「哈...白爺你的家,是不是簡約得過了頭。」第一次造訪別人的家,通常都會說些好話對吧,可是小羽實在想不到應該怎樣形容這裡,更很難想像白爺怎樣在這吉屋中起居飲食。523Please respect copyright.PENANAD8jrpGZlYl
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「過來另一邊吧。」白爺若無其事的走過去睡房那邊。他打開走廊盡頭的房門,裡面同樣是雪白又空曠,牆中間佇立著另一面全身的黃銅大鏡。它呎碼比天后廟的小一半,大概是家用的型號,而且鏡面清澈,沒有公家那面的點點鏽蝕。523Please respect copyright.PENANAmi5sCVjMUa
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小羽穿過崑崙鏡,再次環顧四周,這才是間像樣的房子。剛才是道鋁窗的地方,換上了一個竹製的窗框,薄如蟬翼的油紙透進了外面忽明忽滅的火光;天花掛著盞蠟燭大燈,明暗不定的火舌啪搭啪搭的爆出點點火星;那道看起來也是純白色的牆壁,也隱約可見水磨石磚的紋路。523Please respect copyright.PENANAsXUAVgaF0X
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小羽好不客氣的打開房門,從新走回去玄關,腳板一甩隨便把發臭波鞋脫了。「嘩!想不到白爺你家環境挺不錯!」523Please respect copyright.PENANAxvaXdZdQ5p
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「妳先隨便座一下,我去預備早餐。待會兒再跟妳慢慢談任務的事。」523Please respect copyright.PENANAtO8BFrBKZn
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白爺家飯廳擺放的是成套的酸枝傢具,客廳沒有正常人家的電視和音響,卻擺放了一副像是日式武士刀的刀架,一把白玉色劍柄的長劍端莊的擱在上面。背面牆上還掛了套像是官服的銀線白絹戰甲。旁邊一個裝飾櫃,擺放著一排相架、幾個金牌和鑲了大大小小的綿旗:523Please respect copyright.PENANAoLs5oJdg4q
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「長期服務獎523Please respect copyright.PENANAu1EpvOfzGG
魔神.高級死神.御前帶刀護衛523Please respect copyright.PENANAq6iV2UdMWC
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服務年資:四百年」523Please respect copyright.PENANAuFMX4L25s2
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小羽沿著飾櫃看過去,一幅水墨人像畫被珍而重之地表起,擺放在最後最高的位置。畫像內是個穿古裝的女士,輪廓看起來有點眼熟。523Please respect copyright.PENANA7uSD7taZ98
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「咦這幅畫...」小羽還未把話說完,白爺一手把畫像搶過來,收回自己房間內。小羽跟在後頭,發現這單位除了白爺的主人房,還有兩間客房。523Please respect copyright.PENANAW4jDw7tfJb
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未待小羽衝進去參觀,白爺他打開其中一開房門,把剛才買的狗糧放到裡邊。523Please respect copyright.PENANAWhcIMsO7Sa
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小羽給房內的景象嚇了一下,貯物房跟大廳優雅景緻的風格,實在相差太遠了。數以千百計的狗罐頭整整齊齊的堆疊起來,一直撐到上天花板,甚至把整面窗堵塞住。有些罐頭已經過期好一陣子了,招紙染上紅褐色的鏽跡。斗大的房間只剩下一條勉強可以穿過的小巷,白爺已經夠瘦了,也要橫著身子才能穿過。523Please respect copyright.PENANAcJsn7UNdll
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「嘩...你隻狗患了厭食症嗎?」小羽擠著身子進去,欣賞這個罐頭奇觀:「看來那些獨居長者喜歡儲月餅罐的報導是真的,看來你也有點貯物癖!」523Please respect copyright.PENANAaERmSyMu0B
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白爺不想答話,開始有點後悔招呼這個口沒遮欄的壞鬼後生女。523Please respect copyright.PENANAotqu4NDrT8
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小羽移後兩步離開房間,好讓塞在罐頭海盡頭的白爺退出來。小羽望望最後一間木門,房門就逕自開啟了。她一時之間以為這道木門是自動打開的,門後連半個人影都沒有。523Please respect copyright.PENANAD8YIdFXIZs
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還來不及發出驚呼的叫聲,門邊露出一頭超䄂珍、奶油色長毛芝娃娃,額前有片十字星形狀的白毛。牠昂首挺胸的走出來,老大不滿意的望著小羽。523Please respect copyright.PENANA8H6XwYXGB3
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「哈,白爺你養的竟然是芝娃娃?」小羽一臉囧樣失笑:「可愛到呢...」523Please respect copyright.PENANAtg7ei8FrmQ
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「可妳老豆!」芝娃娃突然人立起來,叉起雙臂:「這件不懂規矩的豆丁是甚麼東東?」 523Please respect copyright.PENANArcNvcjMbxl
小羽呆了半响,必須雙手按著嘴巴才能壓住爆笑的衝動。白爺的寵物狗竟然會說人話,而且是那種江湖大佬的嘶啞嗓子!小羽戚起眉毛回望這頭生物,哪兒來的自信去叫別人「豆丁」?523Please respect copyright.PENANAkK5Q1cM7lg
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白爺沒好氣理會這吵鬧的小狗,回到飯廳餐桌上分配早餐。他把混和了黑醋和欖油的意大利風沙律菜,分成三份,伴上一件烘烤得香噴噴的法包。他開了支白酒自酎(早上就喝酒?這叫小羽進一步認定他生前定是個混血兒)。白爺跟芝娃娃簡單解說了小羽的來歷,小狗也跳到餐桌上噬狗砵中的沙律,小臉上的面色黑得像坨大便。523Please respect copyright.PENANAfZuZvc6uyL
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小羽舀起那冷冰冰的早餐,好奇地問:「狗不是應該吃狗糧的嗎?」523Please respect copyright.PENANAcEBcg4xdtK
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「要妳管!?」芝娃娃抬起頭答話,臉上粘了條火箭菜絲:「我食長齋的。」523Please respect copyright.PENANAFirfECblun
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這次小羽再忍俊不住了,即使手指扭著大腿也阻止不了爆笑的衝動。她立刻拿出手提電話,向著吼天犬拍了幾張大頭照(當然還有自拍),誓要記錄低這頭搞笑的生物。523Please respect copyright.PENANA9YxNgJb7Zm
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那邊的芝娃娃卻劍拔弩張,四條短腿撐起,全身的奶油色狗毛也豎起來,一副要動手動腳的樣子。那塊不爭氣的火箭菜卻仍粘著鼻翼旁邊,叫小羽的笑聲根本沒法子停下來。「吼天犬!別亂來...」白爺舉起手,冷靜的道:「千萬別忘記你仍在守行為的,小不忍則亂大謀...」523Please respect copyright.PENANAtZu13dvZwB
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「你是吼...天...犬!?」小羽放下電話,口中的食物差點噴出來。而芝娃娃的小眼珠轉過去白爺那邊,再把頭抬得老高,刻意不望向小羽的方向。523Please respect copyright.PENANA8DHr1Tz1yn
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小羽拭去眼角的淚水,滿腦子疑惑地問道:「白爺,那麼你為甚麼要買那麼多狗罐頭給這頭吃素的吼天犬?」523Please respect copyright.PENANAQUN4gxbiO4
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「這...這...要妳管!?」這次輪到白爺有點尷尬了。老實說,就算白爺再透露出甚麼惹笑荒謬的原因,都沒法令幾乎當機的小羽再有反應了。523Please respect copyright.PENANA3AmLsGpZo0
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這場早餐就在一片寂靜中渡過,直至吼天犬表示要去陽台透透氣,才打破那沉默的壓迫感。523Please respect copyright.PENANAf28L9B91fZ
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「好了,」白爺清了碟,木無表情的把刀叉排成直線:「讓我告訴妳關於任務的內容。」523Please respect copyright.PENANAwmrc5dh7SK
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白爺慎而重之的態度激起了小羽的好奇心,抺抺嘴巴專心聆聽。523Please respect copyright.PENANArFcsYboRsn
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「我這次的任務,重要非常,萬萬不可以出錯。知道了沒有?」523Please respect copyright.PENANA94qu7mCkOi
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「嗯!」小羽也被白爺的凝重語氣搞得緊張亏亏。523Please respect copyright.PENANAHdzp1h7ILL
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「我想妳幫我打聽一個人的底細,任何個人資料我都要:出生日期、家人、住處、個人喜好、朋友圈子...」523Please respect copyright.PENANAOlipaxvWFq
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「得得得...總之是起底啦。」小羽舉手制止白爺無止境的說下去:「但是,有好些資料遊魂入境事務處應該有,為甚麼不去那邊查?」523Please respect copyright.PENANAThDJnRTrPz
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「因為那個人是個普通人類。」 523Please respect copyright.PENANAxN8KVEZSJA