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「但係石至磊既分的確係唔夠升中六,留級係唯一既做法...」個肥婆miss lam一路數我既不是,我都廢鳩事聽落去342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb4R3HFq3Y
今日係2013年7月15號,中五學年既家長日342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJF80Xlaqk
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而響我身邊落力為我講好說話既金毛中坑,正正就係我既鄰居,亦即係我既師父342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbvYdgZNCs
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「屌佢老味,差幾分姐,個死肥婆講極都唔撚明,的佢去做豬乸漢堡啦仆街!」一走出班房,師父就收起剛才既友善,不斷痛罵個肥婆342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4pwLP3sPB
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呢一刻既師父已經化身柴九:「你知唔知你留多一年代表咩呀?即係我又要養多你個打靶仔一年呀!你估我開善堂呀!」342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm1k1im6l7
我6歲果陣老母走左佬,就將我交左比師父照顧,一養就養左十一年342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPByXtyUNha
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呢樣野我曾經問過佢點解,不過佢似乎都唔係好想講342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59M6ZZaUaZ
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當時既我地,係住響屯門某一座舊私樓,環境都算ok啦,師父成日都會同隔黎鄰舍d三姑六婆打下牌咁342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1PSdGwfT6
「我都唔撚明,你呢d柒頭皮點會連中五都讀唔好架..」我同師父走出升降機,準備行返去我地位於E室既家342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyOSgd6B0p
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坐響梳化既一個短髮少女轉頭:「咦,石仔返左黎啦,師父呢」呢個正正就係師父既親戚林新月,佢同我一樣細細個就跟左師父342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxf1ULDMFyN
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「好..好小事姐..」新月經常充當我倆之間既和事佬,對此情況早已見怪不怪342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwjyJ1vdd0
「嗱!新月就講得岩啦!明明好小事,係師父你搞大佢黎講之嘛」342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtobJCIpQYT
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新月馬上遞上一杯熱茶:「唔好嬲啦師父,飲啖茶下下火先」342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSU69kHHa1
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「54445**44咁囉,應該都夠入大學,所以我返左黎冇去報asso姐..」新月平平無奇道,的確,佢讀書方面係勁好多342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2idq0GWtd
師父拍拍新月既頭:「叻女!你學下新月啦打靶仔!人讀書你讀書,讀到你成個傻鳩咁!」342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzdxN1RLRf
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「係既...不過之後因為八月既一件事,我同師父就炒左大獲啦..」342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB45tgxOfOC
rina聽到呢句嚇左一跳:「咩事呀?可以搞到你地反面」342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnnaL17aOk
「真..真係要講呀?我驚嚇親你喎...」呢件事的確有d尷尬342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXNckDvfWz
「講啦,我有咩未聽過呀」342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TIS0ZLW5B
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「唉屌...訓唔撚著tim,早知晏晝唔訓晏教啦...」依家係凌晨3點,不過都仲未訓得著342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg34PGB9OK
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相反,入左理工設計系既新月就比我多姿多彩得多,呢期又話要去d乜迎新營,八月尾都冇乜點返過黎訓342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeCoV9EW4g
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深田恭子寫真集「blue moon」?!342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Iu7J7pRbs
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「識左師父咁耐都唔知佢鐘意深田恭子tim..」342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfZyVAPCnh
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「嘩屌好撚正呀...咁扯法唔係路喎....打返個飛機先得!打完實訓得著啦掛」我心想,之後就拿拿聲拎住本恭子寫真集入房342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCnlrTES8I
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「oh....yeah.....kimochi..恭子bb呀..」對住恭子完美既身材,我左手揭住寫真集,右手揸住巨龍自慰,一邊唸唸有語342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUyFUwJNae
我都唔記得打左幾耐:「黎料啦恭子bb,熱姑熱姑!!」feel到準備出精,我大脾夾住寫真集,左手拎起tempo紙巾準備接住自己既精兵342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfCeaxKaOF
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師父就響門口!!!!!!!!!!342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZN60kMin8
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呢一刻,成個世界都好似停左咁,師父面前住呢個畫面直頭呆左342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxiLzCW7G0
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師父眼神轉眼間已經充滿住怒火:「仆街仔!!邊個比你J我個肥恭架,仲要射精落佢度!?走呀仆街!我唔要再見到你!!!!!」342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SBeDFZ2Lh
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rina身馬上靠後,露出厭惡既表情:「咁你實拎過我d bra呀底褲呀黎打飛機啦,你好變態囉....」女人既幻想力真係無極限342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsOehnqMjV
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「都係唔好啦,聽日出去買過哂D內衣褲啦,石仔你都係信唔過架...係呢,咁你比師父趕走左之後點呀?」342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AOdwfQ4gD
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「屌老母,J左佢本寫真集姐,又唔係屌佢條女,駛唔駛趕我出黎呀食屎狗...」我心裡面依然好唔gur342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadmVy2ngf9
不過我依然相信,師父下左啖氣就會比我返去架啦...342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCVBDYnYkh
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我心諗:「屌,邊撚個亂拋垃圾呀..」然後執起報紙342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53vExyqUWZ
呢一份係報紙既招聘板,左下角寫左「私人保鏢,月入五萬,包食包住,唔做就笨,年齡18-40,有意請致電21800000」342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBuwb9xhbB
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返學呢d唔撚理啦342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKj6NpeEVA
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「之後既事你都知架啦..唔駛多講啦掛..」342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3rbLaA9RW
「咁你入左黎IID之後,仲有冇返去搵師父呀...」342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6M7EapTj9r
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比新月捉左返去既果個金髮男,最後就只係供出左其餘三個人既樣貌342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPibvCICWI2
之後既幾日,我地IID既特工都有繼續巡邏,但佢地似乎因為身份已經敗露,所以再冇現身342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKu2IZ4tLu
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而我,亦都照常咁返去補課,好彩每一次既補課都有瞳瞳同我一齊食lunch342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmTKRSfnK0
甚至為左追上瞳瞳,我竟然每日都溫書342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6ZYC7GIkT
最開心既係,每晚瞳瞳都會打黎睇下我有冇溫書上面既問題,醒目既我當然一早準備好問題啦,瞳瞳亦都好耐心咁答我342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbnk9HMein
呢段人生中少有既溫書日子,即使再辛苦都好開心342Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMh0WsnF1gO
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