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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLou0jCHdu3
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmfYaCEzDc
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKSW19RNPi
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Curses! You've caught me.598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hQOnrjCqo
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTopffrzjqF
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTm0oWqsvS
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPqouercWf
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgBFVcPg02
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWP820MFB7
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb8igueK3K
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM3sxBqVEJ
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5vr7DaYcg
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NEIN!!!!598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzutJBqbgKf
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UUgcSympL
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Yeah right!598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX8dGTlBVd
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZIZbRFtli
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfbtgRPsAv
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPcdMMXgfg
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(Keeps throwing bananas)598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDN2NwzwkGz
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡct8PUfRsKC
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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