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「但係石至磊既分的確係唔夠升中六,留級係唯一既做法...」個肥婆miss lam一路數我既不是,我都廢鳩事聽落去343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdcggne90H
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「屌佢老味,差幾分姐,個死肥婆講極都唔撚明,的佢去做豬乸漢堡啦仆街!」一走出班房,師父就收起剛才既友善,不斷痛罵個肥婆343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZMxvguI9E
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呢一刻既師父已經化身柴九:「你知唔知你留多一年代表咩呀?即係我又要養多你個打靶仔一年呀!你估我開善堂呀!」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQO8V0OVh5
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當時既我地,係住響屯門某一座舊私樓,環境都算ok啦,師父成日都會同隔黎鄰舍d三姑六婆打下牌咁343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuasdodultz
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坐響梳化既一個短髮少女轉頭:「咦,石仔返左黎啦,師父呢」呢個正正就係師父既親戚林新月,佢同我一樣細細個就跟左師父343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzQNmOsYuW
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「嗱!新月就講得岩啦!明明好小事,係師父你搞大佢黎講之嘛」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMChD5thehi
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「54445**44咁囉,應該都夠入大學,所以我返左黎冇去報asso姐..」新月平平無奇道,的確,佢讀書方面係勁好多343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppj9QMRxvm
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「唉屌...訓唔撚著tim,早知晏晝唔訓晏教啦...」依家係凌晨3點,不過都仲未訓得著343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcz90S60ASO
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相反,入左理工設計系既新月就比我多姿多彩得多,呢期又話要去d乜迎新營,八月尾都冇乜點返過黎訓343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwDFLnCiKS
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「oh....yeah.....kimochi..恭子bb呀..」對住恭子完美既身材,我左手揭住寫真集,右手揸住巨龍自慰,一邊唸唸有語343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrcSbdoHxw
我都唔記得打左幾耐:「黎料啦恭子bb,熱姑熱姑!!」feel到準備出精,我大脾夾住寫真集,左手拎起tempo紙巾準備接住自己既精兵343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCMbSzqNDR
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師父眼神轉眼間已經充滿住怒火:「仆街仔!!邊個比你J我個肥恭架,仲要射精落佢度!?走呀仆街!我唔要再見到你!!!!!」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQToukjHxej
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「都係唔好啦,聽日出去買過哂D內衣褲啦,石仔你都係信唔過架...係呢,咁你比師父趕走左之後點呀?」343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoncHrkvBOA
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「屌老母,J左佢本寫真集姐,又唔係屌佢條女,駛唔駛趕我出黎呀食屎狗...」我心裡面依然好唔gur343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnY9hchUYl
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最開心既係,每晚瞳瞳都會打黎睇下我有冇溫書上面既問題,醒目既我當然一早準備好問題啦,瞳瞳亦都好耐心咁答我343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgMFg8ghVK
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