鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。479Please respect copyright.PENANAKWnPZuToHr
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?479Please respect copyright.PENANARcfOQGvh5T
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~479Please respect copyright.PENANAGEr8PJsj0y
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?479Please respect copyright.PENANAairMK3b25C
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAD5UxDDUEuk
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。479Please respect copyright.PENANADwCUmy7z8z
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。479Please respect copyright.PENANAUUpC3coLP7
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!479Please respect copyright.PENANA4z7SYWnBLy
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?479Please respect copyright.PENANAjP5O8m4OHf
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!479Please respect copyright.PENANAGXEJkOq1vT
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。479Please respect copyright.PENANAMCPJTn0W5s
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!479Please respect copyright.PENANAtQFAIDCBij
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAvPoQVoYKeS
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!479Please respect copyright.PENANA6VNjEKKqwa
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!479Please respect copyright.PENANA1Kqqlt8ubq
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)479Please respect copyright.PENANAPUhlcqw8HL
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!479Please respect copyright.PENANAYgfYcqy3nr
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?479Please respect copyright.PENANAst1gPDfW8V
俊言:⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANA0xXoFXuZLr
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?479Please respect copyright.PENANA21EZDvVYUA
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !479Please respect copyright.PENANAvTxfcJENBT
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANANg8wDwuf1h
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?479Please respect copyright.PENANAFFahD7K5Zf
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAoY7z32i6Ea
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAKO5kIZnJG4
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?479Please respect copyright.PENANAfMAlGIHRhu
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?479Please respect copyright.PENANAuORxkyZXSe
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAjghIenPIzh
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!479Please respect copyright.PENANA1XIStkqZ9j
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAWmF8U2cwEk
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!479Please respect copyright.PENANAa9NIC428hv
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!479Please respect copyright.PENANA20GDE7Q0Bs
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~479Please respect copyright.PENANAao1wkCloPa
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。479Please respect copyright.PENANAf9rRVStWwv
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 479Please respect copyright.PENANAvyQFrfmJqS
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)479Please respect copyright.PENANAfvhyoGPTNM
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?479Please respect copyright.PENANAPyI1KP3XJ0
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?479Please respect copyright.PENANAa3BbnTbIky
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANA0OrHsjyafR
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?479Please respect copyright.PENANANM3G3sdi12
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。479Please respect copyright.PENANAjiU8DmOIam
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAuwIytfIlJN
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!479Please respect copyright.PENANAWF71SCNpSU
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!479Please respect copyright.PENANAcYxbY6EEvM
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAzertxBOBkF
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAiegPXj0cdU
鉉雨:盯 ~~~479Please respect copyright.PENANAUhJ1NUD5nM
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?479Please respect copyright.PENANAF49yilKyw8
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANA8lSX62KUkE
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。479Please respect copyright.PENANAkWLybFyYk4
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAeFf67oyhQ0
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAFuN48A84bO
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!479Please respect copyright.PENANAjNbMqGioCW
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAW1XNK3ennm
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?479Please respect copyright.PENANA8kLjaQq9uO
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。479Please respect copyright.PENANAoi8NfkiGoi
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?479Please respect copyright.PENANA8qv5ZMvHi3
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。479Please respect copyright.PENANAN8t57Sd56Q
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!479Please respect copyright.PENANAIzJgqYdW4A
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAxiVgxuEEb1
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)479Please respect copyright.PENANAg3XuESifUF
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?479Please respect copyright.PENANAUO5HFtG2GH
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~479Please respect copyright.PENANAOF06fYVSW8
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!479Please respect copyright.PENANA8Trm75qiYt
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!479Please respect copyright.PENANA9F0MiU9B8e
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??479Please respect copyright.PENANAiVFKqU9q4t
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAUVj0mS9HEI
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?479Please respect copyright.PENANAWtYZbqUUUp
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?479Please respect copyright.PENANAX42zgIoJP5
千頌:當然!479Please respect copyright.PENANAYlArfOdKZo
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?479Please respect copyright.PENANAShd8yAexRg
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAAKcoGT6A61
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAmlDKeKNqxY
千頌:嗯?479Please respect copyright.PENANAk5b2eGpCn7
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAYwO2D9rgul
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)479Please respect copyright.PENANA6pE6xZuu2b
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)479Please respect copyright.PENANARvsthZQHhW
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAD0x8t2FIhb
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。479Please respect copyright.PENANAOf5cTURtpL
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!479Please respect copyright.PENANAv4HLa6JmhK
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAmSPqDFvnNB
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯479Please respect copyright.PENANAR8f4q4pvwH
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。479Please respect copyright.PENANAsq0J7xXt3p
千頌:也是呢~479Please respect copyright.PENANA639zp9hzgE
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。479Please respect copyright.PENANAbfpyks6QEw
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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