Technically NOT a story written by me.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XXCE9SX56
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJlKSTgEHN
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDHOuSEE3u
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbaNvV9kMq
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WxDF51Dh5
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXHHpqjFma
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrzDwXYunn
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOMw2LNFFN
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75WDycix6b
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHOB4oXOhY
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXovu8HMDrw
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FbmKb0CGg
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0PwcdxJ6C
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihAtI52lwG
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxs2jWlzIdi
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQWtlXHwEp
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jUEBfVLz8
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dfPcVYKx1
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7enlD9aTcq
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudxWOzbrEI
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng8WC3WOrh
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsMXeW6qdh
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7XdfEfBYj
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd6juziNUk
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZfqL28y0f
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiR8UAlq71
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpkmC0Bkul
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSTPat8Dfo
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BKKF5pa2t
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYR4jIqQLd
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayBQD3QCnC
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefl44RzNbq
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwA4CzVufO
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzytF7YK0f
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAI9Cghd7yj
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKsRLZOTIa
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy2g4kLqht
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKien779Qaj
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4PVHNYx0O
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwgLB388V6
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6VdW4mhYl
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvNOkzdiur
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFF5CKQpnVB
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluCFhVM2Si
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONrnOPouvh
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESyZOMoOsa
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpwVDyiOrq
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlu882r8DbB
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIw6JQjXG3C
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6pnUAfR2q
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 509Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3maUwV1OI1
Tobex: I have never heard about it.
