鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。427Please respect copyright.PENANAaKhz7XBGxW
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?427Please respect copyright.PENANAyTXlXPu696
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~427Please respect copyright.PENANAtw3I1jbNtE
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?427Please respect copyright.PENANALXKzNjR73m
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANA1bgggD5Eyg
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。427Please respect copyright.PENANAd336Nv4osg
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。427Please respect copyright.PENANAbeDIVSgQxz
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!427Please respect copyright.PENANAe1c77iEflI
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?427Please respect copyright.PENANAR16pLPA2Em
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!427Please respect copyright.PENANAk61gUZE4QR
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。427Please respect copyright.PENANAQUWQhWVMcs
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!427Please respect copyright.PENANAs7YzUQhtIX
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAbxI7nQi47a
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!427Please respect copyright.PENANAXavWWJ86B4
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!427Please respect copyright.PENANAIqq5qnsP73
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)427Please respect copyright.PENANAFvBvWSr0Ry
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!427Please respect copyright.PENANAztEYaAP2DQ
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?427Please respect copyright.PENANAtIZn5YFRGk
俊言:⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAqGywmzadBR
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?427Please respect copyright.PENANAbhnSMj2lvh
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !427Please respect copyright.PENANAYg0tpJv6wW
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANA5dX7V74xVv
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?427Please respect copyright.PENANAXcDzQkXRkW
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANA7vsDCkdI3h
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANArbHgd4br82
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?427Please respect copyright.PENANAbVeeObfL8F
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?427Please respect copyright.PENANAXI9QQTV8d4
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANARH3uNyWPZa
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!427Please respect copyright.PENANAunfAqNP2kw
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANATiFUQsPBul
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!427Please respect copyright.PENANAfbYUYqNgzl
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!427Please respect copyright.PENANA0LPJX2LzGf
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~427Please respect copyright.PENANAWzyw4x0bkg
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。427Please respect copyright.PENANA0zGdgbR6ow
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 427Please respect copyright.PENANAY4zUuWsHxU
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)427Please respect copyright.PENANAnCG6MmSkpq
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?427Please respect copyright.PENANAPlDsMx4C1m
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?427Please respect copyright.PENANApM5L6WgWsR
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAAGoHUcAC4i
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?427Please respect copyright.PENANAMhIKSrw0fF
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。427Please respect copyright.PENANATLBW1FctbR
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAhN4QfmKgNl
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!427Please respect copyright.PENANAfGrJObSd55
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!427Please respect copyright.PENANAKfW4QNDDds
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAe7wJme0dVd
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAarYLvof1TF
鉉雨:盯 ~~~427Please respect copyright.PENANACB5246QTum
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?427Please respect copyright.PENANAfd6Sm5rm8o
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAjPdqoQCbif
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。427Please respect copyright.PENANAsdsKd3EHeG
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANA03N86tLkqt
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAPfo5IPwl9x
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!427Please respect copyright.PENANA02p0GeAz2n
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANACgHHs2U589
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?427Please respect copyright.PENANAH4hF2foi1Y
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。427Please respect copyright.PENANA7JbhBJn2eO
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?427Please respect copyright.PENANAEKUY4EWn4a
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。427Please respect copyright.PENANA2m8qziGreI
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!427Please respect copyright.PENANA3jg0FjfDQy
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANATSKl0x36cr
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)427Please respect copyright.PENANAFVd6OQ0wRZ
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?427Please respect copyright.PENANAki0gp8XtGY
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~427Please respect copyright.PENANAFPKbQcV9AN
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!427Please respect copyright.PENANA0HFr0nyhy2
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!427Please respect copyright.PENANAMcwfrzH9Ot
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??427Please respect copyright.PENANA2LfwxWQ4Ce
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAVj4SJ0OIQx
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?427Please respect copyright.PENANAmRdDIIk0cY
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?427Please respect copyright.PENANAmoJ3oIrGdT
千頌:當然!427Please respect copyright.PENANAFK1JKUNO5Z
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?427Please respect copyright.PENANA8sw3WTAMP1
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAvdimS3fgzC
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAo9J3vwqZHf
千頌:嗯?427Please respect copyright.PENANAjLksmpq1EK
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAWYGLCgKcba
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)427Please respect copyright.PENANAn4sVMeY9Y1
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)427Please respect copyright.PENANAwmP3V2BxdG
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANARKuUdWv4hn
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。427Please respect copyright.PENANA3D5NURbwvs
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!427Please respect copyright.PENANALeV6MDIhn0
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAdAWx5cPDfP
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯427Please respect copyright.PENANAISSs2V14tZ
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。427Please respect copyright.PENANAhDKGRsSwsj
千頌:也是呢~427Please respect copyright.PENANAmBJbrJ44rx
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。427Please respect copyright.PENANAWrlq8SMlOn
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
427Please respect copyright.PENANA3TAtgGVw3h
*喜歡這個故事的朋友們,請記得按下「書籖 / Bookmark」鍵即可第一時間獲得作品更新的通知。427Please respect copyright.PENANAW5YaseGDeb
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