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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBbRcnAO6x
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Harrison Ford:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrVefUnRQ8
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLY28tKAYyq
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyva3uwLbP
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M. Night Shyamalan:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTFb7eUyNN
Curses! You've caught me.541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVPFkVe8Ze
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGWZ9YJOKM
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M. Night Shyamalan:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbByQkid1e
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F4M1oYcfr
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J.J. Abrams:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvtYgEZ2I2
This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYWfHVpX4j
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M. Night Shyamalan:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5leFMNPe2Q
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEO3gfnXKx
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J.J. Abrams:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteBDYEqxU6
None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJ3ISyjcDT
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M. Night Shyamalan:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOaIRt7jZO
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegrc19pFmp
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIloumMZt97
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Bernie Sanders:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNooyKkSgm
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7OuqDHajE
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Robot Hitler:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSlIs0otmr
NEIN!!!!541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1M0wrOgWP
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Bernie Sanders:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdgB9zOTVB
Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjp0oPeXRS
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Robot Hitler:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiKMytdXr5
Yeah right!541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYO70e6eas4
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Bernie Sanders:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbV3vycEw1
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3HsWw47jd
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGjNxxlXGR
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Robot Hitler:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0MOnuqyyV
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Mw6XFwAFv
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Velociraptor:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38di0nshH9
(Keeps throwing bananas)541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLZaezKfnJ
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Robot Hitler:541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTiLOBYuRR
(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSZ9GMD3jw
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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