲要冇來電顯示，奇怪都咁一定係替身攻擊啦。事到如今，替身攻擊都要聽啦。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpISIdOKCA
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「喂，呀傑，我個電話壞咗。」電話另一邊嘅呀木講。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBh2llwDWfM
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「本身我都懷疑緊自己部電話壞咗，成年都冇震過，而之後我頭先諗住用手提打畀你啦，竟然唔通喎，咁我咪落街用電話亭打囉，通咗，咁咪即係我部電話壞咗囉。」呀木講。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoFeOVNTis
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就喺呀木發表佢呢段咁震驚十四億人嘅壞電話偉論嘅同時，我見到主人家行出嚟。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgZGXhOJc3
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holy shit ！真係一個講緊廣東話嘅馬龍白蘭度呀！同我想像一模一樣，唔係真係咁老套畀Netflix食咗落《教父》世界？200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXN4n8nhIfk
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「喂！」「喂！」「喂！」呀木講。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkwDKlAtPo
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「講件事你知，我頭先開Netflix ，之後有道白光，我暈咗醒翻就喺一個馬龍白蘭度著緊老西煲呔紅玫瑰仲講緊廣東話嘅地方，我懷疑自己入咗《教父》世界。」200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyyFvzdRy0
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「想呀，但叫黑手黨大佬影相同攞簽名唔係咁易架喎。」200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlPVtJPbEF
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「er.......我講嘅穿梭時空係《隔世救未來》嗰種，唔係《Doctor who》嗰種喎。」呀木講。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9GOgm69ss
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「你研究吓個電話亭可唔可以做到《Doctor who》咁。」200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UBTMiDeQ0
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「我覺得我搵幾個大軍嚟發功會易啲。」呀木講。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLmgTilwHa
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「如果你成功就過嚟，唔得就預三日後同樣呢個時間你打比我。」200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwMrXRs6ot
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「好，不過話時話，點解佢地講廣東話？」呀木講。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoU28FmdRg
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「你有道理。」呀木講。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1Zluay0Er
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「咁最後，你覺得今次你打到比我係僥倖定咩？」200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeiURuKwbx
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「er......我試下。」呀木講。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zB49lS2Ai
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仆街啦今次，我翻去現實世界嘅希望交咗比個傻架。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpgoZWa2eX
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就係咁樣，我就成為咗一個流落電影世界，畀人以為我攞住塊杯墊自言自語嘅痴線佬。200Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsDP2PfRWE
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