「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFnnwn0bSD
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0HoaxCTDu
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5c9U1lVvaN
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTPIDFgePS
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1R39FtEYn
我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06NAmN2Oce
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlrsgX62Tv
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fECwBRMi2
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09EdAOkmuG
樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdUoLNjpwB
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnMZQg49Ru
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwjyjgYQxe
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGYOyYxGtO
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWo4rRywxK1
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZFIEpaE8r
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx6c0qLXpM
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeD56qruy48
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGqrWLjuOV
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9x5Ytn3hw
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG4wTBkMg0
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QMvmIjyvU
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAYGd4e8kB
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgY1FsAXNf6
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sQ7US17JH
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxVL6ssQV0
「糖水會幾點呀? 」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxjpYOnRqN
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLr5WnTDnY
「10點。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX24jS64pY
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLB9Bm2D0U
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkNTpNDc4K
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUarwBXRhvu
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I3qFK0T4b
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxQ9dx3eX5
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzFdxlTJTV
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlOfe3hLCB
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRyXyI2plO
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhARjm1kqrP
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OiAaP4YQ8
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJGTLNwmVM
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNVYhcYiRp
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDZkW5ZioP
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmkFLczsSN
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIVuBhr4RF
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ay3F0vDz0
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f4ZtsyHfs
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPuJHdknd2
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdeYj9O9gO
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfeoeePDyK
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp7BxztiJu
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpN5etEfdv
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoR1jl51CV
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3sDiqt2kt
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbefqi84RJ
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHasutsGyIr
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgUikZKPkq
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0lCdMqHbF
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nsOBtKxId
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTMYLAsM0U
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCOPEEYo0G
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDTi9z2hFA
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWxXjYSQ2c
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStqGkOCHN9
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PW14toiHo
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqtG9HHoun
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBOgdrUV80
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EZSu4VXdc
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve1ox54YEB
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHvnkSJ7Ap
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羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpDIEs5YMZ
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgCnoY122Q
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7mWJiwpqt
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XMkKsTjx4
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlM4SdDzoRT
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNGeuHfCC0
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJh8wwNA8Yh
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTVz2s3cft
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4YJ6fFQYF
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMpDQeUB79
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaFOI2SNWi
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBt7ZOpVHN1
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3j2OYNF0iU
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tAXToHyxq
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mORxjaQfQ
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HjtDTLruv
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSfABmPiFQ
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhWaEIpb7Y
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgB6MekDbmN
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58o2aVt5eV
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLDoPZ3hKo
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVxDtrgAAH
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiK2LAyjJJP
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmSL3nwsdK
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcESLTVfd6a
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dUrD0FmjF
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I5Jtj4zsS
858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfgC6eYFaw
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsT3100TRo
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