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「柏彼得。」

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好眼訓呀…邊個叫我呀…

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「柏彼得！」

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我響課室自己既座位度企左起身。

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「係…係！肥基！呀，唔係，係肥佬黎！呀，唔係唔係，黎sir，乜野事？」我比呢把咁大既聲音嚇到有小小語無倫次地道。

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「上我堂你都夠膽訓覺！？」肥基怒吼：「你尋晚做賊黎呀？」

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做賊？

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我去做蜘蛛俠呀。

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班上一陣竊笑聲。

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「咁OK喇？」我做完條數之後轉身望住肥基一笑。

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「…」肥基望住我做好果條數，冇聲出。

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「咁我返埋位先？」我試探性一問。

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「你放學之後黎教員室搵我！」肥基大聲回答。

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條死仔哈利仲響度掩咀笑緊…

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「哈哈哈哈…你條死仔真係夠薑響肥基堂訓覺…」哈利倚住欄杆，指住我恥笑道。

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哈利望住我，再一本正經咁講：「講！你尋晚對住三○悠亞打左幾多次飛機！？五次？十次？」

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「屌你。」我向住哈利舉中指。

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屌，嚇死人咩，我有一刻真係以為哈利知道我尋晚去左邊…

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明明冇可能架嘛。

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「喂，彼得。」哈利再次一本正經地道。

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「今次又點樣呀？」

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「我留意左你一段時間…」哈利定睛望實我。

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我既蜘蛛感應突然感覺到危險！

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我自然向後一縮，咁啱避開左哈利用佢右手食指同中指插向我眼睛！

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我避開左哈利既插眼攻擊。

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「嘩，駛唔駛避得咁快呀？」哈利兩隻手指仍然懸浮響空中：「我想督下你副眼鏡其實係咪冇鏡片啫。」

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「頂你個肺，嚇死人咩。」我道：「你問我咪得囉，駛乜襲擊我…」

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「哈哈，又唔係真係想插你眼，玩下咋嘛。」哈利嘻嘻笑道：「不過你避得真係快。」

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的確，佢插眼果陣既時候既速度的確唔算太快…

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「仲有，你做gym黎？」哈利一手拍落我個胸度：「嘩，真係結實左好多喎！除左件校服黎睇下先？」

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「屌你，咪玩喇！」我推一推開哈利隻手：「窮撚那有錢做gym。」

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就響我地仲閒談緊既時候…

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「喂！死肥仔！」走廊既轉角位突然傳黎一陣語帶不屑既聲音。

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（待續）

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Table of Contents
#0 Intro
#1 一
#2 二
#3 三
#4 四
#5 五
#6 六
#7 七
#8 八
#9 九
#10 十
#11 十一
#12 十二
#13 十三
#14 十四
#15 十五
#16 十六
#17 十七
#18 十八
#19 十九
#20 二十
#21 二十一
#22 二十二
#23 二十三
#24 二十四
#25 二十五
#26 二十六
#27 二十七
#28 二十八
#29 二十九
#30 三十
#31 三十一
#32 三十二
#33 三十三
#34 三十四
#35 三十五
#36 三十六
#37 三十七
#38 三十八
#39 三十九
#40 四十
#41 四十一
#42 四十二
#43 四十三
#44 四十四
#45 四十五
#46 四十六
#47 四十七
#48 四十八
#49 四十九
#50 五十
#51 後記
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