黑人男孩的墓誌銘：
「隔天起來我屁股痛；旁邊睡著我的白人媽媽。」
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聖誕節的意外事故。1948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6GLjGtIeF
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男孩許願想要快點長大。白人媽媽在聖誕夜喝酒發了瘋。1948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMo8ccCS7O
白人媽媽，聖誕老人。1948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjw4o8y7EI2
酒精灌腸，酒精中毒身亡。1948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxocqMWWzut
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喔，這屁味太重了，應該是伏特加？1948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3vpmst9c2
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直腸的酒精吸收率又比一般飲酒方式還要高；1948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYuLifn4VA
這種酒精飲料不叫做伏特加，我個人稱作「岩漿」。1948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UvRcOQRjM
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想試試看用這種方式飲酒嗎？1948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9Kio2ggzc
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我還沒試過，有機會應該會試試看；1948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNr0hUGCqzS
不過岩漿對一般人來說一生只能免費試喝一次。1948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTFbWqqZ86
如果還想要喝第二次？
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小問題，如果沒有用酒精灌腸器，而是直接用酒瓶呢？1948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RKrzgYiLz
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插入倒空後會形成真空狀態而吸著，白人媽媽就這樣拿著吸住的酒瓶‧‧‧‧‧‧剩下的應該可以自行想像了。1948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4PYHe8Nw1
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