Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBOPiFrKdb
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFKdiCjUcI
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKVJi2DnBv
Eric: Warriors? Why?458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhuNBHChmP
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjr3zyJNGW
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC9SRZb4lX
Anya: You look like crap.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hkZ1M9tLl
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWlDxcqWQM
Anya: Is that your wish?458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqxlwhCCoh
Cordy: No.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUZDTE6jAZ
Anya: Okay.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUhyFJIs6s
Cordy: Yeah.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q1dXV32Sl
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVtm27dNJM
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0PPcQWfdv
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs8HRYCmWl
Eric: I can help with that.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLQuPEoBZ9
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWK7pb2a3lf
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWNP4QcoKi
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6d2XeNs6f
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAxBFDQoZq
Xander: It's still disturbing.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSEeeWUOym
Anya: Deal with it.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2PHIiF3oJ
(Anya and Xander kiss.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kotMj0QsR
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkQcVuGrpf
(the warriors cats come padding in.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ORV64QAvr
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamIdXCop59
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoyIfaasEC
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFtbziBBU1
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM8fhQQlKr
Graystripe: We all are.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiC7bXijfca
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA7SxX0IjX
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NmPZjHEk8
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrGnSlUms8
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNDxEfU5wj
Crowfeather: He's good.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgnDY9yZnS
Tigerheart: Very good.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYt2OJGHFz
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunq1qs1unW
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5wp58BZfv
Squirrelflight: Hey now.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5GkTINAPO
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Clm3WYfJj
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqOB8d9ICi
Mistystar: They're right.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95lNLq9PJe
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡde762XaZ77
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWc0nZc9JC
(Every cat is silent.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdlbGCeyHt
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHirk27XhzF
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzAADJ5zvg
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcax9QtDHYt
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKm1a3Qfs82
Princess: You, too.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8vKGjZWQW
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtverEdXK2
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vhqUBZ2Sz
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeuBiqs22S
(Anya picks up Firestar.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHIm2oCmcu
Firestar: Watch it.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJV9KOHEWi
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8fUX30nof
Xander: An, these cats are wild.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wQ2SiWyGM
Anya: You're no fun.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2E228z8f8
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaAyBAxhHg
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsnXGeKOOt
Leafpool: Are you okay?458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lgptB00xH
Firestar: I'm fine.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm33etalUkJ
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5M4GGfCIFL
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9KU4Xbdvg
Sookie: Likewise.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl90ENEictk
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNxh6qDtMb
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltUMSOv4Rd
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9RqKpfqjb
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwmVK8ldn5
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VD4wVOmKa
Sookie: That's so cute!458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLULUBFJcY2
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtURC58mrIq
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFOL1KUHkS
Longtail: Mousefur?458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwabRX9NaZY
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxvrKmPWrj
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mSp5JrAOm
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBUSY14IoV
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTK2Lhj0xp
Crookedstar: I agree.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg70QSfZaSQ
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGj3RUlPCK
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXm4kqD3nZW
Graystripe: Count me in.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5lOABAykn
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkplfxOXdih
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJqyliNvYG
(Anya smiles.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO41tj3MrDl
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Azrjj9zne
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJfdCUxREr
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcyhIKq7aY
(Anya and Xander kiss.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7jBactl9Z
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikSJdUEzTU
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0IX3hb1oP
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG41R19tszR
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALTKcPY13f
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTnOMVeHqh
Ferncloud: I agree.
