「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUBSnDz8zB
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgrZKFYsxy
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnvYKsVKLM
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbA9KDuVUN
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVDpnlyBXE
我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMkZH7yxgx
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJObPttqtg9
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6wa3aaBLB
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8R4nCAAHs9
樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bxEm3wKvm
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AbpuPc1W4
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXApaMttlKT
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9LHog63ZS
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGDDSJxwYI
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2EzDSS9FS
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFu8R3QhrD
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNNTZncwpi
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D0LHvQfK6
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtbMnjN9r1
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmXBBKFjDJ
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutFNvL5P3K
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2AVK1b6xH
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ81QAIuat
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0lUDdwpF5
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMVPHwd2aF
「糖水會幾點呀? 」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqDox4h665
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkWubRaRL4
「10點。」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwX172ROXa6
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFhF8nXCmp
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqXKB8pejk
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtex3hpLgnR
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn2cBKkwyT
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EUZmm80L3
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHQ3PH3r0q
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GusaleiUh
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyo8Akfl5y
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9D8so7fwo
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6NIqRGgau
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqL9cnSSeh9
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7s9TZdqy9s
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkgt0ZfoTv
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzDA2Y6tlk
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMYYOJmV1H
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKD1EiFzAZA
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiixZCHJ4Pr
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz18BQ7p0WL
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkYqMeMwNn
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7fZbTeoOL
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCbQHZyK3D
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYA4K9U1zn
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlv1Xuay0wH
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WNx4sZBMP
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7N8KloDNx
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh86vLbCzdW
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYPYkUtwKH
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkRuxrDLxd
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOAGBJAJLs
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4GGKMnst9
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0NCy6uSys
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURhk0DOpmB
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt73GHmu0aQ
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFQl2VpjyH
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynJ9KbAnqL
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5U4Vy7yDZT
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Dj4spCdF4
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSnWdpnw4B
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQ8SWGIK7L
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikYwyxvNxW
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDHK42PEBE
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOICrY8E2NH
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOSMMxSzaz
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaihZqqcwUa
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPSRy4bwjr
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmEfhaW2ZL
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHclX7Dzw68
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ56H7wOlf6
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG71gOiol1a
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfboEd4NYH
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFfcvDOZyz
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6R7AY9IWap
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3wTqs4uV2
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGxCvzGBUz
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyaWl4ogUr
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nccG4qWRf
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQa6yw45mj
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1MzVTonk1
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtfvEC8DOQ
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LdwwLtQ4G
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBFO2GpIlt
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxEaG7Aq6y
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJegg6F0umv
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqfwlaOl1G
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXLWAxpG4Q
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8JmQrSxY3
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcE8baUpAP9
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobm3VEj2Hb
929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuAEcesqLn
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。929Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarfyBpRD4z
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