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坐響梳化既一個短髮少女轉頭:「咦,石仔返左黎啦,師父呢」呢個正正就係師父既親戚林新月,佢同我一樣細細個就跟左師父317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsv78ErYu9
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我都唔記得打左幾耐:「黎料啦恭子bb,熱姑熱姑!!」feel到準備出精,我大脾夾住寫真集,左手拎起tempo紙巾準備接住自己既精兵317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5aeCRj4e8
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最開心既係,每晚瞳瞳都會打黎睇下我有冇溫書上面既問題,醒目既我當然一早準備好問題啦,瞳瞳亦都好耐心咁答我317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYVbdkZhqr
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