Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGOEfuzuaP
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx41Wfb8X6t
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUrSSrxfkS
Eric: Warriors? Why?502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyPcs4L3If
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeirx3A3V7g
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9U68I83e7
Anya: You look like crap.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HAaKrIJgG
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPZkbZneGd
Anya: Is that your wish?502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvjnLHdYzU
Cordy: No.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAaoTQoCO1
Anya: Okay.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeO0SqmAgG
Cordy: Yeah.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ouReZw0PC
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKvCAlnQ0B
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0STdXRVKhW
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0J9ngIObC9
Eric: I can help with that.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mDcBWmZam
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX4Wt16cvS
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBBzQQQqoV
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUMWuaKTzB
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNV27fWNgxV
Xander: It's still disturbing.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67CbYOjTlR
Anya: Deal with it.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApr7B4hzkm
(Anya and Xander kiss.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHszedYJ9tr
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNM02WDK9B9
(the warriors cats come padding in.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7bs83iZAQ
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5Edz3VJFX
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2m4YC8kQWv
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0mreiH5za
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRSIx5ymvu
Graystripe: We all are.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfl8VaRhK3v
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6SaPzQud2
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHRxrNV85p
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZf30xD2XkF
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZzjeJ7WpS
Crowfeather: He's good.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcW6dexgtS
Tigerheart: Very good.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XRMapEWBc
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80ZeO6flAx
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwSuxx21eg
Squirrelflight: Hey now.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rBLaovz2U
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU7Cp4zTdh
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8pnyzGysg
Mistystar: They're right.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpRwlN3lmj
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTj9YAdw1E
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv0YkznadV
(Every cat is silent.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72aOto6kXc
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35ITujE4gs
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKOUUf5dwE
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSvR6SZDkY
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTA4PIkqFT
Princess: You, too.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBDBu0CZld
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCiCIltqEb
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipBUKRdJWj
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVunAqft8un
(Anya picks up Firestar.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnsO5LBBeA
Firestar: Watch it.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFZi59fEEj
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjatKnGOkr
Xander: An, these cats are wild.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpSXDzWMAP
Anya: You're no fun.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkTdc5HxlM
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjryZYEzdNf
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡME8wpfJU5t
Leafpool: Are you okay?502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaQ7Kz5Mqv
Firestar: I'm fine.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYB6gRIMc1
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpLJzYgtwd
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEer4jR0Oa
Sookie: Likewise.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDBeJIEgxF
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnXVpr9iW7
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4ZSZvOCHv
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsTXhJarty
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ukHBrVRC7
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRiXuwVDgS
Sookie: That's so cute!502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6o3DYY6ni6
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjnkglfqBc
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLP6NF14091
Longtail: Mousefur?502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYkem7GU7T
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyyXI6Eadr
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4F84jv9CP
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAMWfTBm5V
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2xYD1HJ0m
Crookedstar: I agree.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglfpmXFxJS
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3Aj0zKI1U
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnO1LQuIDOF
Graystripe: Count me in.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp938WIxMKT
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZMNYoX1Zi
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9g1xkE5mT
(Anya smiles.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQlmzBQBot
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM8zNqIjcV
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvheKkIRN4r
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cOogAakE7
(Anya and Xander kiss.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcrFu7NB74
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMgj3EuCZU
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡactIuMBk4H
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi5Ri3SL3X
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfT3Spf5KQV
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufgy8293nt
Ferncloud: I agree.
