Technically NOT a story written by me.580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ490oewGSGf
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrboYqEU7Mc
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNuacdWhKh
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTiwDfmLkf
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75boFlisR5
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMmxamCH3M
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxLcpGw56e
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY851WZTLpx
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTEcE2aheW
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FS2QlS4vP
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpojWdlTwVU
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiKXtgi9tZ
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vkonE834H
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgGI0W5m7Q
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmPgVPWtKU
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLueINKUNBY
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceH6WjWwhD
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLWPTB4yz5
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pSU3vChPo
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyD7BHLyTS
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIt8ZBYJIgj
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6skRNHsCos
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiT1dzyV6l
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1qgMYoLqx
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENZPGb6Q67
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpIy9YJniV
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIEy0IMPoS
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEI2ZabcKn
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvWfk1tfF1
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4TxINo3FA
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUKEM73mQ1
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ677a2u2Gd0
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuCidtJPeL
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVTyDPHcvD
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqs4GLTr0d
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMGZyboM7c
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNv3jPBxo4
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv4FYjIbsN
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMSKCGLbg4
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4V6c2dBRh
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwbxRcYFhO
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uzVFQLjrP
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXfxgfvY7l
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD27MXg6p05
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAF1OCRG7m8
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wAsW9Bo6E
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhygafLV4P
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvPdJ0OsSU
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTn2X7npRvI
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhYfqj6srb
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3XqVKcvuP
Tobex: I have never heard about it.
