「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGR1tUnePys
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlulf9IjSuB
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaqU70ZyuE
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYH2iwdgZt
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我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrqJmt7GaZ
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9h5NVUYkn
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrFjblvdqa
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樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavKnmmsuI0
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cdxRaVwWC
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6d1HpqLSb
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zD3KhIG6S
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3redj9Jsi
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQk7gqDMglA
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbvIaV8Bz2
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXZgzl6aZ3
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2Gm3s7gQI
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVm0pr1atv4
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Zgic2qt7X
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BbYtCGLph
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISsGroEJJH
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WaTY8KARX
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjx0NyKFxi
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKepR7ztzfJ
「糖水會幾點呀? 」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K9wm7MN2S
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPD4PxfzOrT
「10點。」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfoXow4Lkj
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKVEJXnsLw
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQGPXm1NPf
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRP7UralSz
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOVwyZ2dNq
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt2qBC4S39
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyldypo15DT
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyjCiA4YAY
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9T0cVHy7j
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNRF5PQ0yv
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkQhMvVfEJ
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGn8Mzx36X
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApZZkaeAme
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0wLyLfjyn
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTJUe4vXJT
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5l2sQh49g
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKM4s3btzc
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHf3jXT3vJG
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oardpo6I7
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdI8tpyvRqA
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LkZ6sDr8E
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWw8gt7Ecz
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qVe998lmo
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9xZG3CIe0
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKysJHqMlNi
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是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg8K7kb3cs
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfliS0J3bY
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QUd05aoVh
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPapPgPF60l
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDXDFJGEg6
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvetYQUoODr
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9lXlV3zUp
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetT5TfWqkw
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7QI5GoAq4
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpII4FPaGh
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRzvZjlycw
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgRhBze0aI
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zS66fZjcY
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRf0z0Fuvs
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOTXG9QCJU
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6b8F63pVz
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EOFXaNnLY
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UY18QQry9
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvseO9RddEx
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzb7SEmiGl
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTAfssD37I
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGZ7cXhZxC
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIk6ejY6gK
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我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OS42B09u6
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgBwODW5ZX
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbzZDS23MD
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1O57dbOIL
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJPd9Vafaf
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEILRPlfTZc
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNRWGWu2Jt
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBVK8ZmfM3
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPnV6aLbiU
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wuk5wjRwG
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfbcXU3RQE
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFJaRZspQT
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eesCmKzD4
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfI1GCLbDnW
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNopYzz3EwB
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94GqZvfkE9
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq0PMKpYqm
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JNwDFi6wg
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNQxIvw0Yg
845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvdmiBZ1Sl
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。845Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80ZKEGsupz
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